Chapter 129: The Night Banquet of the Taiji Palace
Seeing that the eldest grandson's face was getting colder and colder, Li Ran was really a little scared; Just when Li Ran was secretly guessing what the situation was, the eldest grandson Wujian suddenly said angrily: "You are really a hooligan, you don't know how to take into account my feelings, do you know, the next morning, I guessed in my heart that the person who had sex with me last night was you, at that time, I really wanted a white silk to go like this, but in the end, I was still not willing to let the child in my belly survive."
Li Ran was taken aback when he heard this: "It's okay, it's okay, if you really die, I'm afraid I will have to go to the underworld to pick you up, and the underworld is not accessible to anyone."
The eldest grandson glanced at Li Ran and continued: "Originally, I thought that you would forget it if you had this time, but I didn't know that you would come every night in the future."
"Hehe, who called my innocent so charming, but you scared me just now, and now it's time for your husband to punish you."
After Li Ran finished speaking, he turned over and pressed the eldest grandson Wujian under him, and then entered the battle again.
When the two stopped again, it was already three or four o'clock in the afternoon; Seeing that the hour was not early, the eldest grandson Wujian planned to return to the palace, but she was so weak that she really couldn't stand up.
Li Ran smiled proudly: "Hehe, today I finally let you know how good I am, unlike every night I am afraid of your suspicion, and I am uncomfortable with restraint, and I don't have fun every time."
"Hooligans, how should I go back to the palace if you do this!"
"It's a little meaning", Li Ran hugged the eldest grandson Wujian and went to the bathroom, and after a simple freshening, he dressed the eldest grandson Wujian again.
At last. Li Ran circulated his spiritual power in the body of the eldest grandson.
Nourished by Li Ran's spiritual power, the eldest grandson's physical strength quickly recovered; The eldest grandson Wuji, who had recovered his strength, had a straight expression: "Lord Wang." The palace will return to the palace, don't send it to the prince."
The eldest grandson's voice fell. Li Ran's slap slapped on the buttocks of the eldest grandson Wujian: "In the future, when there is no one, you will call your husband."
"Yes, husband, the concubine knows."
"Well, let's go, I'll send you out of the house."
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In the next few days, the eldest grandson Wujian must arrive every day, and after arriving, he and Li Ran were ridiculous in the bedroom, and the happy days almost made the two addicted; Maybe it's because it's so easy to make people suspicious, maybe it's because the day of the tribute of all nations is coming. The eldest grandson Wujian gradually stopped staying in the Xiaoyao Palace, which made Li Ran unhappy for a while.
The result of Li Ran's unhappiness was that the eldest grandson Wujian got up late the next day, and if Li Ran hadn't restrained himself, the consequences would have been even more serious.
Finally, the day of the great court meeting came, and Li Shimin sat proudly on the dragon chair and accepted the worship of foreign envoys.
The eunuch beside Li Shimin chattered for a while, and then announced that he would hold a banquet in the Taiji Hall in the evening.
As the most well-known prince in the Tang Dynasty, Li Ran was naturally invited to the dinner; Li Ran, who didn't want to participate, couldn't resist the pleading of the eldest grandson, so Li Ran had no choice but to drive his mouse cart there.
Tai Chi Temple. The lights are everywhere, and the voices of people are boiling; All the people who should have come to Chang'an City have already arrived, except for Li Er and his wife and Li Ran, all the others who are worthy of the ranking have arrived. It's a rare feast that no one wants to miss.
At this moment, Li Ran walked up from the back hall of the Taiji Hall. Then sat in the position specially set for Li Ran, which was very noble. It is also very conspicuous.
Li Ran deliberately glanced at it, and the ministers of the Tang Dynasty were sitting on the left. Those envoys sat on the right, and there were really many envoys, densely packed, almost hundreds.
As soon as this Li Ran came out, Li Er and the eldest grandson Wujian also came out; The two of them sat on the throne and accepted the worship of everyone; Li Ran was naturally sitting there with the old god there, and he didn't even look at Li Shimin.
Li Shimin naturally didn't expect to salute himself, but he didn't care.
Li Shimin boasted to the envoys, and then praised the ministers before the banquet began.
After three rounds of drinking, there is always fun, but some people just like to feel it firsthand.
I saw a figure walk from the position to the middle, saluted Li Shimin, and then pointed to Li Ran and asked: "Your Majesty the Emperor, I don't know which prince this is, how can his status be so special, and he actually sits on top of His Royal Highness the Prince."
The people who heard this sentence were stunned, and they naturally heard the meaning of the man's words; Don't say that they are a group of old foxes, even Li Ran understood the meaning of his words: If the young master is really the prince, the crown prince Li Chengqian will definitely be disgusted by this, which will lead to a fight between the favored prince and the prince, but unfortunately the young master is Li Ran.
Li Ran asked with a smile: "I don't know which country's envoy Your Excellency is?" ”
"Your Royal Highness, the lower is Lu Dongzan, the envoy of Tibet", with a humble appearance, as if he didn't know what he said that he shouldn't have said.
