Since, on that day, little Helen hung on Hu Erke's head and neck to make a MacPherson style hanging exchange, the two have formed a different offensive and defensive alliance.

The maid of the champion Hu Erke couldn't figure out what happened in the inner house. Facing the two maids with a curious face, Hu Erke said, now, the champion and the princess are all normal, we are strengthening communication, promoting understanding, maintaining unity, enhancing friendship, consolidating achievements, learning from each other's strengths, complementing each other, looking back at yesterday, looking to the future, inheriting the past, carrying forward the past, strategizing, winning the future, unity, tension and order, seriousness, lively every day......

The two maids said, okay, okay, the nagging champion, stop! I can't stand you, you don't have idioms anymore, we know how to report.

Hu Erke said, yes, there is the potential to be a maid, good, this champion is in a good mood today, and he will give two names. Then, the fat ones are called 'light bulbs', and the thin ones are called 'tails'. Special reward for one person is one or two silver!

The two maids of 'light bulb' and 'tail' are happy, and one or two taels of silver in this era are worth a thousand copper coins, and ordinary people can spend half a year. The light bulb and tail that can receive double wages follow behind Hu Erke, and they are arrogant. And the two new seabirds are not far from the left, a group of five people, back to the Taishi Mansion.

Of course, Taishi Li Daocheng is very concerned about whether the first battle is successful? I'm here to inquire. Hu Erke said, Master, if you want to know something, you can ask the maid, and they will say it, and be more objective! I've worked so hard, I have to deliberately lower my voice, I can't hold up the two of them, I can't lower my breath, I can't raise my toes, my nerves have been tense, I smirked and laughed so much that the muscles in my cheeks were sore. I'm tired, I'm really tired, I want to rest. Oh, by the way, report to the Taishi, Princess Jinzuan is very considerate, she looked at my two maids five big and three thick, and said, these two people must not be careful people, so they insist on giving me two maids. Alas, it is better to obey than to obey, and I have to accept it. On the way home, the two maids also revealed a meaning, that is, I, the legal princess concubine, will share the bed with the princess in the future, but Princess Jinzhuan has rarely been cared for and taught by her elders since she was a child, and she knows nothing about men and women. Therefore, her two maids also have the duty of teaching her grandmother, therefore, in the future, the two maids will sleep in my room, and I hereby record it, I am not surprised, I hope not to disturb, enter the door and knock on the door.

Li Taishi sighed in his heart, the hero was sad to pass the beauty pass, and the two maids who came with him had just met, and they were very handsome. Well? No, I've been caught up in it really or falsely, this Hu Er is a female belch, what does she want to listen to? What is she going to learn? What does she want to be familiar with the battlefield? Don't she pierce our diorama? What does she want to do like this? However, as a fake man and a real woman, it is not convenient to have only two maids waiting, it is better to make people misunderstand that they are greedy for the beauty of the little maid, but in fact, it is a lesbian common good, which is better than going out to publicize after being discovered by the maid. Alas, Concubine Song, Concubine Song! Champion Lang, Champion Lang! Hu Erke, Hu Erke! No matter which angle you look at the world, why can't you see your uncle growing old and strong? Why don't you know about your uncle's scheming? Why don't you understand that your uncle is not small? Why don't you believe in your uncle's treacherous treachery? Why don't you cooperate with your uncle's old man? Why don't you give your uncle some old fun? Why don't you give your uncle the opportunity to let my old cow lick the calf? Although my old lady knows the way? Even though my old lady wants to repeat the same old tune? No matter how much my old lady longs for the old cow to break ......

peaceful coexistence and friendly exchanges; Hypocrisy, wasted time. If so, the Taishi Mansion, the Princess's Mansion, and the Jiaozhi Palace; Zhuangyuanlang, Princess Jinzuan, Li Taishi, the emperor, and the queen mother, everything is normal, all of them are happy, and they all laugh loudly.

The joyful days are the best, and in the blink of an eye, in April, "laughter lights up the winds on all sides, and the dusk blows the softness of the wind." Little Helen knew that the princess's mother and Mumu Wangye, as well as the second mother, the third mother, and Hu Dong had all returned to Daliuqiu. Little Helen broke it blindly, saying that she wanted to be a new human, she knew that Harvard was changing with each passing day, and she had to return to the furnace from time to time, otherwise she would be pulled down by her younger brother and younger sister. She knows that Harvard has recently had a lot of new materials, new equipment, new processes, and new technologies. Even 'new products' have been added, and the 'five new' education has been implemented. In addition, she also wants to go to see her princess mother, she is going back to her parents' house, by the way, go back to the furnace, and ask the champion Hu Erke, is she going together? In fact, flick the feather to the bulb and the tail, and ask the three conspirators of the cochin, whether to let go?

