Chapter 20 Being struck by lightning is very much in line with the national conditions that have traveled through history
Cao Shou and Dou Yan killed three lamps, and then the jealous and envious Chen Xu, the iron buddy, also jumped up, thinking that Dou Yan was really not authentic, and he actually had such a superb poetic endowment, and he didn't communicate with himself first, and he should be punished, at least three lamps.
Before Dou Yan could spit out the wine, Xiao Jia, the Marquis of Wuling, who had just won a full house, also jumped out, this guy had already drunk too much. Xiao Jia, who has a red face and red ears and crooked eyes, still has the demeanor of the first marquis of the Han Dynasty, but as a senior singing and performance artist, his enthusiasm for music has not diminished at all, holding Dou Yan's hand, and he strongly believes that Dou Yan's new poem not only conforms to the musical concept of beauty with sadness since the Warring States Period, but also sings the longing and melancholy in the hearts of the gentlemen who often echo the passionate years and years of their ancestors.
In the end, the chattering Marquis of Wuling was given a lot of money, and it took a lot of effort to tear this guy off Dou Yan's body and throw it aside, and hand it over to the Cao Mansion family who had been waiting for a long time. Well, Dou Yan couldn't help but wipe the cold sweat with the placket of his clothes, almost afraid that his clothes would be torn up by this drunken maniac and used as souvenirs.
The guy with Chen Xu also jumped up, saying that Dou Yan had a masterpiece in private, and he should be punished with three wines, but looking at his envious and jealous expression, Dou Yan understood very well that this guy was completely jealous, and he clearly wanted to get himself drunk.
Although there is no high-grade wine in this era, the degree of these long-stored wines must be at least twenty or thirty degrees, and Dou Yan finally got rid of these gentlemen who came to pour wine, and when he returned to his case, Dou Yan's legs were already weak and his eyes were straight.
It was not easy to find the direction of his case, and struggled to get to the front of the case, but before he could sit down, two pairs appeared in front of him? Or four pairs, well, after Dou Yan's hard identification, it was determined that they should be four beautiful, big black and white eyes. Dou Zhi and Chen Ajiao didn't know when they had squatted in front of their eyes. Before Dou Yan could ask, Dou Zhi couldn't wait to ask. "Brother, why have I never heard what you sang today?"
"Yes, yes, the tune is very good, and the poem is very tasteful, but Brother Dou, you don't sing very well." Chen Ajiao also nodded her head vigorously, as if she wanted to use this to increase her explanatory power.
“…… Don't you feel like your last sentence is superfluous? Although he was dizzy from drinking, at least Dou Yan, who could still maintain his IQ, glared at this girl with a black line, and his good impression of this big-eyed Lori instantly fell to a negative value, beautiful is beautiful, but this mouth is too vicious.
"Brother, you haven't answered my question yet!" Dou Zhi was very dissatisfied with being ignored, and took Dou Yan's hand and said angrily.
"Well, this is what these people did in their spare time when they were recuperating in the house." Dou Yan thought about it, well, except for remembering that the first singer was Yang Hongji, as for the songwriter, he really couldn't remember it, so Dou Yan naturally and naturally put all the credit on himself.
"I didn't expect the brother of the Dou family to be so powerful." Chen Ajiao's beautiful big eyes were full of adoration and adoration, and her excitement and appreciation made her pink and tender little face radiate. Well, it's full of admiration and worship for different surnames.
And at this time, Chen Xuchong, who was already drunk and dazed, needed Cao Shou's support to crawl back to the front of the desk crookedly, grinned at Dou Yan and showed a weird smile. "Brother Xian, hey, hey, come, accompany my brother to ...... again" Before the words fell, Chen Xu suddenly shook his head, and smashed his head on the plate on the table with a heroic posture......
At this time, there was a deafening thunder outside the house, so that all the people involved in the banquet couldn't help but be stunned, and the red-white thunder and lightning tore the night sky, shuttling in the sky above Yanjing Chang'an City of the Han Dynasty, poking to the ground from time to time, and the lights in the flower hall were also crumbling.
Originally, everyone who wanted to continue to eat, drink and have fun here also got up to say goodbye, and Dou Yan naturally got up to say goodbye to Cao Shou, at this time, Li Gao, who passed by Dou Yan, sneered and said: "Brother Dou Xian, you have to be careful, you won't be thundered again, hahaha......"
"It's okay, anyway, thunder can't kill me, but Brother Li, you have to be more careful." Dou Yan replied without replying, causing a crowd of laughter to watch the lively laughter.
Seeing that he couldn't bargain for money, Li Gao snorted coldly, brushed his sleeves and went straight to the outside of the hall, but his pace slowed down a lot, and it seemed that this thing was also worried about a thunderbolt on his head.
