Chapter 358: Cao Cao and Liu Bei were beheaded

A one-day trip to a good dream, due to Qin Feng's arrangement, is much more real than acting. Gradually, Emperor Ling of Han has confused the boundaries between reality and illusion.

Emperor Ling of Han wanted to win a great victory for his empire, and Cao Cao's soldiers and horses had just reached the Tiger Prison Pass.

Emperor Han Ling was suddenly furious, and kicked out the case in front of him with one kick. For a while, the tent was full of surprise.

Emperor Han Ling said angrily: "Cao Mengde, how did your soldiers and horses get to the Tiger Prison Pass?" Do you know how far away Tiger Prison Pass is? You are delaying military aircraft! ”

"Huh?" Cao Cao was dumbfounded at that time, he quickly knew that what he had just thought was true, that is, Emperor Han Ling had been too deep into the play, and he had already taken a one-day trip to a good dream as a reality.

Qin Feng, Yuan Shao, and Liu Bei were also taken aback.

Cao Cao was sweating, he went to see Qin Feng, what does that mean, what should I do?

Qin Feng reminded in a low voice, "Make up a reason for being late and confuse the past...... ”

Cao Cao wiped his sweat for a while, his heart moved, and he hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, the minister's soldiers and horses encountered the stubborn resistance of the Yellow Turban Thief Guan Hai in the area of Tiger Pass, and suffered heavy losses, and the minister's deputy general also sacrificed his life for the country...... ”

Emperor Han Ling was even more angry, and shouted with his fingers: "Why don't you sacrifice your life for the country? ”

"It's ......." Cao Cao was speechless, and he hurriedly asked Qin Feng for help. Qin Feng spread his hands, that means, Your Majesty has added drama again, and I can't help it.

Emperor Ling of Han couldn't say one, two, three when he saw Cao Cao for a long time, he was bent on winning this war, but what about Cao Cao? Instead of arriving here to assemble, his troops were defeated. Emperor Han Ling couldn't stand it anymore, he roared, "Cao Mengde, you have lost your troops and lost the prestige of the country, what do I want you to do." Come on, drag it out and cut it off! ”

"What?" It's not just Cao Cao who was dumbfounded. Yuan Shao and Liu Bei were also stunned.

The soldiers full of big tents were also stunned, they looked at each other, and they didn't know whether to pull Cao Cao down and behead them.

Qin Feng felt a burst of nonsense in his heart, if Emperor Han Ling commanded the soldiers below. I guess I'm going to ask for a big tent.

In order to control the situation, Qin Feng hurriedly signaled the soldiers to arrest Cao Cao.

So, the soldiers were fierce and vicious, so they caught Cao Cao. With his hands behind his back and pressing his neck, Cao Cao screamed.

Because Emperor Han Ling did not play cards according to the routine, the current Cao Cao was frightened, and he was really afraid that he would really be dragged out and beheaded. He hurriedly shouted, "Your Majesty." You can't kill Cao Cao, Cao Cao has attacked for the Han Dynasty. When he was in Youzhou, Cao Cao threw his head, and when he was a Huns, Cao Cao spilled blood, and you couldn't kill Cao Cao. ”

Emperor Han Ling's expression suddenly became solemn, and he said, "Cao Aiqing, you have made great contributions to the Han family, and I know this." However, the state has its own laws, and the military has its own military regulations ....... I will use the gift of the prince to bury it for you, pull it out, and cut down the ....... ”

Cao Cao saw that what Emperor Han Ling said was too true, and he urinated frequently, "Ah no...... Your Majesty, none of this is true, Your Majesty...... Hmm. ”

Qin Feng hurriedly went up and covered Cao Cao's mouth, and reprimanded the soldiers: "What are you still doing in a daze." Pull it out and cut it! ”

"Whoa!" How dare the soldiers not listen to Director Qin, they didn't say a word when they heard the words, and dragged Cao Cao out of the big tent.

Liu Bei's three brothers were stunned and couldn't help but secretly stretch out their thumbs. Praise Cao Mengde's good performance, expression, tone, and wording are all in place, just like the real thing.

Qin Feng secretly wiped a handful of sweat. He glanced at Emperor Han Ling, and said in his heart that you kid is having fun today, so he pulled it out directly and cut one.

After Cao Cao was dragged out, Emperor Han Ling did not speak, his face was gloomy, and he was very terrifying. He is the emperor, he is angry, and he has millions of corpses, and Qin Feng and they don't dare to say more.

After a long time, the yin qi on Emperor Han Ling's face became heavier.

Qin Feng frowned, aware of it, he hurriedly called a soldier and whispered, "So, so, ......so, so, no, so ”

The creeps stomped out of the tent.

