Yang Wanli (1127-1206), a great poet of the Southern Song Dynasty, once wrote a poem that "three West Lakes are one color in autumn, Qiantang Yingshui and Luofu", saying that Hangzhou West Lake, Yingzhou West Lake, Huizhou West Lake are three-legged, famous all over the world, they were all Su Shi was relegated to the place, it is really "Dongpo everywhere there are West Lake".

This Hangzhou West Lake is the Qiantang Lake in Hangzhou, Zhejiang, which is Su Shi in the Northern Song Dynasty Yuanyou five years (1090) when he served as the governor of Hangzhou, dredged the West Lake to build the "Su Causeway", and retained this big puddle in the west of the city, and then called this place "West Lake".

This Yingzhou West Lake is 9 kilometers west of Fuyang City, Anhui Province, a few hundred meters wide from east to west, 3.7 kilometers from north to south, and a large pond in the shape of carrots in the north and south of the tip of the south, which was originally a wide place of the Thirty Mile River, the circumference of the lake is about 11.5 kilometers, the lake surface is about 5.74 square kilometers, and the water depth is 1-2 meters. This is when Su Shi was transferred to Yingzhou in August of the sixth year of Yuanyou (1091), with his consistent temperament, he left the landscape project and Fengyue project in Yingzhou - Yingzhou West Lake, Yingzhou Su Causeway.

This Huizhou West Lake is a section of the Luofu River in Huizhou, Guangdong, called "Feng Lake". The lake is as wide as 10 kilometers from east to west and up to 8 kilometers from north to south, and has an area of 10 square kilometers at its peak. This lake was built in the Northern Song Dynasty. Chen Wei, the governor of the state, was the first to operate the West Lake, and he "led the lake to irrigate the fields, and the benefits of fish, lotus root, pu and reed", so that the West Lake was "rich for the people", and was called Fenghu. At the same time, at the same time, build embankments and bridges on the lake, build pavilions, make Fenghu Lake known as "the victory of Guangdong" at that time, in June of the first year of Shaosheng in the Northern Song Dynasty (1094 AD), Su Shi was degraded to Huiyang (now Huizhou City, Guangdong) as the deputy envoy of Ningyuan Army, he called Fenghu Lake West Lake, first, the lake is located in the west of the city, and secondly, because of this lake in Huizhou, he reminded him of the West Lake of Hangzhou, Yingzhou West Lake. Later, Huizhou West Lake was opened, and Huizhou West Lake also had a "Su Causeway".

Okay, now, let's take a look at the objective function, social role, and historical status of these "West Lakes" that Su Shi deliberately managed and repeatedly praised for future generations.

Wang Mumu believes that the three "West Lakes" have good landscape functions, "the West Lake and West Lake are quite comparable, and they are covered with Hangzhou Hui light makeup; Hui is the quality of Ramie Luotun, and the king of Hangzhou is the king of singing and dancing". Hangzhou West Lake is rich and warm, like a graceful and luxurious young woman, known as "the west of Wu Palace"; Huizhou West Lake is elegant and fresh, like a naturally beautiful girl, natural and pure, and has the reputation of "the west of Ramie Village". As for "Yingzhou West Lake", Su Shi himself said: "In the dust, I don't know who is male and female." In his eyes, the 6.39 square kilometers of Hangzhou West Lake and the 5.74 square kilometers of Yingzhou West Lake, the 15 kilometers of Hangzhou West Lake and the 11.5 kilometers of Yingzhou West Lake, both have the "Su Causeway" of the two cities of the West Lake are "unaware" and "male and female", of course, this refers to its scenery, refers to its function for people to enjoy and recreation.

Therefore, the three "West Lakes" are all eye-catching image projects for a government and a leader, and they are all obvious political achievement projects. People come and go, and the leaders come up to have a cup of tea and listen to a song; Friends come over to sleep and have fun, which is a good platform. However, for the national economy and people's livelihood, in that era, there was no tourism, and there was no tertiary industry that actively supported the tourism industry, so at that time, the contribution of its landscape function to the farts of chickens was negligible.

Generally, we judge the success or failure of the projects of rivers, lakes and seas from the perspective of water conservancy, such as Dujiangyan, such as Zhengguo Canal, the landscape is a by-product, not the leading goal. For the three lakes of Hangzhou West Lake, Yingzhou West Lake and Huizhou West Lake, none of them have the function of farmland water conservancy.

