After listening to the hawker's words, everyone nodded in unison, it is true, poof, the stupid child who said this just now immediately farted and urinated, knelt on the ground and slapped his mouth vigorously, "Your Majesty, the minister lost his words for a while, and I hope Your Majesty will forgive me!" “

After saying that, he banged his head on the floor, and the hawker felt distressed, what if you smashed my tempered glass? Li Yuan was very happy, but he was very unhappy when he was beaten by this child, but fortunately, the hawker's explanation allowed him to remove the knots in his heart, but the child who kowtowed could not enjoy the treatment of the hawker!

Before Li Yuan could speak, Li Er shouted directly, "Come on, take this person down and hand it over to the Criminal Department for good interrogation!" "This is also the Tang Dynasty, these emperors are not bad, they are famous for their work, they will be tried first, and then punished according to the crime, you will directly push out the noon gate and behead the public!

A few Han generals came running from downstairs, dragging the unlucky child away, and quickly someone cleaned up the scene!

With the words and deeds of this unlucky child, no one will express any opinion on the time of the peddler to lead people to see the moon, originally the peddler still thought that someone would ask why there is no Guanghan Palace on the moon, and he can use how do you know that the moon you see is the legendary moon to prevaricate, now it's all clean!

After watching the moon, everyone had already forgotten the unpleasantness just now, and seeing that it was not early, Li Yuan drove everyone away, and the hawker just wanted to follow Lao Yuan and them to evacuate, but was caught by Li Yuan, "You kid can't go, you live in the palace today, you don't teach me this palace, how can I use it?" “

"Your Majesty, this is not good, or I will teach you again tomorrow during the day?"

"No, there are things to learn during the day, you quickly teach me what I need to use at night!"

"Alright then, Your Majesty, let's go?"

Li Er also evacuated first because of some things to prepare for the throne, and the hawker was forced to accompany the old Li Tou to play in the new house, seeing that there was no one, the old man excitedly pulled the vendor, "Come, little calf, now accompany me to try on new clothes!" ”

After speaking, without waiting for the hawker to react, he slipped into the bedroom downstairs, opened the closet, and Li Yuan began to look at all kinds of clothes again and couldn't put it down!

"Your Majesty, Poor Dao is a little too strong to drink, can I take a bath with you first?"

Lao Li thought about it, it seemed that he had a good feeling when he looked at the bathroom time just now, and dragged the vendor to take a bath again, the vendor put warm water in the bathtub, jumped in with a pair of small pants, and Li Yuan also followed closely behind and got dumplings!

After soaking for a while, the eunuch came in to wipe the backs of the two, and the vendor gave the old man a cigar and enjoyed the red wine, not to mention how pleasant, but then a eunuch took a bag of bath salts and asked the vendor how to use this thing, the good days of this goods are over!

Li Yuan had to let the peddler personally experiment on himself, throw away the cigar, put down the red wine, the peddler was panting and sweating profusely behind the old man Li, and the old man also moaned in a low voice from time to time. Yin, I don't know, I thought the two had a friendship beyond friendship and age!

After the old man waited for him to be comfortable and refreshed, the hawker took the old man to the front of the dressing mirror to try on clothes one by one, and the eunuchs and palace maids hurriedly helped the old man put on the clothes one by one.

Looking at the beard on the old man's chin, the peddler really couldn't guess where his young face was! The old man was jubilant enough, and asked the hawker to go downstairs to dance hotly, during which he also called a few concubines to come in and watch together, seeing this situation, the hawker quickly avoided it, no matter how good the relationship is, he can't watch the live version of the Tang Dynasty Chang Anre! Unless you want to enjoy the treatment of that stupid kid yesterday!

As soon as the morning dawned, the hawker was woken up by the eunuch arranged by the old man Li, and the old man pulled the hawker to eat breakfast casually, and stayed in front of the TV to continue to play yesterday's Chang'e running to the moon, and the hawker asked Li Yuan embarrassedly, "Your Majesty, don't you go to court today?" ”

The old man waved his hand, "What is the court, you don't know what my situation is now, what is the difference between going and not going?" Why don't you watch TV in the house? ”

Well, this old man has a very clear understanding of form, but is this a living example of a king who has not been in court since then? But there is still a question, why do these emperors and gods have a soft spot for television, is there a fantasy in people's subconscious, fantasizing that they are also called the protagonists of a story? Just like some people reading novels, they also hope that one day they can be like the protagonist of the story, pretending to be forced to slap their faces everywhere to raise a harem?

With such a question, the hawker observed the old Li Tou for a few days, but in fact, he was forced to stay by the old Li Tou, and the hawker half pushed and half from the old man, saying that this product also wants to enjoy the various comfortable configurations in the new house!

During the period, the old man was addicted to watching the hot dance, and directly called the concubine to prepare for the slotting dance, the hawker avoided it, and the old man dragged the hawker to forcibly send a few palace maids to him, and the hawker just wanted to accept it happily, and the image of Li Yue'er suddenly popped up in his mind, and he was scared at that time, but fortunately, he secretly went back to watch Mr. Cang's teaching video later, and then regained his confidence!

Left the hawker for three days, the old man released the goods, what made the hawker depressed was that during this period, whether it was Wang Lao Dao Chang or Lao Yuan, no one thought of saving himself, and when he came back, people had already done almost everything about Li Er's accession to the throne!

Seeing the hawker coming back, Lao Yuan hurriedly handed over a stack of paper to him, "Uncle Shi, this is some things that the old Taoist chief explained that he needs to buy, when is it convenient for you to hurry up and prepare, and if you have any good ideas, you can also add them yourself, time is running out, the old Taoist chief specially explained that you need to be fast!" ”

The angry hawkers want to pick and choose, and they don't take me as a dish at all, and they need time to remember, and they have become your buyers, and there is still no rebate!

Li Yue'er was very happy to see the hawker come back alone, she thought that Li Yuan had some special hobbies, the hawker chrysanthemum was not guaranteed, or Li Yuan must have given the hawker a lot of beauties as a reward, now when she saw that the hawker could come back, she was much more relieved!

When the vendor saw Li Yue'er, he opened his arms, "Beauty, give me a hug, I didn't dare to accept the beauty given by your majesty!" ”

Li Yue'er hugged this product shyly, and when the hawker was ready to enjoy it for a while, the pain on the surface of his feet told him that the idiom should be used until now!

After also breaking free from the hawker's bear, Li Yue'er also handed over a stack of paper to the hawker, "This is what we are missing, you should go back and make up for it quickly!" ”

Looking at the replenishment list handed over by Li Yue'er, the hawker hated Li Chunfeng to death, this kid knew that Li Yue'er must be the shopkeeper of the hawker in the future, so he transferred the business to Li Yue'er, saving this girl from torturing herself every day, and sure enough, this method worked, after Li Yue'er took charge of the financial power, he saw that he made money almost every day, and he didn't care about the hawker's body at all, and he couldn't wait for the hawker to buy every day either or on the way to buy!

The hawker is also helpless about this, who can let himself pass through, for the sake of his future wife, no matter how hard and tired he is! So the invincible bread shuttled back and forth to Datang Modern with the efficiency of two tanks of oil a day, looking at the tired dog hawker, everyone was smiling, including Lao Huang!