As soon as the little soldier came out of the big tent, he saw Cao Cao taking off the rope on his body while reprimanding a few soldiers who pulled him. "Mom, do you know if this is acting? Are you really going to cut General Ben, believe it or not, General Ben cut you all down? ”

These soldiers really wanted to cut him, Cao Cao had palpitations and scolded him.

One by one, the soldiers bowed their heads, not daring to make a sound.

"Mom, pull a ....... was almost cut down by His Majesty ....... Cao Cao secretly scolded Emperor Han Ling for fucking up again, really cut it? He said to sit down and catch his breath, and the soldiers assigned by Qin Feng arrived.

Xiao Bing said: "General Cao, you haven't been cut yet?" ”

Cao Cao's face was black at the time, and he scolded: "Come on, cut this guy for me!" ”

Xiao Bing was startled, and hurriedly shouted: "No, no, no, the subordinates don't mean that, the subordinates are talking about acting, no, no, it's the Hou Ye who said that acting should be real, although it is not really cut, but it is also necessary to scream twice to indicate that it is cut, Your Majesty is still waiting for a response." ”

Cao Cao's face twitched, but since Emperor Han Ling was waiting, he had to scream, so he stretched his neck, "Ah, ah~." He screamed twice, which was very realistic. The soldiers on the left and right had never seen this, and they covered their mouths for a while.

A soldier said: "General Cao is really good at acting, and he is really cut and screamed." ”

In the big tent, Emperor Han Ling heard Cao Cao's screams outside, and his face was much better. He asked Liu Bei again, "Liu Bei, where are your soldiers and horses?" ”

At this time, Liu Bei was frightened, he heard Cao Cao's scream, thinking that Cao Cao had really been cut, he walked out tremblingly, his hands shrunk in his sleeves, and he saw that his sleeves kept shaking, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty...... Your Majesty, the ministers and ministers ....... ”

When Emperor Han Ling saw Liu Bei's cowardice, he was furious and reprimanded: "Where are your soldiers and horses? ”

"I ...... I'm ...... I forgot ....... ”

In fact, Liu Bei's "soldiers and horses" were already in place, but when he was nervous, he forgot the words.

Qin Feng was also surprised, he was a very shrewd person, why did he forget the words?

If an actor forgets the words, he doesn't know what to do, and Liu Bei is no exception. But Liu Bei was still shrewd, he thought to himself, since he forgot the words, let's tell the truth, he said: "Your Majesty, the younger brother did not bring soldiers and horses, and the champion Lord Hou did not really give the younger brother soldiers and horses, all this is ......." ”

Who knew that Emperor Han Ling was even more angry, and shouted: "Damn, as a clan relative, I don't want to serve my family and country, and I shirk others." Do you think that this will exonerate you from your guilt? Come on, pull it out and cut it! ”

Liu Bei jumped up in fright, he saw the soldiers coming up, and he hurriedly jumped to Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. He shouted, "Take me away, take me away......." ”

Qin Feng also waved his hand at this time, asking Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to quickly take Liu Bei down.

So, Liu Bei was taken out.

Yuan Shao was also sweating profusely at this time. He just looked at Qin Feng. Qin Fengxin said, yes, as soon as he came up, he cut two, and according to this rhythm, a full tent is not enough to cut off his head.

It was said that Liu Bei jumped out of the big tent in shock. He thought that Emperor Han Ling was crazy, and he didn't have a good dream day trip, but changed it to a "reality day trip", and he was going to slip away. However, he suddenly saw Cao Cao not far away, sitting and drinking tea.

"Huh?" Liu Bei's heart moved, and he suddenly realized.

He broke free from the support of Jiao Yu and Zhang Fei, and stretched out his neck for the first time, "Ah~ah~!" And he screamed twice.

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized. Suddenly. The second master stroked his five strands of long hair, his big red face was particularly red, and he turned his head aside. The three fat papers were excited, stretched out their thumbs and said, "Big brother, good acting~." ”

Liu Bei smiled, wiped the sweat on his head, and walked towards Cao Cao, "General Cao, do you still have tea?" Give a drink to the cheats, too. ”

Cao Cao squinted at him while sipping tea, and mocked: "You were also cut down by Your Majesty." ”

Liu Bei sneered and glanced at the camp. muttered: "I guess I guess, Hou Ye and General Benchu will also be cut down in a while." ”

Speaking of the main generals in the big tent, Qin Feng and Yuan Shao are left. As soon as they saw it, Emperor Han Ling was really in a state. On the one hand, they were happy. On the one hand, I am afraid that Emperor Han Ling will really take it seriously, and it will not be good.

