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Master Su Shi and Su Shi have been very angry these days, and he is very aggrieved. Pen~Fun~Pavilion www.biquge.info why? Because, first, the demolition and reconstruction project of the West Lake Scenic Area, which seems to be a project to benefit the people, has caused a lot of controversy due to the opposition of residents, several public officials who have dedicated their lives to the construction of new Hangzhou, and some residents have been "injured by mistake". Of course, this matter is now a rumor that has drifted to Bianjing, and no one has officially impeached yet, so Su Shi asked all the people involved, from the princes and monks to the hooligans and ruffians, to restrain a little, the matter is really big, stirring up a civil uprising, and everyone is not good.

The second thing that Su Shi was aggrieved about was that Qin Cao became a monk and went to Linglong Mountain, a hundred miles away, and he lacked a lot of mental stimulants in his life, and he couldn't get enough energy to fight in everything. Originally, this kind of thing, dilute it with time, and as the days go by, everything will fade away. However, the Buddha seal, as well as the nobleman with the surname from the capital, the two of them were reluctant to give up on the qin exercise, and shouted that Su Shi would call the qin exercise back to the world; yelling to forcibly take the piano exercises; He also shouted that if you don't adapt, everyone will break and fight, since the qin gymnasan has violated the royal law, then the qin cao should not be in the official house, or sent to the teaching workshop, or as an official prostitute, or as a camp prostitute, there is no reason for the private prostitute to be accepted as a private prostitute.

The third thing that Su Shi was aggrieved about was Xu Xian's disappearance. According to the words, what is this Xu Xian, a flat-headed common man, his subordinates vent their personal anger, revenge, personal gain, and engage in personal affairs, he also opens his eyes and closes his eyes, and wants his subordinates to be loyal and contributed, and the sweetness has to be given to some people. However, Bianjing spoke, no matter where Xu Xian is a monk now, you have to let the husband and wife meet, and your government should not interfere in the affairs of the monks. Su Shi made a difficulty, because if this matter was to be implemented, he had to find the Buddha seal. And found the Buddha Yin, and the Buddha Yin said, do you want me to give up Bai Suzhen? Yes! You exchange it for piano!

The fourth thing that Su Shi was aggrieved about was that the prince surnamed Gao also wanted to play the piano, which was also one that Lord Su did not dare to disobey, the sister of the family was the Queen Mother Gao, and her future and life were in the hands of the sister. But there is only one piano exercise in the world, how can I settle it?

The fifth thing that Su Shi was aggrieved about was the marriage of the lord of Liao, originally, this matter was not difficult, as soon as the Liao people were sent to the Institute of Technology, this matter was over. This institute is your Harvard nest, so I don't have to worry about what to do next. But now, Su Shi knows that this institute of science and technology is the birthplace and base camp of Wang Mumu, and he besieged Wang Mumu with Wang Xu, Wang Gong, and Sima Guang; The incident of Foyin's kidnapping of Bai Suzhen and the mutilation of Bai Xiaoqing is vivid, how can I be embarrassed to put down my body and be hot with others? Su Shi sent someone to the Institute of Science and Technology, and the people in the Institute of Science and Technology said, I'm sorry, we haven't found Xu Xian last time, and our leaders have deducted our salaries and bonuses, and no one can look at it? Therefore, do not forget the past, the teacher of the future, please don't come to harm us again!

Some people said, "Then please let the people from your institute of science and technology go to the yamen with me, and you will talk to Master Su yourself." But the people in the institute of science and technology said, you must let us go to your yamen, you can do it, but you have to write us a letter of guarantee, to ensure that we can still go home, to guarantee that we will not become monks!

How can you write such a guarantee, what's more, the people above really want you to be a monk, can we stop it?

There is a tolerance who wants to rush into the institute of science and technology to teach these slippery men and women a lesson, but they have said, remind you, this is the home of a first-class master and a first-class command, if you want to impact, you must tell us whose idea it is, so as not to make the wrong object when you destroy the nine clans in the future. There was an arrogant tolerance that insisted on teaching the people of the Polytechnic Institute a lesson, but as a result, in a daze, he fainted on the spot, and he had a stomach for three days.

The sixth thing that Su Shi was aggrieved was that the fifth year of Yuan You (1090) arrived, and in previous years, before the Spring Festival, in December of the previous year, the begged tribute began to reach the expedient, and then the Hangzhou government transported Bianjing. But in front of me, there was no shadow at all. When I asked the people stationed at the docks and warehouses, they said, "We don't know?" Our job is to guard the docks and warehouses. Asked the people from the Institute of Technology, and the people from the Institute of Science and Technology said that Xu Xian was in charge of this matter this year, but now, Xu Xian is out of touch, and the snake is headless, so we are waiting for Liuqiu to send someone! Su Shi sent someone to ask, when will the new official you are seeking will take office? The people at the Polytechnic Institute said, I don't know! I'm afraid it's going to be difficult! Because we have been seeking for the sake of ethnic integration and the risk of anti-GMO over the years, we have vigorously advocated intermarriage of different races, so now in Liuqiu, people from all walks of life who have achieved a little success are all exotic beauties in the family, and have raised a few cute and smart dolls, so happy life, who is willing to take risks in Hangzhou?

