Chapter 3 Production of several Japanese pigs
smashed open the door of a cloth village, in the helplessness of the shopkeeper, changed into a set of cheap clothes from the Republic of China period, and in the curse of the shopkeeper of the cloth village, he came to a small restaurant, and asked for a room and a pot of wine, and a few side dishes.
"Damn, is it wine or alcohol", Wei Chendong, who had only drunk a small half of a small pot of wine, felt a little dizzy.
"There is wine today and drunk today, don't care about the damn southeast and northwest winds, fly among the flowers, ......", after drinking a pot of wine, he fell on the bed on all fours, Wei Chendong, who was like a dead pig, kept babbling something in his mouth.
Yu said, the warm sunlight sent the light into the room early, but Wei Chendong, whose eyes were wide open, didn't notice it, and was still lying there on all fours, motionless, as if he had lost his life.
Half a day has passed, and the sun's brilliance has long since withdrawn, but the figure on the bed seems to have never moved, and a day has passed, and it is still the same.
The silver glow of the moon came in, as if to see what was going on, but the figure seemed to be nailed there, and those who didn't know thought it was a vegetative or wooden person. And just like that, a day and a night passed.
In the early morning of the third day, the shopkeeper reacted the situation to the shopkeeper, and the shopkeeper was also suspicious, and after a few thoughts, he still felt that he should go and see.
"You go check and check, what's the situation, hurry up and report it", the shopkeeper immediately instructed the shopkeeper.
The shopkeeper immediately responded, and then came to the door of Wei Chendong's room alone, knocked on the door a few times carefully, no one answered, he increased his strength, but still no one answered, he was a little panicked now, but the door was locked, there was no way, so he had to tell the shopkeeper about the situation, and the shopkeeper was also frightened, and ordered the shopkeeper to smash the door open to see what was inside, but he didn't dare to go.
The shopkeeper who was a little frightened had no choice, so he had to step forward alone, kicking the door open with a few kicks, and the eyes were the remnants of a table of cold cups, as well as a motionless figure lying on the bed, the shopkeeper stepped forward in fear, looked at Wei Chendong, who was staring wide-eyed and motionless, and exclaimed: "Oh, mom, it's not good, it's dead."
The shopkeeper immediately ran away in a panic, knocked down the tables, chairs and benches, and didn't have time to clean up, so he reported the news to the shopkeeper in horror.
"Hurry up and report to the official."
The shopkeeper ordered someone to report to the official, and he had to go to Wei Chendong's room to check it out, trying to figure out what the reason was, but he must not have anything to do with him.
Looking at the lonely room, the shopkeeper felt furious in his heart, and was carefully walked in by the shopkeeper.
"Oh, mother, it's a corpse."
As soon as I entered the door, I saw that the figure who was lying on the bed had sat up on the edge of the bed, looking at the door intently.
"Ouch, my mother, you have no conscience, you don't care about Lao Tzu."
Seeing that he was abandoned, the shopkeeper was frightened, shouting and turning around to run out, but after all, he was old, and his movements were slow, and as soon as he arrived at the door, he was blocked by a figure, and his body almost bumped into it, and when he looked at it, it was suddenly the figure just now, the shopkeeper's legs were weak, and he sat on the ground with his buttocks, trembling with fright, and muttered: "Mr. Ghost spares his life, your death is not my business, your food is neither poisonous nor ...... bad"
The shopkeeper explained while begging for mercy, it was really a handful of snot and tears, worse than the dead father, Wei Chendong frowned.
"Okay, okay, where did the ghost come from in broad daylight, master, I'm a big living person, I don't believe you look at it."
The shopkeeper was about to cry, but when he heard Wei Chendong's reminder, his eyes lit up, and he began to look at it, no, there was still a shadow.
"You're really not a ghost?"
", Lao Tzu is a ghost producer".
Hearing the words, the shopkeeper was dull for a while, then wiped his nose and eyes dry, got up from the ground casually, and said fiercely: "Okay, you are a second pillar, dare to play me, Lao Tzu has to tell you to roll up and get out."
After speaking, he staggered out, ignoring Wei Chendong at all.
Shaking his head, he prayed in his heart for the shopkeeper, and immediately followed out, shouting: "Shopkeeper, come and drink some food, otherwise, you will really become a starving ghost."
On this day and night, Wei Chendong was lying on the bed, not doing nothing, or to scare anyone, but combing through the chaotic thoughts, no matter who suddenly came to this chaotic era from a peaceful era, he would not adapt to it all at once.
In the past thirty hours, Wei Chendong thought a lot, first of all, it was difficult for him to go back in a short time, since he couldn't go back, what should he do, should he get by, or find something to do?
Obviously, the first situation does not fit his surname, since he has to do things, in this era, it is too much, and he spent nearly twenty hours to sort out his next ideals and goals a little.
"It's good that I didn't send Lao Tzu to the primitive society, otherwise, I would really have to cry", Wei Chendong, who figured it out, was even a little lucky.
Wei Chendong is so good, his adaptability is still quite strong, and at the same time, he still has some Ah Q spirit in his heart, don't say it, this kind of spiritual victory method is really effective in some cases.
