Chapter 158: Plan B
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Guo Shan was taken aback, and hurriedly said: "Since I broke the marriage contract with the Yang family's wife, I have found a family business, mainly because I am afraid of being nagged. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Afraid of nagging?" Empress Eldest Sun's face became even more ugly, and her voice became colder: "You want to say, afraid that I will nag you?" ”
Guo Shan wants to vomit blood, when did he say this? Hurriedly denied: "The minister has no such thoughts, the minister is telling the truth." ”
Looking at Guo Shan's appearance, it really doesn't look like he is lying, but it is impossible for Empress Eldest Sun to believe Guo Shan.
Granny Li next to her saw that things were going to be bad, and she was afraid that she intended to help Guo Shan, so in order not to let the atmosphere be cold, she hurriedly asked Guo Shan, "Which woman is it?" Do you have the credentials? ”
Guo Shanhao was speechless for a while. That's right, whose daughter-in-law is the woman you are looking for?
He didn't dare to hesitate, and said casually: "That woman, that woman, Niangniang has also seen it." ”
Empress Eldest Sun frowned: "Oh? I've seen it too? ”
Guo Shan nodded hurriedly and said, "I don't know if Niangniang remembers it, once I had an argument with Du He when I was boating on the Qujiang River." It was the Mid-Autumn Festival, and I was boating on the river with three women."
Empress Eldest Sun frowned, as if reminiscing. Guo Shan reminded her: "By the way, Princess Heshun was also there at that time. Just then on your boat"
Empress Eldest Sun recalled in a trance and asked, "Those three women are your wives?" ”
Guo is good and evil, how can he have that ability?
Hurriedly shook his head and said, "Well, two of them are not. ”
This is naturally nonsense, but nonsense must be turned into truth.
Two of them are not, so naturally one of them is. But who are Xu Qian, Sister Ning, and Wang Susu? Guo Shan thought about it carefully, Sister Ning was much older than herself, and she would definitely say that she had a marriage contract with her, and Empress Changsun would not believe it. Xu Qian is a beautiful woman, she has been married, and it is impossible for her to have a marriage contract with herself. That's right, it's Wang Susu.
In fact, there is no need to rule out the law Guo Shan will also say that it is Wang Susu, because this guy has always had some improper thoughts about Wang Susu.
"The girl's surname is Susu, and she has been good at piano, chess, calligraphy and painting since she was a child, and she knows all the poems and books. When the minister entered Chang'an City in his early years and was helpless, he took more of her help, she was very good to the minister, and the minister liked her very much. ”
Empress Eldest Sun smiled: "Do you know what it means to like?" ”
If you don't know what it means to like it, then you won't marry Li Xueyan.
Guo Shan didn't dare to disobey the eldest grandson, but of course he wouldn't give in casually, Guo Shan said: "The minister entered the palace this time to imagine that Niangniang would report this matter, so as not to let Niangniang not know, I am afraid that she will miss a big thing." The emperor has decreed that Princess Heshun marry me, but I have a marriage contract, and since I have a wife, I can't marry Princess Heshun again. Otherwise, you will have to go to prison according to the laws of the Tang Dynasty. ”
Seeing that Empress Eldest Sun's face was not good, and Guo Shan was still talking about things that made people angry. Granny Li hurriedly stood up and said to Guo Shan: "Little Lord Guo go back first, don't make Niangniang angry again." ”
Guo Shan was about to open his mouth, but suddenly the princess of Xincheng in Granny Li's arms cried 'wow', and Xu was woken up by the sound of talking.
Guo Shan was startled, and then saw that Empress Eldest Sun pointed at herself with a green face and shouted, "Get out of here."
I don't know why she was so angry, probably because she thought she was kind enough to do things for herself and didn't appreciate it, so she was angry. Perhaps, she thinks that it is enough for her to let her niece marry her, but she doesn't know what to do, so she is furious, right?
Guo Shan didn't dare to provoke the angry Empress Eldest Sun, it was the first time he saw Empress Eldest Sun angry, and he felt that Empress Eldest Sun was angry more terrible than Li Shimin.
In this way, Guo Shan was kicked out.
The plan failed, and Guo Shan was depressed, panicked and speechless. Yes, the stroller and perfume were all given away for nothing, and the things that they had worked so hard to create were sent to the palace without even seeing Wang Susu and the others
Guo Shan turned back depressed, planning to leave the palace, and happened to bump into Tianqiao.