Hangzhou's West Lake is claimed to be dredged in order to protect the city, and it is for the service of urban residents, and it has nothing to do with agriculture in the first place; Yingzhou West Lake is connected with the large tributary of the Yinghe River, the Quanhe River is a tributary of the Huaihe River, the tributary of the Shaying River, the water is abundant, the water flow is stable, the original natural lake, in the water conservancy, the original water storage and flood control function is basically naturally formed, not by the descendants of manpower; From the overall situation, it is on the shore of the Dongjiang River, at the northeast end of the Pearl River Delta, and it is bordered by Daya Bay in the South China Sea in the south, so the water conservancy here has nothing to do with Huizhou West Lake.

In terms of transportation, we can also look at the essence of Hangzhou West Lake as a lake rather than a river, and the Su Causeway and bridges of Yingzhou West Lake and Huizhou West Lake are mainly landscape functions, and there is no essential large transportation and logistics function. What's more, compared with the West Lake in Hangzhou, the West Lake in Yingzhou is so slender and the West Lake in Huizhou is so irregular, this traffic problem is not the purpose of Su Shi's work, he deliberately wants to have water, boats, boat girls, and flower boats.

In fact, Wang Mumu knows that in addition to the three West Lakes of Hangzhou, Yingzhou, and Huizhou mentioned by Yang Wanli, among the 36 West Lakes in China, which are directly related to Su Shi, there is also Leizhou West Lake.

This Leizhou West Lake is the Luohu Lake of Leizhou, Zhanjiang, Guangdong, was founded in the Northern Song Dynasty, and then because of the Song Shaosheng seven years (1101) Su Shi degraded from Huizhou to Eas, thousands of miles of trek through Leizhou, and his brother Su Zhe who degraded Lei encountered, and the two were full of joy and sorrow. The brothers chose a day to go boating on Luohu Lake, drunk and traveled in the landscape, and did not want to return, and went to the lakeside Tianning Shan Temple to rest, and the fun was still strong, and the four words of "the first in ten thousand mountains" were written on this book. Later, Luohu was renamed "West Lake" because of Su Shi's "West Lake" complex.

Look at these "West Lakes", after working hard and losing money, after becoming famous, what did Su Shi do there?

In Hangzhou's West Lake, Su Shi is very full of West Lake. The West Lake is completed, the Su Causeway is completed, the landscape is established, the official prostitutes are ready-made, the old is good and the new is new, and the self-assessment "although the government has no skill, the heart is in the people", he himself said that he is in the "government" and "no skill", so the people who fan him are leisurely.

As for Su Shi's "heart" and "people" in the people, it is not the "people" who are "worried about the country and the people", so those who fan him should not use this as a shield to resist him. The "people" who weave this shield are not "workers, peasants and soldiers", nor are they "peasants and businessmen", but "monks and prostitutes".

There are three main types of people in Hangzhou: one is a flowery monk who does not abide by his duty and chases a false name and has no intention of chanting scriptures; One is a beautiful chick with red lips, thin eyebrows, slender waist and good face; There is also a category of literati and celebrities who are bored and elegant, full of benevolence, righteousness and morality.

He plays with monks, seems tasteful, and doesn't care about worldly names; He and the chick bubble are suave, which can stimulate creative enthusiasm and extinguish the internal fire by the way; He literati and celebrities brag, they can spit and complain, criticize current affairs at will, and freely ridicule those busy officials who are making changes in the capital, and they can also show that although they drink and drink and drink girls, they still can't stop their ambitions for the world, and they are sought after by future generations of colleagues and lovers.

For example, Su Shi played with Monk Shenliao and made a bet about the ninety-two steps; About the strip tray sitting and pretending to be a ghost; Regarding Su Shi's "the world must not see", the naked tǐ "there are sunspots like a beidou"; About "Visiting the Lonely Mountain in the Lonely Mountain"; about going to the temple to hold the pig's trotters and gnaw on them; About the "day with the Buddha seal to poetry and wine for fun"; about his own "smell and know women"; Regarding the new official taking office, "the camp prostitutes all went out to welcome them"; Constant text messages about being friends with camp prostitutes; about the company of official prostitutes; About the family collection "Kabuki several people"; Regarding the domestic Kabuki N accompaniment, "a few powdered Yu waited to come out and promise"; About "He Bridegroom" with "drama drinking"; about "Jiang Shenzi • Phoenix Mountain Rains and Sunny Days"; Regarding the "nine-tailed spirit fox, from the good appointment" and "color art is the most in a state" Zhou Sheng's "Mu Zhounan's transformation", although its meaning is commendable; The group of empty Hebei and northern Hebei should not be allowed"; Regarding "the envoy of the ministry is quite talented", they all want to "get together day and night" with him; about their own "overwhelmed" and "tired"; Su Shi was drunk every day in Hangzhou, and he hurt his body and stomach, so he unceremoniously called Hangzhou, the paradise on earth, "wine and food hell".

