Seeing that the red lady seemed to love sandwich strawberry biscuits, he left the biscuits to the red lady and ate the bread himself. Yu Xiang handed the red lady a bottle of mineral water, and Yu Xiang couldn't help but say the question in his heart after all: "Why do those people want to hunt you down?" ”

The red lady told Yu Xiang what happened. When mentioning that Mu Xiao'e and the rest of the acrobatic class were missing, the red lady looked very worried and couldn't stop crying.

Yu Xiang comforted the red lady and said: "It's useless to be anxious now, wait until you return to the village and then find a way to rescue, I think there is no endless road." ”

Yu Xiang recalled last night's incident, and also felt funny, in the novel, it is said that those people in the rivers and lakes flew off the wall, invulnerable, and they actually killed a famous character in the rivers and lakes last night, it seems that the so-called strong martial arts of the ancients are not as divine as they are on TV. Yu Xiang felt that the so-called people in the rivers and lakes were just like that. Thinking of this, he was full of pride, just like he usually filled up in front of Yang Lili, patted his chest and said: "Don't be afraid, believe me, I have my brother!" What will surely turn evil into good fortune and auspicious in trouble. He saw that the red lady was crying, and wanted to liven up the atmosphere in this way, Yang Lili liked Yu Xiang very much to pat her chest in front of her, although she knew that this was just him pretending to be stunned.

But the red lady is not Yang Lili, she thinks that what Yu Xiang said is the truth, in this time and space, a man is a promise to talk outside, hearing Yu Xiang say this, she nodded very sincerely: "I believe in you, with you, I am not afraid of anything!" ”

Seeing that the red lady was extremely sincere, Yu Xiang was dumbfounded. He himself is a powerless man, to deal with those ferocious and murderous bandits who do not blink an eye, it is tantamount to a fantasy, this time the joke is big! The red lady took his joke seriously, "God, help me." Yu Xiang prayed in his heart.

The red lady's next words made Yu Xiangke really put his hands on his chest and pray to the sky: "Lord! O God! Bodhisattva, come and save me! ”

The red lady said to Yu Xiang very seriously: "Brother Yu, Gu Batian will definitely not let us go, I want to ask you to be the owner of our Mujia Village, lead us to deal with Gu Batian, and help us get through this difficulty."

When Yu Xiang heard this, he jumped up in fright, and said in his heart, I'm going to deal with Gu Batian? Bandits, bullies, Jiangyang thieves, strong martial arts, and Gu Batian, who kills people without blinking! I'm powerless, how can I deal with it!

Yu Xiang forced his composure, he had to find a high-sounding reason to shirk it.

"I said Miss Mu, you are a great chivalrous man, your martial arts are so good, I believe that you will be able to do it." Yu Xiang looked at her with pretended firm eyes.

The red lady hurriedly waved her hand, "Gu Batian's martial arts are strong, there are many people, and he is ruthless, I am not their opponent." The red lady looked at him with pleading eyes, "Brother Yu, Gu Batian is not an ordinary opponent, you killed Gu Badao at once, this person is not an idle person, my arm was cut by him, only you can defeat them, if you don't save us, I and the people in the village are dead." ”

"This, I-" Yu Xiang was incoherent, and really wanted to say: I fell to death by mistake Gu Badao, if you count on me, I'm afraid you will die faster. But in front of a girl, I had already patted my chest and made a promise, but now I want to shirk and say that I can't do it, and I stammered suddenly, and I don't know where to start for a while.

How smart the red lady is, of course she can hear Yu Xiang's shirking, she almost cried, with a man's eyes that can't refuse, and pleaded poignantly: "Brother Yu, please promise me, you will definitely do it, if you don't save us, it is estimated that no one will be able to save us." ”

A commanding heroine who regards a frustrated otaku as a savior, Yu Xiang really feels like a savior possessed for a moment.

Fortunately, Yu Xiang is still sober and self-aware, and he can't do this by himself.