'Lu Dongzan, Tubo', Li Ran smiled mysteriously: "I don't know if Lord Lu Dongzan has heard the legend about the King of Ease."
"I have heard of it under nature".
"What would you do if the master told you that the master was the prince of leisure?"
Lu Dongzan was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "We are all ordinary people, and now that we have this opportunity, it is naturally a means to ask the prince to perform a fairy."
"Yes, we naturally want to see the means of the gods", many envoys echoed; However, none of them noticed that none of the ministers on the side of the Tang Dynasty spoke again, but just looked at Lu Dongzan with pity.
Li Ran smiled slightly: "Since the envoys are so interested, then the immortal will perform."
After Li Ran finished speaking, he raised his right hand, and then a flame appeared on the palm of his right hand; Li Ran said lightly: "Usually, the master uses this flame to burn the fire, but today, the master wants to use this flame to burn people, and I don't know if it's fun, go."
As soon as the word 'go' fell, the flames broke away from Li Ran's palm and instantly appeared on Lu Dongzan's body; Lu Dongzan suddenly turned into a burning man, and before he could scream, he was burned all the way up, leaving nothing behind.
The terrifying scene directly stunned everyone present, and even Li Shimin was startled.
Li Ran looked at the other envoys and said with a smile: "I don't know if any of you still want to watch Ben Xian's performance, Ben Xian has many other means."
Li Ran's words woke everyone up, and then they saw that the messengers who were the first to shout for Li Ran's performance all knelt on the ground.
"Spare your life."
"The gods spare their lives."
"Please also ask the prince to spare his life."
However, Tubo was obviously unwilling to give up the matter, and one of them knelt in front of Li Shimin: "Your Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Lu Dongzan, as the envoy of Tubo, was burned to death by the prince of your country on the Taiji Palace, and asked His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty to give me an explanation for Tubo."
"Confess, what to explain, your Tubo envoy insulted my Tang Dynasty immortal in front of so many envoys in the Taiji Palace, burning him is already a favor to him, what more do you want to explain", Li Shimin looked at the deputy envoy of Tubo coldly, the previous Lu Dongzan's instigating words had aroused Li Shimin's dissatisfaction, but he didn't expect him to dare to ask the noble immortal to give him a performance in the Taiji Palace, this is not only slapping Li Ran's face, but also slapping him Li Shimin's face, slapping Datang's face.
"Your Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, the two countries are at war, and they are not yet killed, not to mention, we are here to pay tribute this time; If the Tang Emperor does not give an explanation to Tubo, he is afraid of causing a war between the two countries."
"Hmph, are you threatening me, fighting, do you have that qualification? If the Tibetans really have the guts to invade the territory of the Tang Dynasty, I don't mind letting the Tibetans taste the muskets and cannons."
After Li Shimin finished speaking domineeringly, he said to the rest of the envoys: Your country is too, if you want to taste the taste of muskets and cannons, I will let you get your wish.
"The subordinates dare not ......."
The power of muskets and cannons can be seen from the Turkic warfare, if it were not for this, they would not have sent an envoy to the Tang Dynasty; If they say a word today, they are afraid that the next moment, their country will perish.
Li Shimin laughed proudly, and Li Ran was disgusted when he saw it; As soon as he was disgusted, Li Ran became angry, and then walked up to the deputy envoy of Tubo: "What's the drop, I'm not convinced, the master will give you a chance to be unconvinced."
"Hmph, Tubo has the blessing of the gods, people outside Tubo will be dizzy when they go to my Tubo, you Tang can't help me Tubo, and this time I came to give you the face of Datang."
After the deputy envoy finished speaking, Li Shimin and the others frowned, they had all heard about this matter, and now they could only count on Li Ran.
"Hahahaha, no culture, it's terrible", Li Ran looked at the deputy envoy with disdain.
However, Li Ran's words also embarrassed those who frowned on this matter, and when Li Ran said this, didn't it mean that he was talking about them.
"What kind of god blessing, it's just altitude sickness, it's just a geographical phenomenon, you give the master a god blessing", Li Ran said a few words to the deputy envoy with disdain, and then turned his head to look at Li Shimin: "Li Er, as long as the army is sent to train in a higher place for a period of time, the soldiers can adapt, and then go to a higher place to train, after adaptation, everything is not a problem; But let those soldiers be careful, the higher the terrain, the thinner the air, the less people can breathe, so try to be careful; Is this location, the master thinks that Tuyuhun is a good place, it is a place for military training; The master has known that you have been hungry for electricity for a long time, and when you take Tubo to the master one day, the master will teach you."
Li Shimin's eyes lit up, he was indeed greedy for such things as electricity in the Immortal Palace for a long time, and now that Li Ran brought it up, Li Shimin was naturally happy: "Okay, it's decided, I will destroy Tubo as soon as possible."
When the deputy envoy of Tubo heard it, he immediately knew that it was over, if what the prince said just now was true, then Tubo would have to bear the musket cannons of the Tang Dynasty.
The envoys present also looked at the deputy envoy of Tubo with pity, and then they all began to do their best to slap Li Shimin, and Li Ran was so spit that he almost fell away, but Li Shimin was immersed in it. (To be continued......)