On Liuqiu Island, the Jiaozhi and Cham people are gone, and the large army is still there.

Ye Tao, the deputy head of the Great Song Dynasty Wedding Mission, handed over a note to King Jing's Mansion, and the annoying people handed it over to the Queen Mother, the head of the Great Song Dynasty Wedding Mission. Excuse me, when are we leaving?

This note is now in the hands of Empress Dowager He Xiangu, who is looking at it with Song Shenzong Lu Dongbin.

Lu Dongbin reluctantly said: "Queen Xiangu, the flowers are not red for a hundred days, and the meeting is too hurried." Asking for this farewell, when will we meet again? ”

He Xiangu said helplessly: "Immortal Emperor, there are no flowers that are red for a hundred days, and there is still a reopening day." People have several lives, but they are no longer young. Now, Lin Hua is thankful for Chunhong, and the clothes are in a hurry. Alas! The end of the world is endless! We should cherish the happy life we have now, and create more conditions to meet again......"

Lu Dongbin was also helpless: "A gentleman's word, the horse is difficult to chase; There is no joke, and heaven and earth do not change. As I said, Song Shenzong has died, and I will never go to the mainland again. Therefore, if we want to meet again, I can only trouble you to come to see me, I can't come to see you. ”

He Xiangu replied: "Immortal Emperor, I know this, but now that I am the queen mother, can I travel abroad often if I have nothing to do?" Even if the queen mother Mrs. Gao knows the inside story, open her eyes, close her eyes, and don't stop her, I have to take the initiative to provide an outspoken reason to fool others, right? Otherwise, even if the empress dowager doesn't say it, those old sour rot in the court can spray me to death! Besides, your Luzon is really a bit far away, and it takes a lot of time to go back and forth. ”

Lu Dongbin was patting his head: "Queen Xiangu, why don't we meet in Taipei in the future and meet at Taipei Bridge?" Let's both run away, so, you don't go abroad, at most you say that you go to the sea fairy island to burn incense and worship the Buddha, pray for blessings and make wishes? In this way, the cover of the moon is hazy, and I am a thousand hearts. Counting the days can meet, there are tears that can welling up, you and I in this world, please send the tide and waves? ”

He Xiangu hesitated a little: "Immortal Emperor, are we a little wishful thinking?" Have you taken into account the feelings of the little carpenter? You are now the monarch of Luzon, if you often run to the Great Song Dynasty, isn't it a little strange? The past, the wind in the future, the autumn wind dancing, the fluttering canopy in the west and east, the fingers and claws should be remembered, you have to make everything reasonable. ”

Lu Dongbin continued to pat his head: "Alas! This, I'm really a bit poor in donkey skills, Queen Xiangu, do you have the thirty-seventh plan? ”

He Xiangu said hesitantly: "A few days ago, I heard that Harvard University has admitted four new graduate students, namely the four Eurasian princesses of Palmer, Armani, Montejiao and Sarah Kona. Because they are full-time graduate students, they will stay at Harvard and Liuqiu for a long time. ”

Lu Dongbin was a little puzzled: "Queen Xiangu, I heard that they originally came with the idea of marrying with affinity, right?" How did you become a graduate student at Harvard again? ”

He Xiangu explained: "Emperor Xianchang, it's like this, Sister Qianyu told me that the three kingdoms of Germany, Italy, and France, which are descendants of the original Western Romans, came to seek this time, and the original plan was very good, both men and women eat, yin and yang go hand in hand, and three beautiful men with different tastes and three different types of beauties were prepared. If the boss of this begging is a woman, he will attack the man. Who knows, when you come here, the men and women in charge of the house here are husband and wife, and their Catholicism pursues monogamy. In turn, they wanted to aim at the target of the prince level, but our prince and princess are too young, and the king of kings is only five years old, so they can't do it. They were not willing to be left behind in the flow of begging, and thought about it, but they were inspired by the fact that Princess Palma of Arabia was admitted to Harvard as a graduate student, so Armani, Montejiao and Sarah Kona insisted on going to graduate school, and now they have passed the examination and become a full-time graduate student at Harvard. ”

Lu Dongbin suddenly realized: "Oh, that's what happened!" So, can we follow suit? If the two of us also become graduate students at Harvard, then wouldn't it be natural for the two of us to meet in Liuqiu, Taipei, and Harvard? ”

He Xiangu: "Then ——, let's also go to graduate school?" The badge hung by this graduate student in the school is the same color as the staff of the teacher's post, so it looks like a student and more like a teacher, which is very good, so as not to be an old student, like a repeater, how embarrassed. ”

Lu Dongbin: "However, wouldn't it be too abrupt if only two of us were Asians among the graduate students?" Why don't we go up together with the Eight Immortals? Anyway, the little carpenter is easy to talk here, there are many of us, even if it is a group purchase, the price can also be discounted? ”

He Xiangu: "Oh, Immortal Emperor, why are you so picky now?" In graduate school, it's not all about eating your husband, of course, it's public consumption! ”