* If the yard is sufficient, the back play will be smooth, of course, the three conspirators of Jiaozhi raised their hands to agree, this is a great opportunity for the high-IQ imperial concubine business spy we have worked hard to build to go deep into the enemy's nest and face the secrets, full of joy and joy.

On the grounds of reserving knowledge and increasing chips, so as to facilitate the use of intelligence when arbitraging information, Hu Erke, the concubine of the Ministry of Works, boldly entered the Jiaozhi Inner Mansion Archives, which claimed to be the incubator of national treasures, and looked through the civil engineering buildings and institutional structures that he originally wanted to come to Jiaozhi to steal learning, and excerpted and copied them, and was very happy. provoked the two seabirds and the two maids to be bitter and couldn't tell, this kind of dark room full of musty smell and flying gray powder, how could the white and pure champion Lang be interested in staying inside?

However, there are also unsatisfactory ones, that is, the queen mother and the emperor are afraid that the puppet that controls Song Concubine Hu Erke in their hands will go to Ryukyu and will not return, so Harvard invited Hu Erke's master and brother to visit Ryukyu, but they did not agree! Disagree! Of course, the work is not bad, and the reply on the scene is that the master is old, frail and sickly, and it is not suitable to travel far; Young people have a job to do, and we will discuss it after this winter, can we?

The eldest princess replied to Little Helen, you come to Ryukyu and welcome warmly, but a few days ago, Mumu Wangye, Hu Sanniang, Hu Taigong, and Hu Dong just went to Luzon, but this time they will not stay too long, and they will be able to return to Ryukyu in ten days.

Little Helen and Hu Erke took the Four Seabirds and Hemingway to visit relatives in the Ryukyus, although Wang Mumu, Hu Sanniang, and Hu Taigong were not there, but Hu Cheng was there. At present, the military and political affairs of the Ryukyus and the border guard are all taken care of. As for Hu Taigong, it was because his fiancée, Sarafona, the white bone spirit, had a job in Luzon, and she took care of both public and private affairs, so she went to Luzon with her son-in-law.

Xiao Helen discussed with Wang Mumu in advance, and in public, Hu Er is a man, the champion of Jiaozhi, and the Ministry of Works; It was little Helen's would-be colt. Because, the conspiracy of the three conspirators of Jiaozhi has been seen through by us this time, but how can we guarantee that we can see through each other every time? Therefore, the plan will be calculated, paralyzing the enemy, and making the other party misunderstand that he has succeeded, so that the other party will only update the old article, and will not resend the new article. In this way, you can not only protect yourself, but also secretly take a few bites, which is the strategy to ensure that you can always take the lead.

Little Helen and his entourage first met the eldest princess in the president's office at Harvard, and of course the two maids were blocked from the door. Little Helen relapsed, and as soon as she entered the door, she rushed forward and hugged the eldest princess, rubbed the eldest princess a few times with her body, and said, "Mother princess, do you have a biological son and daughter, so you don't want me to be my goddaughter?" ”

The eldest princess smiled and said, "Hey, little girl, is it okay to pay attention to the influence?" I'm about to become a mother, how can I talk about children? ”

Little Helen: "Mother? Who said I was going to be a mother? I'm never going to get pregnant out of wedlock! ”

Yuwen Rounu, who accompanied the eldest princess to meet her, said with a smile on the side: "Golden Diamond Eldest Princess, why don't you introduce to us your Ruyi Langjun, who is both talented and beautiful, both civil and military, and versatile?" ”

Little Helen: "Ruyi Langjun? Who? He? She? Ouch, you're talking about the big aunt? Alas, Mother Princess, I lost a lot this time, I didn't eat the mutton, and I was all over. You don't want to think about it, my aunt follows me every day, what else can I do! Not to mention being unmarried and pregnant, even the adrenal hormones can't come up, miserable, bleeding every day, I don't know how much meat I have to cut. Oh, that's right, that's right, auntie, come here, come over and meet the principal, the eldest princess, and the dean, Mr. Yuwen. ”

Hu Erke was originally going to pay a big salute as soon as he entered the door, but who knew that Xiao Helen was so enthusiastic with others, she would rush up all of a sudden, which disrupted Hu Erke's plan. Now when little Helen said this, he put his hands together and stepped forward, ready to bow and salute.