But how can you let the red lady change her attention without losing her own cow. What about the image of the force?

Yu Xiang decided to self-destruct his image and play a scoundrel! The ancients were strict about etiquette, men paid attention to old age, and no matter how avant-garde and open the red lady was, she would definitely not entrust the life of such a large village person in the hands of a frivolous and shallow person.

Yu Xiang's face showed the look of a disciple, and his face was full of obscenity. Lewd. "Red-mother-son-, if my brother promises you, how will you repay me?" ”

Hearing this, she probably guessed that Yu Xiang was pretending to be pretentious, but the red lady still blushed, she obviously understood what Yu Xiang said, her eyes were lowered, and she looked extremely shy.

This time, Yu Xiang is looking at the spring heart rippling, Yang Lili is so shy, it turns out that she is so good-looking, oh, no! The person in front of her is a red lady!

He hurriedly meditated in his heart, women are devils, women are devils, and he said in his heart: I have to be stable, I can't be a woman**, if I agree to it when I am full of enthusiasm, the lives of a village of people are not a joke.

Yu Xiang gritted his teeth and decided to completely destroy his image as a savior in the eyes of the red lady, so he decided to be cheap. Swing upgrade, this time not only to upgrade in words, but also to "move hands and feet", in the body to be ruthless, ancient men and women paid attention to a "give and receive not kiss", no matter how the red lady can let go, will not tolerate Yu Xiang's hands and feet, haha! That's it!

Yu Xiang pretended to help her wipe the dirt off the sword, and put the sword out of the reach of the red lady, in case the red lady was angry and stabbed him with a sword. Yu Xiang is also ready to slip away at any time, once the situation is not right, he will run away, so as not to be killed by her palm.

After making these preparations, Yu Xiang was secretly proud in his heart, feeling that he was treacherous and meticulous enough!

After making these preparations, Yu Xiang decided to add some adulterous elements to his voice this time. "Small! Mother! Son——,If I promise, shouldn't you, with -body-face---yes-"

"The slave body is at the mercy of the minister." The red lady's voice was very low, but she could hear it clearly.

"That's fine!" It was so unexpected!!! Yu Xiang was instantly petrified.

The powerful red lady in history didn't cut him with a sword, and "let the minister call the shots".

"Oh, wait, Xianggong?" Make no mistake. When did I become a father-in-law? Yu Xiang knows that when a woman in ancient times called a man a husband, it meant that she had already married a couple, and she didn't need to get a marriage certificate at that time, and she could get married with her fingertips, not to mention that now they are all said verbally.

Yu Xiang remembered that the red lady in history "captured the letter and committed herself to Li Xin." A chill came up, and from now on, history will not be rewritten as "Soaring, strong commitment." ”。

Yu Xiang lamented, this time I can play big, how should it end

The red lady is like a mirror in her heart, she can become the master of a village in that era as a woman, how smart she is, how can Yu Xiang's careful thinking be hidden from her.

"You want to make me angry, so you take the opportunity to leave." The red lady said in her heart, "The person I like in the red lady, how can I let you slip away easily, not to mention that we have shared the same bed and have become a de facto husband and wife." Since sooner or later it will be your person, since you have brought it up, I will push the boat down the river to accept it, and see how you are! ”

Yu Xiang was speechless, put his hands together, and prayed to the sky, "Lord, God, Bodhisattva God, save me!" "At the expense of self-destructive image, putting on such a look of being killed by someone, the red lady was not in a hurry or angry, and she agreed angrily!

Is this still the dominant red lady in history? It's too open, isn't it?

If you want to pretend to be more obscene in language, Yu Xiang can't pretend to be any way, after all, he is still a university teacher, and he still has the consciousness of being a teacher.

Yu Xiang gritted his teeth, he couldn't do it in language, so he was ruthless in action, although he and Yang Lili didn't do Zhou Gong's courtesy, he still had some large-scale actions, and he had experience in this.

