Eating monkey brains alive, just listening to this name is enough to infiltrate, coupled with Xia Dalong's gloomy tone, it makes people feel even more uncomfortable.

A dark cloud obscured the sun, the light in the living room of the Xia family was dim, the two servants stood like clay sculptures, the atmosphere was extremely weird, Xia Dalong picked up the tea bowl, leisurely blowing the heat, and introduced: "This dish is not simple, not to mention that the chef of the first bureau can't do it, even the chef of the provincial city doesn't have this ability, let me tell you how to eat, the military envoy, are you interested in listening?" ”

Chen Zikun sneered: "Let's talk about it. ”

Xia Dalong said: "Embed the head of the live monkey on the table, let it move, and then shave off the hair on the head, pry open the skull with a chisel, take a pot of boiling water and pour it down, and the brain flower will be scalded when it is cooked, at this time the guests can use a spoon to scoop it while it is hot, without using soy sauce, balsamic vinegar, sesame oil and other condiments, this dish pays attention to a fresh word, while listening to the monkey's squeak, while enjoying the delicious food, is it not happy." ”

Jian Bing almost vomited, and hurriedly covered his mouth with a handkerchief, Yao Yilei spoke quickly, "It's too cruel, it's too inhumane." ”

Xia Dalong laughed: "Madame's words are wrong, and monkeys are not human, so what can be said about humanity or inhumanity." Then he pointed to the largest monkey in the cage, with teeth and claws, and said, "Protector, what do you think is special about this monkey?" ”

Chen Zikun smiled: "This is a male monkey. ”

Xia Dalong said: "The guards have good eyesight, but this guy is not only a male monkey, but also a monkey king." ”

"The Monkey King?"

"Yes, Monkey King, there are many monkeys in Daqing Mountain, there is only one Monkey King in the monkey group, and the female monkey in the monkey group is exclusive, and every once in a while, there will be young male monkeys to challenge the status of the Monkey King."

Chen Zikun said: "So, this is an old monkey king who has been ousted from the throne?" ”

"Haha, wrong, this is the new monkey king who was successfully challenged and driven down by the old monkey king's design, although this monkey is young and strong, and the momentum is vigorous, but the ginger is still old and spicy, the old monkey king uses the hunter's trap to pit the new monkey king, this new monkey king, it has not been majestic for a few days, but it has become a dish at the banquet, the military guard, do you say it is interesting?"

"Hahaha, it's really interesting." Chen Zikun looked up to the sky and laughed, Xia Dalong's words were clearly insinuating himself, but he didn't expect an old army leader in the countryside to play such psychological tactics.

There are already some swords and swords in the words, Jian Bing and Yao Yilei are both smart people, so they can naturally hear that today's banquet is afraid that it will be a Hongmen banquet, they are trembling, looking at Xia Dalong from time to time, and then at Chen Zikun, regretting coming to this banquet.

"Come, come, patronize, gossip, and have a feast." Xia Dalong beckoned, the servant lifted the Monkey King out, locked it under the round table in front of Xia Dalong, only one head was exposed, the Monkey King grinned, so not hideous, the servant slowly shaved off the hair on the Monkey King's head with a razor, revealing the scalp, and presented a set of silver tableware.

This set of utensils is specially made, including chisels, hammers, knives, saws, spoons and other objects, Xia Dalong said: "I'll come first, make a look for you, come here, serve the food." ”

A copper kettle full of boiling water was lifted, which is a necessary thing for a hot brain, the servant picked up a chisel and a small hammer, aimed at the head of the monkey king and was about to chisel down, Jian Bing and Yao Yilei turned their heads and couldn't bear to look at it, and the remaining three monkeys in the cage jumped up and down, squeaking and screaming.

"Bang" At the moment when the chisel fell, Chen Zikun made a move, and the wine glass in front of him flew out, and the hand of the servant holding the chisel in the middle hurt his wrist, the chisel fell to the ground, and the wine glass also fell to the ground, and it was immediately torn apart.

Suddenly, a rush of footsteps sounded, and a group of people in black clothes rushed from all directions, all with fast guns in their hands, and the soldiers who were eating in the wing room were not ambiguous, so they immediately lifted the table, picked up their rifles and pulled the bolt, and confronted the men in black.

Chen Zikun remained silent, leisurely picked up the teacup and blew the hot air: "Master Xia, which one is this singing?" ”

Qiu Fuzhao came in from outside and was stunned when he saw this scene, but he still stepped forward quickly, leaned on Xia Dalong's ear and said, "Chief of Staff Yan led the troops to surround our house. ”

Xia Dalong was slightly embarrassed, he originally planned to break the cup and choose the opportunity to kill Chen Zikun, but it seems that it is a little difficult, this protector just showed a secret weapon kung fu, this person is by no means idle, besides, he really tore his face, there are more than 100 human guns under his hands, and it is not cost-effective to kill 1,000 enemies and lose 800.

"What are you doing, who told you to come out!" Xia Dalong scolded.

The men in black were the bodyguards hired by Xia Dalong to protect the courtyard, and when they heard the master's reprimand, they quickly retreated, and Chen Zikun also waved his hand: "Put down the gun, Master Xia is a treat, what kind of system is it to use the knife and the gun." ”

He said to Xia Dalong: "There are still some affairs in the public office that have not yet been handled, so I won't bother today, these monkeys, I think it's better to let them go, beasts are also living beings, do less killing, and maybe you will be able to go from the eighteenth layer of hell to the seventeenth layer in the future." ”

This is also straightforward enough and yin enough, but when talking to someone like Xia Dalong, he has to be so direct, so that he can understand.

