Sun Erniang couldn't help but be shocked when she heard the two people behind her mention Zhang Qing, she suddenly rushed to the side of the person who spoke, grabbed his hand, and asked excitedly, "The Zhang Qing you are talking about is about thirty years old, nicknamed Zhang Qing from the vegetable garden." ”

The man looked at Sun Erniang who was staring at him in a daze, although he had just secretly catted countless times, but he still had a feeling of amazement, and looked at Sun Erniang holding his tender white little hand, and he couldn't get back for a while, thinking that the beauty's hand was different, and he didn't know how much more beautiful than the ugly woman at home, and he replied after a while, "Aunt, girl, you and I can't kiss each other, why did you grab my hand just when we met, such an intimate action, my wife and I rarely have it." Although I am a little handsome, I will not be taken advantage of by you in broad daylight, which makes me feel embarrassed. ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned, and then they burst into laughter, feeling that this guy is very narcissistic, and when he is caught by a beauty, he doesn't know where he is, and he dares to say anything.

"Smack"

Sun Erniang didn't expect the other party to react like this, so she couldn't help but be angry, and slapped the person in the face, so loud and crisp sounds in the hotel, startling everyone. I didn't expect this woman's personality to be so irritable, she really couldn't be provoked, and fortunately she didn't provoke it before, otherwise it wouldn't have ended well.

"Tell my mother quickly, is the Zhang Qing you are talking about Zhang Qing in the vegetable garden?" After Sun Erniang slapped down, she urged again, looking extremely impatient, and shook the person's hand heavily and fell on the table fiercely.

"Whew"

The man suffered two heavy blows in a row, couldn't help but snort in pain, covered his face with one hand, and looked at Sun Erniang with grief and surprise, "Don't you like me?" So why take the initiative to hold my hand? Now you have beaten me again, and in front of everyone's eyes, my dignified seven-foot man has been bullied by one of your women, so that I will not be born in this heaven and earth. Holding back the tears rolling in his eyes, he was ashamed and angry and wanted to knock his head on the corner of the table.

Sun Erniang's actions made Sun Erniang stunned, thinking that there could be such a man in the world, who was more than a woman, and immediately wanted to slap him again.

Ring color and other watching from the side is also smiling, I don't want to meet such a strange man today, I want to find a short time when I am bullied by a woman, it is really a big forest and there are all kinds of birds, strange things every year, especially today.

Inevitably, the other party was really looking for a short-term view, so he hurriedly walked over and said kindly, "This brother, my lady has a more bold personality, and if she offends, she still looks at Haihan." As she spoke, she glanced at Sun Erniang and motioned for her to stay aside.

"Lady? You call her a lady? Could it be that she is already a married woman? As soon as the man heard the words of the precept, he was stunned again, and looked at the precept suspiciously, and saw that although the other party was tall, he was very thin, wearing a gray robe and covering the body, and he was holding a Zen staff in his hand.

"You're her man? Turned out to be a bald man? The man looked the ring up and down, left and right countless times, and then said, as if he was very unconvinced, crossed the ring color, and said to Sun Erniang, "Alas, you actually married a bald man, it is really a flower inserted in cow dung." With that, there was another sigh of mourning.

"Bang", a crisp sound, the hearts of the people around the people watching the excitement were all sighing, and they all thought that this group of strongmen really said that they would do it, without any warning in advance, and they acted no different from bandits.

Another slap on the face, this time it was changed to the side, but it was not Sun Erniang who beat it, but the dog left really couldn't listen to it, jumped over, and slapped him in the face, and the sound was even better than before.

Now both sides of the face are the same red, several red handprints are symmetrically distributed, and a face that was originally quite white is extremely beautiful in an instant.

When the companion on the opposite side saw this posture, he sat on the opposite side tremblingly, silent, for fear that he would suffer with him.

"You, you deceive people too much, I, Meng Kang, have suffered this shame and humiliation one after another today, it is difficult for me to continue to live in this life, don't be arrogant, after I die, I will not let you go, I will make you die well, except for that beauty, of course." Meng Kang covered his hot cheeks with both hands, his eyes were full of tears, but he didn't stay, and he didn't look at the ridiculed eyes of the people around him, he just stared at Jiese, etc., and his tone of voice was already choked.

