'When the master is not lazy, when the merit no longer flows, when the four seasons stop and spring and summer are not distinguished, all things in heaven and earth are reduced to nothingness...... Let us be the chic and sprinkled with the red dust, drive the mouse to share the prosperity of the world, sing the joy in the heart of the wine, vigorously grasp the youth, let us be the red dust with the chic and sprinkled, I share the prosperity of the world with the mouse. Sing the joy of the heart when the wine is sung, and grasp the youth vigorously......

Li Ran drove the mouse, ran gorgeously on the street, sang his own adapted songs, and headed towards the palace; In order to cater to the song, Li Ran also got a bottle of wine next to the seat, and took two sips from time to time, which was quite chic.

Drunk driving is a violation and a very bad behavior, and it is more likely to cause traffic accidents; No, as soon as I put the bottle down, the rat cart hit someone.

The passers-by who were originally curious about the mouse car became lively now, and at this time, a terrible cry sounded: "Xianggong, why did you die so miserably, Xianggong, you are all the demons of this god......."

"Shenma situation, the speed of the master has not even reached ten yards, is it touching porcelain, damn, this has touched the head of the master, the master is very angry", Li Ran was angry, turned over and got out of the car, and came to the car angrily.

As far as the eye could see, there was a man lying on the ground, and there was still a lot of blood on the ground, even on the man's head; There was a woman in cloth on the side, who was kneeling beside the man at this time, crying with tears streaming down her face, and her mouth kept saying something; It can really be said that the people who hear it are sad, and those who see it cry

'Damn, what a traffic accident would have to be like this!' Li Ran couldn't help but ask himself, "Is this caused by his ten-yard speed, it seems to be eh, but why is there no blood on his car, tsk, it's still a little unprofessional."

Li Ran said angrily to the passers-by who were pointing: "What to see, what to see, hurry up and report the case, have you ever studied medicine, see if you can still be saved."

was shouted angrily by Li Ran, and passers-by reported the case, and those who knew a little medical skills also went up to see it twice; But the end result is: out of gas!

There are two counties in Chang'an, one is Wannian County and the other is Jingzhao Mansion; With Zhuque Street as the boundary, Wannian County is the east of Chang'an, and Jingzhao Mansion is the west of Chang'an City.

The place where the accident occurred was not too far from Jingzhao Mansion, so the people from Jingzhao Mansion came quickly.

As soon as the head catcher arrived, he almost fainted, and along the way, he always thought about which young master had committed the accident, which didn't need him to worry about it, as long as he brought people to Jingzhao Mansion, but he didn't expect that the person who had an accident today turned out to be the prince, or that special prince.

The head catcher was about to step forward to salute, but he walked up to Li Ran in one step, and said with a somewhat fierce look in his eyes: "Boy, you have a big deal, a big deal."

Li Ran was depressed and wanted to say a few words, but the catcher quickly spoke again: "What is that, you not only killed someone, but also stole other people's things."

After speaking, he looked at the woman kneeling beside the dead body proudly, but when he saw that the woman didn't look at him, he happily turned away.

Li Ran naturally saw the action of catching fast, and even the head catcher saw it; However, he would rather not see it, and if his subordinates had anything to do with it, he would probably be affected as well.

In order to avoid talking nonsense again, the head catcher hurriedly came to Li Ran: "Jingzhao Mansion head catcher Zhang Da has seen the prince."

Lord Wang, he was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Li Ran in disbelief; It's stupid to catch it, didn't the woman say that she was just a child of a small businessman's family.

Li Ran said lightly: "Hurry up, take the dead man and the woman with you, and go to the government to open a court to try the case."

After Li Ran finished speaking, he turned over and returned to the mouse cart, and then slowly followed behind everyone, humming his own adapted song in his mouth.

Seeing this, passers-by followed behind them one after another and went to Jingzhao Mansion, which is a big talk.

Jingzhao Mansion, Jingzhao Mansion, Jingzhao Mansion, which has never been so lively, is lively; Above the lobby of Jingzhao Mansion, Li Ran stood there, one lying on the ground, and another kneeling on the side; Standing on both sides of the lobby is the catcher, and sitting in the hall is Lord Yin Liu of Jingzhao Mansion.

Li Ran said lightly: "Lord Liu, let's start, don't waste my time."

When Lord Liu heard this, he was shocked, and then asked the woman, "Who is in the hall?" What is being told? ”

The woman sobbed and said: "My lord, the people's woman Qian's family, the people's woman and the princess were shopping on the street, but I didn't want this person to drive a strange thing and bumped into it, and suddenly the people's husband was killed, woo woo."

Hearing this, Lord Liu turned to Li Ran and asked, "Lord Wang, I don't know what to say?" ”

"Lord Liu, I believe that Lord Liu also saw my car, I don't know how fast Lord Liu thinks my car will have to drive to kill such a strong person on the spot?"

Lord Liu thought for a while, and then said: "It takes at least one horse to kill someone on the spot."

