Colin was talking about how to mobilize gangs to fight each other, and suddenly his crotch tightened!

Then the world changed, and the stars and the moon flowed.

In the blink of an eye, he was in a cell-like place.

It's not just dim here.

And skeletons!

He clearly saw two bore, one large and one small, lying on the ground, motionless.

"again!" Colin exclaimed, holding his head, "I finally found my senses!"

"Who is not. A magnetic voice answered him.

The large skeleton slowly got up under Colin's gaze: "I am Gu Aotian. ”

"Hi. The little skeleton also got up and waved his hand, "I'm Gu Lingyue." ”

Colin swallowed and spit, although the situation in front of him was weird, he still had the confidence to deal with it: "I'm Colin, it's okay to call me Li Lin - so, this is a world of the undead?"

"Nope. Gu Aotian replied to him in a unique bone trill, "This is, the eunuch world. ”

Colin subconsciously stepped down.

Gu Lingyue suddenly pulled out her mobile phone and smiled: "It's not this eunuch, it's an online article, an online article!"

She said, bowing her head and fiddling: "We are all characters from the pen of a street fighter, and once his novel is eunuch, unfinished, or finished, we will be teleported here, you wait...... Let me see what the mushroom has written......"

Gu Aotian also leaned over: "What kind ......of garbage title is the title of "The Life of the Strong Is Like This". ”

"I'm afraid it's something to follow the trend again. Gu Lingyue laughed so hard that her bones gurgled, "You deserve it, dead eunuch!"

"But ......" Gu Aotian slowly pulled down the pages on the screen with his finger bones, "Although the collection is already cold, but the recommended votes can still be seen, how can there be so many eyeless people who support him, especially a guy named Le Sanye, who votes for more than two hundred votes a day, and the alliance leader thinks about the night ghost, it's too irrational, and the mentally handicapped Uncle Qiao Sheng of Zi Hu Haiquan, what do you like about him?"

"Who knows, look at him eating dirt pitifully......" Gu Lingyue has already spit out if he has a tongue.

"That's right. Gu Aotian clicked on another work by the way, and showed it to Colin, "We are the protagonists from "Bone Aotian Don't Need a Sister", this title is right, it really doesn't need. ”

"Yes!" Gu Lingyue hugged the monkey on her brother's ribs.

Colin took the phone and flipped through it quickly.

Sure enough, what is described in "The Life of the Strong" is its own story.

Is this another interpretation of the brain in a vat?

Just as he was thinking wildly, Gu Aotian suddenly asked, "By the way, what did you say your name was?"

"Colin, or Li Lin. ”

"Oh?" Gu Aotian suddenly turned his head to look at a dark corner, "Li Colin, does he have anything to do with you?"

Colin realized that there was another man in the room, blonde and blue-eyed, like a nobleman.

But this man looks like he has nothing to do.

"Ignore me, just leave me like this......" He didn't even look at Colin.

Gu Aotian sighed and sighed that didn't exist: "Hey...... Li Colin is the most pity, he didn't have to go into this room, that book "Running for President from Scratch" is the author's favorite, and it is also the best book, the time and place are favorable, this story is simply tailor-made for mushrooms, if it weren't for that incident, I'm afraid it won't be finished to this day, how can it be five or six million words. ”

"What is it?" asked Colin.

"Don't say. "Bone Proud Heavenly Dao.

"Don't say it!" Gu Lingyue said.

"Well......" Colin thought for a moment, "I know what the title is." ”

"No!! you don't know!! the blonde nobleman in the corner suddenly jumped up, "You don't fucking know!!! A person suddenly throws from the top to the bottom, from hope to death, from selflessness to watching and sighing, you don't know!!My world has just set sail!!I am the man who wants to change the world!"

"Got it, got it. Gu Aotian waved his hand and said like a child, "You are the best Li Colin, you will become the president, change that country, and then deindustrialize, demilitarize, definancialize, make him a completely cultural country, scare all the capital back to your motherland, and sell the state by the way, this is your grand plan." ”

"Ah!!!h

Gu Aotian then explained to Colin: "This guy is too far behind, he is already crazy, let's go out and have a look, and get familiar with the environment." ”

Colin followed the skeletal siblings out of the cell-like place.

Next door, the lighting is slightly better, but the environment is still scattered, like an underground casino, where two middle-aged men are sitting at the table and playing cards.

"It was a eunuch's room before. Gu Aotian explained, "This is an unfinished room. ”

Seeing someone coming, they politely put down their cards and stood up to greet them.

Among them, a man who seemed to be harmless to humans and animals, amiable, showed a lot of surprise.

