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In Cai Guogong's mansion, Du He and Wu Meiniang had lunch with Du Ruhui and Zhang. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Du Ruhui wiped his mouth and hurriedly said goodbye and left, now that Datang's reform of Jiangnan has just begun, there are many things to deal with. These were all handled by Du He, but he was newly married and had a ten-day holiday, so naturally no one would deal with the matter.

Du Ruhui asked for half a day off according to custom, and as soon as this holiday passed, he hurried to Shangshu Province to deal with government affairs.

Du He and Wu Meiniang accompanied Zhang for a while, and at the same time said goodbye and returned home.

This came out of the Cai Guogong Mansion, Wu Meiniang affectionately took Ailang's arm and said, "Du Lang, what happened, it seems that after getting the news brought by that person, you are extremely happy." The person Wu Meiniang said was Huangfu Haohua, she hadn't seen him a few times, and she didn't know his name and identity.

Du He also had no intention of concealing Wu Meiniang, and pulled her into the carriage, and told her what the two bastards Wu Yuanqing and Wu Yuanshuang did yesterday.

Wu Meiniang was so angry that her delicate body trembled, she clenched her fists, gritted her teeth and said: "These two bastards are extremely hateful, they have caused me so much trouble, and they haven't settled accounts with them yet, they dare to make trouble at my wedding banquet, I, I can't spare them!" ”

Du He smiled and hugged her in his arms, stroked her back, and said, "Don't be angry, don't worry, I'm angry with those two bastards, but I can't row it." The man who came to me just now was my confidant, Huangfu Haohua, and he brought me the news that he had captured Erwu. ”

A flash of joy flashed in Wu Meiniang's eyes, and she whispered, "Du Lang really caught them?" ”

Du He looked at her deeply and said: "Really, Mei Niang told me about Erwu's bastard behavior, and I was so angry at that time that I would definitely give you anger if I had the opportunity." I have never forgotten this in my heart. As early as when Erwu appeared in Chang'an, I had the heart to vent my anger to you, but I never got the opportunity. Now that you are my wife, as a husband, I have no reason to let them go. Now that they're in my hands, what do you want to do with them, tell me, and I'll be angry for you. ”

Wu Meiniang was moved emotionally, rubbed her broad chest with her pretty face, smelled the unique breath on her body, and said: "With Du Lang's heart, Mei Niang has no resentment in her heart." Let them be dealt with by Du Lang, teach them a hard lesson, let them know that they are powerful, and they will not dare to appear in front of us again. ”

Du He kissed deeply on that charming face, and said with a smile: "Okay, just listen to you, after I keep it, Wu Yuanqing and Wu Yuanshuang, the two bastards, will tremble with fear when they hear our names, let alone appear in front of us...... You go back to the house first, and I'll take care of those two brothers-in-law! ”

Du He rode out of Chang'an, and Huangfu Haohua was already waiting at the city gate.

Under his leadership, Du He came to the abandoned wooden house where Erwu was imprisoned, pushed open the door, and Erwu was tied together like zongzi, with stinky socks stuffed in his mouth, snot and tears on his face, and a smell of urine.

This has not yet been launched, and Erwu is already frightened of urinating incontinence.

Seeing Du He, Wu Yuanqing and Wu Yuanshuang's arrogant expressions yesterday were long gone, and their eyes were full of pleading.

Huangfu Haohua looked left and right, but he didn't see Qin Yu's figure, and said, "That kid is hiding and lazy!" ”

Du He listened quietly and smiled slightly: "I'm here, I'm using the terrain here to practice!" He looked at the dense forest outside the house, Qin Yu's figure was like an ape, galloping and jumping between the trees, from far to near, and finally "swooped", jumped down from the two-meter branch, jumped in the air, made two circles in mid-air, and landed firmly on the ground, and then said with a smile: "The two guys in the guard house are too boring, so they practiced around here." It is not far away, as long as there is any abnormality, it can be found at the first time in the high place of the forest. ”

He took out the white jade beckoning cat that Erwu had blackmailed from his arms and handed it to Du He.

"Well done!" Du He praised him, that is, praised him for successfully completing the task, and praised him for his rapid progress. It's only been more than half a year, and his achievements are closely related to his efforts.

Qin Yu smiled shyly and glanced at the second martial artist in the wooden house: "What do they do!" ”

"This ......" Du He saw the appearance of Erwu now, and he was also embarrassed. If the two of them had been a little tougher, it would have been interesting to learn the lesson. But before he took action, Wu Yuanqing and Wu Yuanshuang were already like dead pigs who had gone to half a life, so it would be meaningless to teach them a lesson, and if I thought about it carefully, I still felt that I should not be soft-hearted.

How to say it!

Erwu is like the "monkey" in the south, who does not move him to show off his might, but once he shows some strength, he becomes a turtle, and when he sees him pitiful, he withdraws the punch that hit him. And they don't know what to do, but once they feel safe, they will shout again. To deal with this kind of person, you must give him a hard blow with a ruthless heart, beat him to fear and cripple, and only by letting them know that it is powerful can we ensure that they dare not provoke themselves.

