Chapter 135 Idea Cow
Feng Pang sent the hawker to the gate of the county government, enthusiastically pointed the way, and took a piece of paper to draw it for the hawker, for fear that the hawker would make a mistake and then turn back, "The national teacher can follow this road, you can walk slowly"
"Okay, you go back" After speaking, the hawker turned into a robber again, and walked away across the motorcycle, and the county commander wiped the sweat from his forehead, "Finally sent this evil god away, what is the matter?"
Even if there is a map, the peddler still picks a footman on the road and puts it in the back seat as a human flesh navigator, so he rushes to Chang'an before the city gate is closed, puts the footman on the side of the road, and the peddler pulls down the face towel and waves his hand at the person, "Thank you, buddy"
The foot merchant waved his hand like a hawker, and he was stunned before he could react, whose child was this, and he didn't ask where he was going, so he brought himself to Chang'an, but fortunately, he really wanted to come to Chang'an, so the merchant pulled a guard patrolling the street, "Excuse me, who was riding the iron horse just now?" ”
The guard looked at the merchant like a turtle, "Gua Wazi, that's the national teacher" The merchant fainted with a hiccup, and the happiness came too suddenly, and he didn't hold on. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The peddler came home and threw the motorcycle to the butler, went upstairs alone to wash up, and collapsed on the sofa to put the dish in his slippers, Siqin brought the vendor a plate of washed fruit, "Please use the horse, hey, your toenails are a little long, I'll help you cut them"
The peddler put his feet on his face and looked at it, and sure enough, he looked a little longer, "That's okay"
"Wait for the horse, I'll help you make a basin of hot water to soak it first" Siqin brought a basin of warm water to the vendor to soak his feet, and he brought a small bench to sit on the edge of the basin and rubbed the vendor's feet, "Where did the horse go, I haven't seen anyone for a day, and my feet smell"
"I went out and walked around, hey, yes, make a little harder, comfortable, oh cool"
At this time, Li Yue'er happened to be home, went upstairs to see the situation, and pouted, "I thought what was the matter, just wash your feet, is it so exaggerated?" By the way, why did you think about letting this girl wait today, don't you usually make it yourself, how did you change sex? ”
The vendor waved his hand, "No, she proposed to cut my nails, hey, by the way, Yue'er, I met with something today, you said that this woman can wash clothes, can cook, and is so comfortable waiting for people, why are some people reluctant to have girls?" ”
Li Yue'er took off the scarf and threw it on the coat rack, took off her shoes and washed her feet with the hawker, "Siqin helped me cut my nails too, why did you think to ask about this, what happened to you today?" ”
The peddler was lying on the sofa with the back of his head and told Li Yue'er about today's events, and Li Yue'er was so angry that she almost kicked the basin over, "Then how did you punish that man in the end?"
The peddler lit a cigarette depressedly, "Datang Law does not have a punishment regulation for this aspect, but fortunately, the county order is a little clever, and it beat the man with twenty boards, giving him a long memory"
Li Yue'er was also speechless, Siqin was also very angry as a maid, "You shouldn't report to the official, if you meet such a person, you will cut him like that little gourd, let him not think about having a son again in this life, hum"
The peddler was amused by the little girl's words, "I don't see it, you're quite ruthless, but how do you know that you can't have a son if that thing is cut?" ”
provoked Siqin to be shy, "Princess, you take care of the horses"
Li Yue'er glared at the hawker, "Is it appropriate to say this to a girl, there is no shape"
Siqin angrily wiped the peddler's feet casually, "Okay, take it away"
Xie Hongjun happened to come back from work, and saw that the vendor took out his feet and there was an empty space in the basin, so he hurriedly squeezed the vendor aside, "Move it to the side, come to Siqin and help me wash it, I haven't enjoyed this treatment since I was so old."
Siqin happily washed Xie Hongjun's feet, and the hawker felt very unbalanced, "I can tell you, I have athlete's foot" was smashed by Li Yue'er with a pillow, why is this person so annoying.
Li Yue'er looked at Xie Hongjun, "Hongjun, what news is being broadcast today, I've been busy, I didn't care about listening to it."
