Chapter 1 Brother Ao VS Brother Yu

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"Squeak......

The sharp sound of braking resounded in the sky, and a Hummer jeep was thrown up more than a meter high by its astonishing habitual name, playing a crazy big dump car in front of the city's most lively "Blue Cloud Nightclub" that made all the women can't help but scream. The eyes of the six security guards standing in front of the "Blue Cloud Nightclub" flashed sharply, and at the same time they clenched the rubber rods in their hands. But when they saw clearly the man who was not even wearing a seat belt in the cab, they bent down at the same time and shouted respectfully: "Brother Ao! ”

"Excuse me! Excuse me! I can only get a few big hairs a month, and I can't tip you boys, what kind of big-tailed wolves are in front of me! ”

In the midst of hearty laughter, Midnight grabbed a half-emptied wine bottle with his left hand, grabbed the edge of the car door with his right hand and jumped down. He shook off his jet-black "hair" that could almost shoot a shampoo commercial, picked up the wine bottle in his hand and poured it wildly.

Ao Ziye was twenty-five years old, and his burly figure of six feet made him stand out from the crowd wherever he stood, and after a long period of tempering, there was no excess fat and the muscles were raised high, and he glowed with the most solid bronz. Under the thick eyebrows raised obliquely like a sword, there is a high nose bridge and deep-set eye sockets. A pair of bright eyes now carried a lazy smile in them, and two or three points of indifferent wine. Although he is by no means a handsome boy, he has a free and easy surname, and naturally has a male surname charm that can make women crazy.

Midnight took a deep breath, raised his head and shouted: "The newspaper seller, the one who picks up the yellow DVD, the one who hides in the dark corner actually makes the fake come true and becomes the one who hugs and touches the silver woman, the one who holds the playboy magazine upstairs, and the woman who dresses up as a man and has a shemale complex and likes to sell tea and eggs every time!" What else are you pretending to be, except for those boys who don't talk about the road and don't open their eyes, who else doesn't know your identity? Show me your true deities, and get started! ”

In a burst of giggling laughter, several people quickly appeared behind Midnight and shouted in unison, "Brother Ao! ”

Midnight looked back at the only girl in the group of little brothers behind her, carefully looked at the red clouds on her face that had not yet dissipated, and then looked at the boy who had been glued to her for half a year, and could finally eat tofu with his hands today. Suddenly, he said: "Meizi, Sanpi, if you plan to do what you love tonight, you can leave the team by yourself after the operation, and you don't have to report back to the bureau!" ”

The face of the girl named Plum could already drip blood, and even the swarthy face of the three skins was purple and red.

Midnight laughed and took out a small walkie-talkie from his pocket and shouted, "Zhao Ji, report immediately, how are you there?" ovre! ”

"We've blocked all the exits, and if those bastards turn into rats and try to get out of the exhaust pipe, they'll find out that we've got rat traps ready! ovre! ”

"Alright, get ready to act!"

Midnight's gaze suddenly fell on a little brother behind him, and he frowned and shouted: "Caigua, you kid read Playboy magazines during working hours, I only think that your surname is too hormonal, and I don't care about you, why are you still wearing a radio when you start work, if you let those bastard boys run away because of your negligence, I will count you off!" ”

Caigua took off the headphones with an embarrassed face, and said: "Boss, now is the lucky lottery time, I also used my mobile phone to sign up, if I can win the first prize, not only can I get a bonus of 50,000 yuan, but also free double new Malaysia and Thailand seven days of travel!" ”

"Whew!" Midnight stared at Caigua with the same eyes as an alien, and shouted, "Do you believe in this kind of thing?" Let's not talk about how many cats may be in the computer lottery, even if they are selfless, it is said that there are tens of millions of mobile phone numbers participating in the lottery in each issue, if you can be drawn by others, you still go to buy [***] lottery, and make a dream of becoming rich overnight and becoming a million! ”

Just when he pointed to the vegetable melon in the middle of the night and told him seriously, "The earth is very dangerous, hurry back to Mars", at the scene of CCTV's "Lucky vs. Hu" column thousands of kilometers away, the lucky draw has reached the most popular end.

The host Brother Yu grabbed the microphone, took a deep breath, and shouted loudly in his inflammatory voice: "Everyone in front of the TV, who is the last lucky person today, let's wait and see!" In this issue of the lucky pair of Hu big draw, 14.35 million viewers across the country signed up for this event with mobile phones, and those who can win the final victory are definitely not exaggerated to describe as God's favorite! Now please keep your eyes open and stare at our big TV screen!! ”

More than 10 million mobile phone numbers swiped across the TV wall at a speed that exceeded the limit of human eye acceptance, and more than 300 viewers in the audience, under the secret command of the director, let out bursts of enthusiastic shouts. The number on the TV wall slowly slowed down, and finally locked onto a lucky person with the mobile phone number 13994xxxc10.

The working group quickly transmitted the information of this lucky person to the studio, and Brother Yu glanced at the information on the laptop computer and exclaimed: "Our final winner this time is called Ao Ziye, and his profession is ...... Captain Interpol! ”

"Now we'll call Captain Aoziye, he has become the super lucky guy in our lucky pair of Hu columns."

Brother Yu picked up the live broadcast phone that had been prepared a long time ago, and reported the good news to the lucky person who was sitting in front of the TV and had already laughed like a trumpet flower, so that everyone could share their happiness and excitement together, which has always been one of the characteristics of the live broadcast program of Lucky Pair Hu.

A strange smile suddenly appeared on Brother Yu's face, and he deliberately lowered his voice and said, "Let's have a little joke with the lucky criminal police captain!" Please cooperate with me and keep quiet for a while. ”

Brother Yu pressed Ao Ziye's mobile phone number, and the phone was quickly picked up, a slightly impatient, but with a magnetic voice, through the telephone speaker, into the ears of at least 200 million viewers across the country: "Hey, who is it?!" ”

Brother Yu first made a silent gesture to the audience, and then said in a low voice: "Is it Captain Ao?" I'm going to call the police! ”

Staring at the mobile phone display screen in the middle of the night, the caller ID of the other party's number turned out to be a confidential number, and he shouted angrily: "Call the police and call 110, I'm very busy now, don't bother me!" ”

Midnight didn't wait for the other party to speak again, and hung up the phone directly.

There was silence in the studio.

Brother Yu broadcast Midnight's phone again, and Midnight's faintly angry voice broke into the ears of all the audience again: "Who are you?!" ”

"I'm Brother Yu!"

"I don't know!"

Midnight hung up again, and the studio fell into a longer silence.

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