Whether it's cooking a dog or talking about heroes, or playing "cage pairs" on Cao Ying's turf, it's all physical work, not elegant at all, I have said too many words, my throat hurts, and I waste too many brains, which is not enough to use, and it is very hard. Lu Chen said that he pouted his ass and dragged the text with Guo Jia, but he worked hard, but he still ended up half-literate and half-white, and the language taught by the physical education teacher was really unreliable! It's not that Lu Chen feels that speaking vernacular is a shame, but that the rhythm and rhythm of classical Chinese sound more imposing, and it is really a good product for pretending to bluff people! Don't you see, as soon as the secret agreement is signed, Lu Chen's ugly face will be exposed? Even dog meat is not allowed to be eaten by Guo Jia again.

Guo Jia was kicked away by Lu Chen in the end, but the dog meat pot was taken away by Guo Foodie, Xiao Meow chased Guo Jia and whined for a long distance, Guo Jia was not afraid to run like the wind, but his legs were still a little lame, and he ran far and near with different heights, full of charm.

Dog meat was lost, but Lu Chen and Guo Jia went online, and after 300 rounds of fighting, they finally did not lose their position in front of Guo Foodie, which was a tie. Especially the last volume of the secret contract, it is a win-win situation.

The content of the secret agreement is very simple, distant friendship and close attack, haven't the princes and warlords been this routine since ancient times?

The secret agreement stipulates that Lu Chen's task is to send troops to rescue the besieged Gongsun Zan after going north, help him get out of trouble, and prevent Yuan Shao from unifying Hebei. And while Cao Ying provided Lu Chen with food, grass, ordnance, and even horses, he would also send troops north to threaten to contain Yuan Shao.

At this time, Yuan Shao was besieging Gongsun Zhan, and Gongsun Zhan was defending Yijing. This situation is a bit like Cao Ying's siege of Pi Lu Bu not long ago, and in real history, Cao Ying hanged Lu Bu, and Yuan Shao also forced Gongsun Zan to die the following year, and only Yuan Cao and the two were left in the entire north. These two people no longer have any scruples, they are completely shirtless, hmmmm, ahhh

In the past, Lu Bu attacked Yanzhou and captured Xuzhou, all of which were under Cao Ying's eyelids, and it can even be said that these two places are food in the bald trough, how can he not hurt the chrysanthemum? And now, Cao Ying can't bite Lu Chen's lazy thing, so he has to let him take the people and horses to prepare to go north to Yanmen Wuyuan through Hanoi, and if it is far away, there will be no conflict of interests for the time being, but it can be cooperated, and the nonsense of hatred or something is worthless, and it can be automatically filtered. So, Guo Foodie, who is well versed in the psychology of Cao Bald, drafted this secret agreement by himself, and the goal of the secret agreement is very simple, to engage Yuan Shao, the big guy, this guy is now the most powerful prince, and the people of the land are the strongest, if you don't engage him, are you waiting to be by him?

Lu Chen and the others, who went to Wuyuan, are almost inseparable from Gongsun Zan of Youzhou, they are all masters who can stab Yuan Shao's chrysanthemums at the critical time of Yuan Cao's battle, Yuan Shao will naturally regard it as a thorn in the flesh and pull it out early, and Cao Ying is a thorn in Yuan Shao's eyes.

The so-called ass decides the head, everyone is now Yuan Shao's enemy, of course they have to join forces.

The Three Kingdoms at the end of the Han Dynasty, in the final analysis, is a contest of strength and an exchange of interests, how can there be any orthodox morality? Even Emperor Yanjing was ruined by Cao Ying, where did the orthodoxy of the Han Dynasty come from? Of course, Cao Ying implemented an indirect ruin policy against Emperor Xian, and sent two daughters to marry Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, and it is self-evident that all kinds of humiliation and trampling are unbearable every night. Even who to sleep with the little emperor Yanjing can't be the master, above this court, it is even more Cao Ying's words, outside the court, who still has a little emperor who is pinched by Cao Ying's mouth and j-ba?

Of course, one yard is one yard, the secret contract has to be signed, and the embarrassing thing has to be done, but Cao Ren's tragic life will still be staged as scheduled according to the script. Just think that Lu Chen gave Cao Chen a hand for free, and he didn't accept the subscription money, anyway, Cao Ying himself has the consciousness of using Cao Ren to test Lu Chen's color, so let the bald man understand more Yami Butterfly!

I don't know, when Lu Chen's vicious plan is revealed, will Cao Ren be scared?