In Hangzhou, Su Shi also absurdly took women to flirt with monks. Hangzhou's Datong Zen Master, "noble conduct", and has a habit of cleanliness, "people are not fasting, dare not go to the hall". And Su Shi "coerced a prostitute for a day". The Zen man was angry and rebuked Su Shi. Su Shi shook his hand and wrote a poem "Nan Kezi", persuading the Datong Zen master to "mountain monk Mo frown", "I also don't suspect each other when I play on the spot", and let the prostitute sing to the serious Datong Zen master to extinguish the fire. The Zen master had no choice but to let him mess around, so he "stopped all day long".

In Hangzhou, Su Shi also paid for Wang Chaoyun to go home to "warm the bed" very romantically.

Wang Chaoyun is a courtesan who is beautiful: "Beautiful as a spring garden, eyes like the morning light." "The temperament is very good:" The mist is misty and the spring is dissolved, and the dawn is beautiful." The song and dance are graceful and gentle: "Take advantage of the Luan Feijing, turn around and swallow the sky." "A charming chick. Su Shi took a fancy to Chaoyun at a drinking party, and after being dazzled, he asked the price and bought it immediately. He was thirty-nine years old at the time, and Xiao Chaoyun was only twelve years old.

Su Shi was very satisfied with Xiao Chaoyun and wrote a famous poem for her "Drinking the Lake After the Rain": "The water is bright and sunny, and the mountains are empty and rainy." If you want to compare West Lake to Xizi, it is always appropriate to wear heavy makeup. ”

With a little girl with a crimson face, from then on, West Lake also had a rather qíng nickname: West Lake, West Lake. Therefore, Wang Mumu is really speechless, many descendants, when they talk about West Lake, they praise it as "heavy makeup is always appropriate", that beauty, don't you feel sour? Hehe, Su fans, Master Su's "heavy makeup and light makeup are always appropriate" is praising Xiao Chaoyun, West Lake is stained with the light of Xizi, it is the Xizi girl who "heavy makeup is always appropriate" first, and West Lake is recognized as "heavy makeup is always appropriate" in the back! So, isn't this "heavy makeup and light makeup" a little sour? Powder collapse? Sticky Fufu? Fragrant?

A twelve-year-old girl made a concubine for a thirty-nine-year-old man with a heart, and her married life was beyond the scope of what was allowed to be described in online articles. Can you imagine what other tasks can be done besides being enjoyed? Fortunately, Xiao Chaoyun is smart and beautiful, Su Shi has written a lot of poems and articles for Xiao Chaoyun, far more than those written to his wife Wang Fu and his wife Wang Yanzhi, and his wife is not as good as a concubine!

Su Shi is in Hangzhou, drinking, picking up girls, rowing, flirting with monks, attacking others, and there seems to be no other major event. As for his understanding of the West Lake and Su Causeway in Hangzhou, Wang Mumu remembered that when Su Shi was an official in Hangzhou, he once went to Huzhou to inspect the embankment project and was received by Sun Jue, who knew Huzhou, who had just been demoted from the capital. Su Shi drank a few glasses of wine, and then wrote "Seven Uniques for the Old Man" to persuade Sun Jue: You and I have been separated from the group for a long time, and we have long been "cold and discouraged", and now we have made an appointment that we are not allowed to talk about political affairs, and whoever dares to foul will be fined a large glass of wine. In fact, Su Shi not only likes to do political affairs outside the eight hours, but also does not like to do his part within eight hours, you listen, he said to Sun Jue: "It is not my business to defend the water as an embankment, and I will send Tiaoxi into Taihu Lake." It means that he would rather sit and watch the river flow eastward than start building a dam. Therefore, that time, Su Shi, who went to inspect the embankment project, did not go to the construction site, but asked Sun Jue to "temporarily borrow the official slave to play the flute, and the new moon of the Ming Dynasty to the third watch", and after playing all night with the official slave, he left, and said, "Last year, I visited Gushan in Lari, and I borrowed the monk's window for half a day. Don't think about returning to his wife, the Taoist has an appointment and must pay it back", he finished playing with the woman and went to play with the monk.

