A public appraisal of who is a shemale, a shemale reality show, a ladyboy competition, and a show really on the list competition, will start today, and the location is set on the square outside the south gate of Daxiangguo Temple, which is the place where people crowded to see the beautiful snakes killed alive three days ago. The square is separated from the gate of Daeshokokuji Temple by a street and an inland river with a wooden bridge over the river. According to the official opinion, with the river as the boundary, Hebei is the Daxiangguo Temple, Henan is the maritime and Hu merchants, and the arched wooden bridge on the river is the competition stage, and the notary area of the audience is mainly on the big wooden bridge road connecting the two ends of the bridge, and it is still too early to leave the field, but not to mention the street, it is the window sill balcony of the houses on both sides, and even the roof is full of people; The royal and high-level official observation missions are mainly on the gatehouse of the Baokang Gate, and the Empress Dowager Gao and the widows of the "Tai" generation are all looking forward to the telescope. At present, notices have been posted on the large wooden bridge, stipulating the principles, taboos, regulations, regulatory officials and precautions of the competition.

Now, at the top of the arched wooden bridge, there is a thirty-urn of high-caliber Imperial Tribute Sake, which is said to be a prize for today's victors. As a reward for subduing demons and subduing demons, there are also 1,000 taels of gold and 3,000 taels of silver. These were all just in place in the early hours of this morning. As for the tables and chairs in the middle of the bridge, they were already in place in the early morning of the day before yesterday, and a few wooden tables and chairs seemed to have become the representatives of the royal family, showing that the royal family attached great importance to this matter. In fact, the Empress Dowager Gao really wants to have an advertising effect, widely advertised, as we all know, everyone comes here, lively and lively, isn't it for me to gather popularity in the Great Song Dynasty? .

"Boom ——!" With a big gong, the shemale reality show opened.

Today, the chairman of the official representative who served as the referee was the mayor of Bianjing City, the capital of the Great Song Dynasty, namely Cai Jing, the governor of Kaifeng Prefecture. Empress Dowager Gao's arrangement for this candidate is still a little reasonable, this Cai Jing, now 39 years old, was once a lieutenant of Qiantang, a magistrate in Shuzhou, and a scholar in Zhongshu. Now that he knows Kaifeng Mansion, the imperial court has made arrangements, and next month, Cai Jing will know that he will become a German army, and he also knows it. Empress Dowager Gao felt that Cai Jing and his person, poetry, calligraphy and painting, article economy, official way, and warmth and affection, all had a set, and they were connected with both the old and new parties, so on the occasion of his official position, it was quite appropriate for him to serve as the chief referee of the ladyboy reality show.

According to convention, this ladyboy reality show was provoked by the royal family, and the royal family must have a "supervisor" supervisor, so the deputy referee of today's shemale reality show is a eunuch - Tong Guan. The current Tong Guan, 32 years old, has not yet become a "six thieves". He was Li Ding's deputy, Yongle was defeated, Li Ding was martyred, Tong Guan's status rose, and he was clever and obedient, and he was good at figuring out people's hearts. He is currently an enshrinement official, related to the economy, and he also knows some calligraphy and painting kits, so it is not difficult to understand that he is the deputy referee of the shemale reality show.

Today, the referees of the shemale reality show are Cai Jing and Tong Guan, but there is another person as the official representative, that is, Gao Yu, the secretary of today's shemale reality show. Now Gao Yu is 18 years old, and he is now Su Shi's Xiaoshi (that is, a role like a little secretary, said to be a scholar in "Water Margin"), he is well-behaved and good at copying. When he was 25 years old (that is, in the eighth year of Yuan You (1093)), he went through several setbacks before he came under Wang Xu. Today, he can occupy the field notes, notes, historical records, and secretaries of the ladyboy reality show as the secretary of the Secretariat, which is really the reason why the Empress Dowager Gao is essentially a Su fan.

Today, on both sides of the bridge, there are still a hundred forbidden troops on duty, who are both guards and 100 official observers, and they are all to write small reports after the end of work.

Today, the side of the ladyboy reality show is still the Buddha seal as the protagonist, and there are more than a dozen monks following him. These dozen wine and meat monks are the confidants of the Buddha, after all, most monks still keep in mind: Buddhism does not speak. And that day, when the beautiful snake was about to be killed alive, the audience from the south to the north did see the human-headed snake monster in the big box. And the monks who sat north and south, behind Bai Xiaoqing, knew that this was a trick and a deception. If it's for some reputation, for some money, that's fine, but your Buddha seal wants to put people to death because of this, and it's so cruel, it's really too much. For the sake of everyone being a monk of a temple, I didn't stab myself in the back to expose it, but I wanted to actively participate, and many people were really reluctant.