Cao Ren peed or not, Lu Chen didn't know, but Xiao Meow was scared to pee first. What terrified her deeply was a large vat of steaming evil species called bathwater. When the two maids that Lu Qi borrowed from the family team stripped Xiao Meow of her clothes and wanted to throw her away from the bath bucket, Xiao Meow suddenly went berserk, like a fantasy protagonist who opened a golden finger, and all kinds of crazy blood heating. Then, the two maids fled with their bloody hands covered. Lu Qi said that she hated that little thing very much, so she wouldn't help her take a bath, and Lu Chen was embarrassed to debunk her sister because she was afraid of being bitten, and things were a little difficult to do.

"She likes you, you helped her wash it." Lu Qi instigated Lu Chen.

Lu Chen stood firm and said: "There is a difference between men and women! ”

Lu Qi sneered: "What's the big deal? Aren't girls just one less lump than you when they are younger, and one more lump than you when they grow up? ”

Lu Chen suddenly threw himself to the ground, this wonderful sister ...... I couldn't beat her when I was a child, and I couldn't say anything about her when I grew up. Hawkers, well, Little Meow is only five years old, probably, maybe, it should be ...... Helping her take a bath isn't a crazy thing, is it?

Lu Chen could only comfort himself like this.

Obviously, Little Meow has probably never taken a bath since he can remember. So, the monster of bathwater is evil and ferocious in her eyes, because it smokes. When Lu Chen hugged her and pressed her into the water, Xiao Meow was panicked and stared at Lu Chen, but instead of struggling, he made a resolute expression of swords, mountains and fires and seas, which made Lu Chen feel like handing over the explosives bag coated with glue on both sides to Comrade Jiguang.

Lu Chen couldn't help but think, how much does this girl trust me? Isn't it just a comfortable bite for you? Your trust is really cheap.

Although he was kept as a dog for two years, the child is still a child in the end, and after finding that the bath water is still very comfortable without eating people, Xiao Meow began to bury his head in the water and spit bubbles, and he was never tired of it, and then he kept sneezing. Lu Chen hurriedly scooped her up, wiped Xiao Meow's body, dressed her in a dress that was too big to look like a certain maid, and tossed and turned around the stove and roasted it a few times, which was better.

Second, when the camp was pulled, Lu Chen was lying on the carriage again, watching the soldiers pack up their tents and armaments outside the camp gate, and they were also waiting for Cao Ren.

Xiao Meow is giving medicine to Lu Chen, this girl learned it after seeing Lu Zhan do it once last night, and rushed to give Lu Chen medicine this morning, of course Lu Chen will not refuse, Lu Zhan seriously doubts Xiao Meow's IQ, so he stood aside and supervised the work with a solemn face. Since this girl can't be stuffed into the family team, Lu Chen can't find a roadside to throw her away, she can only take it with herself, it's good that she can learn to do some things, and she can be a maid or a servant in the future, which is also a very promising career.

When Cao Ren rode over on a tall horse, Lu Chen suddenly felt that his dog eyes were blinded, and he was so shocked that he bounced off the carriage. Lu Zhan thought that Xiao Meow hurt Xiao Jun when he applied the medicine, and slapped Xiao Meow twice on the buttocks, and Xiao Meow trembled and blamed himself.

The reason why Lu Chen reacted so much was not because he was thinking about Cao Ren, but because he saw that his war horse was actually ...... Equipped with double stirrups! (It was dark the night before, and Lu Chen didn't notice it)

What is the rhythm of this?

The big-eared thief gave this unique secret recipe to Cao Ying? How can it be? Although Liu Bei's brain is not very good, he has no in his head, how can he do such a thing? Moreover, Lu Chen also wrote to Liu Bei about the graphics and instructions of the horseshoe before leaving, and it was certainly impossible for Liu Bei to tell Cao Bald this kind of secret. However, it doesn't matter, this is not an earth-shattering secret, after all, the double stirrups and horseshoes are too easy to imitate, which is why Lu Chen chose to exchange them for Liu Bei as a lobbyist.

Lu Chen didn't have time to avenge Xiao Meow's grievances, so he quickly jumped off the carriage with his pants and ran towards Cao Ren's war horse, although his butt hurt, he had practiced martial arts since he was a child, and his running posture was still a little more unrestrained than Guo's lameness.

The surname Cao also took more than a dozen tiger elites who had been prepared early, and rode horses to protect Lu Chen.