Meng Kang? Jade Banner Pole Meng Kang? Grandma is a bear, it won't be so coincidental, so soon he was touched by a little monk and a Liangshan hero!

For the four famous books, it was from junior high school to read, the first thing I read was "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and then I read "Water Margin", I thought that back then, when I read these two books, it was a real waste of sleep and food, after reading a book, the name of one hundred and eight generals, nicknames, reciting like a stream, not that he has a good memory, but he is very interested in these, but he worked hard to memorize it, and he was still showing off everywhere in the class back then, but he found that these were not welcomed, In the end, I had to enjoy it alone.

Searching hard for his memories, he vaguely remembered that Meng Kang was white-skinned and good at making large and small ships as described in the book. It seems that he was bullied by officials and fought to kill him, and then fled to Liangshan.

Grandma is a bear, I didn't expect this jade banner rod to cross into the Three Kingdoms but became this bear-like, although it still looks white, but this character is indeed a bit of a mother.

"Slow, you said your name is Meng Kang? But Meng Kang, nicknamed 'Jade Banner Pole'? In order to confirm his speculation, Jiese had to stop Meng Kang's suicide.

"Who do you think you are? Do you tell me to be slow, and I am slow? Wouldn't I be very shameless? Wait, who are you and how do you know my nickname in the rivers and lakes? That Meng Kang once again stared at the ring color suspiciously up and down, but it looked more like the ring color and pretended to be pitiful, and he was disgusted for a long time.

Without waiting for the explanation of the precepts, Meng Kang seemed to understand, and suddenly said, "Oh, I understand, you must have heard of my name in the rivers and lakes, hehe, I didn't expect that it has only been a year, and my Meng Kang's reputation in the rivers and lakes has become so loud." Thinking of this, I suddenly conjured up a smiling face, mixed with tears in my eyes, which was really ridiculous.

Grandma's, is this person sick in the brain? How is he so fickle, the little monk still wants to persuade him not to commit suicide, he is good, he will be relieved so quickly, this is either a brain disease, or a generous person, otherwise he will not wait with me for endless trouble.

"Eh, Brother Meng, you said it's only been a year, what does that mean? Isn't it just over a year since you got this nickname? Meng Kang thought of committing suicide again, and quickly changed the topic.

It seemed that he was very happy because Jiese knew his nickname, and his perception of Jiese was much better, so he immediately covered his face and replied happily, "Don't hide this bald brother, my nickname is unusual, it was given by an immortal." ”

Hearing Meng Kang call himself bald brother, he couldn't help frowning, but he was still curious, "Oh? It turned out to be sent by an immortal, and the little monk wanted to hear it. ”

Seeing the curiosity on his face, Meng Kang was even more excited, "Hehe, it's also amazing, a year ago in July and a half, I was asleep, but I didn't want to suddenly break into a misty fairyland in my dream, the forest in the territory is thick, and the height can reach the sky, I walked and walked in the morning, and I don't know how long I walked, and came to a clearing, among which there were two white-haired old men sitting on both sides of a stone pier playing against each other. At about 100 years old, I was curious and went up to watch. Unexpectedly, the chess skills of those two old men were really profound, which benefited a lot. After a pause, he swallowed his saliva, and then said, "I don't know how long it took, the two old men finally finished a plate, as if they had finally discovered my existence, and asked me my name in amazement. ”

After everyone heard Meng Kang finish speaking, they were all stunned, their faces were full of astonishment, and they obtained this nickname for themselves, and in the name of dreaming, this person was really narcissistic.

Sun Erniang said even more disdainfully, "Hmph, you birdman, you are not honest in your words, you get it yourself, and you make up such reasons, you really laugh at people's teeth." ”

Just when everyone didn't believe it, only Jiese knew that what Meng Kang said was not a lie, just like what the gods said in his dream, it was really a blessing.