"Why is it so fast? I'm Ai Dong, the protagonist of "Descendants". Ai Dong stepped forward to hold Colin's hand and said, "When "The Descendants" ended, the mushrooms had been eating soil for half a year, and I thought that he would be a little more stable in the books he took over." ”

"It's not a question of stability, it's a question of strength. Another bearded man in ancient costume also stepped forward and saluted, "Yang Changfan, from a book that is completely unimportant, and no one knows about it anyway." ”

"I'm Colin...... Forget it, I'll still be Li Lin, in short, I'm the latest victim. Li Lin sighed, "It seems that we have followed the wrong author......"

"Hmph, it's good to have a choice. Gu Aotian looked at Ai Dong and Yang Changfan and said, "Strictly speaking, every work of Mushroom is considered unfinished, but he has no self-knowledge, and only admits that the stories of these two books are indeed urgent and incomplete." ”

"No way, the author's willpower is just so unfirm. Ai Dong hugged Yang Changfan and said, "Our story is worth at least two million words of potential, but he ended it like this." ”

"It's too cowardly to understand. Yang Changfan also shook his head again and again, "I have been crowned the king of the four seas of the Ming Dynasty, and the fleet sailed into the Americas, igniting the fuse of the industrial revolution in advance, but ...... And so it ended. ”

"Each of us has regrets. Gu Aotian sighed, "When he was a eunuch, I was playing with the woman I loved the most...... After that, the sun god will be turned over day by day......"

Gu Lingyue also lowered her head: "My good friend Mengda Dio and I are going to open a 'deceased clothing store' to design clothes for creatures like us......"

"Don't say it. Ai Dong pointed to the exit and said, "It's here, there's no need, let's go over there and relax." ”

With that, the two continued to sit back at the table and play cards.

The bone arrogant siblings led Colin into the final room.

Here, it's a jazz bar, and it's a little more crowded, divided into two groups, and drinking in their respective areas.

There is no doubt that this is the noble end of the house.

Gu Aotian pointed to the VIP booth and said: "There is a boutique area over there, and there is a flutter block outside." ”

"Even if the book is completed normally, the treatment is different. Gu Lingyue clenched her bones and squeaked, "It's so real, it's so annoying!"

The two square-faced men sitting in the fluttering block quickly discovered Gu Aotian and his party and greeted them warmly.

"There's a new person again. A young man with the most square face and a mean smile was the first to stretch out his right hand, "I am the protagonist of the first book, Fang Xian, "The Leisurely City of the Stand-alone Traverser", which is an ancient work. ”

Then, it was an angular and serious square face: "I am Lin Qiang, from "Qiantu", fortunately." ”

Fang Xian didn't care, but seeing Lin Qiang, Colin was always a little unhappy: "Are you also in the financial industry?"

"It seems that you are too. ”

"Ordinary actuaries are just that. Colin waved his hand.

"It's just an ordinary bank chairman. Lin Qiang waved his hand and said, "I don't dare to exceed 35% of the share, for fear of being targeted, but it has reached 43% abroad." ”

Colin instantly bowed his head: "Offended...... Finish. ”

"It's okay, it's all stories. Lin Qiang patted Colin on the shoulder and said, "We are all engaged in finance, money is the only effective yardstick to measure value, strictly speaking, you and I are both losers in the world of the starting point." ”

"Don't be like this, take it easy. Fang Xian wiped his sweat, "Let's just have fun." ”

"Yes, fun first!" On the other side of the booth, a man with a wine glass walked out with a smile, ""Cross-border Leisure Shop" is also a failure, being a booth is purely a general, I am traveling, the only real travel, fortunately." ”

Following at the back door of the tour, it was a handsome man who was so handsome that he was shining, and he raised his glass to the air and said: "Li Yan, hey, what to do if it's too popular, it's a pity, it's only me who is popular, not the book, under the manipulation of mushrooms, I do some boring debates all day long, filling life with meaning, he got it wrong, completely wrong, the online article is just a kind of entertainment, he can't entertain the public, he will only drill the horns of the bull, and the failure is distressing." ”

"Li Xuan, you have been indulging in this kind of nothingness more and more recently. A delicate, senior manager-like man stood in front of Li Xuan, "Lu Jian, from "Entertainment Star Factory", I am also engaged in the cultural industry, I fully understand the failure and struggle of mushrooms, I believe that he is an excellent person, but he was born at the wrong time, in the wrong place, in the wrong way, and engaged in the wrong profession. ”

"It's all wrong, what's so good at all?" The last person who came out was a leader-like person, but the kind of young and ambitious leader, quite a bit of spirit, "I am Zhang Yifu who is building "Super Power Power", at the right time, in the right place, with the right method, to do the right thing, but the mushroom, but do not cherish this hard-won correctness, and fall into the abyss again and again, the results of the book and his food, also prove this time and again. ”