The eldest princess and Yuwen Rounu hurriedly stopped, theoretically, in terms of seniority, Hu Erke and Erniang were still a little bit older than them. Even if you count roughly, you can be considered a peer, so hurry up and stop it.

Because there were no outsiders, the eldest princess spoke bluntly: "Oh, this is the second sister of the third sister!" Well, looking at the big outline, it's very similar; In terms of details, you have suffered a lot, right? Okay, go home, the second sister is a little miracle doctor, and I have time to let the second sister give you conditioning. In this way, there will be a difference between inside and outside in the future, and we should not be too concerned about our own world, depending on our age, and be commensurate with sisters; In public, the prince said, at least in the near future, you should continue to be a colt. The Jiaozhi champion has made a shining debut, and the following should be a spy in a spy, a plan in a plan, and an infernal affair, hehe, we are looking forward to it. ”

Yuwen Rounu said: "Because of this, we will not ask Hu Cheng to come over to meet you today, and in the future, when you meet with Hu Taigong, Hu Cheng, and Hu Sanniang, you must first try to support your two maids called light bulb and tail, so as not to let them understand the truth from their appearance." ”

Next, Hu Erke and Erniang introduced their own situation, and Xiao Helen confessed her grievances .......

The eldest princess arranged a tour of the city of the princess and the concubine, the town style, and the classroom audit. Little Helen was full of blood boiling, she wanted to dominate the soil around Jiaozhi, and build her own small kingdom like Hudong and Huxi.

Hu Erniang lost her self-confidence, she is a person who understands the doorway, her knowledge can't explain everything in front of her at all, she desperately hopes to see Wang Mumu and seek answers. The civil engineering that she has been striving for all her life is unrecognizable here, where the road houses, bamboo reinforcements, cement and steel fibers, flat glass metal parts, plate structure building blocks, integrated prefabricated factories, pipelines concealed water and electricity, and professional construction lines. In the next few days, she squatted at the construction site of a residential community in the suburbs of Taipei, and as soon as she arrived, someone came to send light bulbs and tails to clean up elephant dung, saying that she wanted them to experience the farmhouse. Because, now under the rule of Wang Mumu, all construction sites use elephants as a construction machine.

Hu Erke's two maids, the bulb and the tail, in the visit a few days ago, exhausted their lives, and the accumulation of knowledge has not been stored so much, they are already dizzying, and the task of regular reporting given by the Jiaozhi royal family is not difficult to complete, and there are too many things to write. After two days as a Xianglang and two days of digging elephant dung, he was unwell and wrote a report in the basement, and automatically left the function of making "light bulbs" and "tails".

Little Helen has her own house in Taipei, there is a small western-style building, let the bulb and tail live in the basement, the cellar door is closed, I'm sorry, the two maids are confined to eat, fortunately, the basement ventilation and lighting are good, there are grounding windows, and for eating and drinking, just don't let you talk nonsense. The four seabirds live on the first floor, and serve the upstairs, supervise the underground, and face visitors. Little Helen herself lives on the second floor with Hu Erke and Erniang and lives a happy life.

During this period, Yuwen Rounu sent a few sets of clothes to the bulb and tail, these cotton products are not visible in the Jiaozhi folk, only in the upper class, through foreign trade, there are some dignitaries in wearing, so, the two maids are happy to close their mouths. Yuwen Rounu carefully measured Hu Erniang's whole body, and said, it was the prince who said that he wanted to give Hu Erniang a set of the latest humanoid armor. Yuwen Rounu also sent little Helen a map of the administrative regions of present-day Southeast Asia conceived by Wang Mumu, and explained it.

Now in 11th-century Southeast Asia, like the word "street", of course, the word "street" is used as a metaphor here, and the size and location are distorted. The two sides of this "street" are the Myanmar of later generations; The vertical "丨" of the double side is the Thailand of later generations; The last word for "soil" in the middle of this "street" is Laos; The next "soil" word is Cambodia; The "亍" of this "street" is Vietnam.

