Chapter 1 Damn! simply changed Lao Tzu's name to Dou E.

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At the turn of the night, a strange purple thunderbolt tore through the night sky where the wind was blowing vigorously and the torrential rain was falling on my head at the foot of the big tree.

"You're my father? Are you sure! Dou Yan stared expressionlessly at the middle-aged handsome man in front of him, who was wearing a sturdy body, dressed in ancient Hanfu, and with three long beards on his head, and had an urge to use the sole of his shoe to slap this girl's face.

Although you are very handsome, the middle-aged in ancient costume next to you and the girl in ancient costume who is biting her lip are also very beautiful, compared to TV stars, but the problem is that my father and mother went to fight the landlord with Lord Yama a few years ago, and if you want to pretend, you have to wear makeup, have a little wrinkles on your face, dress like my father and mother, and the clothes are fashionable and modern, and you actually engage in ancient costumes to play with me? What about the cheat!

"Of course, my poor Yan'er." Before the old handsome guy could speak, the haggard middle-aged woman next to him had already pounced, hugging Dou Yan and crying with joy, I don't know why, maybe it was the middle-aged woman's sincere gaze and this selfless and warm embrace that made Dou Yan's heart soften for no reason, and let the middle-aged woman who claimed to be his mother hold him in his arms.

"Three days ago, the night was pouring rain, Yan'er, on the way back home drunk, you actually let a thunderbolt stun to death, my mother was ...... at the time" The middle-aged woman raised her hand and stroked Dou Yan's face, and large tears flowed out from the eyes full of love and pity, crystal clear, translucent, so that Dou Yan had a feeling of heartache, and couldn't help but raise his hand, and when his fingertips touched the crystal tears that were still warm, Dou Yan was shocked to realize that he had made such an unconscious move.

"Are you sure I'm your son?" Dou Yan asked cautiously.

"My mother gave birth to you and raised you for more than ten years, how can I not know if you are my son?" The middle-aged woman lovingly held Dou Yan's hand, with a mixture of joy and sorrow on her face.

"Yan'er, you have been in a coma for a few days, maybe you are a little delirious, your mother has guarded you for two days and three nights......" The middle-aged handsome man next to him wiped his face and explained to Dou Yan Wenyan, the distress and love in his eyes also made Dou Yan feel uncomfortable, if this handsome old man and this woman are acting, then the Oscar for Best Actor and Actress should have been awarded to Chinese actors a long time ago.

"Mother, father?" Dou Yan felt like his heart was being trampled on by a group of African wild elephants, and he almost jumped out of his chest. While observing the surroundings attentively, he remembered very clearly that the place where he was located was a county and township-level area, and the city to which he belonged had been demolished for nearly twenty years, and the almost completely modern new city would not have any ancient buildings at all, but everything in front of him did not have the slightest hint of modernity, which made Dou Yan's heart begin to hairy.

Dou Yan pressed his hand on his forehead, his expression was confused, as if he was reminiscing, and he kept thinking in his heart, he was indeed struck by lightning, which Dou Yan definitely remembered very clearly, but the problem was that he not only did not have a fart and became scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, but also had a pair of parents and a sister, what does this mean?

Through? Or was it fooled? Dou Yan's eyes rolled, and the confused color on his face brought a trace of pain: "Why can't I remember, I have a headache, I feel a headache when I think about something." ”

"Oh, how is this good?" When the middle-aged woman saw Dou Yan's painful expression, she was in a hurry, and soon a doctor who had been waiting on the side for a long time rushed up......

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As a result, Dou Yan was surrounded by a group of people, even coaxed and frightened, and almost pinched his nose and copied the knife to threaten, and the sad Dou Yan let the concentrated essence of Chinese herbal medicine of the Chinese nation torture to death.

Dou Yan was finally forced to make a killer move, rolled his eyes and fell asleep peacefully, and finally fooled this voter.

However, the group did not seem to have any intention of leaving, and began to talk in front of the couch. An old man who should be a doctor explained, to the effect that Dou Yan, an unlucky child, was lucky to be able to survive after the thunder split, and he was clear after waking up, indicating that he was not hacked into an idiot, as for his parents and parents, it should be the sequelae caused by the thunderbolt, and after he wants to rest for a while, he should recover.

Such an explanation finally made the parents present (pseudo?) The younger sister (pseudo) put down the big stone in her heart, and asked those subordinates to serve her well, and then left.

The doctor with an old voice was afraid that he had never seen a big living person who could still jump around after the thunder split, but he was able to make up such a plausible reason to fool the people who lived there, and Dou Yan, who was lying on the bed and pretending to be asleep, couldn't help but secretly admire the old guy, who was so good at fooling people, that Dou Yan wanted to get up and exchange his thoughts with him.

