Zi once said: A cheap man will have a good temper and cultivation, a shorter time of anger and anger, more love and care, and less resentment.

Therefore, cheapness is virtue.

But if virtue is too famous, it will become a lack of virtue.

Huang Shiren's cheapness, which one in the fairy world does not know which one does not know, this slut, since ancient times, has taken this as the biggest proud capital, if he recognizes the second, he is confident that no one in the world dares to call the first.

But in front of this army, Wukong was blown up by his own wishful golden hoop stick, Nezha was blown out of his nostrils, and even Zhu Zizhen's pig whip suffered, it seems that this person is definitely not below himself above the cheap!

Fuck you! Such a great person, I like it! And it will!

Huang Shiren stomped his feet and rushed to the front of the formation from the small car with a roar, but in the light, an old way appeared.

This old man, dressed in a white robe, has a spurted beard, looking at Huang Shiren, a pair of old eyes are like duck eggs, gritting his teeth and trembling all over.

My mother! Huang Shiren couldn't bear it, glanced at Lao Dao, turned around, looked up, looked at the sky, and said to himself: "Oh, the weather is really damn good today, it's windy and rainy, small ones, hurry up and put away your clothes, I will find a place to shelter from the rain." ”

Fifty thousand elites heard what he said, and almost didn't throw the swords, guns, swords, and halberds in their hands on the ground.

The sun is shining, and it's raining?

When Huang Shiren said this, he was about to slip away riding the ninety-nine red cloud scattering gourd, but he saw that the space around him was distorted, and the old road blocked the way.

"Huang San, your mother, where to go!?"

The corners of Huang Shiren's mouth twitched, but a chrysanthemum-like smile appeared on his face: "Oops! Isn't this hugging an old brother!? How do you have the time to get out of Zixiao Palace? Wouldn't you be teasing the old sow of Zixiao Palace and being kicked out by Hongjun, right? Or, you old thing, have moved your mortal heart and want to come to the Nether to find a beautiful cutie to fight your teeth......"

When he heard this, he raised his slap and was about to fan it, but he was already hugged by Huang Shiren.

"Brother, look at you, it's true, come down to me and don't say hello! This brother, why do I also make an eight-lift sedan chair to meet you, and then one or two hundred stunning beauties to serve you, wouldn't it be good? Let me tell you, I've been mixing well lately, I'm out of breath, look at it, look at how many Erlang I have under my hands? Brother, let's go for a walk, go to the big tent, I invite you to drink, I tell you, this wine is so good, even my master and I are willing to give it to him! You have long legs and a long mouth, and your mother's luck ......."

This slut hugged and hugged one, chirping crookedly, laughing and making trouble, and pulled and hugged one into the account.

That hug one, originally made up his mind to make this slut look good as soon as they met, but he was messed around by this slut, his head was as big as a fight, and he heard that there was a superb wine, and he was also moved, and he unconsciously followed him in, at his mercy.

Entering the big tent, Huang Shiren slapped his hands, Wukong and others limped in, Huang Shiren took out good wine from the fairy bag, and opened the lid, it was really fragrant.

Although Bao Yi was a cow, he had never drunk such good wine in Zixiao Palace, and as a result, he drank twenty or thirty jars in one go, and shouted a refreshing shout.

"Slut, do you know why I'm here this time?" Hug Yi drank refreshed, hugged the wine jar and looked at Huang Shiren and smiled slightly.

This smile made Wukong and the others tremble.

They are all cattle under Huang Shiren's hands, and they have always been flying and domineering, but in front of this old way, they feel like ants, and they have no presumptuous thoughts at all.

This old way, it's so powerful! Master, I'm afraid it's not good!

It's no wonder, when did my master offend such a cow? Could it be that gambling money owes a lot of money? Or, is it abducted someone's wife? Wukong pondered in his heart, holding the Ruyi Golden Hoop stick tightly in his hand, ready to strike at any time.