In the 11th century, the upper horizontal of "亍" was Jiaozhi, and the "Ding" in "亍" was Cham, and he was friendly with Harvard. And now the Burma on the "ク" position is the Bagan Dynasty, which is also friendly with Harvard; Thailand, which is now in the position of "丨", had no state at that time, and part of the region (the Lower Chao Phraya Valley) was ruled by the Angkor Dynasty (Khmer Empire); Laos, which was on the throne of "Gui", was now also stateless, and some areas were ruled by the Angkor Dynasty; The lower "soil" Cambodia on the "Kyu" throne is the Angkor Dynasty.

Yuwen Rounu said, what Lord Mumu means is that you go and occupy "Gui". Looking at Southeast Asia and achieving the goal, there will sometimes be conflicts with the Angkor Dynasty, who told them not to visit our Putuo Guanyin, who told them not to join our OECD and the Swiss Bank, we are against the opposition, history dictates.

In fact, in the land of Southeast Asia, recently, in the 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th centuries, the Kingdom of Angkor (Cambodia) was the boss. It was not until the 13th century that the Kingdom of Dai Viet (Vietnam) began to claim hegemony. Therefore, at present, the enemy of the Kingdom of Angkor is what other neighboring countries and interest groups are willing to see, and those who can get the support of other countries will not be able to hold back. Wang Mumu asked Xiao Helen to intervene in the meantime, change the current administrative pattern, and take advantage of the chaos in politics, economy, culture, and religion.

In view of the fact that little Helen is the golden diamond princess of Cochin, her "ink" strategy must have originated from the border of Cochin, and then infiltrated westward and southward. Historically, Laos has always been a landlocked country, and it is also the last country in Asia in terms of economy. Therefore, it is absolutely impossible to meet the mountainous areas in the northern part of the current Laos, and it is necessary to go south, into Thailand, and run to the sea. In this way, little Helen has a port in the Indian Ocean in the eastern part of the Bay of Bengal; In addition to the ports previously leased from Cochin and Cham, they are all ports in the Pacific Ocean, the South China Sea, and the Gulf of Thailand. In this way, the Harvard people have two more important series nodes and a key passage in this area. For example, in Ranong, it is less than 100 kilometers from east to west to connect the Bay of Bengal in the Indian Ocean and the Gulf of Thailand in the Pacific Ocean. If you take the sea route, go around Malaysia and cross the Strait of Malacca, you will have to travel at least more than 2,000 kilometers by sea. This is of great strategic significance to the westward expansion of the Ryukyu Sea and the southward movement of the Ryukyus Sea, and the northward movement and protection of the east by land.

……

In the harem of Jiaozhi, the three conspirators of Jiaozhi are "creating" miracles again.

A few days ago, the report of the two maids who were sent to monitor the champion Hu Erke made the three initiators of the champion Hu Erke excited. The two maids reported: Princess Jinzhuan and Hu Zhuangyuan are inseparable, and they often laugh and chase, jumping and jumping; even hugged and hugged, extremely intimate......

Queen Mother Li: "Okay, yes, now our grand plan can be regarded as a skimming of eight characters!" ”

Emperor Li Qiande: "What's good, I'm going to get angry when I hear it!" This Concubine Song used to stay in my harem, with a bitter gourd face. Now, the bird is out of the cage, and the bones are lighter, alas! How could she get close to the little golden diamond? As an imperial concubine, she is no longer self-respecting! ”

Taishi Li Daocheng: "Your Majesty, don't be jealous!" Now our male No. 1, female No. 1, and mixed No. 1 are in the state! Don't Ye Gong be a good dragon, don't give up halfway when you see the real chapter. Besides, this little golden diamond is a woman's body, what is there to worry about? She lacks the physical existence of a man, so do you need to eat any white vinegar in the air? ”

Emperor Li Qiande: "Hmph! This Concubine Song, she herself is not afraid of revealing her stuffing? ”

Taishi Li Daocheng: "Your Majesty, it's still relatively cold now, and I wear a lot of clothes, so it's not easy to wear a shed; Besides, men and women in love have zero IQ. ”

Queen Mother Li: "So, strike while the iron is hot, and let Concubine Song get the little gold diamond early, it's really a hot day, it's really difficult to act!" ”

Li Qiande: "So, hurry up and get the little golden diamond, and when it comes to the hot day, I can take back the Song concubine."