Big worms eat small worms, and small worms eat dried shrimp. Empress Changsun is a big worm, and Guo Shan can't afford to mess with it. But Tian Qiao, the little shrimp Guo Shan, can naturally afford to provoke it, and he shouted at Tian Qiao, who was smiling, very unhappily: "What are you stupid about? Do you have the appearance of doing things? ”
Tian Qiao didn't know how his 'uncle' ate the gun, so he didn't dare to disobey, crying and begging for mercy: "My nephew knows that he is wrong." ”
Seeing that Tian Qiao let go of his soft words, Guo Shan didn't want to continue to use him as a punching bag, and snorted coldly and said, "The matter is done?" ”
Tian Qiao smiled and said, "The teaching workshop will send the musical instruments out of the palace in a while." ”
Guo Shan frowned and said, "Why don't you take it out by the way when you leave the palace?" ”
Tian Qiao hurriedly replied: "The emperor is listening to music in the workshop, so I didn't dare to disturb in the workshop." ”
Guo Shan was stunned, Li Shimin is in the teaching workshop?
Guo Shan's eyes lit up, and he waved his hand to Tian Qiao and said, "I happened to be looking for the emperor to have something, so you can step back first." After speaking, without waiting for Tian Qiao to speak, Guo Shan ran away.
Plan A failed, and Guo Shan still had Plan B to exercise. Anyway, the two plans have to be tried to see if they can succeed, but Guo Shan also thinks that I'm afraid that Plan B will not work very well.
But no matter how you say it, you can't marry Li Xueyan in a daze, right? In the future, marrying such a princess to stay at home, and then guarding her for the rest of her life without enjoying love is incomplete, not to mention that Guo Shan does not dare to marry a princess, marrying a princess and going home is the same as finding a mother to take care of him.
Li Shimin listened to music in the teaching workshop as Tian Qiao said. The beast sat in the courtyard and had his fan fanned, and there was a female musician dancing and a drummer playing soft music. What about him? Enjoying a nap.
Guo Shan didn't dare to disturb him, but he stepped forward to find Dr. Wang, who was directing the dance, to explain that he was looking for the emperor and asked her to pass for a while.
After waiting for a piece of music to finish, when Li Shimin opened his eyes, Dr. Wang stepped forward and whispered, "Your Majesty, Lord Xielulang is here." ”
Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, and said with a happy voice: "That kid is here?" Where is it? ”
When Li Shimin was looking left and right, Guo Shan hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Minister Guo Shan has seen the emperor. ”
Li Shimin snorted, and asked happily: "I will marry Princess Heshun to you, why did you come here if you didn't stay at home?" ”
Guo Shan hurriedly said: "The minister knew that the princess had come to the world and prepared some small things to give to the princess, and the minister knew that the army set out to attack Tuyuhun, so he prepared another thing to give to the court." ”
Li Shimin's eyes narrowed, and he smiled and asked, "What is it?" ”
Guo Shan took out an iron cylinder from his sleeve and offered it, and said, "Claireye." ”
I don't know how many purses are embroidered in this guy's sleeve, and everything seems to be stuffed into it.
Li Shimin took the iron cylinder handed over by Guo Shan, and said curiously: "What clairvoyance?" ”
I flipped through it, but I didn't think that this thing in my hand had any lethality.
Guo Shan hurriedly explained to him: "Your Majesty, you unscrew the lid and stretch the tube and look into the distance." ”
Li Shimin looked through the iron cylinder as he said, only to find that there was a lid on it. When it was unscrewed, it was found that there was a glass-like object inside. After pulling it, he found that the iron cylinder had lengthened a little longer, and according to what Guo Shan said, he raised the iron cylinder and looked into the distance with his eyes. Immediately sat up in surprise and looked at Guo Shan, who was smiling.
Listening to Guo Shan explain to him: "Although this 'clairvoyance' is not exaggerated enough to be able to see thousands of miles away with it, it can indeed be used to see the wind and grass from miles or even dozens of miles away. With it, it will be much more convenient to reconnoiter the enemy's situation. ”
In fact, it's a special telescope, and the name 'clairvoyance' can quite scare people.
If there is a phone technology, Guo Shan may be able to get a 'tailwind ear' for Li Shimin.
Holding the 'clairvoyance' Li Shimin groaned, and after a long time, he patted the armrest and said happily: "Good, good"
said hello twice in a row, and then looked at Guo Shan and said, "How did this thing come out?" How much does it cost? ”
Guo Shan immediately said: "This thing is not expensive, but it is quite troublesome to make it." If the emperor is willing, the ministers will let people build more immediately. ”
Li Shimin said: "You listen to my will, go to the prison and find the people who will be the prison to build more 'clairvoyance', and I want my soldiers to use it to deter the enemy." ”
Seeing that Li Shimin's face was good, Guo Shan hurriedly said 'yes'. Suddenly, his face changed, his face turned into sadness, and he knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, save the minister's life." ”
When this guy saw that Li Shimin liked his gift very much, he took the opportunity to talk about it. is different from Plan A, Plan B, which blew up towards Li Shimin.
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