"Brother, you're a bastard when you say this, we're all brothers, brothers, you only look for me when you have something, it's too outward. Besides, it's okay, so you can't find me? "Huang Shiren's eggs are incomparable.

"You slut! Bring me something! Hug Yi stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Huang Shiren.

"Something, something?" Huang Shiren looked unaware.

"What do you say!? Damn! The matter of Zixiao Palace, forgot!? "I'm really going crazy with Hugyi.

"Oh, look at my surname, brother, isn't it just a thing, can it compare to the friendship of our brothers?" Huang Shiren muttered, slowly pounded something out of the fairy bag, put it in his hand, and looked painful: "Brother, this thing is my top heart!" Alas. ”

Hug and open the old eyes, but when I saw where was what I wanted in my hand, it was clearly a bottle, with a red paper pasted on it, and a crooked line of words: "I love a mallet"!

"Rub! You slut! "Coming this time, Bao Yi heard from Yuan Shi Tianzun about the bastard thing that this slut did, and also heard what this bastard "I love a mallet" is, snorted coldly, one hand is like electricity, five fingers are like hooks, and he pinched Huang Shiren's neck.

"Slut, today your master is not here, Hongjun is not here, believe it or not, I can pinch you to death with one finger."

"Rub! You're five fingers! ”

"Die! Hurry up and get it! I don't want the binary fruit, the sky-swallowing bag must be given to me! ”

"Brother, let go of your hand first, I have something to say!" Huang Shiren struggled, hugged and let go.

"Brother, you're not a big boss, what do you want to do with the Sky Swallowing Bag? Seriously, this sky-swallowing bag is very useful! ”

"What's the use?!"

"You don't know the current situation, Yuan Shi's group of rabbit cubs have to deal with me, and in order to get it, I have to have something to deal with them! Isn't that the truth? ”

"That's your business, it has nothing to do with me!"

That's a cheap thing to say! Brother, let me ask you, did the bastard bully you bully so little? ”

"This ......" hugged and sniffed.

"Brother, for countless years, the brother-in-law of Mixed Yuan has been riding on your head all day long and, even if you can bear it, I can't bear it as a brother! I'm going to get you angry! Yuan Shi is the second goods raised by the mixed yuan, if I engage in his gang, it is to slap the face of the mixed yuan, it is to give you anger, this he swallows the sky bag in my hands, which plays a greater role than in you? If you want it, it's just alchemy, and the mixed yuan will still bully you, and I'm different, if I have this thing, I can bully them, and I can give you anger, don't you want to see the mixed yuan vomiting blood? ”

"Naturally." Hugyi said an honest word.

"That's it!" Huang Shiren hugged his shoulders and whispered: "Brother, there are a few chicks under Yuan Shi's hands who are very good, if you want to have a figure, you want to have a face, how about I catch it, let you try it?" ”

"Die! I see if you want to be second-hand. ”

"Really, do you have to be so straightforward?" Huang Shiren smiled with a smirk.

It's also good to be in a good mood to this mess. He is in Zixiao Palace, although he is the supreme in the world, but the height is unbearable, and he is extremely lonely, and he gags with Huang Shiren, which is really refreshing.

Fuck it! Where is the shit luck of Lu Zhudao to find such a disciple? If I also have such a disciple, this life can be regarded as a happy life. Alas. Hug Yi and looked at Huang Shiren, and he was really jealous of Lu Jian in his heart.

The slut in front of him, although he is as cheap as shit, but he just looks happy, what else can he do?

Although Bao Yi is honest, he is not a fool, so he naturally knows why Mixed Yuan asked him to come over and send things? Don't you just want to borrow your own hands to get Huang Shiren?

Your mother's bastard, if you let me do it, I'll do it?! I don't do it!

