Chapter 235: Shameless
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From the pear orchard, Guo Shan went directly to the general as a prisoner. After the pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info cooperated with the supervisor to explain the key points of the manufacture of bicycles and roller skates, he slowly returned to his mansion.
Li Shimin may want to surprise his children with roller skates and bicycles, but where can the so-called surprise be hidden? As soon as Guo Shan returned home, someone came to urge Guo Shan to hand over his roller skates and bicycle to play.
There is no news to hide in the palace, and Guo Shan's research on such fun things as bicycles and roller skates can't be hidden from people at all.
On behalf of his younger siblings, Li Tai ran to Guo Shan and asked Guo Shan to give them seven pairs of roller skates first. One was asked by Gao Yang, and the other was given by Li Tai for his sister Changle Gong. One is sent to Li Xueyan from afar, another is for himself, and the other is for his younger brother Li Zhi.
Li Zhi, as the youngest of the many princes of Li Shizhong, is now more than eight years old. is similar in age to Guo Shan, but he is much shorter than Guo Shan.
The whole person was still milky, wearing a bearded suit and following behind his brother Li Tai, looking around curiously.
This was the first time he had left the palace, and he was extremely curious about the outside world. A pair of eyes kept looking at Xiao You, this young child has a deep lecherous gene in the Li lineage. He also ran Guo Shan here to ask for roller skates, but he was not very familiar with Guo Shan, so he was embarrassed to speak.
After a busy day in the pear orchard, Guo Shan had to give up the idea of rest to accompany the future emperor. Looking at this little boy with a somewhat fat face, Guo Shan's heart was extremely complicated.
This Li Zhi, it can't be said that he is not smart, but he is not a person with great ambitions. Who would have thought that the future throne would fall into his hands? In the future, Li Tai and Li Chengqian will fight to the death, and it will be difficult for Li to prevent it. This Nine Emperor Princes had no ambition to compete for glory at all, but Li Shimin just wore a yellow robe on his body.
Although this guy who is not unwise but can easily fall into the gentle township kept his promise and did not kill his brother after ascending to the throne, he sent the Li family to Wu Zetian.
For this kind of loser, Guo Shan can only hug his thighs quickly.
Nima, a loser has to have a home to lose. Although the country will fall into the hands of Wu Zetian in the future, in the final analysis, this emperor who has also been an emperor for decades. Guo Shan wanted to shoot Li Zhi's ass, but he didn't have a chance. But God has eyes and sent Li Zhi to himself. I don't want to be a brother with Li Zhi like Wei Xiaobao, but building a deep friendship is also a guarantee for being promoted and rich in the future.
"Xiao Jiu came to the house for the first time, so there is nothing else to say. When your brother is naturally playing, you can tell your brother what you want to eat and drink. "Guo Shan is very shameless and wants to call Li Zhi a brother.
Li Tai pulled his younger brother behind him with a wary face, and warned Guo Shan: "Da Lang, what kind of idea are you fighting in your heart?" ”
Guo Shan's eyes widened: "What the hell do you think I'm going to do?" ”
Pulled Li Zhi over, led Li Zhi into the middle hall and said, "You came just in time, I just cured a kind of food, waiting for you to try it." ”
Li Tai was secretly moved in his heart, thinking that Guo Shan was too good to his younger brother. This is to treat his younger brother as his younger brother, what more could a brother ask for like this.
Li Zhi was a little shy, feeling that his fourth brother's friend was too enthusiastic about him, and his enthusiasm was somewhat similar to stuttering. was dragged into the house by Guo Shanqiang, and if he wanted to shake off Guo Shan's hand, he was already pressed by Guo Shan.
"Dalang, we're here to get roller skates." Li Tai reiterated his and Li Zhi's purpose.
Guo Shan raised his head and pointed at Li Tai, and said, "Look, what you mean by this is that if it weren't for roller skates, you wouldn't want to come to me?" Guo Shan pretended to be angry: "It looks like my temple here is small, and I can't accommodate you as a Bodhisattva." Okay, I'll give you roller skates, and neither of us will know anyone in the future. ”
Li Tai almost vomited blood when he heard this, and he felt that Guo Shan was nervous. Didn't he Guo Shan say that he didn't need to be polite to him before? Now he just said two unkind words, and he was going to be unkind to himself.
Li Tai's face darkened, and he sat down helplessly and said to Li Zhi: "This surnamed Guo has no good intentions, he must have a plan to be so enthusiastic about you." I can't do anything with him. ”
was exposed in person, Guo Shan felt very shameless. Gritted his teeth and looked at Li Zhi: "Don't listen to your brother's nonsense, I, Guo Shan, am hospitable." If there is a plot, what can I plot? Cheating money? Your brother may not have as much wealth as I do. Anything else, what can I do? ”
Li Zhi felt that what Guo Shan said was very reasonable, although Guo Shan had never met, but he had probably heard of Guo Shan's name.
When I was in the palace, I heard that my fourth brother's friend Guo Shan had beaten up the emperor's relatives, and he also sued his aunt Yongjia. I have also heard that Guo Shan is good at strange and clever tricks, and can write poetry and songs, and is good at business.
In short, the rumored Guo Shan is a bit of a rich and bold character.
"Thank you, Brother Guo, for your hospitality." Li Zhi said in a tender voice, showing humility and courtesy.
Guo Shan smiled dumbly and waved his hand to let people bring food.
"What is this?" Li Tai leaned over to the table and looked at the white pastry solidified in the coffin.
