Chapter 164 The Villain of the Confession of Thanks
From the words of the smiling man, Yang Ping'an finally understood that many men who had been making trouble for a long time to apply for miscellaneous labor were actually just to see the delicate looks of Xie Aman and Yang Yuhuan.
I'll go......
Looking at the dense queue in front of him, Yang Ping'an sighed: "Do you want to practice yourself like this." ”
He muttered in a low voice, who knew that the smiling man had the tip of his ears, and turned around again: "Brother Tai, so you didn't come to see those two delicate little beauties." ”
This thing is really smiling, Yang Ping'an glanced at the other party, and did not speak, he really did not respond with the purpose of getting close to Xie Aman and Yang Yuhuan, although he was also interested in these two daughters, especially Yang Yuhuan,
If it was put in normal times, he really had the heart to appreciate Yang Guifei, who had the reputation of "shy flower" among the four beauties, and in historical records, Xie Aman was also a famous person, but now, he just wanted to sneak into the palace and find Su Min...... Concubine Su, ask what is going on,
"Brother, brother." Seeing that he was silent, the smiling man suddenly raised his voice, "Why do you say that we are here to recruit miscellaneous labor, and we are doing it ourselves." ”
Damn, this dog is really not a good thing,
Seeing that the people around him were not good at looking at him, Yang Ping'an really wanted to slap the smiling man in front of him to death, especially the other party's face was always smiling, and it was getting brighter and brighter.
"Ah, I mean, isn't Xie Fu still hiring musicians, looking at Your Excellency's appearance, you should also be a scholar, presumably there is also a study of music and rhythm, why not recruit musicians, not only to meet your wishes, but also to endure hardships and hardships, and compete with our group of bitter haha for this miscellaneous work, isn't it."
In the end, Yang Ping'an deliberately looked rude, slapped the smiling man on the shoulder twice, and the smiling man grinned and gasped.
As soon as he explained this, especially the self-proclaimed "bitter haha", most of the unkind eyes suddenly dispersed, but the smiling man who suffered a secret loss refused to give up, and said with a hypocritical smile: "It seems that Brother Tai is really not a scholar, but Brother Tai is ridiculing us scholars." ”
Although the prosperity of the Tang Dynasty has led to the rapid development of the song and dance industry, there are well-known kabuki in various places that are sought after, there are many government-run song and dance workshops, and dancers and musicians are paid a lot of money, but the entire industry is still regarded as a lowly industry, which is looked down upon and belongs to the lower ninth rate.
Unless it is those who succeed and become famous, they will win the respect of the world.
Just like the waste recycling industry in later generations, small fights, that is called collecting rags, a few people can look at it, but if it is bigger, it is called a waste processing and recycling company, that is a success, belonging to an inspirational model,
Therefore, a scholar with an unhealthy mind like a smiling man can change his name in disguise to respond to miscellaneous labor, and have the opportunity to get close to beautiful women, and when the Mid-Autumn Festival passes, Xie Aman returns to Kansai, and they directly leave their hands and resume their identity as readers.
But musicians are different, that is to be registered, how can a scholar put down the shelf and "degenerate" the musician,
The words of the smiling man suddenly caused some people to look sideways, these people are all scholars, and they are mixed up in the mix by changing their names and surnames, and they want to enter the house as a short-term handyman.
Yang Ping'an's surname is not explained, in the face of conspiracy, when the power is in absolute upper hand, simply use the absolute power,
Therefore, he put his arm around the other party's neck and said in a low voice: "Do you think I won't dare to beat you here?" ”
The smile on the smiling man's face finally disappeared, and he was almost out of breath by Yang Ping'an, struggling constantly, but his mouth was hard: "You dare." ”
"You see if I dare." Yang Ping'an didn't say a word, he increased the strength of his arms, and the straight smiling man had red ears and a red mouth, and his feet kept fluttering.
"You ......"
"Still talking." Yang Ping'an covered the opponent's mouth with one hand, clenched his fist with the other, and punched the opponent's stomach.
"Hmm." The smiling man snorted twice, and the pain made him sweat profusely, and his face was deformed.
It was easy to pull away from the hand that covered his mouth, squeezed out a smile with difficulty, and pleaded: "This big brother, big brother, it's the little brother who is wrong, the little brother knows that he is wrong, you let the little brother go, if we make trouble here, I'm afraid we will be driven away." ”
Yang Ping'an was unhappy with this sinister smiling man, and he originally wanted to teach the other party a lesson, but when he heard the last sentence, he finally changed his mind.
"Remember, playing with your mouth needs to be supported by strong strength, otherwise you will be underplayed." scolded in a low voice, Yang Ping'an stretched out his hand and pushed the smiling man away,
This time, the smiling man was much more well-behaved, first squeezed out a smile of apology at Yang Ping'an, and then honestly lined up in front of Yang Ping'an, and then didn't dare to cause an incident.
The team of conscripts is not fast, but it is not slow, and soon Yang Ping'an will enter the side door, if it is a person who passes, he can directly enter the Xie Mansion and arrange accommodation and assign jobs.
But Yang Ping'an saw that there were many rejected people who had ugly faces after coming out, as if they had lost a great opportunity.
As for it, isn't it just a handyman, is there any need to take it so seriously?
