In the morning, the hawker was woken up with a pillow, and the vendor in a daze didn't know what Li Yue'er had lost her temper again, it was estimated that her relatives were coming again, so it was best to hide in this case. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Pull up the quilt and cover her head, let Li Yue'er whip it, anyway, it doesn't hurt, it will pass after a while, but as soon as the quilt is covered, the hawker immediately sobers up, Li Yue'er is pumping herself outside, so who are the other two bodies in her quilt?

If I remember correctly, I should only have two daughters-in-law, so is the result of this simple one plus two equals three an illusion?

Rub! The peddler jumped out of the quilt with a frightened face, revealing his upper body, and saw Li Yue'er taking a pillow and preparing to continue pumping herself, what was even more terrifying was that Xie Hongjun coldly hugged her arms and didn't mean to pull the rack at all!

I'll go, the hawker will take a breath of air, it's not a matter of one plus two, now it's two plus two, how can this be? After thinking about it, the hawker put one arm on the pillow that Li Yue'er waved, and then carefully turned his face to look at the two two beside him, and at a glance, the hawker collapsed on the bed like a deflated ball, his eyes were dim, and he had no love in this life!

Seeing that the hawker understood the situation, Li Yue'er threw the pillow and pointed at the hawker, "Don't think that we will be done with pretending to be dead, if this matter is not solved, you wait to separate"

Xie Hongjun also snorted coldly, "You have a good appetite, you don't refuse from far and near."

At this time, the twins in the nest could no longer fit the ostriches, one left and one right hugged the hawker's arm tightly, looking at Li Yue'er and Hong Jun with a firm face, Qingfang had the courage to reply to Li Yue'er, almost making Li Yue'er angry "Hmph, if you are separated, you will be separated, the two who will not lay eggs, it is okay to leave, Brother Dabao, we will be your wife and give you children"

Li Yue'er was so angry that she immediately jumped on the bed and was about to tear it up, but the hawker quickly stopped it, and Chong Qingfang scolded, "Don't talk nonsense, what do you two know?" ”

Qingfang's aggrieved tears came down at that time, "Brother Dabao, you have never murdered us....woo woo" Mingfang also joined in the fun, crying is a sad heart!

was really upset by the four people, and the hawker shouted, "Enough, there must be something wrong in the middle"

Li Yue'er got up from the bed and continued to reconcile with Hong Jun, standing together, her face was frosty, "I'm here to see what reasonable explanation you can give."

The peddler rubbed his head and began to recall the events of last night, he drank and sent people away, and finally Li Yue'er got drunk and demanded that he not waste things, and he drank half a bottle of red wine, is the problem with the wine?

"Yue'er, listen to me, you forced me to drink the last bottle of red wine last night, I think the problem is in that bottle of red wine"

Li Yue'er snorted coldly, "Yes, that's right, I still have a bottle of red wine here, you drink another one and I'll take a look, don't think I don't know that you ate the thousand cups of not drunk pills that the gods gave you, and you make up nonsense."

The peddler was about to cry, "I really did something wrong because I drank that half bottle of wine, I don't believe you brought the wine, I'll drink some more"

Li Yue'er didn't say a word, picked up a bottle of red wine on the table behind her and handed it to the vendor, "Then you can drink it in front of me."

The vendor also unceremoniously took the wine bottle, it seems that if you don't drink it today, the effect of yesterday will be written, and this book is probably written here.