Therefore, as far as Su Shi's style of "sending Tiaoxi into Taihu Lake in idleness", Wang Mumu really can't figure out where else he can do any water conservancy projects? ! If he wades into "water" or "lake", it is very likely that he will "send" because he is "idle".

Su Shi is in Hangzhou, and the color is full of West Lake. So when he was in Yingzhou West Lake and Huizhou West Lake, did his style change?

In Huizhou, Su Shi arrived in Huizhou not long after, that is, he was overwhelmed by the deep, tortuous and beautiful West Lake, not only often visited during the day, but also visited at night, even all night. He said: "Yu tastes the night to climb the Hejiang Tower, or travel to Fenghu Lake (here is the West Lake of Huizhou) with guests, enter the Zen Temple, knock Luo Fudao Temple, climb the Xiaoyao Hall, and catch Xiaonai. Even after degrading Hainan again, he still remembered the West Lake, and once said: "Go to the New Year, and travel to Xiaoyaotang with Ziye." The day is gone, because of the West Mountain knocking Luo Floating Dao Courtyard, to, has been two drums. Then he stayed in the West Hall. "Hehe, if government workers are as willful as he is, "catch Xiao Naigui", then who will work from 9 to 5? Maintain the normal operation of government agencies?

In Yingzhou, Su Shi served as the Taishou of Yingzhou as a bachelor of Longtu Pavilion. During the period in Yingzhou, 10,000 Yellow River husbands dredged Yingzhou West Lake, directly to Jiaopo Pond, and the dredging soil was piled up into the berm of Yingzhou West Lake, and weeping willows were planted all over, which was called Su Causeway. Su Shi was entangled in official business, but he was full of fun, "Accompany me to the autumn insects of the frost night", Lord Su is still good at fighting crickets.

At that time, Su Shi and Zhao Delin ruled the West Lake in Yingzhou but did not change Yangzhou, so Yun:

Taishan is infinite, and the details are in the dwarf.

In the dust, I didn't realize who was male and female.

(Lai Shiyun and Hang Zhengxiong) I am in Qiantang Tuohulu, and the embankment is anxious to prosper.

The six bridges cross the heavens and the Han, and the north mountain begins to pass with the south screen.

Suddenly, 250,000 zhang was shocked, and the old leaf swept through the sky.

The autumn color is made at the end of the sun, and the water lingers with the Zhaoling Palace.

The more you can't get there, the more you can sit and think about it, and borrow the Jun Moon Axe to repair the haze.

There are no twenty-four bridges, in exchange for ten glass winds.

The water in the thunder pond is dry and the grass is full, and the Baochai cultivates the remaining Luanlong.

Next year, the poet will come to hang the ancients and accompany me to the autumn insects of the frost night.

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In Leizhou, Su Shi was actually just "passing through", and as a result, he met his brother Su Zhe, who degraded Lei, and he was very "crazy". The brothers went boating on the lake, stepping on the temple and staying in the temple, Su Shi during the "Shuanggui" period would "never want to return", it is conceivable how strong this one's playfulness is. The inscription, building things, wrote "the first in ten thousand mountains", and was not happy, and wrote "Fubo Temple Record". It's just that in addition to "deep fish music" and "water comes naturally", "thousands of miles of eunuchs travel to the sea country, and the general countryside remembers Hangzhou", is there any bitterness in the crazy play?

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Wang Mumu sighed in his heart, his "favorite island", overseas development, deep down he just didn't want to have any entanglement with those historical bigwigs, especially people like Su Shi, that is, after a thousand years, there are groups of Su fans at home and abroad, but now, Xu Xian "built a bridge" and was put on the shelf again, what should I do? In fact, he did not deliberately want to question the most glorious "Su Di" in his political career, but wanted to understand the scholars of this era from the living facts and crack the inevitable demise of the two Song Dynasty. Of course, when these words come out, it is inevitable that Su fans will be patted with blue nose and swollen eyes. Alas, I am afraid of death, I am afraid of death, I have to be low-key, more skillful, and more thoughtful when I go to Hangzhou this time, and don't be hunted down and assassinated again......