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None of the two female establishments could convince anyone, and in the end, they were barely reunified, feeling that Su Shi and Wang Mumu were one bear's paw and the other was a fish. Pen, fun, and pavilion are all favorites www.biquge.info, but they can't have both. From the hearts and minds, both of them are more inclined to believe that Su Shi has brilliance, but also small flaws, which are harmless. From a realistic point of view, for the country and the people, Wang Mumu's speech is closer to life and more realistic. As women with this kind of family background, they prefer Su Shi; As women in power, they did not dare to dismiss Wang Mumu. The ideal is so moisturized, but the reality is so contradictory, what should I do? The two female establishments muttered all night and came up with one word: drag! I don't take a stand, I'm vague, I'm blind, I'm hanging high, let's get through the time together, how about it?

Secondly, for the marriage of Xiao Xian'er, the county lord of Liao, the Empress Dowager Gao and the Empress Dowager Xiang, they were not speechless, but helpless. Come to think of it, the two of us are about to become a pi strip. Think about it, knowing that the marriage of the Liao people is fake, and the treasure that they want to get is true, the marriage is just a channel, Xiao Xian'er is their pipe, and they can't push it, so drink to quench their thirst, and throw the problem to Wang Mumu. As for Wang Mumu, he didn't want to accept the 2,000 guards and others from Liao, in fact, it was very good to send them back to Liao, but the Liao people didn't stop, saying, Wang Mumu didn't accept it, he couldn't go, and he could stay in Hangzhou!

Liao people didn't insist on going to Liuqiu, it's intellectual, you think, among the 2,000 guards, someone once wanted to kidnap eight graduate students from Harvard, and had a big fight with these eight overseas beauties, and was also beaten by the other party with a nose nail and cut off an ear and an egg. Therefore, it is normal for the Liao guards to give up and go to the begging.

However, from the perspective of the Liao State, spending so much money and sending 2,000 guards was not all for Xiao Xian'er's safety, their Liao Emperor didn't know that his subordinates had had one ear and balls cut off, and he didn't know about the recent nose nail incident, so he insisted on leaving some guards to carry out the task of lurking and infiltrating as a spy and spy, but now Wang Mumu cut it all the way, and this wishful thinking has failed. What to do? Retreating to the second, the Liao people proposed to let the 2,000 guards stay in Hangzhou, which is reasonable, isn't there a institute of science and technology in Hangzhou? Isn't this Wang Mumu's industry? Isn't this the hometown of Harvard University? Moreover, if we stay in Hangzhou, can't we also gain something?

However, for this request of the Liao people, the two female authorities in the hall now dare not nod. The two of them were thinking, if you go to Liuqiu, anyway, it is far away on the island, and there is Wang Mumu staring at it, we can rest assured. But if you stay in Hangzhou, the hinterland of the Great Song Dynasty, how can this be reassuring? After all, in our hearts, we treat you as our number one enemy!

After the negation of the two queen mothers, the Liao people came up with a new trick, saying, our soldiers of the Liao State stay in your important town in the south of the Yangtze River, you are not at ease, it is understandable, then, we will withdraw 1,800 guards, let them leave on the same day, and return to the Liao State. And we say 1,800 people, not 2,000 people, because after staying in Hangzhou for a while, 200 of them admired the culture and civilization of your Great Song Dynasty, and also admired the exquisite Buddhism of the monks and nuns in some temples in Hangzhou, so they decided to become monks in Hangzhou! For this reason, I implore the Empress Dowager Gao and the Empress Dowager to call Su Shisu the 100 degrees for our Liao people to become monks, and then I implore the Empress Dowager Gao and the Empress Dowager to allocate an additional 100 degrees, so that our 200 guards can be the true monks of the Great Song Dynasty all their lives.

Of course, the two female leaders knew that this was a Liao person who wanted to stay in Hangzhou in a different way, and wanted to refuse, but they didn't agree, and after thinking about it, 200 people, shouldn't it be a big problem? It's a big deal, after a while, let Wang Mumu get these Liao people to go to Putuo Mountain to be monks, isn't it? Therefore, there is the fact that Su Shi, who recorded the historical record, dredged the West Lake in Hangzhou and made 100 degrees and the second 100 degrees that were added later.