"There it is!" Du He snapped his fingers and asked Huangfu Haohua to go to Du Mansion to get the snake powder and snake bite ointment.

Snake powder is a kind of medicinal powder invented by the Southern Barbarians at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. This powder is made from 16 kinds of special plants collected from places where poisonous snakes like to gather, plus bone marrow from 10 kinds of snakes' favorite food. According to the introduction in "Miao Jiang Ten Thousand Poisons", snakes have a more intuitive sense of smell than dogs, as long as this medicine powder is poured in one place, snakes within a radius of several miles will gather here. In the appendix, it is written that the Southern Barbarians once used a kind of medicinal powder to catch snakes, and then trained the snakes to make them a sharp weapon to defeat the enemy.

However, there is a note later, saying that the snake is a poison, but it is the nemesis of the mountain rat, if the excessive use of this medicine will lead to the flood of mountain rats, the fruit vegetation will be seriously damaged, the production of herbivores will be reduced, and the production of carnivores will also be reduced, which is not good for the barbarians who live by hunting, and it is forbidden to use it.

As for the snake no-bite cream, as the name suggests, it is a paste-like object made of snake feces and nine kinds of cool grass grinding, and as long as this paste-like object is applied to the body, the snake will not bite. The Southern Barbarians were able to live in the mountains and forests by relying on this plaster to deal with snakes, dangerous creatures that hid in the shadows.

There are many strange things in "Miao Jiang Ten Thousand Poisons", Du He thinks that the things in it will have a miraculous effect if they are used well, just in case, people will make those things in the book conditionally, anyway, it will not be in the way.

Snake powder and snake bite cream are two of them.

It's September, when the snakes are out, so it should feel good to pour a small amount of snake powder into this room, and then rip off Erwu's clothes and apply snake bite cream on them.

Du Ho thought a little evilly.

Coming to Erwu, Du He smiled kindly, "I don't know if you have heard of it, in the Shang Dynasty a long time ago, there was a beauty named Su Daji, she invented a kind of torture, called the Ten Thousand Snake Pit. It is to put 10,000 snakes in a big pit, and then throw those who disobey in the snake pit, and let the ten thousand snakes bite them to death and eat their flesh piece by piece! It's exciting to think about, and I want to try it on you. But don't worry, my heart is much kinder than that Sudaji, I will only pour a little bit of medicinal powder, at most, it will attract thirty or forty snakes, a hundred times kinder than Sudaji! ”

Erwu's pores were terrified when he heard this, and his eyes looking at Du He no longer pleaded, but fear, and all his thoughts were occupied by fear.

Du He left the wooden house and said to Qin Yu with a smile: "When Huangfu Haohua comes, let him smear the snake without biting the ointment on Erwu's body, and pour some snake powder, don't pour too much, pour some appropriately, just scare and scare them, and it is necessary to scare them into fools." ”

Although he hates Erwuzhi, after all, there is no blood feud between life and death, just scare them and make them dare not appear in front of him from now on.

The next day, Du He received news from Huangfu Haohua.

The snake fan was even more powerful than they thought, although Huangfu Haohua controlled the number, it still attracted more than fifty snakes, most of which were non-venomous, but there were also poisonous snakes like Zhu Yeqing, Wubu Down, Golden Snake, and Silver Snake, which gathered in the wooden house and crawled wantonly, ignoring the existence of Erwu, and some even climbed onto Erwu's body and on them.

Erwu Chacha didn't hold on for a long time, and he fainted with fright. Occasionally wake up, and after a while, I will be scared again, and so on, overnight, as many as a dozen times.

The effect of the medicine disappeared early this morning, and after the group of snakes left, Huangfu Haohua, who was guarding nearby, released Erwu according to the agreement.

Before he could open his mouth to threaten, Er Wu cried and knelt on the ground and kowtowed, begging for mercy, saying that he would never appear in front of Du He and Wu Meiniang again in this life.

This fear of the soul is more effective than beating them severely.

Du He didn't know that after Erwu returned to Lizhou, he sold his property and fled to the remote Bashu Mountains without daring to stay for a moment, where he went incognito, started a family, and avoided his existence far away for the rest of his life.

Erwu's departure did not affect Du He's life.

Due to the development of Jiangnan, it is at a critical time, and the original one-month marriage leave is now only ten days.

Du He had already forgotten about Erwu's affairs, and spent his honeymoon with Wu Meiniang wholeheartedly, and of course he would not snub Changle and Li Xueyan.

The three of them have accepted each other, and there is no dispute, they are together and harmonious, but there is one thing that makes Du He feel extremely regretful.

It used to be a common thing to hug left and right, but now it is impossible for him to hug left and right, no matter how he chooses, he will miss someone, unless he can grow an extra arm.

Looking at the three girls chatting on Twitter, Du He found that the life of hugging left and right would leave him.