The power of a horse, that is, the speed at which a horse moves forward quickly; Li Ran understood, and then Li Ran said: "Lord Liu, there are many people present who watched me drive, I believe they can describe the speed of the young master's driving for adults."

Lord Liu asked everyone in the hall, "Can any of you describe the speed of the prince at that time for the museum?" ”

"It wasn't fast at the time, and I could keep up with it."

"Yes, yes, it wasn't fast at the time."

Lord Liu relieved his heart at this time, if the person was really killed by Li Ran, he really didn't know how to judge; Master Liu slapped the shocked wood and said to the woman: "Qian, you also heard, at that speed, it is impossible to kill people on the spot, what else do you have to say?" ”

"My lord, he was drinking at the time, drunk people do everything, maybe when he crashed into my father-in-law, the speed of the car suddenly increased, my lord, you want to be the master of the people's wife, but you can't protect him because he is the prince."

Lord Liu was furious when he heard this, this woman really didn't know what to do; However, Lord Liu couldn't get angry in front of everyone, so he had to ask Li Ran: "Lord Wang, I don't know if what the Qian family said is true?" ”

Li Ran said to Qian with disdain: "Tut-tut, Qian, how do you know that I drink wine, you are so sure that I am drinking wine and nothing else."

Qian's face froze, and then he cried out loudly: "Xianggong, you died so miserably."

Li Ran then said to Lord Liu: "Lord Liu, what I drank is still in the car, you can ask your people to check it."

Soon, the Zhang Zhutou brought the wine bottle from Li Ran's car to Lord Liu's table, and when Lord Liu smelled it, a rich fragrance came out, and there was no smell of wine at all.

Lord Liu announced to the people present: "It is indeed not wine, it is just an unknown drink."

"Of course, the master drinks not wine, the master drinks loneliness, ahh

"Woo woo, Xianggong, this bad fairy, in order to evade responsibility, actually cheated like this, Xianggong, you died so unjustly."

Everyone present frowned when they heard this, not to mention whether Li Ran had killed anyone, just because Li Ran came to Datang, he brought many benefits to the people of Datang, which made Li Ran have a very high height in the hearts of the people; And for more than a year, I have never heard of Li Ran's bad deeds, so Li Ran's image is still quite good in the hearts of the people.

Besides, there are many people who have just happened, and it is not certain whether Li Ran killed him.

Li Ran said with a smile: "Is it that this person is not dead, it can prove that I am wronged; My lord, please pass it on."

Lord Liu didn't know what Li Ran wanted to do, but he still obeyed the order: "Spread the word."

In a short time, a man in his fifties appeared in front of everyone; After saluting Lord Liu, he began to examine the corpse on the ground, but after one or two times, the man said: "My lord, there are no wounds on the deceased's body, and there is no harm to the internal organs, and the blood on the ground is all the blood of an animal, although I don't know what kind of animal blood it is, but I am sure that it is not human blood."

"What's the matter, it's not human blood, Qian, should you get a dead corpse from somewhere, and then spray a little blood, and then falsely accuse the master, you say, what do you want", Li Ran said as if surprised.

"No, it's not like that, this must be your own ghost, it must be you", Qian exclaimed loudly.

"Okay, since that's the case, then the master will let this person come to life; However, in order to prevent this Qian from slandering the master again, it is better for this man to do what I say."

"The dead can be resurrected, and the ability of the gods is really powerful"

"yes, yes, this time it's a miraculous thing."

With a startled shot, the scene instantly fell silent; Then I heard Li Ran say to Qi Zuo: "Is it a good job, this is the easiest way to save the dead; The first is to fix the soul of the deceased, slap the deceased left with your palm, slap the right hand, and then slap the head of the deceased; Then he took a sledgehammer and smashed it into the position of the deceased's internal organs, shattering his internal organs; Finally, take a pig-killing knife and disembowel the deceased from the front of the deceased, then pick up the embroidery needle to sew the internal organs, then press back to the original position, and finally take the embroidery needle to sew the stomach again; The last important step is to place the deceased in turn into the five elements and connect them to the ground. You can choose to put it in the fire first, or you can choose to put it in boiling water, or you can do it."

Before Li Ran finished speaking, many of the people present vomited; The pretence is worthy of often dealing with corpses, and he didn't react at all, but said happily: "I'll try."

After he finished speaking, he walked towards the corpse on the ground, but before he could make a move, the dead corpse on the ground suddenly coughed a few times, and then slowly woke up.

Seeing this, Li Ran said to everyone present: "What I just said is just a small joke with everyone; The king of Hades let people die in the third watch, and he will not keep people until the fifth watch, if you want to live for a long time, as long as you accumulate more yin virtue and do more good deeds."

"Papapa", the applause is not indispensable.

The scene fell silent again; However, at this time, Li Ran said to Lord Liu: "Lord Liu, the Qian family and this man have framed this king by fraud, and please deal with this matter seriously."