Today, on the side of the maritime businessmen and Hu businessmen of the ladyboy reality show, Wang Mumu is a little confused, you Empress Dowager Gao knows the truth, and she keeps calling us "maritime businessmen, Hu businessmen", what do you mean? Is it to protect us? Is it the Lord's wish? Or are you starting to distance yourself from us? Do you want to dilute the concepts of one country, two systems, sea states, and Jinghai King? Wang Mumu is not in a good mood, today's ladyboy reality show has taken a back seat, anyway, many preparations have been put in place, just like the styling has been done, just waiting for the curtain to be pulled. As for the contestants on their own side, since they have already set the tone that we are "maritime businessmen and Hu merchants", let's let the two big dolls Dani and Shanni get on it.

Little Helen's application was rejected, because you are not "foreign" enough, you are still yellow-skinned and black-eyed, as soon as the little golden cat appears, it is full of exotic and overseas accents, in view of the needs of the scene, little Helen, I'm sorry.

The request of the four shark flowers was also denied, because your Chinese is so flattering, and people can still "get tired of the plum and smell the flowers", and when it comes to the mouths of the four of you, the copy is very different, and it has become "Ni has cucumbers"; has become a "kissing baby from afar"; has become a "pumpkin for stomach lavage"; has become a "fan sister kissing him again". So, shark flowers, this is a battle of wit, not a fighting skill, and you have not learned half of the mathematics, physics and chemistry at Harvard, so it is not easy for you to control.

Little Channy is eager to fight, and little Dinie also wants to try the object she has participated in developing. Wang Mumu is not a joke out of today's matter, and the battle has shifted from the folk to the official, so, Hudong, you will lead the team, bring two golden cats to participate, fortunately, you Hudong is also a mixed-race, and your three daughters are indeed very representative of "maritime businessmen and Hu merchants".

"Boom! Boom ——! "The big gong has sounded three times, and the shemale match has officially begun.

On the side of Daxiangguo Temple, in the heart of the Buddha, today is to play sloppy, want to do some small tricks, deceive the public, confuse right and wrong, confuse facts, reverse black and white, and then force words to reason, get through this pass, mix this day, and pass this year first.

The Buddha seal was out of the column, and boarded the north end of the big wooden bridge from the north end of the big wooden bridge road, and everyone saw it, and the crowd was in an uproar, what is this? I think that back then, the Buddha seal attracted the attention of Song Shenzong because of his "long white face and burly appearance", he was handsome and tall, and he was a tall and beautiful man; Look at it now, it is "that" long red bean noodles, swollen and terrifying, like a drowned ghost scooped up, his whole body is swollen and bloated, and he is scared to death. Think about it three days ago, everyone had seen its fat but not greasy, fat and sexy gratifying appearance, why did it only take two or three days, and it became so alive?

Foyin knows that his current image is not pleasing to him, but Foyin's brain is quite good, and he wants to turn unfavorable factors into favorable factors. Buddha Yin spoke: "All the dignitaries, all the righteous men and gentlemen, all the fathers and villagers, all the good men and women, all the donors and disciples, this Master has been physically and mentally exhausted for the past two days, why?" Because this mage has been fighting with the White Snake Spirit and the Green Snake Spirit all the time in the past two days, after several bloody battles and life-and-death struggles, it is now coming to an end. Now, the three souls and six spirits of the two snake spirits have been taken by me in the two decrees, and they have been suppressed with a great talisman, and they will be burned in public, so that they will eliminate their corpses and no longer harm people, and my merit is also here. In addition, when this mage was fighting to the death with the two snake spirits, his skills were greatly consumed, and he was greatly attacked by the snake venom, so he fell into this tragic scene. This is another proof that if the snake demon is not removed, the world will be restless......"

Buddha Yin said as he took out two pieces of paper from his huge robe and shook them so that people could see that they were not tired. Both sheets of paper are A4 in size, and the paper is painted with a portrait of a beautiful snake spirit with a human head and a snake body. It's just that the beautiful snake on one piece of paper is a white snake body, and the beautiful snake on the other paper is a cyan snake body. He said that this is the epitome of the two snake spirits who have been ingested by his Buddha seal, and he is now going to be a hundred, and he will burn his body and destroy it. Saying that, the Buddha Yin let his subordinates carry a big Ding furnace, this big Ding furnace is known to many people, it is placed outside the Daxiong Treasure Hall for people to burn incense and candles. Now, the Buddha seal shook the two pieces of paper and two pieces of paper towards the referee and the audience again, and then, put it into the big ding furnace, a fire started, the paper burned out, but the Buddha seal did not move, still staring at the big ding furnace with full attention.

After a while, Buddha Yin took an iron skewer and picked out something from the prosperous fire of the Dading furnace, red, the red red line surrounded a pattern, a pattern of a human head and a snake body like the picture on the paper just now. Buddha Yin said that this is the essence core of the white snake essence, and her possession just now made me burn it in the Eight Treasures Great Ding Furnace, and this essence core is burned red, which means that her essence is also bleeding, and she is about to perish completely. As he spoke, the Buddha Yin burned the "essence" of the white snake in the fire for a while, and held it up for everyone to see. After repeating this nine times, he said that this "nine" was the most numerous, so at this point, he wanted to completely destroy the white snake spirit and make her show her original form. As he spoke, he tied the red white snake "essence core" in his hand with a long iron wire and threw it into the river water of the city under the big wooden bridge. When the red "essence core" was thrown into the water, a "squeak" sound, blisters and water vapor appeared on the surface of the river.