Xie Hongjun sighed, "It's not some Chen Guzi's messy thing, you don't have a reporter to submit a manuscript or anything, it's just some imperial decree documents or something every day, it's annoying."
"Oh, that's right, Dabao has an incident today, you go back and polish it, and then broadcast it"
"What's the matter?"
"Someone drowned his daughter"
"What? Holy. He. Grandma's legged, Dabao, who did it, I hacked him alive"
Another sympathy overflowed, the hawker waved his hand, "Forget it, you can't blame a certain person for this, if you want to blame the customs of this era, you can publicize the importance of girls more in the future, so that everyone can change their concepts."
Li Yue'er also hurriedly comforted Xie Hongjun, "Forget it, Dabao has already opened his ass, and it is estimated that he will not forget the pain in this life, according to what Dabao said, changing the concept is what we need to do"
Xie Hongjun clenched his fingers and rattled "Count him fate, but don't want fame in this life, I don't stink him I have his surname, Dabao, what is that person's name, tell me who I am, I can broadcast it to the people of the whole Tang Dynasty with good evidence."
"Forget it, leave some privacy"
"Privacy? This kind of person is embarrassed to talk about privacy, like this, he has to hang it at the gate of the city to show the public, and then execute him in Ling Chi, I broadcast it to save face for him."
"Okay" The hawker immediately reported Zhou Liancheng's name and address to Xie Hongjun, but he didn't expect this inadvertent move to actually achieve the first time in Datang. Meat. Search, after the next day the radio told the matter, a lot of sympathy was serious, of course, there were more people who watched the excitement and ran to Zhou's mouth to denounce Zhou Liancheng, so scared that Zhou Liancheng wanted to commit suicide in shame, and almost died because of it, but fortunately he was rescued later, but Zhou Liancheng fell into an unspeakable secret, and then he was closer to several girls than his mother, of course, this is a later story.
The current situation is that after Xie Hongjun got this revelation, he thought about it, "But it's just such a small thing, I can't broadcast it over and over again in three days, people will get tired of it, Dabao, you have a lot of ideas, think of a way, how to enrich our radio programs"
The peddler was still leaning on the sofa, and since Xie Hongjun came back and said that there was no time for the radio program to broadcast, he already had an idea, but if he gave a good idea casually, it would not be a loss.
At that moment, the hawker leaned into Xie Hongjun's ear and whispered a few words, provoked Xie Hongjun grabbed the pillow and wanted to smash it, but the hawker stretched out his hand, "I won't tell you if I smash it"
"Hmph, okay, you say, if I'm not satisfied, I have your good fruit to eat today"
"This is still like words, let me ask you, what era is Datang?"
"Feudal era"
"Uh, that's wrong, what kind of industry-based country is Datang?"
"What industry is Datang? Needless to ask, of course, it's agriculture-based."
The hawker clapped his hands, "Look, isn't this clear, since this is the case, it means that Datang must be the vast majority of farmers, you, go back to find a few apprentices pretending to be some brick scholars called beasts, every day to change the law on the radio to teach people how to farm scientifically, a crop variety a day, a method, I think you know the method of farming can talk about the old world, and the people can also understand the customs of Datang Tiannan and Haibei while getting a good way to farm, this is also an opportunity for geographical popularization, isn't it, Of course, we can't sell fake seeds and fake pesticides."
Xie Hongjun thought for a while, and also felt that what the hawker said was a good idea, so he hugged the hawker and kissed him, "Haha, it's really a good idea"
"And you agreed to my request?"
"Promised, but you're my sister tonight, haha"
"I'm dizzy"
At night, Li Yue'er pulled the peddler's ear and said, "What kind of request did you make for that little prodigal hoof at night?"
The vendor broke free of Li Yue'er's crab claws, and whispered in her ear the request he had made to Xie Hongjun in the afternoon, which provoked Li Yue'er to take a bite of "pervert", and then Xi Xisuo tinkered for a long time and posed, "Is that so?" “
Hawker "Poof..." (To be continued.) )