How so? It's upside down!

Regarding Wang Mumu's impeachment of Su Shi, Su Di, which is five or six miles long, is said to be thirty miles long, and no one paid attention to this handle, but Wang Mumu caught him, which made Su Shi very nerve-wracking. Before He Zhengchen went to Hangzhou, Su Shi had conducted a special study on this. Su Shi gave several subordinates a death order, he found a very crooked brain of the Buddha seal, he found Mi Fu who was good at redemption, he found Mao Facao, who was familiar with the law, and he found the four tigers of the Huang family by the West Lake. Su Shi means that brainstorming, whether it is reasonable or unreasonable, righteous and crooked, stirring up nonsense, pointing to the deer as a horse, Zhang Guan Li Dai, ingenious, unbelievable, nonsense, you have to find an explanation for me, to say that five or six miles and thirty miles are the same thing! Five or six miles is thirty miles, and thirty miles is five or six miles!

Lord Zhizhou is a parent official, and it is difficult to disobey the fate, not to mention that we are still grasshoppers on a rope, sharing honor and disgrace, helping each other in the same boat, and everyone who has been ordered to dig out their minds, think wildly, and forget to sleep and eat, after careful consideration, they have handed over their own unique answers.

The answer sheet of the Buddha seal based on the Shinto Buddhist principle is: Amitabha, my Buddha is compassionate. Everything in the world is empty. Earth, fire, water and wind, both empty, empty but not empty, not empty and empty, empty both earth, fire, water and wind. Both: Everything is one, one is everything. Don't take the legal phase, don't take the illegal phase. Don't take and don't leave. Therefore, what is five or six miles, what is thirty miles, in the empty gate, five or six is one, and thirty is also one; One is thirty, one is five or six. Jumping out of the Three Realms and not entering reincarnation, only by having no external objects in the mind can one attain Buddhahood. In this way, since there are no external objects in the heart, these external objects are five or six miles, and these external objects are thirty miles, which should be empty and empty, therefore, that Wang Mumu, a small carpenter with a wooden brain, although he has strange skills and obscenities, will not be able to reach the Buddha's great fǎ, and will eventually be limited to the size of some numbers, and cannot transcend the outside of things, overlook all beings, put aside errors, and see the truth of things! Sorry, Wang Mumu; Sad, chammy; Alas, short-sighted; Grievances, uncivilized; Hate, it's okay Buddha; Sigh, occupy the pit. Alas! This Master does not make a specific evaluation of such trivial matters in the red dust; This Venerable Master is just reminding you from the principles of Buddhism that without height, there is no future. If you want to make a career, don't fall into that one, two, three, four mud pit. Remember! Remember! If there are officials who do not follow it; If Wang Mumu chases and fights. Well, we don't have to go head-to-head. If we talk to them directly, won't we be very cheap? We are officials, the givers of civil rights; We are officials, and we are the benefactors of the people's livelihood; We are officials and inductors of public opinion. We are officials, rulers of the Lord of Mín. Therefore, the official is the leader, and the leader is the superior of the people, standing above the heads of others, and above all things. Therefore, what five or six miles, what thirty miles, these trivial details are not enough to form the scope of deliberations at the leadership level. These specific matters should be asked to the specific operators, and you have to hurry up if you want to ask, because many surveyors are temporary workers! Okay, the end of the year is approaching, and you are busy with work, so please go to the Three Treasures Hall without anything, and don't come to interfere with official business if you have nothing to do......

Mi Fu based on the literati doctor's answer is: West Lake remediation, this project, laymen see is lively, water and underwater, muddy water fish grass, gully embankment weir, plop plop; What insiders see is the doorway, just like the policy of respecting scholars and doctors that we have always pursued in the Great Song Dynasty, literati can govern the army, literati can command the army, literati can also govern lakes, and literati can also desilt. Because it was done by literati, what was done during the period naturally had the atmosphere of a literati. The current Zhizhou Su Daren in Hangzhou City is a generation of romance, a first-class writer, a master of poetry, and a master of articles. With the actions of such a master, there will naturally be the charm of the literati. Looking at the literary world, you see, ancient and modern poems, talking about things and feelings, where is there a lack of metaphorical and exaggerated sentences? Li Bai once said in "Song of Qiupu": "The white hair is three thousand zhang, and the fate is like a long one." "Hehe, who can have three thousand feet of white hair? That's 30,000 feet! It's 10,000 times bigger! It is said that since he has white hair, he must be an old man, he is already calculated if he is not bald, and he can still be 3,000 zhang? To be honest, it's good to have three feet. However, here, will we accuse Li Bai of talking nonsense? No! Whoever is more serious is illiterate! It's poetry blindness! It's love blindness! Still a rascal!