In the fierce wind, I watched the carriage carrying Chen Xu like a dead fish and a big-eyed Lori with a look of pity for others moving away from in front of me. Dou Yan also lay in the carriage with the help of Dou Fu's subordinates, and at this moment, Dou Zhi suddenly shouted loudly: "Brother, look over there." Look! ”
Dou Yan stood up very weakly, looked at the past in the direction pointed by Dou Zhi's hand, and couldn't help but be stunned, in the distance, the afterglow of the thunder and lightning had not yet dissipated, and the red halo had already loomed, showing a trend of becoming more and more intense. "Isn't it?" Dou Yan's wine couldn't help but wake up most of the time, ancestors, shouldn't he be so crows? Could it be that someone really let the thunder split tonight? Looking at the light, it was clear that it should be a fire caused by thunder and lightning.
It seems that there are really a lot of thunderbolts at this time, no wonder most of the routines in the novel are thunderbolts, well, it is very in line with the historical and national conditions, Dou Yan thought before falling asleep on the shaking carriage.
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The carriage walked slowly, Dou Yan sat on the carriage with a regular manner, raising his eyes from time to time to sweep the wide street, and the father Dou Ying was sitting beside him, today, it was time for Dou Yan to go and thank the old Empress Dowager Dou who sent medicine to the hospital during his serious illness.
He carried a small sandalwood box in his arms, which was the gift he was going to give to Old Lady Dou, a magnifying glass of good quality.
"Yan'er, the one you handed over to your mother yesterday...... Abacus, what is the use? Dou Ying straightened his three strands of long beard, raised his eyes to look at Dou Yan beside him and asked with a smile.
"Father, that's a calculation tool, it's much easier to use than a calculator." Dou Yan scratched his scalp and smiled. "The child saw that the mother was working very hard to calculate the accounts, and the calculation was too troublesome, and these children were idle and bored, so they thought about how to make the mother less tired, so ......"
"You can have such thoughts, and it is very comforting to my father. Well, when the old man returned to the house last night, he saw that your mother used this thing to calculate, which seems to be much easier than that calculation, but Yan'er, why do you have to follow that algorithm formula? "Dou Ying's eyes are extremely bright." Yan'er, although the old man only has a cursory look, but the algorithm formula is so profound that even the father can't understand it for a while, and you can't create the formula used in the abacus in just a few days, right? ”
"Father is really wise and martial." Dou Yan rolled his eyelids, it seemed that his father was really not as easy to fool as his mother, but he was not without a means to deal with it. "In fact, where did the abacus and abacus formula come into the child's mind, the child really can't remember it, maybe it was in the past, and he had turned to the classics, right?" Dou Yan frowned and thought about it.
Dou Yingba blinked his eyes for a long time, he couldn't catch a trace of strangeness from Dou Yan's face, subconsciously rolled his eyes several times, and whispered to himself: "No, although the old man doesn't dare to read all the books in the house, but there are still five or six out of ten, why haven't I seen such a record on any bamboo slip?" ”
"Father, the child has grown up with you, this kind of thing, how dare the child talk nonsense, although the child can't remember which bamboo slip it looked from, but the child really doesn't have the ability to give the whole abacus and abacus formula out of thin air, right?" Dou Yan maintained a sincere face. Well, as the so-called confession is lenient, and the bottom of the prison sits through. Besides, this kind of thing of time and space travel is only crooked in online novels in later generations, and ordinary people who dare to jump out and say that they are traversers, the light ones are despised, and the heavy ones are directly pulled to the psychiatric hospital for observation and treatment.
There is no mental hospital in this era, but the feudal superstition in this era is even more serious, who knows if he will soak himself, the demon who claims to be a traverser, in a pig cage or something, and he will not be suffocated to death?
“…… Also. After thinking about it for a long time, it seems that the father also feels that his son's IQ really can't reach that height, and he no longer pursues the matter. Dou Yan couldn't help but secretly breathe a sigh of relief, very glad that his father was an old and young man, and even more glad that his family was a scholarly family, after several generations of people collected one after another, the bamboo slips in the house were piled up in several rooms, and at least thousands of bamboo slips were stored in the study room that my father used to read. There are so many bamboo slips, it's really not easy to see the light.
And at this time, the carriage finally stopped in front of the Changle Palace, looking at the high palace gate, as well as the soldiers of the Han Dynasty wearing armor under the palace gate, Dou Yan couldn't help but feel a little agitated, well, he was finally going to see the most powerful female surname in the Han Empire now.
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ps: Today's first shift, there is also a more ha, today's cold is much better, although the throat is still sore, but at least the head is not dizzy, thanks to Sanqing Daozun.
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