Chapter 318 Sister, sister, let's withdraw first
Sun Shangxiang continued: "As long as the two of you go to prove with me, with the prestige of the two of you, one is the widow of the governor of the three armies, and the other is the widow of the old lord, and they are ordered to hand over the military power, and they dare not let out a fart?"
In this case, as long as they hand over the military power to me, I will lead the troops to kill the sheep and horn pass, and bring back Liu Cong's defeated and cut off his dog's head. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
You just have to wait in the camp, and then you're done?" ”
When Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao heard it, they felt that this matter was not difficult, and Sun Shangxiang's sister-in-law's analysis also made a little sense, as long as the two of them came forward, how could Ding Feng and Zhu Ran dare to disobey the arrangement? So he agreed and decided to follow his sister Sun Shangxiang to the camp of Sheephorn Pass and seize the military power of Ding Feng and Zhu Ran.
Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao were full of confidence and wanted to act, but when they thought about it, not only had they never held a knife or gun, but even a war horse had never ridden once!
In this way, the full-body wearer walked to the front line of Giethoorn Pass, what is it like? Is it to fight or to send condolences to do*?
The two of them blushed when they thought of this, and they shook their heads and said what they were embarrassed about.
Sun Shangxiang has a way, hearing the two sisters-in-law say this, he actually laughed out loud, and only after laughing enough did he speak and mocked: "Really two sisters-in-law." The saying that 'the horse will not be able to fight immediately' is not false at all.
You are in the house of martial arts, and you can't even get up a war horse.
In this case, I will order the soldiers to carry you in two green sedan chairs and carry them to our barracks at Sheephorn Pass to make a certificate.
When you get there, it's none of your business to fight on horseback and gun."
Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao were still embarrassed when they heard this: "How is this good?" I have never seen a sedan chair carried into battle to fight, and it doesn't make the two armies laugh and lose their big teeth? ”
Sun Shangxiang thought about it and had another idea, and said: "Since it is difficult to carry you in a sedan chair, then order them to weave two bamboo baskets, tie bamboo poles, and carry you separately." Is that okay? Well, for the sake of safety, you will take off this silk and put on your armor. Beware of a hidden arrow wounding the body. ”
"I don't wear anything like that, I can kill people. Besides, those things are worn by men, and they are dirty. ”
Sun Shangxiang was annoyed when he heard this, and complained in his heart: "You chirp like this, how can you do great things." Okay, it's up to you, as long as you can help me prove that you can seize the military power. ”
So he urged: "Okay, okay, sister-in-law." It's up to you, so hurry up and prepare. ”
So Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao got ready, while instructing the people to prepare bamboo baskets, while looking for such and such a busy, while complaining, muttering What since his husband is gone, why is Dongwu so cowardly, and he has to make the women and Taoists come out to fight in battle, "If they live, we still have to suffer like this?" ”
Sun Shangxiang didn't like to listen to it on the side, and he didn't have the heart to say much, so he ordered his subordinates to lead the horses: "Pull out the horses, and when the bamboo chairs are ready, immediately move to the Sheep's Horn Pass." Whew! By the way, tell those maids here who have received the energy of Liu Dashen to bring weapons, knives, guns, bows and arrows, line up, and follow me to the battlefield. ”
Sun Shangxiang put on his armor while commanding, and after a while, he cleaned up his ropes, looked at the mirror, and saw that he was heroic and majestic, and immediately said with confidence and joy: "Women heroes, famous in the first war." My eldest lady Sun will be popular all over the world from now on, and the incense will be famous for eternity! ”
I was so happy that I suddenly felt that something was missing, and I couldn't think of it for a while, so I turned my face to look at Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, who were still busy there, and suddenly remembered: "That's right!" If you want to lead troops to fight on the battlefield, you can't do without the flag. If there is no flag, how can you command the soldiers? ”
Thinking of this, he hurriedly instructed the maid door: "The assembly team gathers the team, the four of you come here, find a big red satin, and immediately make me a flag, the word 'Sun' on the top of the flag should be embroidered with purple silk thread, it should be big, as big as a basin." ”
I was so busy until after lunch, I didn't even bother to eat lunch, and the flag was made;
More than 200 maids from the widow's mountain villa were also assembled;
Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao all changed into tight clothes, and sat in the bamboo basket with a nervous face full of doubts;
Sun Shangxiang's flag was held by a female soldier and was hula-la-la.
Everything is ready, but when Miss Sun gives an order, this group of pink and tender Dongwu beauties will be killed on the front line of Sheephorn Ridge.
Sky! At this time, a group of scouts fled in a panic on horseback, and when they came, they reported in a mess and urged: "Miss, Miss." The lord has an order, saying that Liu Cong has killed Jingzhou soldiers, and at this time he has arrived at the Changting ten miles west of Chaisang City, and the soldiers are too strong and unstoppable.
Our men and horses also withdrew and swarmed in.
The lord ordered the eldest lady to quickly protect the old lady and several sisters-in-law and immediately retreat in the direction of Jianye. ”
When Sun Shangxiang heard this, he scolded and scolded: "Nonsense." Jingzhou soldiers can come so quickly! Kill me back, resist it, and cut off Liu Cong's dog head first! ”
As he spoke, he drew his sword, turned his horse's head, and was about to rush in the direction of Chaisang.
When several scouts saw it, they hurriedly dismounted, came over and grabbed Sun Shangxiang's horse and cried, "Miss, hurry up."
The lord and they have already left the east gate of Chaisang, and you won't be able to see them if you kill them.
Jingzhou soldiers will arrive when they say it, and if they don't leave, they won't be able to leave! ”
Sun Shangxiang was still arguing, and Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao gave an order: "Follow us, go, and transfer to Jianye Road." Right away! Let's go. ”
Da Qiao looked back and saw that Sun Shangxiang was still arguing there, so he persuaded: "Sister, sister." Let's go to Jianye first, and then talk about it when you have the ability.
Now it's all in chaos, and the generals can't be mobilized. Run! ”
Besides, Liu Cong didn't sleep well in the barracks outside Hulin City all night, why did he sleep well? I miss Sun Shangxiang.
As I said earlier, since Liu Cong crossed over, he has fought a lot of battles, women have played a lot, and they have a lot of fun.
This person can't let him go well, and if life is too smooth, he will love to have problems.
Let's just talk about Liu Cong, there has never been anything wrong with other things, especially the matter of leading troops to fight, he has never been cautious and brave, and he has never made a mistake.
Of course, playing with women is also smooth and smooth, and nothing has gone wrong.
It's just not good at all, it's something wrong with his heart, what's wrong?
will be more picky.
There are many women who play, and when he has nothing to do, he will roughly compare the characteristics and flavors of each woman, and this comparison will be troublesome, what is the trouble? 318
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