These words made the peddler angry, it was you who didn't leave just now, and now it's you who doesn't let you get closer, brother, I didn't offend you, of course, I just had a hot pot in your hall, but it was also because you served me a basket of steamed buns first, I took revenge!

The peddler held Li Eryi up, "Your Majesty, it's okay, wake up!" ”

Li Er looked at the vendor holding his shoulder suspiciously, "Dabao, what happened just now?"

"It's that white cloth bag that blew up, how awesome is it? I have another one here, do you want to try it! As he spoke, show the rest to Li Er!

Li Er jumped farther this time, it seems that the things brought by the hawkers themselves will have to be more careful in the future, the things brought by this before, although they are strange, surprised, shocked, but there is a little, there is no movement, this time it is good, the white cloth bag the size of a vegetable basket has lost his Penglai Mountain!

The eyes of the people who came to their senses switched back and forth between the white cloth bag in the hawker's hand and the Penglai Mountain, which was only half cut off, and their brains quickly thought about what kind of force could cause so much damage!

At the same time, the entire palace was also alarmed by a thunder on the ground, and the guards immediately gathered in the direction of the Taiye Pool, if the picture is converted to the air, you can see the current chaotic scene, which can be described as being urinated in an ant nest, and even half of Chang'an City close to the palace is this scene!

After all, the current army is pressing, and there is a vibration in the palace, anyone will think about the worst, and the Ouchi guards were also frightened by the situation in front of them when they came to the Taiye Pool, the beautiful Penglai Mountain was gone, the Taiye Pool was full of urine yellow, and Li Er and a group of ministers stood by the lake like mud monkeys!

When the hawker saw so many people coming, he hurriedly reminded Li Er, "Your Majesty, Brother Li, there are too many idle people, do you want them to avoid it?" ”

Li Er came back to his senses at this time, "Oh, oh, yes, you all get out of here, no one is allowed to come in without my order!" ”

The guards really couldn't understand what the reason was, so they had to retreat in a daze, and Li Ermi finally sobered up after glaring, "Hahaha, with such a sharp weapon, why worry about Chang'an, Dabao, I really don't know how to thank you!" After speaking, he was about to hug the vendor, but suddenly took two steps back vigilantly, "Dabao, have you put that thing away?" ”

"Put it away, you can rest assured, how to enjoy it, this is a short time, and I will make you more fierce in another ten or eight years!"

Li Er thought that this was powerful enough, but he didn't expect that there would be a more fierce "Dabao, is this true?" ”

"That's necessary, but Your Majesty should settle the matter in front of your eyes first!"

"Yes, yes, yes, I'll order someone to prepare things, Mowgli, pass the order, the people present today must keep the secret, if anyone leaks the news, I will make him regret coming to this world, hum, Dabao, let's go, I didn't eat enough just now, haha, let's go eat some more!"

So everyone went back to shabu-shabu, what made the hawker feel depressed was that he was shabu with everyone before, these people were afraid of losing their image, far away from themselves, and now they are farther away from themselves, depressed, although my brother is carrying a bomb, my brother himself is not a bomb, really, we have seen four two two kings and two kings are not so cowardly, look at your little bit of interest!

After waiting all night, the hawker washed up from the old man Li's Baoguang Hall and was ready to go home to get his big slingshot, the old Li Tou was frightened by the things made by the hawker yesterday, and said that he didn't want to sleep, and pulled the hawker to watch the TV all night, and the hawker drove in the morning with one eye open!

When I got to the welding shop where I placed an order yesterday, the vendor at the door saw two giant catapult devices that were longer than his own car, and the reason why it was called so was because the hawker really couldn't associate this thing with a slingshot, and this thing had no resemblance to the slingshot he played with when he was a child!