Similarly, Li Bai also said in "Wanglu Mountain Waterfall": "The flying stream goes straight down to 3,000 feet, and it is suspected that the Milky Way has fallen for nine days." Li Bai exaggerated in "Difficult to Walk": "The golden bottle of sake is worth ten thousand, and the jade plate is worth ten thousand dollars." Li Bai also has an exaggerated sentence in "Gift to Wang Lun": "The Peach Blossom Lake is thousands of feet deep, not as deep as Wang Lun's gift to me." Li Bai's metaphor in "Early White Emperor City": "The apes on both sides of the strait can't stop crying, and the light boat has passed over the ten thousand mountains." These, exaggerated, are the creation of art, the charm of literature, the crystallization of thinking, and the creation of human beings. Let's take a look at other people, for example, Cen Shen's "Bai Xue Ge Sends the Military Judge to Beijing" also has an exaggerated metaphor: "Hanhai is dry and icy, and the clouds are bleak and bleak." Liu Zongyuan's "Jiang Xue" has: "Thousands of mountains and birds fly away, and thousands of people disappear." Another example is the Northern Dynasty folk song "Mulan Poem" in "Ten thousand miles to the machine, Guanshan is like flying." Wait, these are all literati techniques that originate from life and are higher than life's exaggerated metaphors, no one will be more serious because of the exaggerations in these verses, on the contrary, they will think, this is beautiful!

After talking about the ancients, let's connect with reality, let's talk about the poems of Su Shisu, the party in this case. Master Su wrote poems, bold and wonderful. There are many rhetorical devices in his poetry. For example, exaggeration, personification, contrast, comparison, metaphor, borrowing, questioning, rhetorical questioning, duality, etc. Among them, there is a lot of exaggeration. For example, in Master Su's [Jiang Chengzi] "Dream on the Twentieth Day and Night of the First Month of Yimao", there is a saying: "Thousands of miles of lonely graves, there is nowhere to talk about desolation." "This tomb is thousands of miles old, isn't it? Wrong! Is it okay to say that? OK!

Master Su said in [Jiang Chengzi] "Hunting in Mizhou": "I will hold the bow like a full moon, look northwest, and shoot the wolf." "Hehe, if the carved bow is held into a full moon, this carved bow will definitely break, then, has anyone gone to compare with Su Shi? No! Unless it's someone who has a brain in the water!

Master Su said in "Dingfeng Slope": "Bamboo canes and shoes are lighter than horses, who is afraid? "Haha, can bamboo cane shoes beat horses? Is that Lord Su has a Persian magic carpet? Master Su still has peerless light skills? No! None of the people of Su! But everybody still believes! Master Su himself believed, and others also believed!

Master Su said in [Nian Nujiao] "Red Cliff Nostalgia": "The rocks pierce the air, the waves crash on the shore, and thousands of piles of snow are rolled up. "What a scene! It's almost the end of the world! But does anyone question whether it is sad for Master Su? No! Everyone who reads these sentences will have a sense of heroism and majesty. So, are we going to top these exaggerations? Or do you want to shoot?

Master Su said in "Xing Xiangzi": "The heavy is like a painting, and the curve is like a screen." This is beautiful, but it is exaggerated, and everyone knows it. To blame? Unless you're sick in the head!

To sum up, a promising scholar, an outstanding literati, and a powerful Zhizhou, in his works, exaggerated five or six miles into thirty miles, isn't it? However, it is exaggerated by about five times, which is exaggerated by about five times, which is three thousand zhang higher than Li Bai's three-foot white hair, Li Bai is exaggerated by ten thousand times, and Su Shi is exaggerated by five times. Therefore, for the dispute between the thirty miles and five or six miles of Su Causeway, this official believes that the person who raised this dispute should first criticize Li Bai, Cen Shen, Liu Zongyuan and others and then talk about Master Su, exaggerated metaphors, artistic techniques, ancient and modern literary styles, has a long history, and it is not something that you Wang Mumu can change with a little carpenter! Really, the day doesn't understand the darkness of the night, and the stars don't understand the sun!

