Looking at Xiao Xian'er pouring water, the corners of her mouth upturned, and her eyes smiling, Wang Mumu knew that this little county lord must be very proud now, and he must have thought that he had been caught by her, and he could let him taunt him, and he wanted to rely on his side just like that. Wang Mumu is actually very talkative, but Wang Mumu is really a little disgusted with the Xiao County Lord in front of him, too thirteen. Wang Mumu likes the dignified eldest princess, likes the infatuated little Rourou, and likes the frank Hu Sanniang; However, this Xiao Xian'er in front of her is dignified and gloomy, infatuated with economy, and honest with scheming. Therefore, Wang Mumu thinks that the person in front of him is a sports car, safety first, keep the distance between cars, don't go hand in hand. In this way, Wang Mumu's heart was bent on dispelling the idea of her marrying herself. However, because of this marriage, it is no longer a private matter between him and her, and the royal families of the Liao and Song dynasties have participated, and it has become a state affair and a foreign affair. Therefore, Wang Mumu wanted the word divorce to come out of the mouth of the county lord of Naxiao.

Now, Wang Mumu ignored Xiao Xian'er, turned his head and chatted with Xiao Xiamo: "Xiao Concubine, I begged for a farewell, I haven't seen you for more than a year." At the end of the last Rose Wedding, I had the students of the College of Business wrap dozens of big bags for each mission, with some instant coffee among them. In the past, you northern nomads liked the tea imported from the Great Song Dynasty, which not only improved the taste of your diet, but also provided essential vitamins for you when vegetables and fruits were scarce. The milk tea that you have developed based on your own characteristics has become a daily drink that all nomads can't live without, which is a good thing. But things are always evolving, life is always going to be motivated, have you let others taste the coffee that I have tasted in my gift bag? It should be said that these two drinks can provide more heat to the human body than tea, more refreshing function, for the bitter cold north, it is sometimes more suitable for you, it can also be mixed with milk to drink, it can be with tea for your daily drink. ”

Xiao Xiamo hurriedly answered: "Yes! Lord, although you are very generous, the coffee you give is not small, but the old minister rushed in the palace of the Liao State, well, the strong fragrance is overflowing, and even the people in the harem are sniffing and surrounding, our harem of the Liao State is not as good as the harem of your Song Kingdom, and the people in the harem will rush straight to the front hall when they are excited, after all, before, what the front harem and harem, isn't it just a tent. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm slipping my mouth, back to the point, at that time, the coffee was brewed, the room was full of fragrance, there were many people, and there were not enough to taste! Moreover, those who have tasted it are very excited, these people go everywhere to help promote your coffee, so that those princes and ministers who only know its fragrance but have not tasted it have come to besiege my horse, I really can't stand it. If there is no marriage of the little county lord, I also want the Empress Dowager and the Emperor of the Great Song Dynasty to give me some convenience, so that I can go to you to buy this coffee!" Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention, the father of this little lord had tasted coffee in the palace, and when he came home, he came to my house that night and asked me for it. But I handed over all the items that Liuqiu brought back to the emperor, and the coffee was lost by the royal tasting on the same day! But the little county lord did not give up, and almost forced me to death, I had nothing in my hand at that time, so I had to tell the story to the little county lord, and I told what I saw and heard in Liuqiu for two hours, and she gave up in anger. I have repeatedly told the little county lord that there are many delicious things to eat, such as ......"

As soon as Wang Mumu saw that the topic was beneficial to himself, he immediately interjected and said, "Is it? I can't see it, the little county lord is still a foodie! ”

What Xiao Xiamo said now is not false, but it is indeed a feeling. But this Xiao Xian'er can't stand it, aren't you saying that I'm a stolen cat? His face was blank, and he was about to interrupt, but Wang Mumu had something to say again.

Wang Mumu said: "Xiao Fuma, I didn't know that you would come to Hangzhou, let alone that you brought a gourmet, we don't have any special new products to entertain you in this institute of science and technology!" Well? Princess Yi, why did you drag me? Oh! I understand, I remember, it was Princess Yi who reminded me, hehe, I forgot, to be honest, we have just developed a leisure treasure in this institute of science and technology, this is a treasure that has not been marketed in the local market, the raw materials of the treasure are special, I hope you will have a special feeling. Come! Princess Yi, please go to the barn and get the king's slugs and harazi, so that this guest from afar can taste the new and new! ”

After a while, Yi Hezi took out a few fruit bowls from it and handed them to Wang Mumu. There are strips of "slugs" in the fruit bowl, it is yellow, it is shiny, it is wet, it has been shaking when Yihezi comes out, Wang Mumu took a few slugs in front of everyone present, put them in his mouth, and looked very enjoyable! In addition to the strip-shaped slugs, there are also granular halas, which are also wet, shiny, yellow, and seem to be elastic.

From the moment Yi Hezi brought out the fruit plate containing slugs and halazi from inside, Xiao Xian'er unconsciously shrank back, leaned her back against the back of the chair, and looked at each other nervously, for fear that Wang Mumu would do evil and use this gruge to force herself to feed. Xiao Xiamo is too, thinking, aren't we talking quite harmoniously now? Why did you Wang Mumu take out your disgusting slugs again, are you going to start getting sick again now?

