Text Chapter 0673 Yellow Dog Drowning Case
A large bucket of paste was poured over, Wang Mumu stopped lingering with Hu Nan, sat up, and said to Hu Nan, I want to talk to you well.
Wang Mumu knew that in later generations, Xiao Rang and Jin Dajian were not found in any historical materials of the Song and Yuan dynasties, nor in the early Water Margin stories and literature such as "The Remains of Xuanhe of the Great Song Dynasty", "Praise of the Thirty-six People of Song Jiang" and the Yuan miscellaneous drama Water Margin. Therefore, the two characters of Xiao Rang and Jin Dajian are considered to belong to Shi Nai'an's creation in the novel "Water Margin". As for the Yuan miscellaneous song "Xiao Shulan Loves the Bodhisattva", there was a name for Xiao Rang, but Xiao Rang was not this Xiao Rang, and there was no connection in the plot, just like going to Liugong Island in Shandong Province five years ago to suppress bandits, Xiao Rang and Jin Dajian, who are about to appear now, are not Xiao Rang and Jin Dajian, the propaganda minister and cultural director of the local ruffian coalition army.
However, Wang Mumu is still worried, because there is a lot of overlap between Xiao Rang and Jin Dajian in Hu Nan's mouth and Xiao Rang and Jin Dajian in Shi Nai'an's mind. Wang Mumu is worried that these two are not recorded in the general historical books, whether it is because the roles of these two are too small. In folk literature, oral legends, the two of them have a play. As for what kind of drama the two of them have, it should be impossible to do what Shui Margin said, because Song Jiang was arrested in Jiangzhou, Wu used a plan to ask Dai Zong to invite the holy hand scholar Xiao Rang and the jade arm craftsman Jin Dajian to Liangshan to forge Cai Jing's documents to save Song Jiang. The two of them also went to Liangshan from then on, and were respectively responsible for the writing and the printing of the soldiers. However, judging from the nature of the incident, by analogy, will Xiao Rang and Jin Dajian in front of him be designed and used by others to take advantage of their expertise, thus embarking on a road against their will? Now it seems that Xiao Rang in Hangzhou is now his father-in-law, hehe, I would like him to be as Chen Chen said in "The Legend of the Water Margin", Xiao Rang later went to Siam and became a secretary and a scholar in Siam.
Also, there is another small problem, Wang Mumu is also a little awkward. That is, Hu Nan's mouth said that his father loved the Song Sijia Su Huang Mi Cai, she refers to Su Shi, Huang Tingjian, Mi Fu and Cai Jing. In his previous life, he had two opinions on the "Cai" of Su Huangmi Cai of the Song Dynasty, one said it was Cai Xiang, and the other said it was Cai Jing, each with its own reasons, and the majority of the top former. However, now it seems that because Cai Xiang was born in 1012 and died in 1067, Hu Nan's father can only chase Cai Jing if he wants to chase stars, because another ghost has been a ghost for 22 years.
Wang Mumu asked: "Hu Nan, what happened to your mother's family?" ”
Hu Nan replied: "Lord Wang." That's the case, in his reluctant falsification, my father always wrote some poems of Su Huang Mi Cai and the four people who were already circulating outside, and occasionally drew one or two strokes. My father insisted, and that was the end of his work. Don't tell me about the rest of the article, I don't want to hear it, and I don't know anything. In this way, the supply and demand sides will be in place, and they will be safe for a long time. Until the beginning of this year, about four months ago, in Jeju's hometown, a scalper came to the door and asked his father to copy a piece of gongwen in Chae Kyung's handwriting. My father read it, and the content of the text was written by Cai Jing to Su Shi, which means that there is a Bianjing person named XX, who is a real estate developer, and wants to do a big project by the West Lake in Hangzhou, and wants to receive some municipal projects in Hangzhou, which is the kind that the government pays for, please contact, and please take care of it. My father was frightened when he saw it, because my father had always had a little Jiujiu in his belly, and he was always ready to defend himself in case an official person came to accuse him of fraud, or even went to court. He was going to say that he admired the talents of Su Huang, Mi Cai, and those poems, which he never got tired of reading, so he recorded them for his own amusement. I have friends and friends, and I am not stingy, friendship, selfless dedication, that's all, this is not a crime, right? However, that day, the scalper's public wen was obviously the key to the dark box, and his father didn't dare to take it, so he refused on the grounds that he could only write poetry and didn't understand the public wen format. Now, that scalper is gone, my secret has been known, you say, what should I do? Is it to kill you? Or do you evaporate yourself? In this way, my father chose to evaporate himself and came to Hangzhou, which is the fundamental reason why my mother's family moved from Jeju to Hangzhou. Of course, my father was a bit self-righteous and clever, and he felt from that pseudo-public wen that the land and housing prices by the West Lake in Hangzhou were about to skyrocket, and he wanted to wait for others to carry the sedan chair.