Mao Facao's legal answer based on the management level is: there are no rules, there is no circle. Our West Lake renovation project in Hangzhou is an eyeball project that has both face and benefits the people for the country and the people under the leadership of the Song Central Committee and under the auspices of Su Zhizhou. In the project, the contractor is the imperial court, the official office, and the Lord Su; In the project, the contractor is a migrant worker, plasterer, and ordinary people who are working for relief. Everyone is in place, each performs its duties, we managers, we have not owed you wages, we have not lost contact in the middle of the vacuum, we have not absconded with money, and we have not been unfinished eunuchs. We made the project done, completed, effective, and accepted by the public. So, aren't we, as managers, as contractors, good enough?

In the process of renovating the West Lake, the people of Hangzhou have built a leisure and entertainment tourist resort; harvested a beautiful shortcut in the lake, Su Causeway; Got a lake garden with three pools and a moon; Earned a labor fee for construction dredging; A group of local officials and dry rice eaters in Hangzhou were trained. In this way, the two sides of A and B cooperate happily, and the renovation of West Lake has become a glorious page in history. We really don't know about Wang Mumu's impeachment, he destroyed harmony, he destroyed stability, he destroyed sustainable development, he destroyed the ecological balance of Hangzhou City, what does he want, what does he want to do? Where is the sword pointing?

We know that in the law of capital, "when the profit reaches 10%, they will be ready to move; When the profit reaches 50%, they will take risks; When the profit reaches 100%, they dare to trample on all the laws of the world; When the profit reached 300%, they dared to risk hanging. "In this top project, perhaps, due to the lack of coordination between the top and bottom, there may be something similar to the existence of "black goods". These are "black goods", "stealing heavy goods", "hidden loads", "eating bubbles", "commercial loads", and "business loads" that are more lucrative than "drug trafficking". Not to mention the risk, the wealth is in the risk, and the agency company is the difference in the price; Discrepancies with manifests are a source of profit for them; Freight forwarders make money is an important means for them to obtain benefits; This is an open secret in the industry, what do you make money with? The black goods are all jointly engaged in by the freight forwarder and the company, and when they find out, they say that they have miscalculated, and they know that they should be serious. We all know that science has developed and technology has advanced. However, a system, pitch balancing, even if you have a load balancing system, the leader forces the maintenance department to dismantle the load balancing system, what can you do? So, this Wang Mumu has now become an Akita dog worth 260,000 yuan that bites out "black goods", you have great skills? Hehe, be careful of different paths, be careful of being killed!

As for the minister of the Qin Mission, he wants to ask, is this Su Causeway five or six miles? Or thirty miles? We can answer it this way: To say five or six miles is to say that five or six miles is to say that thirty miles is to say that each has its own saying, and each has its own suitable occasion. said five or six miles, that is the Su Causeway in the eyes of the foolish people with rat eyes; Saying 30 miles is a school with lofty ambitions to invigorate the economy. Here, the benevolent are benevolent, the wise are wise, there is no exaggeration of facts here, only what forward-looking heroes see, nothing is a big deal, and there is nothing that cannot see the light. In this kind of society with poor conceptual structure, everyone is in place, and everything is safe; If you have to be offside, usurp, say things that are not what you should say, think things that are not what you should think, and write articles that you should not write, then you are responsible for your own actions, you are an adult, and you have to be responsible for your own actions! We can say that you have a nervous problem, and everyone agrees that you are thirty miles, and you come to turn over the hairy gun, are you not nervous? In order to maintain the city's appearance and protect the safety of other citizens, we have every reason to detain you Wang Mumu in a psychiatric hospital for compulsory treatment! For the five, six, and thirty miles of writing, we have every means to block you, not to disseminate them, not to discuss, not to think, and not to lift the ban. If you disobey it, it will be a blatant provocation of the scholar class of the Great Song Dynasty, how easy it is to talk about the grasshopper shaking the tree, people like Wang Mumu should be drowned by the torrent of history! Is it that you can hold your breath and emerge in the water, and you want to shout loudly? The big waves wash the sand, you roll and beg your nest to toss, there is no way to go, you scream louder, we, I didn't hear it!