Wang Mumu chewed on the slugs and harazi and praised at the same time: "It's delicious, it's delicious!" ”

Wang Mumu walked towards Xiao Xian'er with a plate of slugs and halazi as he spoke, and he was still saying in his mouth: "Little county lord, you're welcome, taste it, this is our special slug and harazi!" ”

Xiao Xian'er was nervous to death, thinking to herself, you, Wang Mumu, I'm afraid that there is really something wrong with your brain, why did you turn your face so quickly? Looking at the slugging slugs and rolling halas in Wang Mumu's hands, I really don't dare to look closely, I can't stand it! I close my eyes! I shut my mouth! I don't see it! I'm on guard! Hum! You perform, waste your talents! I don't pay attention to you!

Xiao Xia wiped Lao Kra in the end, and he would not be able to make a little daughter with his eyes closed and pursed his lips, but he opened his eyes wide, watching, wanting to see how far you Wang Mumu can prank him.

Xiao Xiamo saw Wang Mumu and saw Xiao Xian'er close her eyes.

Xiao Xiamo saw Wang Mumu stop and go back to his seat.

Xiao Xiamo saw Wang Mumu winking at Princess Yi.

Xiao Xiamo saw Princess Yi quietly touch Xiao Xian'er.

Xiao Xiamo heard that Wang Mumu was still loudly persuading everyone to taste slugs and halazi.

Xiao Xiamo saw Princess Yi hand a slug to Xiao Xian'er's mouth.

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Xiao Xian'er was nervous, and a lot of slugs were bowing and bowing like maggots in her mind, and she was instinctively shrinking and retreating. Suddenly, I felt something, cool, sticky, wet, slippery, mushy, rubbing and rubbing on my lips! Slippery, slippery! There was also Princess Yi's obviously joking voice in his ears: "The little county lord of Liao, you're welcome, fresh slugs, with the warmth of the prince, rich in the wisdom of the prince, with a variety of vitamins, don't miss it when you pass by." Fresh and happy, taste first! Don't suffer losses, don't regret it! ”

Xiao Xian'er thought, how can you do this! Etiquette? Cheeky? it? Quality? Are you still normal? I think of a county lord in my dignity, why are you bullied like this? Am I not a good person? I've sacrificed my life for the country, I've put down my body, I've written love letters, I've lowered my eyebrows to please, am I easy? What am I doing? Who am I for? I'm doing it for myself, for the sake of the country! I'm so wronged! Aren't you an ancient civilization? How can you bully people like that? The more Xiao Xian'er thought about it, the more sad she became, and she burst out all the grievances for this period of time, pouring out her true feelings, feeling irrepressible, instantly out of control, and crying loudly: "Wow——! ”

Ninja Iwako has a quick eye, and when Xiao Xian'er just opened her mouth to say "wow", stop! A handful of slugs will take advantage of the situation!

Before the county lord Xiao Xian'er could react, Yi Hezi followed up at full speed!

Xiao Xian'er was shocked! Thought, fooled! How can I cry? As soon as this line of defense is opened, slugs come in! Oops, Harazi is not far behind! What to do? Resist to the death, never give in! Xiao Xian'er hurriedly used her tongue to push out the slugs and halazi! Thinking about tongue movement, gum movement, Xiao Xian'er's tongue is rolled, a top! Suddenly! Xiao Xian'er's oral activity hesitated! Why? Because Xiao Xian'er felt that the slugs and harazi tasted very good! And it's not as good as it gets! It's kind of indescribable, very, very good! It's a bit similar to the milk candy that Xiao Yuma brought back to Liao, first, it's sweet, but, this is not right, childhood memories are still there, this snot seems to be slightly salty! Second, this slug is very fragrant, a strong fragrance that I have never smelled, this is not right, I have seen some sloppy children, hanging old thick nose, as if they do not wipe it for many days, it will stink! Thirdly, I remembered that when I first saw Wang Mumu's slugs, the slugs devoured and distributed by the princesses of the Wa Kingdom and the Goryeo princesses were all collected on the spot! Today, Princess Yi came out of the back room! How can this snot be stored for a long time and still stay fresh? So, isn't this a slug? Thinking of this, Xiao Xian'er's tense nerves relaxed a little, and she began to be able to think normally, she opened her eyes slightly, and in the gap between her eyes, she saw that the room full of people, including Xiao Xia, were staring at her, and all of them were holding their mouths, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh out loud.

Now, the closest one in front of Xiao Xian'er, Princess Yi, was smiling at her and saying, "Little county lord of Liao, aren't you asking, 'Snot can also be used as sugar?'" "Hehe, we at Harvard, we can turn decay into magic, and snot can also be used as sugar......"

Xiao Xiamo still had to defend his own county lord, and he hurriedly said: "Little county lord, how can snot turn into sugar, this is a few sisters you are joking with you in the future!" They're coaxing you and giving you candy! This thing they call slugs and halax is actually a candy, but it's just called slugs and halazi. ”

Yi Hezi still wanted to mock Xiao Xian'er, so he said to Xiao Xian'er, who was two or three years older than herself: "Little county lord, why do you look like a child who doesn't grow up, if you want to eat candy, just tell my Aunt Yi, why are you crying?" Can we give you snot? How about this is our newly developed snack that looks like a slug? It tastes good! Still want to cry? Call me Auntie, I'll pack it for you and take it back? ”

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