At that moment, the hawker picked up the red wine bottle, poured it directly into his mouth, and just took a mouthful of "poof...."The hawker looked at the wine bottle with a painful face, and then looked up at Li Yue'er, "Are you sure you are holding wine?" “

Seeing the pain on the hawker's face, Li Yue'er was also puzzled, reached out and took the wine bottle and sniffed it, "It's okay, it's normal, Hongjun, you smell it" Xie Hongjun also looked at the hawker suspiciously after smelling it, "This wine is fine"

The hawker's head shook like a rattle, "No, if it's okay with the wine, then it must be my problem, I want to think about it" The hawker thought for a long time, and determined that it must be the thousand cups of drunken pills given by Lao Huang that there was a problem, not that he was not at ease with the things produced by the gods, but that the hawker knew too much that Lao Huang was unreliable!

motioned to Li Yue'er to hand her mobile phone, Li Yue'er turned her face and didn't move, "Take it yourself"

The peddler cried and mourned, "I'm naked"

Qingfang carefully used the quilt in front of herself, reached out and handed the mobile phone to the hawker, just this action, the little girl frowned inadvertently, the hawker was distressed, she did her own evil!

But all this must be Lao Huang's ghost, at the moment the hawker turned to Lao Huang's number and dialed out, in order to show his innocence, the hawker also turned on the speakerphone!

"Hey, who's that?" Lao Huang didn't look like he was awake, and his voice was a little hoarse.

The peddler choked angrily, "Your grandfather and me"

Lao Huang was not angry at all, "Tsk, is this swollen, I have such a big temper early in the morning, why, my daughter-in-law didn't let you go to bed yesterday"

", let me ask you, is there a problem with the thousand cups of not drunk pills you gave me?"

"Impossible, how can there be a problem with the production of immortals, say that a thousand cups will be drunk, it is definitely a thousand cups of drunk, more than one cup and one less will not work"

Nima, the peddler, Xie Hongjun and Li Yue'er are all stupid, and when Lao Huang talks about this, they don't understand what's going on, so they're stupid!

The peddler wants to cry without tears, Nima, your thousand cups turned out to be not a false word, but a ration, you said it earlier! Feeling the wheezing on the vendor's side getting heavier and heavier, Lao Huang asked, "I'll go, haven't you already drunk a thousand cups?" It's really amazing, do you want more, I'll give you a few more when you come back, but let me tell you, the thousand cups of not drunk pills expire in the first thousand cups, and there are some side effects."

The vendor asked coldly, "What are the side effects?" ”

Lao Huang smiled very obscenely, "I'll do the math, hehe, don't you know everything?" ”

The hawker "your uncle" then slammed the phone against the wall, and was startled when he saw Li Yue'er and Xie Hongjun and the twins in his arms, and there was an imperceptible smile on the hawker's cold face, and finally fooled this matter over, but what can I do with these two in my arms!

Rubbing his head vigorously, the peddler spread his hands at Li Yue'er and Xie Hongjun, "Ah, I see, it's not my fault, it's the same as the Immortal Pill in this life, we have been pitted by the gods again"

Li Yue'er's teeth were almost crushed, Xie Hongjun was stupid, and the twins saw that Li Yue'er didn't lose her temper, and quietly asked, "Brother Dabao, what is the elixir of immortality in this life, why do you say that you were pitted by the gods?" ”

The vendor asked her to help her bring the cigarettes, and lit one depressedly, "Immortality in this life is immortality in this life, but it will be difficult to conceive a child after eating, now I know why your two sisters can't conceive a child, it's not your sister's reason, it's that she was pitted by the gods, why don't you go and apologize to her quickly"

Uh, the twins knew that they were wrong now, Qingfang nodded at Li Yue'er embarrassedly, "Sister Yue'er, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that just now, you just forgive us, and Sister Hongjun, don't take it to heart"

Li Yue'er was already full of anger, and waved her hand casually, "Forget it, I'm also at fault, okay, you two have a good rest, Dabao, you get up, let's discuss"

The hawker looked left and right, "I'm so embarrassed, you guys go out first" Li Yue'er snorted coldly and took Xie Hongjun out, the hawker looked at the twins and gave himself a slap,, I'm embarrassed to do it if I'm so familiar, it's really a brute!

Help the twins tuck the quilt away, "You two rest a little longer", and then the vendor grabbed a pillow towel to block the vital point, got out of bed, found clothes to put on, and went out to talk to Li Yue'er! (To be continued.) )