The peddler got out of the car and circled around these two things curiously, and the shopkeeper came out politely, "How about it, little brother, are you still satisfied, let me tell you, I had the same idea as you when I was young, and I wanted to get two big slingshots, but the conditions did not allow it, and it has not been done, and today I finally got a wish!" ”

The peddler was happy and handed the other party a cigarette, "Yo, brother, you also like to play siege?" ”

The boss took the cigarette, picked up the electric welding next to him and sneered on the iron shelf, and lit the cigarette "Siege?" Do you think I played the same as you when I was young, and you put this in the scenic area to let tourists enjoy it, we had a sports meeting at that time, but it was really fatal! ”

"Let me tell you, at that time, the comrades of several of our factories grabbed land with other factories, so I pondered to get this, and then stretched out the big explosive bag, but then it didn't work!" The boss sighed!

"Why?"

"This thing is too big, our games are all in the city, it belongs to the nest fight, this thing can't be played is not conducive to concealment, so it was denied, forget it, why don't we try it?"

I'll go, the old guy's young time is really big, and my brother just wanted to find some chains to make a gun when he was young, the gap! The hawker's cigarette was thrown to the ground, "Okay, then let's go to Xishan, there are many open spaces!" ”

So the boss called a few helpers to get this thing to the car, all the way to the West Mountain, to find an open place, the old man personally started, first broke off the wheel, nailed it on the ground with a pin, and hung the hook on the winch to a claw, which stuck the leather pocket!

The hawker noticed that the elastic device of this thing is rubber and spring, the spring hangs on the high column in front of the person, and through the middle of the aperture of the spring, a large rubber band of the thickness of an arm made of hundreds of rubber bands is passed, just looking at this shape, you know that the elasticity of this thing is not the same as holding a slingshot!

The boss was very excited to open the big slingshot himself, and seeing that the boss was so light and could do it alone, the vendor began to suspect that this thing was useless, "Boss, you made this thing so hard to get it open, could it be a silver-like spear head?" “

The boss angrily pointed at the peddler, "Little brother, you look carefully, I specially installed the labor-saving pulley for you in the back, the power is no less than the ancient eight-bull crossbow, have you ever seen the old-fashioned tank turret, is it not shaken by people, this is the same reason, if you don't believe it, you go to the stone and put it in the fart pocket!" ”

To be honest, the hawker really didn't believe it, so he went to the side of the road and picked a head-sized stone into his leather pocket, clamped it with a claw, and the old man motioned to the hawker to stand far away, and then stirred the back of the crank to almost fly, and the hawker found that the elastic device was retreating little by little, probably the first time it was used, making a squeaky sound!

The old man glanced at the scale on the steel plate, and felt that it was almost there, so he walked to the claw with a long-handled hammer and aimed at a point on it, "Hey! ”

"Bang dang... The peddler only heard a muffled sound, and the leather bag was thrown out, and the head-sized stone drew a perfect parabola and disappeared, and a cloud of smoke rose from the mountainside for a long time!

This time it was the hawker's turn to be stunned, "Brother, this is too exaggerated, this must be eight hundred meters, right?" ”

The boss snorted and said, "Eight hundred, joke, at least 1,200 meters, this is because the stone you take to block the wind, and you can get it so far away if you replace it with something straight!" ”

The hawker can't help but smack his tongue, this is the progress of the times, the ancient eight-cow crossbow, with eight cows to pull out a thousand steps [1500 meters], now to the good, a half-old man will collapse farther than eight cows, it seems that in the future, let the Taoist priests have nothing to develop and develop science and technology is the king!

After the inspection was satisfied, the hawker placed a few orders, the boss is also playful, and he has to pay for himself, but he can pull hard with his own temperament, and the boss sent a total of ten slingshots in the two days between the hawker and Li Er's departure to meet the grassland Ermeng, and there were seven or eight models!

The horse-drawn people pushed, the ones who were beating upside down, and the ones who fought in different directions, with these sharp weapons, the hawkers abandoned the gasoline barrels, and in the future, we still played regular cannons.

PS "After thinking about it, two days is not enough time to teach the Tang Dynasty people to play the conscienceless cannon, first make do with a big slingshot, and then the technology tree will still take the normal route!"