Being smart is mistaken by being smart, in fact, if my father goes to a remote place, at least don't come to this place related to Su Huang Mi Cai and the others, maybe, he won't have any troubles recently. Not long after my father settled in Hangzhou, the scalper who had asked him to copy Gongwen came to the door again. When I saw my father, the first thing I said was, Xiao Xiucai, you can play, you have traveled all the way from Jeju to Hangzhou to pick up wallets? Then I, the person who gave you the red envelope, is now standing in front of you, what do you say? Did you know that there is an item in the financial expenditure called information labor fee?
My father was timid and wanted to use money to eliminate the disaster, so he ignored my mother's cracked teeth on the side, and suddenly took out a hundred copper coins, which were already most of my mother's savings. But that scalper is too little, and said, Xiao Xiucai, you have cut off someone's wealth of nearly one million yuan, and if you don't come up with hundreds of thousands of yuan, I will be embarrassed to speak for you. Oh, by the way, I have to make it clear to you, you have to carry it yourself, we are old business, old friends, many years of friendship, I will not ask you for half a copper plate, what kind of information labor fee, that's a joke with you. But the real estate agent I work for others is not so easy to talk to. If you refuse to help others make this business, how can you calculate the mental damage fee for others? Who will report the preliminary work expenses? Where is the catering fee for people's carriages and horses? All this, you are the culprit, you should be like a man, take on this responsibility, you will not sell the wife and concubine of the family to pay the debt, right? Of course, if you have this idea, I don't object, I still know some people, and your daughters are also very smart, and they are literate, and they know a little bit of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and the four adults of Suhuang, Mi Cai, should all laugh. Oh, that's right, I don't have anything valuable on my body, but just now, I just pulled a two-foot red head rope on the street, and those girls in your family, that Xi'er and Huan'er have already come to Kwai Shui, right? Put it on, put it on, two feet of red head rope, one foot for one person, make love with your parents for another night or two, pick an auspicious day of the zodiac, I will bring people, I will take Xi'er and Huan'er first, and I will collect the other few as soon as they come to Kwai Shui, and I will sell you a good price ......"
Wang Mumu: "Slow! Slow! Hu Nan, let me ask you, do you know what that scalper's surname is? What is it called? ”
Hu Nan: "Yes! In fact, the scalper originally had no surname and no name, he was just a street gangster with no father and no mother, and later joined the scalper party and did a fake business of calligraphy and painting, and felt that he was engaged in the cultural industry, so he begged my father to name him. My father said, since you are a scalper, that is, a person with the surname Huang, you should be surnamed Huang! As for the daimyo, I hope that you will understand benevolence, benevolence, and benevolence from generation to generation, so you will be called Huang Shiren......"
Wang Mumu: "Slow! Slow! Slow! Hu Nan, this person's name is Huang Shiren? ”
Hu Nan: "Yes! This person's name is Huang Shiren now! And this Huang Shiren is quite good at doing business, my father gave him the name in vain, he is good, his fox group dog party, there are many people who have no name and no surname, so he calls himself the boss, benevolent and moral, and accepts three brothers, named Huang Shiyi, Huang Shidao, Huang Shide, known as the Yellow Lake Yellow Four Tigers......"
Wang Mumu: "Slow! Slow! Slow! Hu Nan, let's talk about this first, do you remember the third episode of the long-form serialized "The Legend of Love in the Mediterranean" audio novel that you once told us? That time it was about the warm and calm love story of the uncles. Among them, there is a documentary story of the white boss and the white-haired girl Sino, a diva of the White Cat Corps, have you forgotten? The beautiful white-haired woman Snow once fell in love with the young farmer Watt Chun. Seeing this, the landlord Vasren was moved and forced his father to sell Snow. The father felt guilty and committed suicide by drinking brine on Chinese New Year's Eve. On the morning of the first day of the new year, Sinuo, who had just died of his father, was robbed into the Huang family with a red head rope, and was raped soon after. Watt Chun failed to rescue him and joined the army alone. With the help of his second aunt, Sino escaped from Vasren's house and hid in the mountains and jungles, and his child died young. Sino often goes to the grandmother's temple in the mountains to steal the fruit and incense, someone meets, and it is said that he met the white-haired fairy, etc., wait, have you forgotten? ”
Hu Nan: "I haven't forgotten! However, I'm talking about my mother's family now, why did you get involved with the white-haired girl in the Mediterranean? You're more divergent than I am! ”
Wang Mumu: "Excuse me, is the landlord in the Mediterranean called Huang Shiren?" ”
Hu Nan: "It's not called Huang Shiren!" It's called Vasren! ”
Wang Mumu: "That's not over?" Isn't Huang Shiren the Asian version of Vasren? Isn't that Vasren the European version of Huang Shiren? ”
Hu Nan: "How can it be the same?" He is a landlord, a rich man, rich, capricious, and robbing beautiful women. Huang Shiren here is a deflated three, he has no money, and he still wants to be sexually happy, so he wants to deceive people and sell the population. Can this be the same? ”
