Zhu Ziming covered his head and groaned in pain: "Mother-in-law, is this how you treat the wounded?" ”

Bah! The purple-clothed mother-in-law snorted and said, "You should be beaten, there are too many flowers and intestines for you!" ”

Uh, Zhu Ziming was stunned for a moment, and said with a sneer: "We are such a big man, can we not plan for the future?" ”

It's also, this kid doesn't know why, the peach blossoms are surprisingly lucky, there are a lot of beautiful ladies around him, and one is more beautiful than the other, and what makes all men envious is that he still follows him with all his heart, if he doesn't have a crooked brain, is he a big man, the mother-in-law in purple is really embarrassed for him when she thinks of this.

"Mother-in-law, what are you laughing at," Zhu Ziming said with a dark face when he saw the old woman hiding on the side.

The purple-clothed mother-in-law immediately restrained her gloating smile, and said solemnly: "Do you really want to reach the fifth realm as soon as possible?" ”

Isn't this nonsense? We've been doing it for more than 20 years, and there are still a few beautiful wives, do you think you don't have to rush! Zhu Ziming was indignant in his heart, but after thinking about it, his eyes suddenly lit up and said, "Mother-in-law, do you have a way?" ”

Crossing the third weight, Zhu Ziming didn't use the crooked way anymore, but a serious way to improve his internal strength, but it took two or three months of effort, and now if it weren't for the help of the old woman, I don't know when I would have to wait, and every time I improve the strength of a heavy, the cultivation in the back is more and more difficult, and the fifth layer doesn't know if it will have to wait until the Year of the Ox and the month of the horse.

"There is a way," the purple-clothed mother-in-law finished speaking, and looked at him again, secretly thinking in her heart, she didn't have much contact with this kid, that was to pass on his childlike skills, and he just felt that he was fated, and now he has practiced to the fourth level in just half a year, which is really surprising, and his character?

Although he is thick-skinned and shameless, he is also a loving and righteous person, otherwise how could he fight for his life to save Miss Shen, the purple-clothed mother-in-law thought about it carefully, and Zhu Ziming couldn't figure out what she was thinking about and what she was considering.

"Boy, let me ask you something," the purple-clothed mother-in-law said.

This old woman must be testing herself, Zhu Ziming didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, this is related to her own "happiness", she has to speak leisurely, nodded and said, "Mother-in-law, please speak." ”

"If your wife and your wife fall into the water, which one will you save?" The purple-clothed mother-in-law suddenly said in surprise.

Poof! Zhu Ziming was dumbfounded, he didn't sit down for a while, and fell on the bed with a pop, this old woman is too capable of, I suspect that she is also crossing, how did she come up with such a problem, nonsense!

On the one hand, he is the old lady who gave birth to himself and raised himself, and on the other hand, he is the wife who loves each other, such a question can really be regarded as a problem for the ages, and Zhu Ziming was also asked in his "previous life", but he didn't have a girlfriend at the time, so his answer was: "Of course, save the old lady first, and if the wife is gone, you can find another one, but there is only one old lady." ”

But the current situation is different, Zhu Ziming didn't dare to answer categorically, because if the answer did not satisfy the old woman, his dream of advancing to the fifth level would be in vain.

"Mother-in-law, how did you come up with this question?" Zhu Ziming was still puzzled in his heart, such a cheating father, such a realistic "problem", can an old-fashioned old woman come up with it?

The purple-clothed mother-in-law pursed her lips and said, "I didn't hear you talk about it yet. ”

"I said it!" Zhu Ziming suddenly straightened his eyes, and suddenly thought that when he was in the academy, he gave Yan Shizi a problem, and Yan Shizi was stupid, and this problem was this problem that made people want to commit suicide, it seemed that the purple-clothed mother-in-law was eavesdropping on the side.

The purple-clothed mother-in-law grinned: "Today, I will test you with your questions." ”

Zhu Ziming slapped himself on the head, and at this moment, he can't wait to slap himself in the mouth, making you cheap, and now he hurts himself!

"Mother-in-law, don't bring this," Zhu Ziming said with a sad face, facing this eternal problem for men, Zhu Ziming also wanted to cry.

The purple-clothed mother-in-law smiled and said: "If you answer to my satisfaction, I will be able to make your cultivation reach the fifth level today, if you answer me unsatisfied, my old woman will not care about your affairs." ”

The old woman's words were too tempting, Zhu Ziming swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, and immediately lowered his head and thought bitterly, saying Save the old lady, don't you want a wife? said that saving the wife is too unfilial

I said, it's really hard! Zhu Ziming's scalp was a little numb when he thought about it, but in fact, the most rare thing was that he couldn't guess what the old woman was thinking in her heart and what kind of answer she wanted.

Seeing that Zhu Ziming didn't react for a long time, the purple-clothed mother-in-law said: "It seems that this question is really rare, and it stumps you as a great talent, but this question is really interesting." ”

Interesting Zhu Ziming was filled with righteous indignation in his heart, you have the ability to become a man, let me ask you this question, see if you feel good!

Just when the purple-clothed mother-in-law thought that he couldn't answer, Zhu Ziming searched for an article in the memory of his "previous life", and his eyes lit up and said: "Filial piety said, filial piety comes first, and you know that you have to save your mother first with your ass, and the old lady has such a big grasp of shit and urine, is it easy?" The wife can remarry, but the old lady can't find it again, and the stepmother is looking for it again, and I heard that there are few good stepmothers! ”

"Poof!" Listening to the vivid and funny words, the purple-clothed mother-in-law burst out laughing, and couldn't help clapping her hands and said, "Well said, well said, continue!" ”

Go on, of course you have to go on, look at the old woman so happy, there is a play!

Zhu Ziming said again: "Selfish and conceited people say, I'd rather bear the world than the world, of course, including my wife and my wife, my wife and my mother, if you fall into the water, you will fall into the water, as long as I am still standing on the shore." Lady and wife, you ask for more blessings, gently I go as gently as I gently come and gently wave my hand. ”

Burst! The purple-clothed mother-in-law laughed again: "Funny, funny, haha"

"People who love money like life say, my wife and my mother fell into the water, in fact, it doesn't matter, I only love money, money is my wife, money is my mother, wife and mother, you fall into the water, can you return the gold hairpin and jade pendant on your body to me first."

"Oops, my old woman's stomach hurts from laughter," said the purple-clothed mother-in-law, holding her stomach.