"Well, these monkeys will be released by the Guardian Envoy." Xia Dalong said.

The banquet ended hastily before it began, Chen Zikun got up and arched his hand: "Master Xia, thank you for your hospitality, I'll invite you next time." ”

When he handed it over, Xia Dalong clearly saw that he had a pistol hidden under the armpit of his suit, the hammer was wide open, and he was in a standby state, and he couldn't help but sweat, people came prepared, if they really fight, I am afraid that the first person to die will be himself.

Out of the Xia family's mansion, Yan Su was waiting at the door with a platoon of soldiers, and when he saw Chen Zikun coming out, he immediately stepped forward and asked, "Are you okay?" ”

"Xia Dalong wanted to sing a Hongmen banquet, but he didn't sing it well, and the performance was ruined." Chen Zikun smiled and put the Panama straw hat on his head, and the sun was shining in the sky.

The four monkeys were taken away by Chen Zikun, the Xia family's mansion returned to calm, this game, Xia Dalong lost, he sat in the chair, his face was getting more and more hazy, and suddenly Xia Jingxi ran in: "Hey, why did the guests leave, you finished eating so quickly?" ”

Xia Dalong reluctantly smiled: "Yes, they left beforehand, good daughter, what is the matter with your father?" ”

Xia Jingxi said: "Dad, I want to go out to play tomorrow and burn incense in the temple." ”

Xia Dalong was a little impatient: "Go ahead, let the housekeeper send you four nursing homes to follow." ”

……

In the back house of the county government, four cages containing wild monkeys were lined up, Jian Bing and Yao Yilei took snacks and stuffed them inside, the monkeys devoured them, wow wow screaming, very excited, that monkey king is very human, and he can actually learn to make a gesture, causing bursts of laughter.

"Let's keep it." Yao Yilei happily proposed.

Jian Bing immediately objected: "No, it's just a matter of raising cats and dogs, and you can't raise monkeys, this animal is too naughty, if you really want to get four monkeys at home, don't live this day." ”

Chen Zikun agreed with Jianbing's statement, it is better to release these monkeys, without further ado, Yao Yilei naturally likes small animals, and if she releases it later, she is afraid that she will be reluctant, Chen Zikun immediately took people to carry four cages out of the city and release them.

The monkey is the monkey of Daqingshan, it is obviously not possible to run to Daqingshan to release it, fortunately, it is a wilderness out of the city, and it is not impossible to release it here, Chen Zikun took an axe to cut the cage door, and the three monkeys ran out of the cage without looking back, but the monkey king whose hair was shaved off did not go, squeaked and screamed, and jumped up and down in front of Chen Zikun's horse.

"You don't want to go?" Chen Zikun said curiously.

The monkey screamed again, pointing at his smooth scalp and his eyes watering with tears.

Wang Degui said: "This beast knows how to repay his kindness, so the handsome might as well accept it." ”

Chen Zikun laughed: "Okay, come on." ”

The monkey couldn't help but be overjoyed, scratched his ears and cheeks, got on Chen Zikun's horse, lay down in front of the saddle, and followed him back to the city.

When entering the city gate, the members of the security regiment and a group of ordinary people gathered around to watch the excitement, and there was a live monkey on the horseback of the escort army, which was a Western scene, but soon someone realized the truth and praised: "This is to seal the marquis immediately." ”

Inadvertently, Chen Zikun made a living advertisement for himself, and the countrymen believed this kind of unreliable statement, and soon there were rumors that the new protector made the future limitless, and he would be an overseer and a handsome man in the future, and he hugged his thighs, which was right.

That night, Chen Zikun asked the chief of staff to set up a table in Zuixianju again, and invited the brothers of the security regiment to invite people to buy people's hearts.

……

Since then, there has been a new member in the county Yahou house, this monkey was named Little Wukong by Chen Zikun, the rockery and the two laurel trees in the yard are the places where it often moves, the little Wukong may have been frightened in the Xia family, but not as naughty as ordinary monkeys, but very well-behaved, and will learn to sweep the floor, and the mind is even smarter, once Yao Yilei kicked the shuttlecock to the roof, and pointed at it, Little Wukong climbed up and took it down three times and two times, and dedicated it to his wife to invite merit and reward.

There are more such No. 1 people in the family, the lonely and boring time is finally better, the two ladies are idle, swaggering through the city in the county, followed by four little maids, holding cats and dogs, monkeys with parasols to follow, the people have long been surprised, and they are polite to say hello.

Under the roadside tea stall shed, two big men squatted on chairs and drank tea, their faces couldn't be seen clearly with a big hat on their heads.

"Which one?"

"The one in green."

"Well, it's quite handsome, looking at the posture of walking, it's still a chick."

"Stop, hurry up."

The two put a few copper coins on the table, lowered the hat and followed, and when they came closer, one of them pounced and ran away with Yao Yilei on his shoulder, and suddenly screamed, the monkey was the first to react, pounced and bited, but was torn off by another person and thrown aside.

There were two horses parked on the side of the road, and the hat-bearers turned over their horses and went straight to the city gate, and the men guarding the gate hurriedly stepped forward to stop them, and the hat-bearers pulled out their shell guns and fired three shots into the sky, and the soldiers shrank back in fright, and watched the two horses disappear.

The wife of the dignified military envoy was actually robbed by bandits in broad daylight, on the streets of the county seat.