Lu Dongbin: "Then——, you signed up in the name of the Empress Dowager of the Great Song Dynasty?" Or sign up in the name of He Xiangu in Luzon? ”

He Xiangu: "When you sign up in Luzon, write down my He Xiangu, and after I return to the Great Song Dynasty, I will report my name to the Queen Mother." ”

Lu Dongbin: "Then ——, our group buying body, is it a group of eight?" Or a group of nine? We are eight or nine, don't let those four female graduate students see anything, so we'd better be able to divide our education with them. ”

He Xiangu: "That's a must, besides, I always feel that although they are all princesses, we are the emperor and the queen, not on the same level!" It's better to let the little carpenters make us more advanced, they are just average, how good is that! ”

Lu Dongbin: "Then ——, or not, they are master's students?" Are we PhD students? Are they MBAs? Are we an EMBA? Okay? ”

He Xiangu: "Okay! However, I have a problem, they go to graduate school to rely on the stream; We go to graduate school to meet and seek. They have nothing to do, they can pretend here, and we are all people with jobs, how can this person's education plan be arranged? Moreover, they are all called graduate students, why do they see each other every day and the other can't see them? ”

Lu Dongbin: "Aren't they called full-time graduate students?" Compared with the word 'full-time', there should be the concepts of amateur, self-study, and on-the-job, so we propose, even if we are on-the-job graduate students, we study and work at the same time, shouldn't we become a model for a learning society? ”

He Xiangu: "This is a good idea. However, I am worried again. I think they study every day to be a master's degree; We don't come here a few times a year, the courses are all correspondence, but we are doctors, will they feel a little bit of a loss and come to make trouble? ”

Lu Dongbin: "Trouble? What's going on? Who told us that our respective foundations are different! Moreover, they are full-time, and when they graduate, they will receive a double certificate, both an academic certificate and a degree certificate; And those of us who are working students, when we graduate, we only have documents, only degree certificates, and no academic certificates. In this way, they are better than us, so they don't need to be psychologically unbalanced, and the input is different, and the harvest is different, which is quite fair. ”

He Xiangu: "Oh, then can we also double the certificate?" There are two certificates, which is better than one, pregnant once, giving birth to two babies, more counting! ”

Lu Dongbin: "This ——, not good. What is a qualification? A degree is a learning experience. Those female master's students, they are full-time, they study every day, of course they have the experience of studying, so they should get their academic certificates. As for us, we are working students, we are amateurs, we are correspondence students, we are self-students, so we don't have the experience of sitting in school and studying honestly, so we don't deserve to get academic certificates. As for the degree, the degree is a certificate that the school gives you when the student's level is improved to a certain position and the position required by the school, which is the degree certificate. We are working students, through hard work, the level is improved, and after passing the assessment, we should be able to get this degree certificate. ”

He Xiangu: "Then ——, Immortal Emperor, I don't understand it again." According to what you say, adult education, online education, self-study exams, etc., should not be able to issue academic certificates, and should only be issued degree certificates! Because of these spare time studies, I don't want to sit down and read the experience, right? ”

Lu Dongbin: "That's not right! You have to understand this matter in this way, all kinds of part-time education and amateur education, although they are not full-time, they do not study five days a week; But they also read one or two days a week, two or three days a week! Isn't this reading a learning experience? Of course, employers should understand that one is a full-time academic degree and the other is a part-time academic degree. It's like a professional piano grade 8 and an amateur piano grade 8, can you talk about the same day? Or let's put it this way, is it the same thing to be the champion of running 100 meters and the champion of running a marathon? Of course, for sprinting and long-distance running, I didn't say who was strong and who was weak, I just said that although they are both running champions, the standards for different events are different, so I didn't say that part-time qualifications are bad, I just drew attention to the fact that these are two different qualifications. ”

He Xiangu: "Then ——, Immortal Emperor, I have another problem." If there is a person whose family is poor and cannot pay the tuition, but he is talented and diligent. Suppose he only finished primary school, and then relied on self-study, all the way up, to a doctoral student, then how should he fill in the academic qualifications when he goes to the employer! ”

Lu Dongbin: "It is said that he should fill in the file of academic qualifications: primary school; Fill in the Degree file: Ph.D. ”

He Xiangu: "Emperor Immortal, you must know that many resumes now only have academic qualifications, and there is no degree schedule at all, won't it be chaotic?" ”

Lu Dongbin: "No, I met the kind of resume you said, such as the doctoral student just now, strictly speaking, he should fill in the primary school student in the academic file, but if he fills in the doctoral student, he is not wrong for that kind of form." In this way, if he is too loyal, he, a doctoral student, will work under the leadership of a junior high school student in the future. Therefore, if he uses differential geometry to solve a work problem, and his junior high school boss denies it and asks him to write an examination about not being aware of a good screw and not being loyal to his post, then he must not be depressed. On the contrary, if he can understand some of the rules of the game, he fills in the doctorate, maybe, on the first day of his work, he will give a lecture, from the perspective of management, one, two, three, four, ABCD, A, B, C, D, a lot, our employees, you must be loyal to the post, you must have the consciousness of doing a good screw. At this time, the junior high school student will listen to the audience with tears in his eyes, and the junior high school student will think like this, my knowledge has finally caught up! Our idea is the same as that of the doctor! ”

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Lu Dongbin and He Xiangu are working for the benefit of the Eight Immortals, but others may not be able to understand it! The other six immortals are brainstorming in another corner.

