After the incident, the hawker was comfortably lying down and smoking, Xie Hongjun helped tidy up the housekeeping, threw the garbage into the basket and lay on the hawker's chest, "Dead ghost, now you can say what you think"

The hawker indifferently spat out the smoke ring, "I've done it all, you still haven't understood?" ”

"What do you mean?"

"Look, you're following me now to repay the favor, right, don't you understand?"

Xie Hongjun picked up a pillow and smashed it, "Repay the favor, repay the kindness, I was deceived by you, hey, wait, you mean... I see, I want to think about it, not to mention that if it is changed, it will really suit the purpose of our conversation."

The peddler shook the ash proudly, "That's, the legend of the White Snake is a classic that has been circulated for a long time, let's just change the time, and add a little bit of the plot of raising the Tao and suppressing the Buddha, it will be perfect."

"Well, that's right, since ancient times, talented people love female ghosts, although Bai Suzhen is not a female ghost, but in order to repay her kindness, she turned into a human form, married a scholar, and also listened to the taste of those who read, and more importantly, the character of Fahai is completely to make the people hate it."

The vendor patted her on the back, "And there is another point, Fahai's final ending is to be thrown into the crab shell, you must know that there is really a part of the crab that looks like a monk, which adds to the convincing power of the matter."

Xie Hongjun nodded in agreement, "But I remember that there was an appearance of Guanyin in the TV series, how are you going to change it?" ”

"Do you remember how to sing a scene, Bai Suzhen at the foot of Qingcheng Mountain, we can change it to Bai Suzhen After cultivating for five hundred years, she was enlightened by Zhang Tianshi, and then she went to the Sui Dynasty for another five hundred years or at what time, this is whatever, to repay the favor in the world, as for Guanyin, keep it, just say that she didn't give Bai Suzhen the elixir to save Xu Xian, and in the end, it was the old mother of Lishan of Daomen who rescued Xu Xian."

"As for the existence of Xu Shilin in the back, it's not necessary, just put Fahai into the crab shell, of course, this is just a general idea, go back and find a street writer, talk about the setting, there are many people who do this on the Internet, let them help change it"

Xie Hongjun glanced at the peddler, "Look at what you can, but this change is indeed more in line with the purpose we need, but I have a question, are you practicing Guanyin like this, aren't you afraid of the gods blaming you?" ”

The peddler burst into laughter, "Ho, fairy? Do you know what the Buddha-figure of Kannon is? ”

This Guanyin's deity, Xie Hongjun, really doesn't know, "What is it?" ”

"Horse, Guanyin's deity is a horse, and then it turned into a man, so you have seen a lot of male Guanyin, and then the monks saw that the man did not seem to be popular with believers, and changed it to the current image of a woman."

"Oh, I see, but whether the deity is a horse or not, at least the later people are immortals."

"Do you know that there is an idiom called wind, cow and horse are not related?"

What does this mean? Does it have something to do with Guanyin? ”

"That is to say, the crazy cow, the horse is not as good, it just so happens that my surname is Niu, and the cow master is crazy, so it doesn't matter if he is a horse or something"

Xie Hongjun was almost angry, "What are you doing, forget it, it's so decided, you can do it yourself."

The peddler extinguished the cigarette and said, "Well, go to bed early, I'll go into the palace tomorrow to see Li Er."

Xie Hongjun snorted, "People were a little uninteresting just now, do you want to come again?" ”

The peddler shook his head vigorously, "Let me go, I can't hold it, and if I come again, it will not be to repay the favor, but to take revenge."

Xie Hongjun rolled the hawker's eyes charmingly, "Don't let you move, I'll come by myself" After speaking, regardless of whether the hawker objected or not, he moved down from the head of the bed, and the hawker felt a slippery tongue from his neck to his chest and then to..."hiss....Osieba (suck it)"

In the morning, Xie Hongjun got up alone, Li Yue'er was eating breakfast, and looked into the room behind her, "Where is Dabao?" Still sleeping? ”

Xie Hongjun nodded, "He's a little tired"

Li Yue'er smiled, "It's still my sister's skills."