The affairs of the Liao people are basically no problem, and it is reported that Wang Mumu has brought dozens of Liao people such as Xiao Xian'er and Xiao Xiamo on board. But the troubles weren't over. Now, as soon as they have eased up with the Western Xia, the Western Xia people have proposed that they also know the richness of Liuqiu and the strength of Harvard, and they also know that there are gods and Bodhisattvas in Liuqiu, and they also know that there are princesses and princesses in the Wa Kingdom, Goryeo, Jiaozhi, and Liao, and the county lords have gone to Liuqiu to marry and marry the King of Jinghai, and they also have beautiful princesses with outstanding talents in Western Xia. They also wanted to send a begging, and they asked the Song court to give the princess of Western Xia to marry Wang Mumu. I didn't agree, these Xixia people, mercenary, drill when there is a vacancy, see that there are good things in Liuqiu, and also want to come to fight the autumn wind. In the same situation, Tubo and Dali also sent envoys to Bianjing and made the same request.

Xiang Empress Dowager sighed: "My family is hard! ”

Empress Dowager Gao sighed: "The two of us are listening to the government, and we can be regarded as having Chinese characteristics, counting the most popular characters, which one is better than Wang Mumu who will attract bees and butterflies?" ”

Empress Dowager Gao asked Empress Dowager Xiang: "What should I do?" ”

Xiang said to the Queen Mother: "Queen Mother, in fact, people are all going to Wang Mumu, they are all going to Harvard's magic, they are all going to the good things that they are begging, their minds I know, they are in the seven days of the wedding of Liuqiu, they have seen the god-like Harvard teachers and students, and they are all worried, especially in the countries bordering the Great Song Dynasty, worried that the Great Song Dynasty will let Wang Mumu attack themselves." Many of them are now trying their best to get information about Liuqiu, and they are envious, jealous, hateful, awe-struck, and frightened for Liuqiu, Harvard, and Wang Mumu. So, since they are all going for Wang Mumu, let's kick this ball to Wang Mumu, be a setter, and transfer people and headaches to him together! ”

Empress Dowager Gao: "Yes, it's okay to do this, but, Xiang girl, we have to strictly order Wang Mumu at the same time not to do anything that benefits others and harms himself, and we must emphasize that this 'self' is the Great Song Dynasty including Liuqiu, not just you Wang Mumu, just you Harvard, just you Liuqiu!" Alas! Xiang girl, there is a kind of person who really doesn't know what to think, is honest and shameless, and is mercenary. You see, the Western Xia, with our Song, has been fighting and making peace. When they have the upper hand, they strike us, and when they have the upper hand, they come to courteous and curry favor with us. According to the calendar of Mumu, in 1038 AD, Zhao Yuanhao was called the emperor and called the Western Xia, and after years of painstaking preparations, their Xia ambitions finally broke out. At the beginning of 1040, the Western Xia disturbed the Song border, defeated the Song army and plundered back; Since then, the Song Dynasty has been frequently disturbed every year, and after each invasion, it has been burned, killed, looted, and returned. In 1044, Song and Xia negotiated peace, and Western Xia was called a minister, but Song gave 200,000 yuan of silver every year, and after that, Western Xia was peaceful for many years. In 1066, the Western Xia attacked the Song Dynasty and was defeated. In 1067, the Western Xia envoys offered objects to apologize. In 1070, Western Xia disturbed the Song border again. In 1079, the Western Xia disturbed the Song, and the Song was defeated; After that, the Western Xia invaded for many years. Until 1083, the Song army won, but the following year the Western Xia did not change its inferiority and attacked the Song again. In 1087 and 1088, Western Xia disturbed the Song Dynasty again. Last year, 1089, the Western Xia Gong Yu Song. Western Xia, always harassing constantly, fighting and plundering, robbing and leaving, bowing down if losing, and harassing again next year, there is no credibility at all. Now, they know about Liuqiu's strength and wealth from Liao and other places, and their eyes are red. It's just that Liuqiu doesn't have a boundary with them, and he is thousands of miles away. Helplessly, they also learned from Liao, and they were about to get married, they said that they had an amazingly talented big-eyed princess named Li Xiaolu. I know that this princess was originally a drag oil bottle, she was the illegitimate daughter of the new Princess Yeli of Xixia before marriage, and she had taken her mother's surname and called Yeli Bailu, and then followed her mother to the king, so she changed her name and surname to Li Xiaolu. They praised this Li Xiaolu a lot, and they passed on the meaning that they wanted to use Li Xiaolu to marry through the Honglu Pavilion, and they also wanted me to marry Wang Mumu! I didn't agree, huh! These Xixia people, mercenary, drill when there is a loophole, see that there are good things in Liuqiu, and they also want to come to fight the autumn breeze. I said, think about it, in fact, I don't agree, I drag them to death! Kill them with hunger! ”