Fortunately, after Emperor Han Ling cut two people, his mood was also a lot smoother, and he was determined to win a brilliant victory, so he said: "Don't wait for Liu Bei and Cao Cao's soldiers and horses." Champion Hou, you immediately order troops and follow me to attack the Yellow Turban! ”

"Whoa!" Qin Feng responded. This is thanks to acting, if not, if you send troops in such a hurry, this is a sure defeat.

Qin Feng didn't expect Emperor Han Ling to add a play, but it was also very good to promote the development of the plot.

When Qin Feng and Yuan Shao came out of the account, Cao Cao and Liu Bei greeted them.

Cao Cao's face darkened and said, "What's the drop?" You were also cut down by Your Majesty? ”

"That's not ......." Yuan Datou smiled and said, "Your Majesty asked the two of us to go out with an army." ”

Liu Bei was envious.

Qin Feng said: "The two of you have been "beheaded", so you don't need to follow the drama. ”

After saying a stick of incense, 5,000 soldiers and horses gathered and drove out of the camp.

Emperor Ling of Han was in high spirits and took the lead, and when he looked back, thousands of troops followed him. This is the first time that Emperor Ling of Han has led so many soldiers and horses, he is excited, he is agitated. He felt that galloping on the battlefield was what the emperor should do.

When Emperor Han Ling was agitated, he couldn't help but raise his arms and exclaimed: "Invincible, invincible!" ”

Qin Feng and the others had no choice but to shout slogans for a while, fortunately, Emperor Han Ling had not heard a truly earth-shattering slogan, although it was sparse, but he was also very happy.

Since it was a "good dream day trip" after all, it soon came to the front of the Yellow Turban Village.

The army stopped advancing, Qin Feng and the others commanded the formation, and Emperor Han Ling watched excitedly.

After a while, there was a commotion in the "Yellow Turban" camp, and Huangfu Song and the others came out with soldiers according to the routine.

When Emperor Han Ling saw it, they were all wearing yellow scarves, and they were indeed yellow turban thieves.

According to the routine, Emperor Han Ling only needs to shout a slogan, the army here passes, the Yellow Turban is defeated, and the matter is over.

However, Emperor Han Ling was energetic and emotional, and he suddenly said to Qin Feng: "Aiqing, I want to fight alone." Let the world know my strength! ”

Qin Feng looked at Emperor Han Ling, looking like he was hollowed out with wine, and said that he would die in a few days, and he would believe it. Just this body bones, and you have to fight alone?

However, if the emperor wants to add drama, who dares not to add it?

In order to get the position of the eighth captain, Qin Feng also let it go, he pondered for a moment, and said, "Your Majesty, please wait a moment." ”

Qin Feng went around in a circle and came to the side of the "Yellow Turban" led by Huangfu Song and them.

"Zijin, what's the matter?" Huangfu Song and the others hid into the formation and caught Qin Fengdao.

"So, so, so, so, ......, Your Majesty wants to fight alone, and you want to win." Qin Feng said truthfully.

Huangfu Song and they looked at each other for a while, how many years have they led their troops to fight, they will really kill people, fake losing, or heads-up, really not.

The three old generals, Huangfu Song, Zhu Jun, and Lu Zhi, shook their heads together, "I don't know how to ......." ”

Fortunately, Qin Feng already had a routine, so he said: "It's better to be so ...... like this, so and so on, how so?" ”

Huangfu Song's face changed suddenly, and he said, "Don't look for the old man for this matter." ”

Qin Feng looked at Zhu Jun, Zhu Jun's eyebrows jumped wildly, and said, "Don't look at the old man." ”

Qin Feng pouted and looked at Lu Zhi. Lu Zhi was left, and Lu Zhi said angrily: "Even if the old man resigns and doesn't do it, the old man won't come to this ......." ”

Hey~, Qin Fengxin said that if you don't do it, this scene won't be able to continue. However, the three veterans of Huangfu Song are all invincible, and it seems that they are really out of play.

At this moment, Cao Cao and Liu Bei suddenly arrived.

Cao Cao asked, "Zijin, how is it?" Is it over? ”

"Why are you here?" Qin Feng asked.

Liu Bei fanned his ears and said, "Master Hou, although we are out of play, let's take a look." ”

Qin Feng smiled and said, "There is a play, there is a play, and now there is a play." It just so happens that I'm short of people here, so I'll give it to the two of you. ”

Cao Cao and Liu Bei were overjoyed, and said in unison: "What scene?" ”

"So, so, ......." Qin Feng said with a smile.

Cao Cao and Liu Bei were taken aback when they heard this, one had a black face, and the other had a big ear fanning out the effect of an electric fan. (To be continued.) )http://