Huyi made up his mind, but his face was gloomy, and he grabbed Huang Shiren and said: "Ah San, even if you are reasonable, you can't take my baby for nothing!" ”

"Of course! How can I treat my brother badly!? Huang Shiren squeezed his eyebrows, and shook out a bunch of bottles from the fairy bag: "Brother, these things are all my heart!" You see, this is called I love a piece of firewood, this is called we have a leg, this is called a dog going up a tree after knocking it...... It's all the best stuff in the world, you take it back, it's okay to knock a few pieces, it's very cool! ”

"Dog!" Hugyi almost didn't faint. These things, he just swept them with his divine sense, although they are nothing to a person like him who cultivates, but they are indeed the most silver things in the world, who has nothing to knock this thing on!?

"Brother, you are also old, I don't know when you will hang up, life is in the world, you should enjoy it, you should enjoy these things, you accept these things, after a while, I will send you a vote of sister, to ensure that you are not lonely! How is it!? ”

Holding a bead and turning around, he was in a good mood: this slut is not rough in his words, and he is also in a good position. Zixiao Palace Hongjun and Mixed Yuan are tightly controlled, and there are no ghosts around me, if there are some maids to serve, it is not bad.

"Okay, can you say something!?" Huang Shiren said with a smile.

"That...... So much! Hug a red old face and stretched out two fingers.

"Rub! Don't worry, 200 people are fine! Huang Shiren nodded.

Hug one or two eyes up, about to faint, and shook two fingers vigorously!

"Rub! Two thousand!? Well, although it's a little more, it's not like I can't complete it. Good. ”

I almost didn't come up in one breath, and I shook it again.

Huang Shiren is not happy now!

"Dude! Your mother's! Can you get 20,000 people!? ”

Hug one by one and hammer it over: "You should be my nine-legged child!" Two of me is enough! ”

Huang Shiren was beaten and his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and he said: "I've served you, what kind of fun do two people have, two hundred, I'll give you two hundred." ”

"Too much, right?"

"What, I'm worried that you're not capable? Didn't I give you so many treasures just now? ”

"That's not what it means...... This ......"

"Forget it. Don't worry, these things are all covered in the future, how much do you want to supply you, how? ”

"Deal!"

…… Wukong and the others listened to the words of these two sluts, and they really wanted to cry without tears.

The heavens and the earth, the supreme of this dignified Zixiao Palace, how could it be made into this virtuous surname by my master!

Hug Yi was in a good mood, and he was not polite, put away the pile of bottles and cans, and said, "Ah San, ......" "Brother, didn't I tell you to change your name!" It's not a good name! "Oh, really?" He nodded and said, "Ah San, do you know what I came to do this time?" ”

Fuck you! Huang Shiren secretly stretched out his middle finger, and said with a smile on his face: "Old brother naturally has nothing to do and waits for the Three Treasures Palace." "Are you there, your fiery unicorn?"

Huang Shiren smiled, turned his face, and said, "Yueyue, hurry up and come over to give your uncle a salute!" ”

Yueyue's goods can be regarded as extremely profitable, and she ran over and knelt on the ground with a pop, knocked her head three times, and shouted: "Uncle is on top, Xiao Yueyue has kowtowed to you!" ”

Hug one is really a seven-trick smoke: why in a blink of an eye, I lowered my status and became an uncle!? Aren't you going to call that slut brother!?

was about to have a seizure, when he heard Huang Shiren say beside him: "Yueyue, your uncle is a cow, you have to pay more filial piety in the future, so as not to avoid your benefits, do you know?" "Yes! Know! Uncle, you will be my uncle in the future! Yueyue raised her face, and it was a small chrysanthemum again.

hugged one and was about to squirt, and said, "Ah San, I came this time, and your master begged me to come." "Oh, why is my master begging you?" "Your master begs me to come out and send something to your fire unicorn." "Oh?" Huang Shiren smiled: "Then take it out and take a look!" ”

Hug a smile, shake one hand, and a magic weapon appeared in the palm.

What a magic weapon!

This magic weapon is in one place, auspicious and bright, and thousands of rui qi! The eyes of those who are full of lights cannot be opened.

What a magic weapon! What a magic weapon!

Huang Shiren was overjoyed when he saw it!

(To be continued)