"Are you ......" stood on the couch for about a quarter of an hour, and then Dou Yan carefully opened his eyes and looked at the surrounding environment, hmm...... I have to say that a very perfect classical is architecture and decoration, at least Dou Yan, a modern person who has been mixed up in the decoration company for a long time, has not found any things and styles related to the 21st century.

Whether it is the hanging gauze tent, or the wind curtain that has been raised, or the bedding and clothes that cover his body, or the furnishings placed in the room, they all look a little old, but they are all clean, in a word, they are definitely not newly renovated.

In just half a day, through various means such as side knocks, threats and temptations, Dou Yan finally got everything he wanted to know from the mouths of those subordinates who stayed behind to wait.

Dou Yan finally understood a cruel, or happy, reality, that he had indeed become a soul traveler after the thunder split his body in the twenty-first life, hmm...... To put it mildly, it is to be reborn, and to put it artistically, it is that he has abandoned the decaying past and been reborn in this new shell; If it is described from the perspective of a medical worker, Ya is a delusional paranoid psychopath with a [***] surname (Note, delusional psychopaths often think that they are another person, and some patients even think that they are great people in ancient or modern times. This kind of person, in the rigorous medical worldview of the traverser, should be the sad end of ancient or modern people who have traveled to the 21st century...... )。

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However, Dou Yan firmly believes that he is a soul crossing, because all the memories before he crossed over are there, including his first dream when he was eleven years old when he peeked at the little daughter-in-law next door taking a bath, and when he was twelve years old, two months and one day...... Not to mention that his memories of his growth from childhood to adulthood have not been broken in the slightest, and he even remembers clearly what the first cut of the Chinese class was when he first walked to the door of the primary school.

It was as if God was going to remind him that he was a time-traveler, so that his memory was incomparably outstanding. But it's a pity that after he was reborn, the original soul in this body didn't even leave a memory fragment for himself, only an expired Zhengtai body for himself, and didn't even leave a trace of all the memories around him.

Thinking about it, I was really fucking unlucky, wasn't it that when I was in a meeting in the township, I poured the newly transferred township chief into a drunken chicken with someone, and staggered out of the door to pee in the heavy rain with satisfaction, so that a thunderbolt was drawn, and then came to this era.

Dou Yan, who was stunned for a while, asked a question that was urgently related to his vital interests. And the next answer of the family made Dou Yan's eyes bulge, and he grinned stupidly for nearly half a pillar of incense.

"Are you saying that my father is the nephew of the Empress Dowager Dou, Dou Ying...... The general of the Han Dynasty, the prime minister, and the marquis of Wei Qi, Dou Ying, is my father? Are you sure? Dou Yan felt that his heart was beating faster and his brain was congested. Cake sellers, aren't they? I actually crossed a grandfather? Bah! It should be said that it is a father.

The eyes of the family who was kneeling in front of Dou Yan also bulged, and his little face turned pale with fright. "Childe, don't talk nonsense, the master is not a general, nor a prime minister, nor a marquis. If these words are spread, it will really cause chaos. ”

Dou Yan slapped his thigh. That's right, it's just the early years of Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty, and it seems that his preferred father shouldn't have made a career yet. “”

Who is Wei Qihou Dou Ying? After all, they are all members of the Dou family, if Dou Yan, a fan of online history travel novels, really doesn't know, then he has really lived for so many years in the 21st century.

He is not only the one who occupied the period of Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty and the early period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, but he can be said to be the most powerful woman in that period: the son of the cousin of the Empress Dowager Dou Yifang, but also the most talented person among the relatives of the Dou family, the official to the general, the prime minister, although he relied on the identity of his relatives and the favor of the Empress Dowager Dou, but this cannot deny his merits.

However, after Dou Yan woke up from the initial shock, he couldn't help but gasp, because the ups and downs of Wei Qihou, who was up and down during the period of Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty and prominent in the early days of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, ended up because he was too righteous, and he stood up for his friend and fought alone with Tian Wei, the younger brother of the Queen Mother, and as a result, Tian Wei and the Queen Mother partnered to instigate Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, kill him, and bid farewell to the historical stage with a tragic ending.

History does not have much record of Dou Ying's family, but Dou Ying, the prime minister who once served as the early stage of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, has been slaughtered, can his family have any good way out? Ten ** also made people fall into the well, and all of them became lonely ghosts.

The nurse Wu didn't know when she left, Dou Yan was still alone on the soft couch with her eyes puffing out and making stupid mistakes, and those guys who traveled through time and space were too weak, right? Give my dad a sweet date, and hold a big stick on the side, ready to pit my dad at any time, and I don't play like this, right?

"Holy! simply changed Lao Tzu's name to Dou E. "One joy and one sorrow, even if Dou Yan, who has the identity of a time-traveler in the 21st century, has a good psychological quality, he can't help but be full of melancholy and tears.

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PS: There was a major mistake at the beginning, so it was completely revised, but the content was not too repetitive, and I apologize to everyone.

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