"Ah, I mean, identity doesn't matter!" Xu Ziling found that he seemed to have said something wrong, and hurriedly covered it up.

All the students were lying outside the door and watching this scene curiously, among them, Zhang Youniang was the most excited, why did this guy come here? Didn't you come to see me? Zhang Youniang's heart was sweet.

However, if you know that Xu Ziling is here, it will definitely be an accident, and I don't know what Zhang Youniang will think in her heart.

"That's right, Li ......"

"Zong Qing"

"Well, who do you love?" Xu Ziling is very strange, could it be that this girl has taken a fancy to me, and she loves me with wool, Lao Tzu is so charming?

"My name is Li Zongqing!"

"Oh, it's okay, I'm just asking your name!" After Xu Ziling finished speaking, he walked into the teacher seriously, they are all a group of fart children, what is so difficult about teaching!

"You!" Li Zongqing couldn't say anything, he was going to humiliate this kid, but he didn't expect this kid to be so thick-skinned, that's okay, I'll see how you end up later!

The old master and Li Zongqing took the lead in entering the room, and when the students saw the two teachers come in, they immediately sat obediently in Li Yuan's place, but they were all very curious to look at Xu Ziling outside the door.

"Sister Niang, do you know him?" The little girl next to Zhang Youniang looked at Zhang Youniang with a nymphomaniac appearance and asked curiously.

"He's what I always say......"

"Ahaha, it's him, hmph, I'll see what qualifications he has to make my young sister like it so much!" The little girl made up her mind.

Xu Ziling saw that the students in the room were quiet, so he dressed up as a teacher in the future, and entered the door with a smile, "Students, ......"

Before the word "good" could be finished, he stumbled and almost fell.

Damn, that designer does such a lack of morality, doesn't he say that the podium is fucking a step higher, what's going on with this fucking depression?

Xu Ziling blushed, he really wanted to slam the door at this moment, it was so fucking embarrassing, just looking at the red faces in the audience, Xu Ziling knew how embarrassed he was!

"Hehe, this place is not very flat!" Xu Ziling said with a haha.

"This, I am purely in danger, as for the lesson for you, what hanging...... I wasn't actually prepared for that, what to put on it! "Xu Ziling often stays with Chang He and the others, and he almost bursts out foul language, if the hell says it, it's over!

Xu Ziling really didn't know what to say, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, so he remembered the topic he had said in the army, Xu Ziling made up his mind, it's all nonsense anyway, he has to say something to rip this lesson over!

"Ahem, I don't know anything about the thousand-character essay and three-character scripture or anything, I'll tell you an interesting topic, you all use your brains to think about it!" Xu Ziling Road.

Xu Ziling's words attracted the attention of the students in the audience, and the students who were originally sleepy cheered up at the moment.

"It is said that there is a goose, since he was a child, he was kept in a bottle, only his head was exposed, and after a long time, the goose gradually grew up, but found that the body could not get out of the bottle, so how do you get the goose out without breaking the bottle?"

After Xu Ziling's proposition was thrown out, the people in the audience gave their own suggestions, what made the goose hungry and thin, what cut off the goose's head, and what cooked the goose and ate a little meat...... A series of answers made Xu Ziling cry and laugh.

Xu Ziling found that even Li Zongqing and the old master were frowning and meditating.

Sweeping his eyes, Xu Ziling suddenly held her chin with her hands, staring at Xu Ziling with a pair of eyes, looking very nymphomaniac.

Xu Ziling winked at Zhang Youniang, pretended to walk down, and came to Zhang Youniang's side.

"Have you seen enough? Look at your nymphomaniac? How is it, are you very handsome? Xu Ziling said in a low voice.

"Eun, yes, yes!" Zhang Youniang said with a smile.

"Okay, in order to reward you for worshiping me so much, I will take you to roast geese in the palace later!" Xu Ziling said with a smile.

"Okay, okay!" Zhang Youniang said happily.

"Humph! I know! The little girl next to Zhang Youniang suddenly stood up and said.

"Huh? What do you know? Xu Ziling asked blankly.

"I know what you just said, this kind of problem can't happen!"

After listening to this little girl's words, Xu Ziling looked at this little girl very curiously, with a pair of big black eyes, and a little face full of anger, which looked very cute.

"Haha, good! Well said! Xu Ziling shouted, "Why have you never doubted the truth or falsity of this proposition itself?" This kind of topic itself is a waste of everyone's time, I just want to tell you a truth, before doing anything, you must measure the thing itself, whether it is worth it for you to do, if it is not worth it, you must have the courage to question, sometimes what the teacher says is not necessarily correct, your own thinking is very important, don't be buried by modern education your own heart and creativity! ”

Xu Ziling wanted to say it, but seeing that the old master's face was already blue, he quickly closed his mouth and continued: "That, just listen to what I said just now...... Next this one is awesome! ”

"That, trouble Mr. Li, come on, come up and do me a favor!" Xu Ziling felt revenge in his heart when he saw Li Zongqing, anyway, this girl is not lazy, she doesn't flirt with Bai or not, and she just cheated Lao Tzu.

"Me? What can I help you? Li Zongqing walked to Xu Ziling's side suspiciously.

"Hehe, you look at it, this is amazing, your Teacher Li's hands can't hold the money, and it looks like a leak!" Xu Ziling Road.

"These are five copper plates, you see!" Xu Ziling said and grabbed Li Zongqing's jade-like hand.

"Hehe, do experiments, experiments, Mr. Li, don't be shy, I'm not as good as Longyang!" Xu Ziling Road.

Looking at Xu Ziling's extremely serious face, Li Zongqing agreed with great embarrassment, but his face was ugly.

Xu Ziling smiled, hehe, don't care about you so much, anyway, this cheap Lao Tzu is decided!

"Look at it" Xu Ziling smiled, grabbed Li Zongqing's tender hand with his left hand, raised five copper plates with his right hand, and put them towards Li Zongqing's hand, one, two, three......

Xu Ziling's speed gradually accelerated, and when he reached the fifth, the copper plate in his hand lightly clicked on Li Zongqing's hand, and the sound made everyone in the audience think that Xu Ziling put the fifth copper plate into Li Zongqing's hand.

Xu Ziling's right hand suddenly and quickly touched towards Li Zongqing's subordinates, everyone thought that the fifth copper plate was already in Li Zongqing's hand, but it magically appeared in Xu Ziling's hand!

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