Xie Hongjun stomped her foot, blushing "Sister....."

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about it, hurry up and eat, let him sleep, let the next person cook him a black chicken ginseng to make up for it"

The hawker didn't get up until about 11 o'clock in the morning, rubbed the eye droppings in the corners of his eyes, stretched his waist happily, yawned and looked at his watch, and went to wash up slowly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

After eating, I don't know if it's breakfast or lunch, I went out and drove the hawker bread to the palace, and met the old eight driving a family planning car halfway, "Old eight, why are you going?" ”

"Hello uncle, I'll pull some goods, what are you doing here?"

"I'm going to see Your Majesty, there's something going on"

"Oh, that uncle, please, by the way, there are a lot of scholars blocking the road in front, I don't know what is going on, but I heard that it doesn't seem to be a good thing for the uncle, you pay attention"

"It's okay, you can still eat my drops, you can get busy"

After speaking, the two separated, and the hawker continued to go to the palace, and was intercepted by the scholar in Wude Square, this scene frightened the hawker, and hundreds of scholars rolled up their arms and sleeves, not knowing what to do.

The hawker honked the horn, "Let me go, it's okay to go home and study, plug this egg"

A scholar glanced at the hawker sadly and angrily, "National teacher, please pay attention to the words"

"****** bastard, you're blocking my car, pay attention to Nima's words, get out" The hawker had a road rage attack at that time, blocking Lao Tzu's car and not letting him scold, what kind of thing, what identity dares to call out to Niu Ye, does Niu Ye need your education?

The hawker scolded the scholar so cowardly, and it was really a group of lords who bullied the weak and feared the hard, but although the scholar was timid, he set up a human wall, and did not let the hawker pass.

The hawker was speechless, what can you do with this person, we are a national teacher, and we are not the general teacher, so don't roll over!

"Tell me, what the hell are you trying to do? Draw a line for me to hear."

Hearing that the hawker's tone softened, an old-looking gentleman walked out of the crowd, came to the hawker's car and bent down and bowed, "The national teacher is angry, that buddy's tone just now was a little rushed, don't you mind"

The peddler waved his hand, "Say, what the hell is going on?" ”

The old Cheng Shizi stood up straight, "That's the case, we people are very popular when we see the moral half-moon talk released by the national teacher, so we want to join forces to release a similar book."

"Then release it, I didn't stop you"

"National teacher, don't worry, listen to me, let's go to the boss of the bookstore to discuss the matter of printing, because the time we bought it was only twenty wen, so we bid the boss for thirty wen, and according to the standard of moral half-moon talk, our book was published, but the boss kicked us out, we asked why, the boss said, if according to the standard of moral half-moon talk, there is no one hundred and fifty wen to talk about, so some people think that the national teacher is a hindrance from it, and they don't want to see us publish a book, so everyone got together and wanted to ask you for an explanation."

Hearing Shizi finish speaking in one breath, the hawker took out a cigarette casually, and Shizi lit it to the hawker casually, "Yes, I'm very good at it, but everyone else is stupid. Forced, do you know why my book can be sold in 20 Wen? Because the boss's machines are sponsored by me for free, the condition is that I only need to pay personal labor fees to print books there, you want to print, one hundred and fifty wen, I guess the boss still gritted his teeth and agreed, and he didn't know how to be grateful, make a few troubles."

Although the hawker scolded and scolded, but the old adult scholar finally understood what was going on, it turned out that we people thought too much, and the national teacher had never been involved in this matter at all" Thank you for telling the reason" immediately waved his hand to the other scholars "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, let's go back, don't delay the national teacher's errand"

The other scholars who were close to understand what was going on, so they dodged away, and although they didn't know why, they all scattered a road for the peddler, so that the bread had passed, and when they reached the gate of the palace, the peddler spat at the crowd in the distance, "A bunch of stupid. Forced"

The sharp-eyed soldier saw the hawker's movements, and immediately cried and rushed to the ground, "Shame, shame, God, you quickly accept this goods" (to be continued.) )