"Big brother, those are all scholars who want to blend in with the house, and when they are recognized, their faces are dull, and they lose the opportunity to get in close contact with beautiful women, so their faces are naturally not good-looking, hehe." The smiling man saw the doubts in Yang Ping'an's heart, and explained with a flattering smile,
Hey, this product will figure out other people's thoughts when it arrives, Yang Ping'an glanced at the other party in surprise, and always felt that there was something hidden under the flattering smile on the other party's face.
"Then aren't you afraid of being recognized?"
"Hey, hey." The smiling man laughed twice, turned around and didn't speak again, it was almost him, and there were only a few people left in front of him,
In the courtyard of Xiefu, there are two tables side by side, a middle-aged man who looks like a housekeeper and a stout man who is powerful and powerful sit behind the table, and there are several subordinates standing on both sides.
"You're here to do the odd jobs." Seeing that the applicant in front of him was thin and polite, the housekeeper frowned,
"That's right, I'm here to enlist in your mansion."
"Your house, you are a scholar." The butler's brows furrowed more and more,
It's all old rivers and lakes, don't come to that home remedies, as a housekeeper who has been messing around in Luoyang all the year round, how could you not guess the purpose of those scholars who mixed into the house, just today, they have found out a lot of ill-intentioned readers from the applicants,
"No, no, I haven't read, I really haven't, I'm just a farmer." The applicant does not admit it to death,
Kong Wu's powerful stout man grinned: "You are farming, okay, there is a fast grinding disc here, and Lao Tzu does not ask you to move it, as long as you can make it move, Lao Tzu will believe you." ”
The well-mannered applicant hesitated for a moment, rolled up his sleeves and came to the grinding plate, a large number of long days, under the urging of the stout man, grabbed the grinding plate with both hands, and used his milk strength, blushing and his neck was thick for a long time, only tired and panting, and the grinding plate did not move in the slightest,
"I'm still farming, I'm here." The stout man spat out a mouthful of thick phlegm, "Get out, dare to pretend again, see if Lao Tzu doesn't break your legs." ”
"Hahaha." In the midst of loud laughter in the courtyard, the applicant walked out of the courtyard with his head down and fled as if he were running away, his face was ugly.
Those who laughed at him, in addition to the family members of Xie Mansion, there were other applicants who were queuing, and they didn't think at all that they might follow in the footsteps of the former.
After a stick of incense, it was the turn of the smiling man, and I saw him walking quickly to the butler and the stout man, bowing and greeting with a smile on his face, but the butler looked him up and down, and still asked, "You are here to apply for miscellaneous labor." ”
"Yes, the villain's life is the life of a miscellaneous servant, but being able to work as an errand in Xie Mansion is a blessing that the villain cultivated in his previous life."
The butler and the stout man nodded at the same time, but the butler still asked, "Look at you like this, you are a scholar." ”
"No, I'm not a scholar, and I'll tell you the truth, I don't even recognize a few words."
"You can't read." The stout man looked at him for a long time, "Look at your body, you don't have four taels of flesh, you do miscellaneous labor." ”
"Two, two, I have proof that I used to be a handyman." The smiling man suddenly shouted, interrupting the stout man's conversation, and walked quickly to the two, and as soon as he touched his hand in his sleeve, he found a few coins and scattered shadows and stuffed them into the hands of the butler and the stout man.
The official and the stout man glanced at each other, and a smile of approval appeared on their faces, so the smiling man passed,
"What's your name?"
"If the villain doesn't have a big name, he has a small name, and the two big brothers can replace the villain's brother slave."
"Brother Nu, well, good, very good, Brother Nu, you signed the contract."
The smiling male brother pressed his handprint on the contract, and then followed a subordinate towards the courtyard, but when he passed by the housekeeper and the stout man, he muttered a few words, and then glanced back at Yang Ping'an, with a smug and deceitful smile on his face,
This grandson must have said something about me, Yang Ping'an's heart sank, and he heard the housekeeper yelling at him: "This you are a scholar, you don't have to be ashamed, you don't want to be ashamed to be a handyman in the mansion, you dare to say that you have to always be by the side of the two young ladies, do you still know the word shame." ”
Grass and mud horses, Yang Ping'an finally understood what the sinister smiling man was messing with, but now was not the time to clean up the smiling man, because the stout man came over unkindly,
"You kid dare to be disrespectful to my young lady, you really want to be beaten." Before the words fell, the stout man was already punched,
Yang Ping'an's eyes lit up, he took a half step forward to meet the opponent's fist, his left arm set up the opponent's fist, and his right fist went straight to the opponent's chest.
The stout man only thought that he was a powerless scholar, and he was unguarded, but he was punched in the chest, and he only felt a burst of anger: "You ......"
Yang Ping'an took two steps back, widened the distance, hugged his fists and said: "Your Excellency is really good kung fu, you want me to punch me, even a cow can be killed, but Your Excellency is unharmed, I admire it." ”
Belch...... Everyone in Xie Mansion was dumbfounded, and the eyes of the asked surname fell on the stout man, who coughed dryly twice, endured the pain in his chest and said: "Your strength, En'en, just a punch, how can I Liu Baijin care." ”
Yang Ping'an smiled slightly, and said: "It's not a secret, I am indeed not a scholar, I am really a miscellaneous servant, the kid named Brother Nu just now heard it wrong, I have practiced kung fu since I was a child, if I can enter the eyes of the two laws, then be a guard and protect the two young ladies." ”