Yu Xiang said ruthlessly in his heart: I don't believe that ancient women can tolerate such large-scale actions, hehe, Yu Xiang laughed in his heart, I don't believe that I can't anger you!

Yu Xiang took a frivolous step, picked up the Red Lady's sword, and pretended to inadvertently put the sword farther away. Yu Xiang himself scolded himself for being treacherous, putting his sword so far away, how safe it was.

The red lady has already seen it, and she pretended not to see it! She is also looking forward to Yu Xiang's next performance!

Yu Xiang learned from Stephen Chow in "The King of Comedy", reached out to support the red lady's chin, and stared at the red lady's eyes with colorful eyes.

Unexpectedly, the red lady didn't dodge, the peach blossoms on her face were shy and dewy, and a pair of seductive beautiful eyes came up, passing through Yu Xiang's eyes, penetrating Yu Xiang's heart.

This time, Yu Xiang was completely stunned and messed up!

It's so beautiful, these eyes, these beautiful eyes, like a crystal clear mountain spring, spotless, and even more charming, like magic, no man can resist.

Yu Xiang couldn't help but lean down and kiss her lips, Yu Xiang couldn't tell at the moment, it was the red lady or Yang Lili who kissed lightly.

The tip of Yu Xiang's tongue gently knocked open her pink red lips, Yu Xiang's tongue attacked like a bamboo, but the tip of the red lady's tongue was still defeated, and finally, there was no way to retreat, so he went up to his tongue, and the tips of the tongues of the two blended together.

The red lady's body has a violent chemical reaction, shortness of breath, and her whole body is like losing her skeleton, and she is paralyzed. But there was an indescribable comfort, and she greedily enjoyed the experience that this man had brought her like never before.

Yu Xiang felt that he was holding his beloved Yang Lili, traveling through time and space, only to feel that everything was blurred. Jing, the surroundings were blank, only he and Lili were left, their bodies blending together at the moment, getting rid of all the distractions of the outside world. Kissing lightly, enjoying the soft lip fragrance of the beautiful woman in front of him, he was intoxicated by the world of two people.

In this world, there is no disturbance of housing prices, no opposition from her parents, only the two of them, the other corner of time and space in the universe, turned into an eternal stone sculpture of kissing.

After a long time, Yu Xiang gently let go of the red lady.

Tears poured out, and the long-term depression, struggle, and grievance leaned out at this moment.

He was silent, and the person in front of him was not Yang Lili. She is a red lady.

It's true that he's an otaku, but he's not a scumbag, and he doesn't want to hurt innocent women because of loneliness. And just now, he used her as Yang Lili's stand-in.

He felt guilty. Silently sat on the other side of the bluestone.

The red lady saw his strangeness and didn't say anything, just approached him and snuggled up to him gently.

After a long time, Yu Xiang said, "I promise you to fight against Gu Batian with you!" ”

He also wanted to say to her, "I'm sorry. But these three words were blocked in Yu Xiang's throat like a boulder, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't push his lips.

The red lady sat beside him, looking at him tenderly, although everything came too suddenly, but she was willing, she dedicated the best first kiss to Yu Xiang, and, in this life, she was determined to marry him, and no one could stop her.

From the moment the strange man in front of her appeared, everything came suddenly, revealing differences everywhere, but it constantly surprised her and brought her new experiences.

These experiences subverted the Red Lady's cognition and bombarded her outlook on life.

From the bottom of her heart, she is willing to be subverted by him, and she enjoys the surprise that this subversion brings.

She looked at the quiet man in front of her, and once the man was quiet, the elegant aura on his body diffused, attracting her and melting her.

The red lady suddenly had an inexplicable panic, this panic had never happened before, and it came so suddenly.

She suddenly wondered: what if another woman was attracted to him and wanted to take him away from her?

With a woman's intuition, she felt that this day would come sooner or later!