Guo Shan replied casually: "Ice cream, this ice cream will be sold in the pavilion." However, when the Chang'an Club opens, it can also become a major feature of the Chang'an Club. ”
Li Tai's eyes lit up, and he first picked up the spoon and scooped it into his mouth.
He licked his lips and waited for the ice cream to slowly melt in his mouth. Liang Jiu opened his eyes and said, "Why haven't I seen Penglai Pavilion sell before?" ”
Guo Shan said angrily: "I told you about this earlier, I just made it, and it is not surprising that Penglai Pavilion has not been sold yet." ”
Li Tai felt strange: "How do you make this ice cream?" Why is it so icy and so sweet. ”
Guo Shan glanced at him without curiosity: "Trade secrets, I can't reveal them to you." In the future, if you want to eat, you can go to Penglai Pavilion to buy it, and Chang'an Club will definitely sell it. Yang Sanniang knows the production method, and Xu Qian of Penglai Pavilion also knows. ”
When Li Tai heard Guo Shan mention Xu Qian, he glanced at Guo Shan strangely, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
Guo Shan had already warmly greeted Li Zhi to eat ice cream, and asked with concern, "How does Xiao Jiu feel about the taste?" ”
Li Zhi's eyes were filled with excitement, and he praised the ice cream with a mouthful: "I have never eaten such a delicious thing in the palace, Dalang, can I take it back to eat?" ”
Guo Shan smiled and nodded: "Well, bring a little bit to your sister too." ”
Li Tai was stunned suddenly, and Li Zhi also licked his lips and looked at Guo Shan strangely. The two brothers glanced at each other and suddenly realized, Li Tai gritted his teeth and said, "Da Lang, I know." ”
Guo Shan was a little puzzled, and Li Zhi said: "It turns out that Da Lang is beating my sister's idea." ”
Guo Shan almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of blood, and couldn't help but be angry and said, "Which sister did I beat you?" Don't talk nonsense. ”
Li Zhi couldn't help but say: "Who doesn't know in Chang'an City, and someone in the palace has already said that Xielulang has always admired my fifth sister." ”
Guo Shan almost fainted when he heard this: "Who made the rumor?" ”
Li Tai looked at Guo Shan angrily: "This is what you told Zhang Wenshu personally, and Zhang Wenshu also talked about it in the court later." He looked at Guo Shan earnestly: "Da Lang, you are so good to my ninth brother, do you just want to pursue my sister?" ”
Li Zhi put down the ice cream and said, "My sister belongs to my cousin, and no one can take it away." Guo Dalang, I won't betray my sister for your ice cream. ”
Guo Shan wants to cry without tears, what is this? When did you pursue Li Liqian? Did you ask Li Zhi to match herself with Li Lizhi? As for the fact that he did say before that 'marrying Li Xueyan is better than marrying Li Lizhen', but that is just a way for him to express his dissatisfaction, how can he conclude that he is plotting against Li Lizhen?
"Stop, stop, let's not talk about this yet." Guo Shan said: "In the future, this kind of talk will be mentioned again, it will kill people." ”
Li Tai snorted coldly, glanced at Guo Shan, and said: "With so much leisure, it is better to think more about what to do with the club for Yang Sanniang, if the Chang'an Club is set up, Yang Sanniang will have to thank you in the future." ”
Li Zhikou said: "But Da Lang, if you give me more ice cream, I may be able to say a few kind words for you in front of my sister, you know that my sister is the best for me." ”
Guo Shan almost vomited blood, who said before that he would not betray his sister for just ice cream?
I wanted to point at Li Zhi's nose and scold, but in the end, Guo Shan still chose to pretend not to hear Li Zhi's words. Diverting the topic, he pointed to the jade pendant on Li Zhi's waist and said, "Xiao Jiu, your jade pendant was given to you by your father?" ”
Li Zhi was stunned for a moment, and was successfully diverted by Guo Shan. took off the jade pendant from his waist, and said proudly: "My father gave it to me, and there are only ten in the world." ”
Li Tai was dumbfounded when he looked at Guo Shan, and he wanted to vomit blood when he looked at Guo Shan.
Why are there only ten in the world? Isn't this the VIP jade pendant that Yang Sanniang asked a skilled craftsman to create? Guo Shan gave Li Shimin ten, in addition to the ten Chang'an Clubs in Li Shimin's hands, there were more than seventy identical ones.
Li Zhi looked proud, and said, "Among the ten jade pendants, my father gave me the best one, do you also think this Pei'er is beautiful?" I'll show you, but don't break it. ”
Li Zhi looked distressed, and carefully handed the jade pendant to Guo Shan. It seems that the little guy is very righteous, and handed Guo Shan the best one with a total of ten people in the world. What kind of righteous anger is this, Guo Shan almost fainted, and Li Tai next to him also turned his face the color of pig liver, and after a long time, he asked Li Zhi: "Father told you that Pei'er only has ten?" ”
Li Zhi said: "It's not, my father's 'ten' represents perfection, so there are only ten jade pendants and not eleven, not nine." ”
Li Tai was speechless when he heard this, and Guo Shan was also dazed for a while.
How can Li Shimin be like this? He is the emperor, how can he deceive the child like this?
This jade pendant is obviously not the VIP jade pendant of the Chang'an Club that Yang Sanniang found a craftsman to build, the reason why it is ten is just that Guo Shan only needed ten at the beginning. If he only had nine at the beginning, would Li Shimin have said that nine represents discipline, and one more is indispensable and one is not missing?
Guo Shan was completely defeated by Li Shimin's shamelessness, but he couldn't expose Li Shimin's ugly face. Helpless, Guo Shan looked at Li Zhi and said, "Forget it, change the topic, let's talk about your sister." ”
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