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The time since then has been very difficult, at least Guo Shan has always been afraid that the door of the house will be pried open by a horse and then accused of 'cheating'. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info reputation ruined is secondary, and it would be too unjust to be beaten to death by someone.

Therefore, Guo Shan raised his head from time to time to peek at Yongjia's expression. This beautiful young woman, who has always been radiant, does not have the unruly confidence of the past at the moment, and is full of impatience and melancholy expression.

Guo Shan wiped his cold sweat, it seems that the relationship between the princess and the concubine is not very good. Then there was a sorrow for the colt, and at the same time a relief for him.

, I think he almost married a princess at the beginning. The lesson of the previous car and the teacher of the future car, thanks to his strength at the time, otherwise he would have to stay alone in the empty room like Princess Yongjia's husband today.

"What are you laughing at?"

Yongjia's angry question made Guo Shan immediately retract his smile, and immediately lied after straightening his body: "The foreign minister remembered a joke, so he laughed. ”

Yongjia's eyes narrowed, and he asked, "What joke?" Let's let Princess Ben hear it too. ”

Guo Shan was worried, seeing that Yongjia's expression was not good, Guo Shan immediately coughed dryly and said: "It is said that an ugly khan cured the princess's illness, and the emperor wants to marry the princess to this ugly khan." ”

Guo Shan suddenly felt that his eyes were as cold as knives about to blind his eyes, and he immediately said, "If the princess doesn't let me say it, I won't say it." ”

Where would Yongjia easily let go of Guo Shan? Snort: "Go on." ”

Guo Shan understands that Yongjia must be bored now, this is for his own amusement. He thought about it for a while, and opened his mouth lightly: "The emperor wants to marry the princess to the ugly khan and let the ugly khan be a concubine." It's just that the princess thinks the horse is too ugly and has no power, so she is not happy. But the king's fate was difficult, and the princess had no choice but to let the horse retreat. ”

Speaking of this, Guo Shan couldn't help but be happy, and said, "One day, the princess let the concubine come to her house. He pointed to an elephant and said to the horse, 'If you can get it to shake its head and then nod its head, and then run three more laps, I'll marry you.' ’”

Speaking of this, Guo Shan smiled smugly and asked Yongjia, "Princess, what do you think the horse should do?" ”

Yongjia thought about it for a long time very cooperatively, shook his head and said, "I'm afraid this matter can't be solved." ”

Guo Shan smiled and said, "The horse readily agreed, came to the elephant and asked, 'Do you know me?' The elephant shook his head; And he said, 'I heard you're awesome?' The elephant nodded. The horse took out his knife and stabbed the elephant in the buttocks, and the elephant ran around the yard three times with a wail. ”

Guo Shan said without a pause, and continued: "The princess saw that the concubine had done everything she had explained, so she repented of her previous words and said, 'If you can make the elephant nod his head, shake his head again, and run three laps in the yard of his own volition, then I will marry you.'" ’”

Guo Shan said: "The horse readily agreed, and walked up to the elephant again and asked, 'Do you know me this time?' The elephant nodded. The colt said, 'Are you still bullish?' The elephant shook his head. The colt said, 'Know what to do?' So the elephant ran around the yard three times. ”

Speaking of this, Guo Shan laughed: "So, the princess married the concubine." Ha ha~! Ahem! ”

Seeing that Yongjia's expression was not good, Guo Shan had no choice but to say: "Well, this joke is a bit cold." Why don't you change the joke to the minister..."

Yongjia's face changed when he heard this, and he shouted at Guo Shan, "Shut up." Then he waved his hand impatiently: "You go back first, as for the matter of the flower butterfly mother and child, I will do it for you." ”

Guo Shanru was amnestied, and immediately put down the teacup and got up to salute and said: "Then the minister will thank the princess, and the minister will go home first to listen to the princess's good news." In the future, the princess will only need Guo Shan's service if she needs it. ”

Guo Shan saw that Yongjia didn't have the heart to talk to him, so he hurriedly walked out of the door.

Outside the guest hall, except for two guards standing at the door carrying lanterns to illuminate the corridor, the courtyard was indeed pitch black. Guo Shan got off the porch and was about to go out, when he heard a strong man scolding from afar: "A certain is a concubine, and he is the husband of the princess appointed by the emperor." She and I are husband and wife, and this princess's house has half of me. Why didn't you let me enter the guest hall after she said a word? ”

Then I heard the strong man's voice shouting loudly: "It is said that it is a guest, a guest of Laoshzi in the middle of the night." This sassy hoove, I'm afraid that I'm going to be upside down with people again. , you get out of the way of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu wants to see who this stinky girl is doing with what the hell. ”

saw a group of people rushing over on the corridor, and Guo Shan saw three or four attendants dragging and comforting a reckless man. The reckless man looked like a general, wearing unremoved armor, but his helmet was absent, revealing a stray head of hair. The bearded beard spread out in all directions, but the dark skin showed a hint of red. There was a lip print on his forehead, and I don't know which woman left it on him, and those confused eyes completely exposed the fact that he drank flower wine.

, this is the colt?

The four attendants were afraid that he would cause trouble, so they persuaded him. But because he was a colt after all, he was afraid of hurting him.

Being dragged and dragged by four subordinates, the horse general also seemed to be annoyed. With a flick of his arms, he showed great courage in the end. Four of his attendants were thrown away by him, and fell to the ground with their lanterns, and the candles were extinguished in three lanterns, but one of them was on fire.