Wang Mumu: "Why can't today's Huang Shiren break out into tomorrow's Vasren?" ”
Hu Nan: "Then why won't today's Vasren become tomorrow's Huang Shiren?" ”
Wang Mumu: "Alas! Our old king is going to be killed by you! The CPU has to be upgraded again.,I'm sorry.,My configuration hyperlink.,Hu Nan,You,Let's go ahead! ”
Hu Nan: "Alas! I have to speak slowly, so as not to be in a hurry, you wear yellow crowns, marry the wrong man in the wrong sedan chair, and mess up the mandarin duck spectrum! ”
Wang Mumu: "Then, your two sisters were robbed by Huang Shiren?" ”
Hu Nan: "Not yet, because when that gangster Huang Shiren bullied and blackmailed my mother's family, although my father was not strong, my father was not stupid, and he seized an opportunity to scare that gangster Huang Shiren for several days and didn't dare to show his face!" ”
Wang Mumu: "Oh? Is it? So what tricks does your dad have? ”
Hu Nan: "That's right, my mother's family has a big yellow dog. The caretaker of the home usually locks the flat stone pier-shaped door on the left and right sides of the gate with iron chains, and it has been a long time, and the neighbors know each other. The morning after that gangster Huang Shiren let out cruel words at my mother's house, my dad woke up and felt a little deserted at home. Pushing the door out, I saw many people stretching out their heads to look at the West Lake. As I said earlier, my mother's house was bought by the West Lake, because I didn't have the money, so I bought the worst part of the West Lake. The West Lake there has become swampy, there is no lake water on the shore, it is all silt, and everyone says that it will become a wetland and paddy field in three to five years. As a result, the lake-view houses here will soon become a dumping ground for mosquitoes and flies, and then a resting place for farmers in the countryside. My dad was a gamble, so he took the deal when many people were selling at a low price.
Oh, lord, I'm driving a trolleybus again. I'll talk about it now, my dad saw what everyone was looking at, so he went to look around, and saw my mother's big yellow dog planted upside down in the mud in the lake. Although the dog's head was buried in the mud, the dog's body was very familiar, and the two hind legs that had obviously struggled for a while stretched out to the sky unwillingly, as if crying, do I have a grudge against you? Suffocate me Lao Huang in this swamp? The dog, pathetic, isn't it? Also, next to the dog's corpse, there was a wooden plaque, like a tombstone. There are a few lines written on it, which means: 'This dog has developed rabies, which is acutely contagious, and is seriously ill. Rabies can be common with orcs, and people can be infected, such as pharyngeal muscle spasms, difficulty breathing, excessive sweating and salivation, difficulty urinating and urinating, progressive paralysis, and so on. Now the Huang family man, a life of benevolence and righteousness, for the people to eliminate harm, drive out the sick dog in the West Lake, hereby tree card, to illustrate! ’
I know, this is called killing chickens and monkeys, this is Huang Shiren killing dogs to scare my mother's family. When my father saw this, he went to the county medical officer to report the case, saying, 'My dog has rabies, so I have been chaining it and I dare not be careless.' Last night, someone stuck it in the lake, which is not good! Because although many places in the West Lake have been silted up, on the whole, the water of the whole West Lake is still connected. So, wouldn't this person pollute the entire West Lake by doing so? As you know, since Lord Su came to Hangzhou, he said that he wanted to treat the lake for the drinking water of our Hangzhou people, I am a foreigner who just came to Hangzhou, I listened to Lord Su's words, I know, it turns out that all the people in Hangzhou rely on the West Lake! Then, isn't the bad guy who polluted the lake with a sick dog with severe rabies the public enemy of all of us in Hangzhou? ……’,”
Wang Mumu: "Yes, your father's turn is good!" Get off the donkey down the slope and give the opponent's game back. ”
Hu Nan: "Then, my father also pointed out to the government departments and the general public that the 'Huang family boy' on the wooden sign of 'Yi Shi Ren Yi' is Huang Shiren who came to his house yesterday to ask for our sick dog. My dad also said that he refused at that time, how can a sick dog flow to society? A law-abiding citizen, a responsible citizen, can't do that kind of thing. Therefore, yesterday, it was on the spot to put an end to this evil incident, which is likely to cause major hidden dangers to Hangzhou society. Who knows, that gangster would take advantage of the moonlight in the middle of the night to steal my sick dog, forcibly plant the West Lake, and endanger the people of Hangzhou, how can it be tolerated? Intolerable? As for what is written on the wooden plaque, 'drive sick dogs in the West Lake', it is even more true. Anyone with a little medical knowledge knows that rabies patients have a unique hydrophobia, so the disease is also known as hydrophobia. My dog has rabies, so he is not afraid of people, not afraid of mastiffs, but afraid of water! How can it jump into a puddle on its own? It must have been forced into the mud by a dog's head! What a sinister intention! Inferior character! Full of nonsense! Unforgivable sin! Not killing is not enough to make the people angry! ……”
Wang Mumu: "Hehe, it seems that your father is not simple, one day my hairy son-in-law comes to the door, you have to be careful." ”
Hu Nan: "That is, my dad is also a person who doesn't offend me, I don't offend anyone, if someone offends me, I can only offend people." ”
Wang Mumu: "So, what about later?" ”