Empress Dowager Gao sighed: "Alas! Xiang girl, in addition to Western Xia, in the same situation, Tubo and Dali also sent envoys to Bianjing, and also made the same request. Xiang girl, you say, is my Mumu son-in-law tired? ”

Xiang Empress Dowager sighed: "My brother-in-law Mumu is hard enough!" Alas, the queen mother, the two of us are listening to the government, which can be regarded as having Chinese characteristics. But, counting the most popular characters, which one is better than Wang Mumu who can attract bees and butterflies? ”

Empress Dowager Gao sighed and said: "Xiang girl, let me tell you one more thing, there are really a lot of people who want to marry Wang Mumu, I will say another one, you must not think of it." Now, didn't the Liao Kingdom send a county lord? There are many tribes under this Liao State, and the relationship between those tribes and the Liao State is similar to that of a second-level regime like ours. Among them, there is a national tribe called Jurchen, also known as Ligustrum and Nuzhi, it originated from Su Shen more than 2,000 years ago, called Rulou in the Han to Jin periods, called Beji in the Northern and Southern Dynasties, and called Heishui in the Sui to Tang dynasties, now called "Jurchen". This Jurchen is now a vassal to the Khitan. They give birth to Jurchen and Shu Jurchen. The Shengjurchen are divided into dozens of tribes, among which the Wanyan Department is the larger. The Wanyan tribe settled in Hushui (present-day Ashhe, southeast of Harbin City, Heilongjiang Province), and the current leader was called Wanyan Libo (1039-1092 AD), the second son of Wanyan Wugunai. Hehe, this Wanyan impeachment bowl has nothing to do with our Great Song Dynasty Feng Ma Niu, and he even remembered to marry our Mu Mu. The girl they sent was the granddaughter of Wanyan Impeachment's wife, Wanyan Taoping, the daughter of Wanyan Wuyashu, such a person can be regarded as a county lord. They found the Privy Council Chambers in Bianjing and the Honglu Temple. What they mean is that your Song State is a feudal state of one country, two systems, and our Jurchens are in the Liao State, and they also have the nature of fetter. Therefore, the Jurchens of our Liao State are equal to the status of your Song Kingdom. Now, we Jurchens want to marry Liuqiu, and we sent the clan flower, a smart and beautiful, civil and military county lord Wanyan Taoping to Liuqiu for marriage, and now ask the empress dowager of the Song State to give Wang Mumu a marriage. This, I think, is outrageous. I heard that the current birth of the Nuzhen is still like a barbarian, how can I find such a barbarian for Qianyu to rob Wang Mumu with him! Alas! What's even more bizarre you must not have guessed that this Jurchen county lord who wants to come to us to marry, do you know? She's only five years old! Just a toddler! These Jurchens can also handle it! Let a five-year-old child get married? Laughing to death, I just want to get married, can't I wait a few more years? This thing is outrageous, I didn't say I agreed, I didn't refuse, I said, let's talk about it in a few years! The Jurchens said that they didn't know where Liuqiu was, and they would send the little girl Wanyan Taoping to Putuo Mountain, where she would first familiarize herself with the customs of Jiangnan and edify the culture of the Song Kingdom. Alas, really, this Wang Mumu, why is it so in demand? Even this unheard of Jurchen county lord came to join in the fun, you say, Xiang girl, is it funny? Annoyance or not?

Alas! These things, I think, we have to talk to Wang Mumu, and we have to make it clear to Qianyu, even if we are like Liao people, we accept them, and we have the right to ask Mumu and Qianyu to help, and we must make it clear that we have no intention of interfering in their husband and wife life. Alas, I don't know yet, will my hard-working shallow Yu blame me for being the queen mother who pulls pi strips? ”

Xiang Empress Dowager: "Queen Mother, you are right, historically, the back garden is easy to catch fire, and the fortress is easy to break through from the inside." Why don't I take a trip? I'm going to beg to talk to the eldest princess and Mu Mu? Listen to their opinions as well and see what tricks they have? At the same time, as the imperial court, to care about the county lord of Liao? ”

Empress Dowager Gao: "Hehe, Xiang girl, don't you just want to take the opportunity to cross the sea to see Lu Dongbin?" Okay, this, I agreed, both public and private, you hurry up to Hangzhou, take a boat with Mu Mu to beg for it, and by the way, thank Mu Mu for this year's tribute, and quietly order, don't forget, next year will be the same as this year......"