Filling his stomach, Wei Chendong changed to a more remote room, immediately locked the door, lay down on the bed, stuffed his whole body with the quilt, and then took out the magic mobile phone and skillfully dialed the familiar number.
"Beep ......" a connecting sound sounded.
After a while, "Hey, Chendong, is that you?" A female voice came from the other side.
Hearing the familiar voice, Wei Chendong's heart warmed, and he said excitedly: "Xiaoli, it's me."
"You bastard, why don't you call me? Where are you doing? What's your number? I don't have any call records on my mobile phone, I can't find it in the mobile company, I can't call you if I want to......" Wang Xiaoli chattered for a while, and a large series of questions smashed Wei Chendong dizzy, but Wei Chendong didn't feel impatient, but listened sweetly, I didn't think it was very beautiful before, but at this time, it was like a natural sound.
"Chendong, are you there? Listening to me? Seeing that there was no response from the other side for a long time, Wang Xiaoli asked suspiciously.
"Oh, I'm here", came back to his senses, and said again, "Xiaoli, your voice is so good, no matter how you listen to it, it's not enough."
Wang Xiaoli was stunned for a moment, her face was slightly red, she sneered at him, and said, "When is it, I'm still joking, I have so many questions, and you haven't told me yet."
"Hey, I don't even know the use of this phone, I don't know what my number is, I just know that I can talk to you."
Thinking of something again, Wei Chendong's face turned straight, and he said urgently: "Xiaoli, I have something to do with you now, you have to help me."
Hearing Wei Chendong's anxious voice, Wang Xiaoli was also a little flustered, and promised again and again: "Chendong, tell me quickly, what can I do now?" ”
What Wei Chendong is most afraid of now is that the mobile phone will suddenly run out of power, because the charger doesn't know where it is, in case it runs out of power, it is not as good as a brick, so he didn't dare to delay, and hurriedly said: "Xiaoli, I need you to find some information, for example, the cultural relics unearthed from now until our era."
"Huh? You're going to rob a tomb? As soon as she heard this, Wang Xiaoli seemed to think of something.
"Yes, it's not to ask for money anywhere, don't want it domestic, no matter what, I won't betray my ancestors, find some foreign ones, the more the better, such as Xiao Yueben's, the country's, India's most, dig his ancestral grave, steal his death."
"Oh, okay, okay, what about what?"
"How to make drugs", Wei Chendong said lightly, but he still couldn't suppress the surging in his heart.
"Drugs, you want to sell drugs?" When Wang Xiaoli heard this, her mouth opened wide, and she couldn't close it for a long time, this thing is not a joke.
"In these years, opium is rampant, and the money has been made by the gringos, I want to let them all spit it out, rest assured, I will be measured, I will not sell it in the country, although I am not a good person, but I will not harm my own compatriots."
The other side was silent for a long time before Wang Xiaoli breathed a long sigh of relief: "But where do you want me to find these things?" ”
"Hehe, those dead friends who are looking for me, if you don't know, ask them more, and it doesn't hurt to tell them about me, anyway, it's not that the young people of the new era can't accept this supernatural event", Wei Chendong smiled slightly.
Tongtian Rat is one of his friends, wearing more than 1,000 degrees of glasses all day long and wandering around the Internet, don't you say, this guy is still super capable, two years ago, because of the Diaoyu Islands incident, Chinese hackers were furious, and they united to bombard the major famous websites of Yuben, which turned the world upside down.
Tongtian rat also participated, this guy pulled a piece of on the official website of the political axe, and there was a national flag on it, afraid that people would not understand it, and wrote a note, saying: As long as the plaster flag is inserted, it will become a book, is this lump big enough? It was given away for free, not enough, the Chinese pulled a bubble and filled it up along the coast of Yuben, which is guaranteed to be larger than the Diaoyu Islands.
After Wei Chendong's reminder, remembering what that guy did, Wang Xiaoli also smiled meaningfully, the three words Tongtian Mouse were not given to him by everyone for nothing.
"Is there anything else going on then?"
Then, Wei Chendong reported a lot of things and asked Wang Xiaoli to help inquire in case of emergency.
"You check all of these, and then ask them to see what else I can do here, you work together to make me the demon king of this era", Wei Chendong burst out with pride, his heart was full of expectations, maybe, it is not a bad thing to come here.
The two chatted for a while, "In order to save electricity, I'll hang up", Wei Chendong said helplessly.
"Oh", Wang Xiaoli was also a little lonely, "You wait for my news."
After hanging up the phone, Wei Chendong got out of the quilt, with these things, if he made them, it would be enough for him to live a chic life. Now I can only wait for the news, Wei Chendong put on his clothes, came out of the restaurant, dressed in popular clothes, and drilled into the crowd, no one would have thought that this was a good young man in the 21st century.
"Shanghai a hundred years ago was actually like this", looking at such a chaotic and dilapidated place, it is actually Shanghai, the world's super metropolis today, which really made Wei Chendong a little uncomfortable, shook his head, and walked aimlessly.
