Chapter 704: African son-in-law Liu Bei
Who is Liu Bei? A generation of heroes, the emperor's uncle. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info he wants to die, and he wants to die vigorously. At the very least, he has to be killed by civilized people, in the hands of a group of primitive old blacks, what is this?
This is a great shame, and it is still the kind of shame that is the first in the world. Anyway, that's what Liu Bei thought.
"No wonder it's so dark, my heart is also dark, I didn't do anything, you want to kill me!"
Liu Bei can't just die, "The Zhongxing Han family needs me Liu Bei, I can't die, I have to resist, I have to fight!" ”
Liu Bei's big ears circled for a while, and Emma, the warrior who grabbed him, was stunned, and said in his heart that such a strange person, his ears are really good, and it is a pity to die.
Liu Bei shook his big ears, put his ears in his mouth, and began to act. While Emma was stunned, he broke free of his hand, and pulled out the double-strand sword at Emma's waist with a backhand.
What is the double-strand sword, the famous sword of the East. What is the place where Liu Bei is located, a primitive tribe in the Stone Age.
As soon as this sword came out, it stunned all the big old black present, including the chief Na Dawu.
Emma panicked, he was going to take it privately.
Liu Bei slashed over with a sword, "Hey~." Who knew that things had changed again, it turned out that Liu Bei pulled out two swords, and the two hilts were together, and they didn't fit together.
Although Emma, a tribal warrior, did not practice routines, he often fought with the beasts of the African savannah, real beasts, lions, leopards, rhinos, hyenas. It cannot be said that the skill is not agile, and the force decides more than 80.
Liu Bei couldn't hold the two sword handles in one hand, and the two blades on it were also separated, and the strength and speed of this arrow all plummeted.
Emma punched hard, and the latter came first, and the punch smashed into Liu Bei's chest.
"Oops~ Mom!" Liu Bei let out a painful cry and flew out. When there were two long sounds, the double-strand sword also fell to the ground.
Peng~, Liu Bei also fell to the ground and smashed up a cloud of dust.
Oh~, the tribesmen exclaimed.
"I'm done~." Liu Bei looked up to the sky, looking at the deep blue sky and white clouds, the experience of his life flashed by, and his eyes showed despair, "That's it, the ideal of the Zhongxing Han family, and the fact that Qin Zijin has never harmed ...... once." "He is unwilling, at the very least, let him harm Qin Feng once, and he can die blindly.
At this time, a pair of long legs appeared beside Liu Bei, and he looked up at the foot that stepped on his chest, and when he saw the scenery inside the grass skirt, he was stunned and couldn't move.
There is a black girl with big eyes and sexy lips, who looks pretty good, and has the shadow of a famous actress xxx in later generations.
The black girl reached out and tugged at Liu Bei's long ear, and then raised Liu Bei's knee-high arm, then stepped past Liu Bei and walked towards the chief.
After a while, the chief looked at his daughter in shock, "Tanya, you want to pair up with this weirdo?" ”
The chief's daughter is the white and pure Liu Bei, especially Liu Bei's long ears and long hands, which are deeply pleasing to Tanya.
The chief pondered that his daughter had already reached the age of marriage, but the men of the tribe did not look down on her. In addition, the chief Na Dawu took Liu Bei's double-strand sword and looked at it carefully, thought about it, and finally nodded.
As a result, things took a 180-degree turn.
A group of savage old women dragged Liu Bei up from the ground and carried him away.
In a thatched hut.
"What are you going to do, what are you going to do!" Liu Bei's face was pale, his heart was frightened, and his hands were pushed out again and again, looking panicked as if he wanted to refuse to welcome him.
The old women stripped Liu Bei naked, combed his hair, and wiped Liu Bei's body with disgusting and strange-smelling leaves, stained with the same strange-smelling water.
"Cannibals!" Boss Liu remembered the story told by Mr. Qin, "This is the rhythm of washing and stewing me cleanly!" Liu Bei was broken, so he resisted.
But don't underestimate the strength of the old black aunts, Liu Bei was stunned and couldn't turn over, and he was beaten many times.
"Don't drag my little brother!" Liu Bei screamed and didn't dare to resist.
Outside, the sound of singing and dancing continued.
After a while, Liu Bei was dealt with by the aunts, and Tanya, dressed in full costume, walked in.
The aunts all withdrew.
Liu Bei hurriedly dragged over a piece of animal skin that he didn't know what it was, and covered the vital point. He saw Tanya in full costume and realized something.
"Don't come here, I don't have that function!" Liu Bei's heart was shocked, and he said that everyone else is Yanfu, and when he came to me, how could he be such a person.
In fact, Tanya has a very good appearance and a good figure, if Qin Feng is here, he must be very happy. African daughter-in-law, in this era, is not something that ordinary Chinese people can have. But Liu Bei couldn't accept it at all, his ancient thoughts, could not appreciate the moving beauty of Africa.
Fortunately, Tanya loves Liu Bei, who is white and clean, with long ears and long arms. These three things that are absolutely not found in the prairie have a fatal attraction to her.
Liu Bei's eyes rolled, he saw that Tanya was just a woman, and said in his heart that it seemed that this woman had a very deep relationship with the chief, maybe it was the chief's daughter, and I kidnapped her, and I could leave smoothly.
Liu Bei got up and started his work.
Three under five divided by two.
"Oops~!" Liu Bei was put to the ground by Tanya. "This black woman is so good at fighting!" Liu Bei was not Tanya's opponent at all, and when Tanya's hand caressed his chest, he tightened his chrysanthemum for a while.
It was getting dark, and in Tanya's newlywed cottage, there were constant screams, "I told you, I'm incompetent!" Let me go! ”
In fact, he was frightened, and Liu Bei himself knew this very well.
On this very day, this day will surely go down in history. Millions of years after the birth of mankind, African humans finally ushered in their first son-in-law from the East, and their status is not low. It was also the first encounter between the East and Africa.
At night, the tribe was silent, only the roars of wild beasts around them kept coming.
The straw curtain of the newlywed cottage cracked a crack, and Liu Bei rushed out.
After Liu Bei came out, his big vigilant eyes looked at no one around, his big ears circled for a while, and he ran away.
Liu Bei soon ran out of the tribal village, thinking that he would be able to escape. But when he ran out of the tribe, he was dumbfounded. It's a dark night, not to mention that he doesn't know the way back at all, he can't tell the difference between east and west, north and south.
But Liu Bei would never turn back, so he rushed headlong into the wild African savannah.
Boom, boom~, Liu Bei ran wildly on the prairie. Suddenly, he noticed that the waist-high grass around him was constantly shaking, and the grass lines were chasing him, and there was a low roar.
Liu Bei was frightened, swish, swish, he was 'flying on the grass'.
He finally ran out of the extremely high grass area, and was finally able to stop to catch his breath. But he suddenly noticed that in the darkness around him, light bulbs appeared.
Roar~.
In the terrifying roar of the giant beast, Liu Bei's heart tightened, and a sharp pain suddenly came from his calf. He looked down and saw that a fierce lion had bitten his leg.
"Ah~!"
The screams of the prey aroused the ferocity of the lions, and the lions pounced on Liu Bei one after another.
"I, Liu Bei, am going to die in the mouth of a beast!" Liu Bei was full of unwillingness, "Qin Zijin, you bastard, you let me come to Egypt, you are harming me!" That was his last thought. (To be continued.) )