Chapter 44: Woe is Buried in the Dark
In the peaceful and prosperous world, the people who live and work in peace and contentment are most interested in novelties, and the sky-high tofu that Yang Ping'an made before is an example.
In the past few days, a gust of wind suddenly blew in Yanshi County, and some rumors that were difficult to reach the hall of elegance were spread like a plague in the streets and alleys through the whispered word of mouth among the people, and they spread rapidly, and there was a tendency to sweep the whole county.
"A blasphemy of the goddess of beauty by the Emperor of the Wild Silver ......"
"Unveiling the ...... of centuries-old dynastic collapse"
"A love affair between an emperor and a vixen......"
"Triggering a melee between the three realms of man, god and demon......"
"God war, demon war, demon war, human war, bed war, wonderful ...... battle"
"It's like a flower beauty and seven men for a few days of stormy **......"
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Such words, not to mention, would be limited in terms of dissemination in ancient times, even in later generations. The eunuchs, scholars, gentry, and scholars in Yanshi City have severely criticized and accused this matter of being unethical, but more people are inquiring about what is going on.
In five days, this wind completely occupied the first place in the gossip list in Yanshi County, after people met, in addition to asking each other whether they were eating, the second sentence asked "Do you have exact news about the love between man and beast".
The words that came out of nowhere, the naked temptation, caused the men's hearts to itch. Finally, the Yang Family Restaurant posted a notice: After three days, the Yang Family Tavern, "The Romance of the Gods" officially started.
Storytelling is a good prescription prescribed by Yang Ping'an for the Yang Family Tavern on the verge of bankruptcy.
The art form of storytelling has had a prototype in the early Tang Dynasty, but the form is relatively simple. He decided to give birth to a mature form of storytelling ahead of schedule.
Yangjia Restaurant is now in a crisis of trust, and the first thing to do is to regain popularity, so the content of the storytelling is particularly crucial. After several considerations, he gave up the idea of adapting the four famous Chinese novels, and instead chose the novel of gods and demons such as "Romance of the Gods".
"The Romance of the Gods" was written by Chen Zhonglin in the Ming Dynasty and was written in the Longqing and Wanli periods. Its prototype can be traced back to the Southern Song Dynasty's "Wuwang Van Xuan Vernacular Text".
In later generations, as a successful person, he dabbled in classical Chinese classics, but he did not plan to copy Chen Zhonglin's "Romance of the Gods", but adapted it.
After his adaptation, the Tang version of "Romance of the Gods" has undergone a lot of changes, the most obvious is the description between men and women.
That's right, it's to add the H element and become the H version of "Romance of the Gods"!
It is normal to disseminate H novels in the form of storytelling in the form of storytelling in the public, which is definitely to challenge the moral bottom line of the people nowadays and arouse the anger of readers.
But a serious illness requires fierce medicine, and in order to save the Yang family tavern, he has no choice but to make this decision.
The H version of "Romance of the Gods" is indeed eye-catching, the story itself has a very strong readable surname, coupled with the naked and naked h color description, the oil powder trio read a few chapters, and the body reacted.
Fortunately, Dong'er and Su Min had already seen it yesterday, and when the oil powder trio was flipping through it, they took Su Jia back to the room to avoid embarrassment.
Yang Guozhong brought the book back with great interest, handed it to the patriarch Yang Zhi for a look, and explained Yang Ping'an's plan and discernment, but he was scolded by Yang Zhi.
As a Yanshi family, the Yang family has a very strict education, and Yang Zhi is also literate and hyphenated, how could he allow the Yang family restaurant to openly preach such an immoral thing?
scolded Yang Guozhong out of the room, but left the H version of "Romance of the Gods", but the second Yang Zhi and his wife got up late.
When Yang Guozhong saw Yang Zhi again, he found that his majestic patriarch was actually red-eyed, and approved Yang Ping'an's plan and agreed to tell stories in Yang's restaurant. In the end, he asked Yang Guozhong very vaguely, where is the second half.
With Yang Zhi's approval, with the power of the Yang family, it was easy to spread those heart-wrenching words in just a few days, causing the men in the entire county to itch in their hearts.
After a lot of brewing, the first day of the storytelling was opened, and the two-story Yangjia restaurant was full.
In the center of the lobby on the first floor, there is a small square table covered with a black tablecloth, and a folding fan and a piece of waking wood are placed on the table. Yang Guozhong stood behind the desk wearing flowers and a robe, and the wind was abnormal.
Xingmu slapped the table hard, and the surroundings suddenly fell silent. Yang Guozhong shook the folding fan and said loudly: "Chaos is divided into Pangu first, Taiji two instruments and four elephants are suspended, Zitian is ugly, and people are out, and the beast is suffering from Chaoxian......
In the Shang Dynasty, there was an emperor named King Xu, and all of them sang songs. Wen has Taishi Wen Zhong, Wu has Zhenguo Wucheng Wang Huang Feihu; Wen is enough to secure the country, and military is enough to stabilize the country. The middle palace was originally equipped with the queen Jiang, the West Palace Concubine Huang, the Xinqing Palace Concubine Yang, and the three palace concubines are all surnamed Zhenjing, soft and virtuous.
On March 15th, the king led the Manchu Dynasty civil and military to the Nuwa Palace to drop incense, and accidentally saw the statue of Nuwa, the appearance of Ruili, Ruicai fluttering on the national color of the sky, just like the fairy of the Rui Palace, Chang'e of the Moon Palace.
As the old saying goes: When the country is prosperous, there must be auspiciousness; When the kingdom is about to perish, there will be demons.
When the king saw it, his soul fluttered, and he thought to himself: I am the son of heaven, rich in the four seas, even though there are six courtyards and three palaces, there is no such bright color.