When he came to a place more than a dozen steps away, Lu Chen saw clearly that Cao Ren's war horses, and even several of his subordinate war horses, were indeed double stirrups, and they were the kind of triangular stirrups that were usually used for horses, which were very large and did not fit well, but they could also greatly improve the combat power of the cavalry.

On the opposite side, Cao Ren's eyes were about to bulge, and he found that the war horses of the people surnamed Cao and others on the opposite side were also double stirrups, one side was a triangular stirrup for horses, and on the other side was a stirrup made of a rope tied to a tree branch, which was similar in shape and size to a triangular stirrup.

Lu Chenxin said, Lao Tzu found someone to get a branch tied into a double stirrup, you are good, not to mention directly copying my idea, but also a horse with two iron stirrups, how great is the equipment? This is Chiguoguo's show-off!

Cao Ren secretly hated, Lu Chen'er was so shameless that he dared to plagiarize the fruits of my labor, plagiarize it, and make it so soily that all the branches were used? It's too much of a deception!

Thinking about it, these two people didn't want to mention this stubble, and when they met, they both laughed very happily. One thinks that he has exhausted the tricks and will be able to kill this little madman in a few days, and the other secretly laughs at the other party for being too brain-dead, so don't lose too badly when the time comes.

"Is the wound on Junhou's buttocks better?" Regarding the plagiarism of the double stirrups, although Cao Ren is not easy to say, it does not mean that he is willing to endure this breath, and it is good to ask for some cheapness.

"With General Lao Zixiao's concern, it's almost good. I don't know if General Zixiao's descendants can be thawed? Seeing Cao Ren standing straight in the stirrups, Lu Chen snickered and said. Lu Chen was originally a madman, pretending to be crazy and talking nonsense, and no one was embarrassed to care.

He couldn't bargain for money, and now was not the time to do it, so Cao Ren had to hold back his anger and said with a pleasant face: "It's okay, it's okay!" I don't know what happened when Xiao Wen Hou Zhaoren came? ”

"It's nothing, it's just that Guo Jia wrote a letter to Cao Ying and asked you to send someone to send it."

"Oh? Was it really written by a military advisor? ”

"If you don't believe me, take it apart and take a look."

Cao Ren saw Guo Jia arching his hand at him in the distance, so he nodded and accepted the brocade bag handed over by a soldier, only to see that it was written: Lord Sikong of the Great Han opened lightly, and Guo Jia bowed. Confirming that it was Guo Jia's handwriting, Cao Ren thanked Lu Chen, and then took a dozen or so large boxes filled with soil and stones that Lu Chen had newly obtained from Duyang County, and rode away.

Looking at Cao Ren's back standing on horseback galloping, Lu Chen suddenly realized: "Cao Ren is a talent!" It turned out that he was wrong, and he really invented these stirrups! Ho Ho ...... O great inventor! ”

Distal.

Seeing with his own eyes that the signed secret contract had been handed over to Cao Ren, Guo Jia walked into the carriage of Chen Palace, began to cook tea and set up chess, and sighed: "Zixiao is in danger!" ”

Chen Gong lost yesterday and was about to take revenge, but at this time he was stunned: "Why did Feng Xiao say this?" ”

"I hope that Xiaojun can leave his son and filial piety."

"Little gentleman? Bo Dynasty? The kid who has not dried up is greedy for life and afraid of death, regardless of his father's safety! How can he let Cao Zixiao fall into a crisis? ”

"Greedy for life and afraid of death? Mr. Gongtai blamed Xiaojun for waiting. ”

"Humph! Stupid erection ear! ”

"Is it a fire attack? If so...... Although Xiaojun Hou promised to Jia and not hurt Zixiao's life, this water and fire are the most ruthless, and I don't know if Zixiao can escape! Well, let's see what he creates! ”

"What? Can Feng Xiao say it explicitly? Chen Gong had a question mark on his face, originally Guo Jia said that Lu Chen's little boy dared to move Cao Ren, he didn't believe it, and said that he could defeat Cao Ren's 8,000 Qingzhou soldiers, but he didn't believe it, but now Guo Jia actually said that Lu Chen would attack with fire, and he said that Chen Gong didn't want to believe it. But...... Could it be that Guo Jia knows something?

"Huh! Mr. Gongtai went to his old hometown in Duyang County to find those killing weapons, and even asked me? Those things must have been ordered by Xiao Junhou to find them, right? ”

"Bonghyo mean those strange stones?"

Bang, Guo Jia took a picture of a sunspot in the center of the chessboard: "That's bitter nitrate and flint." ”;