Guo Shan's heart was pounding, secretly thinking that things might be going bad. Sure enough, the horse had already rushed to the front of the middle hall in three steps and two steps, and a pair of eyes stared directly at the guards guarding the door, and then glanced at Guo Shan, who was like a chick.

glanced at Guo Shan's court clothes twice and asked Guo Shan: "You are also here to visit?" ”

Guo Shan was dumbfounded, and nodded blankly.

"I'm going to sleep with the princess, come back next time." The horse master waved his hand to drive Guo Shan's fly away.

Guo Shan wiped his sweat, nodded again and again, and then turned around and left. As soon as he took three steps out, the colt behind him, which carried the smell of strong wine, stepped forward and grabbed his arm.

Guo Shan's heart sank, did he find out?

It's ridiculous that he is innocent with Yongjia, but he is a thief.

"Stop... You... Do you know who the princess is in the house with? The horse asked Guo Shan with wine, and without waiting for Guo Shan to answer, he immediately pointed at Guo Shan and scolded: "Adulterer, you adulterer." Lao Tzu's big ears shave to suck you to death..."

A furry palm opened, and the bear's paw that caught the wind was pulled down without mercy.

Guo Shan was almost stunned, and immediately rushed back. I couldn't help but say angrily: "What a gut, Ben..."

Before he finished speaking, Guo Shan's next sentence was forcefully withdrawn. That palm didn't hit solidly, and was dodged by Guo Shan.

Frightened, Guo Shan retreated again and again: "You are drunk, donkey, it is inconvenient for the official to talk to you today, the official went first, went first." ”

Guo Shan wanted to run, but was stopped by this horse. One big and one small, so lively. The guards on the left and right held the horses one after another, for fear that he would cause some scandal. Finally, Yongjia in the middle hall couldn't bear it anymore and opened the door and went out. He scolded: "Stop me." ”

The horse's body shook, and half of the wine was gone. You must know that Yongjia's identity is not low, and in the final analysis, he is the real royal family. In terms of status and status, he is naturally far inferior.

On weekdays, the Yongjia tigress generally gives him a shadow, otherwise he wouldn't have gone crazy with wine. At this moment, Yongjia appeared, and even the drunken colt didn't dare to touch Yongjia's brow.

"Look at the way you look, why don't you go down quickly?" Yongjia was furious.

The colt hesitated, and the guards on the left and right wanted to help him back to his room to sober up. But suddenly he seemed to think of something, and he immediately said, "I'm not leaving, I'm going to see the adulterer." ”

Yongjia blushed angrily and looked at the guards on the left and right. She pointed at the colt angrily, and then said to Guo Shanbu: "Xielulang is not leaving?" ”

Guo Shan wanted to leave a long time ago, but his sleeves were pulled by the horse. If he got Princess Yongjia this time, Guo Shan immediately pulled away and left. The colt over there saw that Guo Shan was going to run, although he didn't think that Guo Shan was an adulterer, but he felt that Guo Shan would not be a good thing to come to his wife in the middle of the night. Immediately furious: "Don't go, let me stop." ”

'Uhla'

The sound of the cloth shattering sounded, and Guo Shan's sleeves were immediately torn in two. A pile of things fell from the inner bag inside the long sleeve, a pile of silver cakes, and a handkerchief fell to the ground.

Take a closer look, ***, where is the veil. It's a woman's briefs... It is exclusively produced in the garment factory of Guofu. And several maids recognized at a glance that the briefs were made of the best material, with red belts and pink and yellow cloth pieces. Yongjia was dumbfounded, but the horse master was furious, picked up his briefs and pointed at Yongjia and asked angrily: "Is this yours?" All right... Okay guys. ”

With a 'wow', the colt spurted out a mouthful of blood.

The entire princess's mansion was immediately chaotic, but Guo Shan, who was standing in the courtyard, was completely dumbfounded. His mouth trembled, deliberately avoiding Yongjia's angry gaze. But if you want to avoid it, you can't avoid it, but you can't explain too much to Yongjia.

It's called grievance in my heart, it's embarrassing!

But with an idea, Guo Shan, who is quite anxious, can't let the charge of 'cheating' be implemented no matter what. He immediately shouted: "Nonsense, these pants are a gift from my good friend." ”

Glancing at the colt who fell to the ground and vomited blood, Guo Shan immediately explained: "The colt has drunk too much and has stomach bleeding, so I'd better find a Lang Zhong to take a look." He immediately snatched Yongjia's pants from the horse's hand, Guo Shanke would never dare to leave this evidence in the hands of the horse, otherwise the yellow mud would fall off the crotch of his pants at that time, and it would be not but.

thought that Yongjia changed clothes with Hua Butterfly that day, but he just didn't want Yongjia's pants to fall into the palace and be noticed, so he brought the pants out. Later, everything was busy, who would remember this little piece of cloth in the inner bag? Today, it is a coincidence that it has brought itself great trouble.

While secretly screaming bad luck in his heart, Guo Shan put Yongjia's underwear into his arms. Covering his half-torn sleeves, he waved casually: "It's inconvenient to go to the house today, so Guo Shan has to go back to the house first." When he is free, he will definitely visit, and the princess will forgive his sins, and the horse will forgive his sins. ”

caused a mess of trouble, and in the resentment of the guards and the angry eyes of the princess, Guo Shan had already fled.

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