"Don't be so arrogant all the time. Lin Qiang pointed to the unfinished room and said, "Li Colin has every reason to surpass you." ”

Zhang Yifu smiled, "But he didn't, the world is like this, the big waves are sweeping the sand, the survival of the fittest, now few people know the name Li Colin, and "Running for President from Scratch" is just a non-existent and forgotten work. ”

"No, no, no, I see that there are always people in the book review area who mention it!" Fang Xian raised his mobile phone and said, "[It's better to run for president], [The author writes more and more], [Change careers, let's change careers and be mentally retarded]. ”

"The last one is yours!" Zhou You scolded as he snatched his phone.

"Is it so obvious...... Fang Xian pursed his lips, "I'm still too tender, I still have to practice." ”

In the midst of the quarrel, there was certainly a "buzzing" sound.

Then, the lights went out and the music stopped.

In the dark, everyone frantically touches each other in order to find the texture of their existence.

"It's crossing again??" Fang Xian screamed while hugging Lin Qiang.

"No...... It's just a simple power outage. Zhang Yifu snorted, "The power plant on duty and the power supply bureau dispatched all transported to the African branch for me." ”

"Enough, no Mr. Zhang!This is the rest room of the finisher!" Zhou You scratched his head in a panic, "This feels very bad...... I've experienced ...... I feel my presence...... It's being dissolved. ”

As he spoke, there was a sound at the entrance of the unfinished room.

"This time...... Our story is really coming to an end...... "Ai Dong and Yang Changfan supported each other and touched each other.

"Aha!!ha!!ha

In a suffocating atmosphere, Li Lin lowered his head and turned on his mobile phone.

[I've given you mushrooms, I've abandoned this name.] 】

[End of story.] 】

[The lounge is about to close.] 】

[Countdown: 300......]

【299......】

"This, this !!" Fang Xian hugged his head and shouted, "We want to ...... Going to be gone?"

"I see. "Gu Aotian's thinking has always been the fastest," this garbage author, his character has been defeated too much, everyone shouts and beats, he is probably going to abandon this pen name, and if he loses contact with him, we will have no basis for existence. ”

"And he...... Do you still write books?" asked Zhou You in a trembling voice.

"How do I know. Gu Aotian shook his head quietly and gently hugged Gu Lingyue, "In the last time, I don't want to speak." ”

Brother and sister hugged each other, but Gu Lingyue didn't scold anything anymore, only sighed softly: "It's also a relief to let go of us......

"How can you!!!This coward!!" Lin Qiang scolded him, "I've come through so many desperate situations!!"

"He can't hear the ......," Lu Jian sighed lightly, "I can understand this state, probably because I have completely accepted my incompetent self, and I hope that he can engage in a career where every point of hard work and no point of harvest is achieved." ”

"No, he can still write books, I know him, I am his first protagonist!" Fang Xian was so anxious that he paced left and right, "If you just change the name, maybe this place will be lit up in the future, right?"

Li Lin said in a deep voice: "In terms of data, the success rate of the author of the change vest is around 15%, given the mushroom's past, he should be a person who has neither talent nor luck." ”

An atmosphere of sadness hung over the audience.

The seed of silence, Fang Xian grabbed Lin Qiang's hand: "I remember...... At that time, when he was writing "Money Road", he also gave up!"

"Yes, it took a long break when I was recommended. ”

"That means he's an indecisive person and has no determination!" Fang Xian nodded vigorously at the invisible people around him, "Shall we encourage him?"

"I don't encourage cowards. Lin Qiang said coldly.

"It doesn't matter if your existence is wiped out?"

“......”

Zhang Yifu said: "Even if it is useful, what should we do?"

"What else can I do, shout!" Fang Xian urged, "Time is running out, hurry, bring Li Colin out too, let's follow the chronological order, everyone shouts a word to the mushroom!"

Zhang Yifu sighed: "Fang Xian, we know that you are the first and the most stupid, at this time, it is good to wait quietly, and it is not good to do stupid things again." ”

"I don't care!!Stupid is stupid, I just want to live, whether it's a day, a year, I don't want to lose the traces of existence!" Fang Xian glared in a direction that didn't exist with tears in his eyes, "Make it clear, each of us is a projection of the author's personality! strong, cowardly, stupid, mean, kind...... It doesn't matter, each of us is a part of him, there is a way, we can keep him!!"