Huang Shiren among the Four Tigers of Huang is based on the crooked theory that does not follow the rules and has his own square circle: The Su Causeway in the West Lake we measured is five or six miles, yes! It is not wrong that the Su Causeway in the West Lake we measured is thirty miles! We say that the Su Causeway is five or six miles, because, on the Su Causeway, you take one step at a time from south to north, and the step distance is multiplied by the number of steps, which is five or six miles. We say that the Su Causeway is thirty miles, and that is because we use an accurate measurement method that respects the facts and looks back at history. In the construction of the Su Causeway, from south to north, it is now an avenue nearly 100 feet wide. It turned out that when we excavated the original lake fields in the area, there were not all lake fields nearly 100 feet wide. At the end of the excavation, at the location of the current Su Causeway, two almost parallel paths formed by the original lake fields appeared. These two trails range from seven or eight feet to dozens of feet apart. Later, the construction party filled the interval between the two original lake field trails with the lake mud from the dredging. From a macro point of view, in this way, the original two trails have been turned into one road that is not big or small. Later, as more and more mud came out, the construction party attached the mud to the east and west sides of the road that was not too big and small. In this way, this small road became a thoroughfare nearly 100 feet wide - this is the Su Causeway we see now!

At the beginning of the formation of our Su Causeway, which has now taken shape, if you have a bird's-eye view from a high place, you will see that due to the dry and wet soil, the dry mud is yellow, the wet mud is black, and the Su Causeway is far-sighted, it is a five-color mound with black, yellow, black, yellow and black. Each of these five-colored mounds is from south to north, about five or six miles long. Therefore, based on the accurate measurement method of respecting the facts and reviewing history, this single length of five or six miles multiplied by the number of five strips, isn't this Su Causeway thirty miles? Therefore, looking at Su Causeway, a careless person sees five or six miles, and a careful person knows that it is thirty miles! Outsiders only know that it is five or six miles, and those who know know that it is thirty miles! Wang Mumu understands five or six miles, and we know that it can be thirty miles! The people measured five or six miles, and the record of the officials was thirty miles! So, what five or six miles? What thirty miles? Don't make a fuss, it's the same thing! Don't you believe me? Hehe, anyway, if the official believes it, the court will believe it! Everyone says that Su Causeway is thirty miles old, it is recorded, it has been passed down for centuries, history cannot be tampered with, you are a middle school student, you have to listen to me with your eyes closed in class! What do you think? The truth of history, the history of truth, this answer, Master Su, are you satisfied?

When the four of Huang Sihu were discussing the homework handed over by Master Su, Huang Shuitao, the third of the four tigers, followed closely behind the boss Huang Shiren, squinting his peach blossom eyes, and added in the tone of the manager of the personnel department: Brothers, there is one more thing to say about the younger one. Doesn't it mean that the leaders are ready to play with futures, promissory notes, off-plan, options, and futures? When Wang Anshi changed the law, didn't the green seedling method also use the future green seedlings to mortgage the payment? Here, there is a concept of "period". So, why don't we take a look at the "period project"? Let's say that the Su Causeway in five or six miles is the present huò, and the Su Causeway in thirty miles is the futures in the planning. A leader who does not make a long-term plan is not a good leader, and a Zhizhou without sustainable development is not a good Zhizhou. Is our Lord Su a good leader? Yes, definitely! Is our Lord Su a good intellectual? Definitely! So, isn't it normal for our Su adults to have a long-term vision and focus on sustainable development? Our Su people are now engaged in the first phase of the Su Causeway project in Hangzhou, and the Su Causeway of Su University has the second, third, fourth, and fifth phases of the project. When the five phases of the project are completed, the total length of the Su Causeway will reach 30 miles. Therefore, as long as Master Su is in Hangzhou for one day, the thirty-mile-long Su Causeway will be tomorrow. Of course, if Master Su is no longer in charge of our work in Hangzhou, Master Su will not be able to continue the later project of Su Causeway. Then, the responsibility is not on Master Su, the responsibility is on the person who does not let Master Su continue the project. We Hangzhou people have identified Su Daren, so we Hangzhou people have also recognized Su Causeway, which is five or six miles, as thirty miles. As the saying goes, there are fewer than a thousand cups of wine for a confidant, and more than half a cup of words for speculation. Who, recognize that our Hangzhou Su Causeway is thirty miles, fellow brothers, Su Fan sisters, the people of Hangzhou welcome you; Who, if you want to make a fuss about thirty miles, the difficulty in the world is the word serious, and the people of Hangzhou despise you, even if you come to write a book and post a post, we Su Fan will not pee on you! Besides, in this era of great leap forward, rice can yield 10,000 catties per mu, and Su Causeway can't be 30 miles? In this eye-catching era, let Su Di put a satellite, let the people be one step ahead, and the public knows, can't it? Isn't that right? Isn't it good? Isn't it logical? Is history reversed?