Tolerance said, what risk is it to come to Hangzhou? Clear the world, Lang Lang Qiankun, is it dangerous?

The people at the Polytechnic Institute said, yes! It's to be a monk! And it's a kind of monk who is unknown and has lost his trace! Who wants to? I heard that at the Liuqiu and National People's Congress, although many people have proposed it, our insurance company is still reluctant to launch a bald head insurance for monks who keep their hair improperly! This is too risky, this kind of insurance, people in other places will not buy, people who want to work in Hangzhou will buy it, and the insurance company is worried that it will not make money! The insurance company said that we must uphold the principle of integrity first and be responsible for customers, abandon the bad habit of only caring about earning more commissions, and we cannot sell irresponsible "bald head insurance......

Su Shi wants to avoid the limelight, but he can avoid the first day of junior high school, and he can avoid the fifteenth?

First of all, Su Shi couldn't avoid the Buddha seal, and he couldn't even avoid the "gluttonous mouth" of the Buddha seal. For example, one day, Su Shi, who was good at food, was about to satisfy his own appetite, and learned the example of the vinegar fish in the West Lake, so that his subordinates cooked a "Dongpo fish", which was fat and fat, very attractive, beautiful in color and flavor, and his index finger moved. Before he entered the hall, he had already smelled the sweet and sour fish, so he strode into the house and walked into the house quickly, but he saw Su Shi shaking his head and reading, and there was no fish on the table.

When the Buddha Yin smelled, thought, and looked at it, he understood. So he pretended to be anxious and asked Su Shi: "Su Dabeard, my monk just wants to ask you for one word today, and I will leave after asking, and I won't stay longer."

Su Shi saw that Buddha Yin was in a hurry, and thought, what's wrong with this stinky monk? One word is so anxious that he doesn't want to eat delicious food? It seems that that the word is not a cold word, and it must be a rare word, I want to see what kind of word can stump this Buddha seal monk.

Buddha Yin asked anxiously: "How do you write Su Shi's "Su" character?" Which side should I put the fish under the grass? ”

Su Dongpo thought that the Buddha seal would ask a rare word, how did he know that he would ask a commonly used word, and thought for a moment: This word is my surname, how could the Buddha seal not remember?

Su Dongpo was originally wary of the Buddha's inquirement, worried that he had been tricked by the Buddha's seal, but think about it, my surname is Su, and I know the word Su best, what can be the problem? So, he smiled and said, "Stinky monk! Why are you lost today? You can put that 'fish' on the left and right. (Note: The traditional Chinese character Su is a fish character and a He character under the grass head.) And this fish and grass are interchangeable).

The Buddha Yin monk asked Su Shi thoughtfully: "Since the fish can be swapped left and right, then I can swap the fish up and down, and it should be okay to put the fish on the head of the grass, right?"

Su Dongpo was anxious when he heard this: "Then how can it be done?" How can a fish be placed high on it? ”

Foyin laughed and said, "Since the fish can't be put on it, then please hurry up and bring the fish down, don't make my monk drool."

Su Dongpo suddenly came back to his senses, and while bringing out the knotted fish, he said, "You flower monk, you have made such a big bend in order to eat my fish!"

It turned out that at that time, Su Shi wanted to enjoy the "Dongpo Fish" exclusively, and put the "Dongpo Fish" on the bookcase before the Buddha seal entered the door, so it attracted the theory of the Buddha seal, it was really Amitabha Buddha, this Buddha seal monk who had no meat or food......"

Su Shi wanted to avoid the limelight, but he couldn't avoid the marriage group of the Liao Kingdom. The Liao people are not familiar with his whereabouts, but there are many people in Hangzhou who are helping the Liao people and are communicating with foreign countries. Huang Shiren and other four tigers, as well as Buddha Yin, and the monks of Song and Liao, there are many people who are helping the Liao people. The former, because this time the Liao County Lord Xiao Xian'er's guards included the dead guards who were originally injured and left, and there were four Eagle Guards and Tiger Guards. These dead soldiers found Huang Shiren and said, the county lord of my country said, I want you to contact people quickly, don't delay, if there is an accident, then we can't be friends and have to be the opposite. The latter, because of the assassination of Wang Mumu in Bianjing a few years ago, and the ambush of the eldest princess earlier, were all done by the Liao people in cooperation with Wang Xu. This cooperation, at least for Wang Mumu's affairs, Foyin is involved, so, whether it is out of friendship or based on interests, Foyin will only follow the head of the Liao people. In fact, the requirements of the Liao people are not too high, and they don't want to kill people and set fires, they just want to go to Liuqiu as soon as possible and let Wang Mumu accept Xiao Xian'er as soon as possible.

Su Shi wants to avoid the limelight, what he can't avoid the most is that the court is urging him, you can do anything, you can't do anything that offends you; You can do nothing, and the eight million tributes you begged for to the court can't be played! What the hell is going on with you now? If you don't believe it within a month, then you can come to Bianjing to report on your work! ……

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