The shouting of all kinds of hawkers, the shouting of rickshaw drivers from time to time filled the ears, from time to time in the crowd saw some people dressed differently from the Chinese, really worthy of the largest concession, there are really a lot of gringos, looking at the Chinese who have avoided in front of foreigners, Wei Chendong frowned, feeling very sad, the Chinese are bullied, the country is weak, it is bullied, and power is the eternal truth.
Suddenly, a noisy sound interrupted Wei Chendong's thoughts, looking for sound and walking, but saw in front of a restaurant, three Benronin were beating a Chinese, looking at his dress, it should be a shop guy, at this time he was being knocked to the ground, holding his head with both hands, the three Benronin unceremoniously fists and kicks added, the surrounding crowd avoided from a distance, for fear of harming the pond fish, let alone onlookers, only the shopkeeper and a few shop guys in the restaurant were afraid to look at it.
Finally, an older shopkeeper couldn't stand it anymore and stepped forward and said carefully, "You can't fight anymore, otherwise you will beat him to death."
Seeing that someone persuaded them, the three of them not only did not listen, but stabbed them all together, and knocked the shopkeeper to the ground, and the other people did not dare to dissuade them, until they beat the two of them to no longer move, and the three of them stopped.
"Zhina pig, don't you Chinese often say, 'Friends come from afar, it's not happy'? It's rude to charge money for dinner, it's impolite, you should fight, haha......", one shouted in a piercing voice like a broken gong, and after saying that, there was a burst of laughter, and the other two also laughed wildly.
The three Yue themselves sang the song and slowly left, looking at the Chinese who were afraid to avoid, full of a sense of national superiority.
Seeing the three people walking away, the people in the restaurant immediately rushed out and picked up the two people who had been beaten unconscious from the ground, and the surrounding crowd slowly gathered around, accusing them of their bad behavior.
"This little book, eating overlord meals without giving money and beating people, is really a beast."
"I don't think it's even as good as a beast, and if a beast eats something given by a human, it will wag its tail a few times."
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Wei Chendong did not participate in this kind of abuse, a few cold lights flashed in his eyes, and he silently followed a few people, and when he passed a small stall, he bought a black cloth, stuffed it into his pocket, and followed silently.
A few of them obviously felt that in China, they were heaven and earth, and no one dared to provoke them, so they acted debauchery and did not care about it.
A few people finally passed through the bustling urban area, entered a residential area, and passed through several alleys, the population gradually became scarce, and the surroundings were a lot quieter.
Wei Chendong glanced around, took out a black cloth and tied it on his face, immediately followed quietly from behind, sped up his pace, and when he was only a few meters away from the last person, he immediately ran up and accelerated, a few meters away in an instant, and quickly rose into the air, before the short man could hear the sound and react, Wei Chendong had already reached his back, and the elbow of his right hand hit his shoulder fiercely from top to bottom, the short man was directly short, his knees were weak, and he fell to the ground, letting out a scream like killing a pig, and his right body seemed to be paralyzed, unconscious.
However, the screams of this dwarf immediately alarmed the two people walking in front, Wei Chendong didn't look at it, stepped forward, his right hand swung out wildly, one of them just turned around, and before he could see clearly, he felt that his vision was dark, and a big fist pounced head-on.
"Hmm", the guy instinctively covered his mouth that was hit by the fist, retreated again and again, spit out a mouthful of bloody yellow teeth, and shouted with his bloody mouth open, the teeth that were already not arranged in order were even more disorganized at this time.
Taking advantage of your illness to kill you, Wei Chendong flew out with a quick kick and hit that guy directly.
......A miserable voice pierced the sky, and the guy's face immediately turned the color of pig liver, and his eyes widened. See if you're still up in the future? He said that he didn't have a sunflower treasure book, so he could only be a eunuch."
Wei Chendong sneered in his heart, quickly aimed his eyes at the last person, after the resistance of the first two, this guy finally reacted, some drunk and dizzy minds immediately sobered up a lot, and he pulled out his saber and was about to rush up, Wei Chendong dodged and bullied directly, sent his right foot forward, kicked on the handle of his knife, and directly inserted the knife that had not been pulled out into the sheath, the guy was startled, immediately turned sideways, and continued to prepare to draw the knife to fight, but Wei Chendong would not give him a chance, he wanted to fight quickly, use both fists and feet, and be ruthless, after a while, The guy was beaten to a pig's head amid the screams.
Wei Chendong took extra care of his stinky mouth, and he hated it most that he scolded the Chinese as "Zhina pig", so now he unceremoniously sent them a pig, looking at the pig's head and pig's brain, the pig's mouth was just a pig's tail.
After beating the three of them to the point that they couldn't get up, Wei Chendong immediately stepped forward and groped in their arms, scavenged all the money and belongings, and after confirming that there were no clues left, he took a step and fled.
Wei Chendong did not want to behead a few devils, but this matter had a great impact, wounding and killing people, those are two concepts, he himself can escape, but it will bring trouble to the political axe, and it is the Chinese who will suffer at that time, if it were not for the fact that the current Yue himself is not ready to fight, he will not make a move, so as not to leave any excuse for Yue himself to start a war.
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