Li Daocheng: "How?" ”

Queen Mother: "Go to bed!" ”

Li Daocheng: "Go to bed? Isn't that dying faster? As soon as I got to the ** bed, the original form was revealed, the diorama was pierced, and the scene was over! Ben finished talking about Ben! ”

Queen Mother: "Master, I'm old and forgetful. Didn't we say this a long time ago? Let Concubine Song go to bed with Xiao Jinzuan, and then transfer the package halfway, so that a man can be transferred back after finishing with Xiao Jinzuan! Have you all forgotten? ”

Li Daocheng: "Queen Mother, I haven't forgotten!" The question is, which guy can you get on? Don't look at this little golden diamond person, strict management, and finesse! Especially her four seabirds, inseparable, is it possible to get a man to squat in the corner of the wall or drill the bottom of the bed without being discovered? ”

Queen Mother: "Do you need to go outside to find any wild men again?" My far-sighted Queen Mother has already arranged it, Master Taishi, do you know who the two maids I sent to Concubine Song are? Hehe, the emperor doesn't know much about this, these two maids were originally the two prostitutes that the emperor liked, and when the emperor was there, I felt uncomfortable. After the death of the first emperor, I arrested these two beautiful boys, thinking about their original appearance, I was angry, so I thought, since you are a man, but you are a daughter, then you should not wear men's clothes, you will wear skirts, and then eat*, just be a woman. In this way, these two prostitutes have been working as maids in my palace, and they have a heterosexual orientation psychologically and physically, but they are not eunuchs, the true colors of the men are still the same, the function is still there, both soft and hard, and they can bend and stretch. This time, Concubine Song was released to work, I thought about it again, I couldn't bear to cut my love, and I used all the secret weapons at the bottom of the box. You don't even see it, hehe, this little golden diamond must not be able to see it. Therefore, in the dead of night, the red candle is extinguished, this pretending to wait for the woman to come up and serve, if the little gold diamond is confused, then marry the wrong champion and go to the wrong bed; Even if Xiao Jinzuan is aware of it, then he will use both soft and hard to make raw rice into mature rice, so that the world will be peaceful and everything will be fine? ”

Li Daocheng: "Oh, Queen Mother, how many unknown secrets are there in your harem?" It turns out that your two maids are men, shemales! Well, in that case, I have a new problem. Excuse me, aren't you afraid that these two fake maids will be bold and defile Concubine Song? At that time, Zhuang Yuanlang's belly will be big, and the man will have a child, look at how your play ends! ”

Queen Mother: "Master, are you forgetful?" You forgot? I gave Concubine Song a trick, and her lower body is locked with a chastity belt! ”

Li Daocheng: "Oh, I didn't react to this. However, I have a new problem, no matter how bold the two fake maids are, they don't dare to defile Concubine Song. However, if these two fake maids are vigorous, and they go to defile the two little seabirds that Xiao Jinzhuan sent to Concubine Song, then, if the two little seabirds have big bellies, and in Xiao Jinzuan's mind, the champion is a man and the maid is a woman, then the case of the two little seabirds must be done by Zhuangyuanlang. In this way, won't our big plan be ruined? ”

Queen Mother: "Master, can my dignified Queen Mother be so mentally retarded?" Will this kind of low-level error be allowed? Tell the two of you, my queen mother will not be gullible, I have also given these two maids a means, Tong Su is not bullied, one person has a set of chastity belts, so that they can only associate, not stand. ”

Lee Do-sung: "Really? Queen Mother, there are a lot of secret weapons in your harem! Ahem, hey! Wrong! I'm confused, the maid is a man, what is she wearing a chastity belt? How do you bring this man's chastity belt? ”

Queen Mother: "Master, you are lonely and unheard, don't you know that in addition to the women's style, there are also men's models in this chastity belt?" Do you want? Sending you a set? ”

Li Daocheng: "Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't!" Queen Mother, I really don't know, this chastity belt still has a men's style. However, the Queen Mother, I have a new problem, you have now put the men's chastity belt on these two prostitute maids, they can only think about what is wrong, and they can't put it into action, and the knives and guns are in the warehouse, so how can you get the little golden diamond? ”

Queen Mother: "Taishi, you have a problem with your IQ, I gave the key to the two men's chastity belts to Concubine Song, if Concubine Song thinks that the time is right and opens the key, won't these two maids be released to bite people?" ”

Li Gande: "Then, will this Concubine Song be guarded and steal?" She herself untied herself, and then, escaped? ”

Queen Mother: "How is this possible?" A key to open a lock, don't understand? ”

Li Daocheng: "That's true, but, Queen Mother, I still have a question......"