Then, Buddha Yin followed the gourd to draw a scoop and went through the program that had just been used on the white snake spirit. So, now, there are already two "essence cores" in the river in the city submerged in the water.

Now, the Buddha Yin pulled up the two "essence cores", and one in each hand, half high, said: "All the dignitaries, all the righteous men and gentlemen, all the fathers and villagers, all the good men and women, and all the donors and disciples, this Master has now completely destroyed the two snake spirits from both spiritual and material aspects. You see, what was red just now, but now white is the remains of the white snake spirit; And this one, which was red just now, and now it is cyan is the remains of the green snake spirit. They have been completely destroyed by me, and they can no longer harm the world......"

The little golden cat Shanni, who was waiting for the second scene, couldn't hold it back, her anger was bigger than Dani's, she was too scornful, you are such a little trick to fool people? I'm so sorry for the audience, don't you understand "Magic Star High"? You can't do "Starlight Demon Fan Sheng"? How can you be "Gold Medal Magic Troupe"? It's better to come to "Look at My Seventy-two Changes" and see how I am "The Great Demon Competition for All" and "Sunday I'm the Biggest"!

Little Channie, the golden cat, jumped out and said, "Slow! Hey, what do you call this ——,? Call you people? Do you have a human profile? The limbs are bloated, like an inflatable product; Call you a monk, you are full of nonsense, you are unscrupulous, how do you look like a monk? You say all day long that people are white snake spirits and green snake spirits, and I think you look like a black bear spirit. "The monk of Guanyin Monastery seeks a baby, and the monster of the Black Wind Mountain steals the robe", he is an "insatiable" guy. Okay, I'm not going to talk about how insatiable you are, I'm going to expose your nonsense first. Hehe, you just said that you have burned the 'essence core' of the two snake spirits, and the two snake essences have made you burn blood, etc., is that really the case? Hmph, that's nonsense! ”

Xiao Xiangni said, while going over to snatch the two "snake essences" in the hands of the Buddha seal, both hands held high, for the referees present and the people under the bridge to see clearly, casually thrown into the eight treasures of the big ding furnace just now, after a while, Xiao Xiangni with two iron skewers to grab the two "snake essence" to take out, show to everyone, and loudly reveal the Buddha seal: "Do you see clearly?" See! The two 'goblins' of the 'black bear spirits' are red again, does it mean that the souls of these two 'goblins' were not burned out just now, and now they continue to burn? No, actually, these two things, even if you burn, cool, burn and cool again, it will always be red. Actually, the 'black bear spirit' has been deceiving you just now, he drew a so-called white snake spirit and a green snake spirit on two pieces of paper, and then threw the paper into the furnace, and the fire burned the paper. And before the Eight Treasures Great Ding Furnace that was brought up was carried up, his subordinates used a white copper bar and a bronze bar to bend out two snake-headed snake figures. All kinds of metals, iron, copper, and so on, will turn red when they are burned at high temperatures. In fact, there is some scientific knowledge here, you know, any object that is not absolute zero emits electromagnetic waves, and the wavelength becomes shorter as the temperature increases, so at a certain temperature, the wavelength of electromagnetic waves released by the object is short enough to be observed by the naked eye, that is, it becomes visible light. In visible light, red light has the longest wavelength and violet light is the shortest, so as the temperature rises, the wavelength of electromagnetic waves changes from long to short, and the color changes from red to yellow and then to white and finally to blue. This is actually a process of energy gain and loss of an atom, when heated, the atom gains heat energy, rises to a higher energy level, the atom is most stable when it is in the ground state, and when it is at a higher energy level, it will spontaneously jump to a lower energy level, and when it transitions, it will release energy ...... in the form of photons. Hehe, I'm sorry, I shouldn't be very close to the people, so, so let's go, audience, do you have blacksmiths and coppersmiths? If there is, please answer me for this prize competition, who knows that iron and copper will turn red after a long time, please raise your hand! Oops! It's amazing, the quality of the people of the Great Song Dynasty is so high, most of the audience in the venue raised their hands, ouch, I can't count them. Or, in this way, we will do the opposite, and if you think that iron and copper will not turn red after burning for a long time, please raise your hand! Haha, I'm so excited, the people of the Great Song Dynasty are so smart, no one is raising their hands, okay! I remember that every guest who participated in this girl's interaction today had the opportunity to win a grand prize from the maritime company, and at least one participation award or commemorative award per person. Well, now, we have proved with one heart and one mind that iron and copper turn red after being burned for a long time, and after being hot and cold, they will turn red repeatedly. So, hehe, trouble the three national representatives, please record truthfully, we will consider the code fee of the three by the number of words. Feed! 'Black Bear Spirit'! Your lies have been shattered, your tricks have been exposed, you have now taken off from Awu, you stand aside, now, it's time to see us! ……”