Lan Caihe looked sincere: "Hey! Dear fairy friends, please advise, this bachelor's degree is a master's degree, a master's degree is a doctorate, a doctor's degree is a postdoctoral fellow, what about the postdoctoral fellow? Is there anything else? ”

Zhang Guolao was not shocked: "Xiaolan, if you are brave enough, then, after the doctorate, you will be a warrior for another 2 years, and after a warrior, you will be a warrior for another 5 years, and you will be a martyr for 7 years after a warrior, and what about after a martyr?" It is estimated that the Education Examination Institute will launch Saint Seiya, which will be bronze after 2 years, silver for 5 years, and gold for 7 years. ”

Han Zhongli: "After graduation, if you want, if you want to study again, maybe you have a chance to get an Athena?" If a boy reads again, maybe he will have a chance to get a Bo Nana? It's just like that banana, yellow skin and white heart. ”

Uncle Cao Guo said: "I heard Lord Mumu say that education can reshape life and format life. For example, girls, junior college students are Xiaolongnu, undergraduate students are Zhao Min, graduate students are Huang Rong, doctoral students are Li Mochou, postdoctoral students are exterminators, master's and doctoral studies are even more terrifying, and they are undefeated in the East! And the boys, the junior college student is Wei Xiaobao, the undergraduate student is Duan Yu, the graduate student is Ding Dian, the doctoral student is Chen Jialuo, the postdoctoral student is Ouyang Feng, and the master's and doctoral students are combined? It's Yue Buqun."

Lan Caihe asked for advice: "Excuse me, fellow immortals, I heard that if you want to get a degree, the dissertation is not good!" ”

Zhang Guolao was very indifferent: "This dissertation, I want to read it." Bachelor's degree, master's degree, doctoral degree, the skills are different. For example, the essay titled 'How to make braised pork'. As an undergraduate student's bachelor's thesis, you just need to write that the meat is boiled in a pot, and you have to add water and something to cook it together. As a master's thesis, I need to write down how much meat to put in, how many other condiments should be put in, how to cook it, how long to cook it, how long to put it in, and what the consequences would be if I didn't do it this way. As for the doctoral dissertation of a doctoral student, first of all, it has to be a large and thick book, and when you turn to the table of contents page, you can see: Chapter 1, How to Raise Pigs; Chapter 2 ......

Han Xiangzi said leisurely: "Fellow immortals, this paper, last time, when I went to Heaven, I heard a saying in the beast world, and I asked you to teach it."

In other words, a rabbit was writing a doctoral dissertation, and he was caught by a fox.

The fox said, "I'm going to eat you for lunch!" “

The rabbit said, "Slow! You should at least wait a few more days! “

The fox said, "Oh? Is it? Why should I wait? “

The rabbit said, "Well, I'm finishing my doctoral dissertation. “

The fox said, "Ha, that's a stupid reason. What is the topic of your dissertation? “

Rabbit said, "I'm writing 'The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes.'" “

The fox said, "Are you crazy?" I should have eaten you right now! Everyone knows that foxes are always better than free children. “

"According to my research, not necessarily," the rabbit said. If you want, you can come to my cave and read it yourself. If you can't be convinced, you can eat me for lunch. ”

The fox said, "You're really crazy! “

The fox was curious, and he didn't lose anything by reading the paper, so he went in with the rabbit, and the fox never came out.

A few days later. A wolf catches the rabbit and prepares to eat her.

The rabbit shouted, "Slow! You can't eat me yet. “

"Why? My fluffy appetizers. “

"My dissertation, 'The Superiority of Rabbits over Wolves,' is almost complete."

The wolf laughed so hard that he let go of his claws that grabbed the rabbit.

"Maybe I shouldn't have eaten you. You really have something sick in your brain, and you may have some kind of infectious disease. ”

"You can read it yourself. If you don't agree with my conclusions, you can eat me. ”

So the wolf went into the hole with the hare and never came out again.

Bunny finally finishes her thesis and comes out to celebrate in the lettuce bushes.

A few other rabbits came up to her and asked, "What's the matter?" You look happy. “

"yes, I just finished my thesis."

"Congratulations! What is the theme? “

"The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves."

"Really? That doesn't sound right. “

"Oh! Come in and read it yourself. “

So they went into the cave together.

When they entered, the rabbits saw a typical graduate student's nest, a mess. After the completion of the dissertation, the pen and ink for the compilation of the controversial paper were placed in a corner, next to a pile of fox bones and a pile of wolf bones, and in the main seat, there was a huge lion licking his lips.

The rabbit told the bunch, "Can you always understand now?" The title of the paper does not matter. What matters is, who are your instructors!! ……”