"I'll admit, I don't want to be separated from Ling Yue yet, even if it's funny, I should try. Gu Aotian suddenly put down his sister and walked towards the entrance, "My vision doesn't depend on light, I'll go to Lacorin, let's start, Fang Xian, you're the first." ”

"Hmm......" Fang Xian couldn't think of anything to say, and finally had to shout, "It's super funny for you to write a book, don't give up!!"

Then there was Lin Qiang, although he was very reluctant, he still gritted his teeth and said.

"Give me a hardcore plot for me, don't be afraid of not being entertained, I'll win if I'm strong enough!!"

Zhang Yifu: "Back to basics, back to the old road, you still have time." ”

Yang Changfan: "Less hypocrisy, more effort." ”

Li Colin: "Ahhhhh!!!???!!!h

Li Yan: "Give up, waste, and make the choice you should have made a long time ago." ”

Lv Jian: "There is no golden finger in life, if this is your choice, I respect it." ”

Gu Aotian: "I don't have any other requirements for you, keep breathing, let me and my sister stay a little longer." ”

Gu Lingyue: "Actually, I haven't read your book...... But I've eaten dirt...... Actually, it's okay. ”

Zhou You: "I actually...... I love the otherworldly adventure you designed for me, but I've seen a lot of people abandon their books there...... I don't know if you should continue ......."

Aidong: "I know you have a daughter too, and now, look at her, just look at her, and soon, you will feel invincible in the world." ”

Li Lin: "I just came...... You're not going to let me drive the truck anyway, are you...... Actually, the truck thing is still quite niche, and people who don't understand it won't find this stalk funny. What am I talking about...... I really, I haven't had time to get to know you...... Logical analysis can only be done from the point of view that I understand......"

He raised his head and said, "Assuming you're not going to write a book, then it's useless for me to say anything." But if you continue to write, if you give up on us, you will also give up on those who remember us and like us. Gu Aotian said, your pen name may already be a poison, change a vest, it may be better, and you will not have pressure.

But those who like you...... How else did I find you?"

Wail!

The lights are on.

"Works?"

", can you do this?"

Wail!

The lights went out again.

"What's going on?"

"He's hesitating!"

"Encourage him!"

"Mushrooms, you're the most awesome!"

"You are a literary hero, contemporary Lu Xun!"

Quack, it's bright again.

"That's how I played......"

"Lu Xun is too, it's almost ...... to say 'small' light rain in the morning."

"Wait, don't mention this!"

Quack, extinguished again.

"Just let me stop talking!"

"Hurry up and think of a way to praise me again!"

"Hmm...... The leader of the alliance thinks that the night ghost is a woman!!19-year-old cute girl!!"

Quack, lit up.

"Le Sanye, who votes for you 200 times a day, is also a woman!"

It's brighter.

"Zi Yue, Zi Yue, who doesn't spend money on reading, Zi Yue, who is crazy about supporting you in every book, is also a woman!"

Quack, completely extinguished.

"Your mother's son said no! Mushroom knows that he is a 300-pound foot-picking man!"

"Who else...... That and that...... That's right! Crazy to post this chapter to say that your Hu Haiquan, she is also a woman! Cute and interesting girl!"

Quack, it's bright.

Everyone kept their mouths shut and no longer dared to say anything superfluous.

"Guaranteed...... Hold ......" Fang Xian swallowed and foamed, "Everyone...... Go back to your own area, stay honest, and don't say anything superfluous......"

"But who knows when it will perish. Zhang Yifu gritted his teeth and said, "Africa's power grid is underdeveloped, you give me to build it." ”

"Shut up!!" Lin Qiang covered Zhang Yifu's mouth, "He is very fragile now, and he needs to say more words of encouragement." ”

"Encourage a fart. Li Yan scolded, "I didn't give up this pen name, it's all because the alliance leader, the ticket king and the Tucao king are cute sisters." ”

"It doesn't matter, as long as we're still there. Li Lin breathed a sigh of relief, "I just don't know how long this situation can be stable, maybe after a while, the lights will go out again." ”

"Have faith in him. Li Colin suddenly became normal, "At least, the next book must be finished for me normally...... Then he will almost resurrect me, and then he will blow up, and we will all have a good life. ”

"It's impossible, your presidential theme is outdated, and the realistic plot is far more magical than fiction. Lu Jian patted Li Colin and smiled, "Let's retire steadily." ”

"What are you talking about?" Li Kelin's eyebrows tightened, and his illness turned up again, shouting into the air, "Xiaoyu Qing......"

"Shut up !!"

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This easter egg is just a joke, take out the previous characters and reminisce a little, just like an ice cream, just to be able to have a little comfort after the bad news, and every word above doesn't have to be serious.

At last.

If you can forgive.

See you in the next book.