The fourth of the four tigers, Huang Death, is a little Taoist priest, and his brain is quite active, he thought about it for a while, and added: Big brother, third brother, I am inspired, and I also have a saying. Isn't it that the Su Causeway we see now is only five or six miles? These five or six miles are from the north shore of the West Lake to the south bank of the West Lake, with a total length of five or six miles. If, when we measure, we will extend the beginning and end of the Su Causeway to the north and south for another twelve or thirteen miles. Then, isn't this Su Causeway thirty miles long? As for some people, some people asked, why don't you start from the shore of the lake and extend it for twelve or thirteen miles from north to south? Then our answer can be: after we built the Su Causeway, we lifted the mud from the West Lake and put it ashore, and then laid the mud along the extension line of the Su Causeway to the north and south and piled it up for 12 or 3 miles. The mud on the shore and the mud in the lake were originally born from the same root and joined into one, but now they have to be measured, how can they be separated! Right? Therefore, a hundred schools of thought contend, a hundred flowers bloom, this, can also become a saying, right?

The second of the four tigers, Huang Shing, interjected and said: "Brother Ren, third brother, fourth brother, your statements are reasonable, they are all good." However, your arguments are contradictory, and if you adopt one, you cannot adopt the other two. However, this doesn't matter, we just have to hand in the answers that Master Su wanted, and we handed in three assignments, which shows that we are concerned about what Master Su assigned! As for which one to adopt, let Master Su decide, let's not worry about it!

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This is really: a mouth with two layers of skin, turning over and over is reasonable; The Su Causeway is only five or six miles long, and it can be said to be thirty miles.

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Now, Su Shi took out a text, which is a summary of the five sayings of Su Di's length, whether it is five or six miles or thirty miles, and submitted it to He Zhengchen. He is looking, how will your He Zhengchen's face surge and thunder and lightning?

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It was reported that the number of victims injured by the dust explosion at Baxian Paradise in New Taipei City, Taiwan has increased to 524, including 2 mainland residents, 4 Hong Kong residents, and 1 Macao resident. Both sides of the Taiwan Strait, the same root and the same species, and the liuqiu written in this article is the ancient name of Taiwan, so I am a little associative and a little sad. The author has been in contact with the injured in burns and dust explosions, and the injuries among them cannot be said or forgotten. Therefore, in this article, in the chapter on Hu Dong's "Flour Power Generation" factory in Cyprus (Chapter 0267) and in the chapter on "Flour is a Bomb" (Chapter 0573), the flour explosion and dust explosion are mentioned in a narrative and discussion, which is intended to use the novel to make some safety propaganda and accumulate some yin virtues. But some people patted bricks and told me to be honest, write novels, write novels, and don't come to be a teacher. But instead I blamed myself, and blamed myself for not nagging enough. If my novels could have been better written, more people could have seen them, and they could have aroused a little alarm, maybe my digression could have saved some lives. Killing people does not have to use knives and guns, and saving people does not have to be doctors, not to mention that there are non-obvious injuries everywhere. The author is soft-spoken, writing books, writing about loneliness, seeking popularity, for peace of mind, and hoping that good people will have Christmas Eve every day. Again: Thank you book friends who have always supported me, again, thank you!