Then he ordered to take the four treasures of the study, on the powder wall of the palace, and made a silver poem: Fengluan Bao's tent scene is very, full of mud gold and clever makeup, winding distant mountains flying emerald color, dancing sleeves reflecting the glow. The pear blossom is delicate with the rain, and the peony cage is smoky and charming, but it has to be enchanting to move and take back the king of Changle ......"
This is the beginning of "Romance of the Gods", but after being adapted by Yang Ping'an, the content of King Chunmenghui Nuwa, a king and a queen going to Wushan, was added. It describes in detail what and that between the king and Nuwa in the dream.
To be honest, although these contents are written by Yang Ping'an, if he wants to tell it in front of everyone, especially the vivid sound and painting of the voice, he can't do it, after all, he is still a temperate person.
But Yang Guozhong is different, he was born in a pranky background, and he has no temperance. The expression should be serious when it is serious, and it should be **time**, with obscene actions, and the voice and emotion are vivid.
Especially when talking about Yinmeng, the king of Zhou, he put his hands up and down, as if he was the king of Zhou, and there was really a woman beside him.
"......' Three demons listen to my secret decree! Cheng Tang's luck is gloomy, and he should lose the world; Fengming Qishan, the Western Zhou Dynasty has given birth to the Holy Lord. Providence has been decided, and the number of qi dictates. You three demons can hide their demon form, support the palace, and confuse the king's heart......"
Speaking of this, Yang Guozhong patted the wood awake, and his words changed suddenly: "I want to know what happened next, and listen to the next decomposition!" ”
At the end, it was Nuwa who recruited the three demons of Xuanyuan and made them infiltrate the harem of the queen of Xuanyuan, which could be regarded as the first appearance of the fox spirit, but Yang Guozhong stopped abruptly, which immediately attracted the dissatisfaction of the audience.
"Bastard, it's really hateful to sell off the guanzi in a wonderful place!"
"Shit Zhao, you continue to tell Lao Tzu, otherwise you will let you know how powerful our Yanshi is great!"
"Brother Yang, I'm a Jinmao rat in the south of the city, we are old acquaintances. Give face, you can say a little more! ”
"Yes, what does that vixen look like, how to get along with the king!"
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There is no doubt that the H version of "Romance of the Gods", which combines ancient and modern, has been a great success, and the popularity of Yang's restaurant has skyrocketed for several days, and it is overcrowded, and the shopkeeper Yang Jianhe is so happy that he can't keep his mouth shut.
Yang Guozhong only says one paragraph every two times, live broadcast at noon and rebroadcast at dusk, which can meet the needs of more diners. Since these two periods are close to the start of the meal, most of the people who come to listen to the book choose to eat in the restaurant, which makes Yangjia Restaurant suddenly become a new upstart in the Yanshi restaurant industry.
"Thank you big brother for giving this opportunity to the little brother, the little brother is grateful!"
In the past few days, Yang Guozhong has been excited. Looking at the many diners every day, the expressions on his faces changed with his words, as if he was at his disposal, filling his heart with a strong sense of satisfaction.
Yang Ping'an has also been busy in Yang's restaurant these days. He did this, not as he said verbally, Yang Guozhong is his brother, the brother has difficulties, how can the elder brother stand by and watch? Although this sentence moved Yang Guozhong very much.
The main reason why he did this was that he felt that the Yang Family Restaurant was framed, and it was not as simple as it seemed to be, he suspected that this was the means of the people behind Drunken Xiao Pavilion and Feng Xiaobao, and it was aimed at him!
As long as the battlefield is no longer in his house and Dong'er will not be affected, he is happy to have the other party attack the Yang family restaurant, and then he can also use the power of the Yang family to deal with the other party together.
But for several days, he didn't notice anything unusual.
Seeing that the Yang family restaurant was back on track, every time the customer came like a cloud, the fortune was rolling, and the person behind the drunken Xiao Pavilion never showed up and had no follow-up means, Yang Ping'an finally gave up, and before dusk, he said goodbye to the oil powder trio and returned home.
These days, Yang Ping'an went home after eating and drinking with the oil powder trio in Yang's restaurant, and it was dark, and Dong'er was waiting at home at that time.
Today, he came back early, but found that there was only Lao Sutou at home, and he couldn't help but be curious: "Old Sutou, why are you alone, Dong'er and them?" ”
"Madame has something to do." Lao Su replied in a broken gong voice, "The son doesn't need to worry, with the little girl by his side, the lady will be safe." ”
Yang Ping'an didn't think much about it, walked into the hall by himself, and continued to write the second part of the H version of "Romance of the Gods".
Now there are too many people urging the change, Dong'er, Su Min will not talk about it, as well as the oil powder trio and Yang Zhi and Yang Jian, even Dou Er can't move every time he appears in the Yang family tavern to listen to Yang Guozhong's storytelling.
Later, he couldn't enjoy listening to it, so he simply rubbed a copy from Yang Ping'an's hand, read it in just one night, and then kept urging Yang Ping'an.
It was nearly dusk, and Dong'er came back from outside, with a melancholy face. When she learned from Lao Su Tou that Yang Ping'an had returned to the house and was in the hall, she was shocked.
Su Min whispered in her ear, and she returned to normal and walked into the hall with a calm face. Yang Ping'an was busy at the moment, and he didn't notice anything strange about Dong'er at all, so that he buried the disaster!
At night, the night breeze outside the house is gentle, pleasant, the men and women in the house murmur, and the spring light is bright at night.
Yang Ping'an, who withdrew from the state of Erlang, was about to fall asleep with his arms in his arms with satisfaction, but he heard Dong'er whisper: "Xianggong, when will you redeem Sister Qingqing?" ”