Now the Chinese and foreign guests are busy. Get up in the morning for a buffet, for several days, everyone is cooked, and the Oriental people begin to taste Mediterranean cuisine; Europeans began to learn how to use chopsticks and bowls. The food is also colorful, the food is beautiful, the tip of the tongue is dancing, and the feast is feasted.

Lunch table banquet, one day of Shandong cuisine, one day of Sichuan cuisine, one day of Cantonese cuisine, eight major cuisines in turn, the recipients are dizzying, and they don't choose to speak.

There are performances every night, and there are surprises every day. During the day, between meals, most people flock to the business school's merchandise showroom to evaluate the tastes, understand and familiarize, exchange experiences, and raise funds.

Now, in the showroom, the Jin of the Uighur Vijab of Gaochang is discussing with the Zhangxiong of the Tibetan Guge: "Old elephant, their hot water bottle here is a good thing, our Qinghai-Tibet Plateau is big, and it is extremely cold at night, with this hot water bottle, you can drink hot butter tea all day long." ”

Zhangxiong said, "Yes, I will have diarrhea when I drink your cold butter tea, and my stomach will not be upset. Also, the kerosene lamps they have here are so good, much stronger than candles and torches, bright, windproof, rainproof, tasteless, safe, and lightweight. ”

Vijab's catty: "Alas! I look at the treasures here, and I want too many things, but if we want to buy a lot of goods here, we have a limited ability to pay! ”

Zhangxiong: "I heard the student soldiers here say that there is no money to take out a loan......"

Pan Changjiang of Pandia said: "Two neighbors, there is a Himalayas between our Pandia and your Tufan. So, you are the plateau, we are the plain, and the heat and cold are very different. You worry about the food being cold and hurting your stomach, and we complain about the hot weather that spoils the food. I heard from the students here that this thermos can not only keep warm, but also refrigerate. It's still very hot here these days, I tried it, I put the frozen mung bean soup at the lunch in a hot water bottle, it's still cool at night, drink a bowl before going to bed, Xiaosai is immortal. ”

Li Daocheng said to Li Changjie: "General, you see, how good the steel fire of their swords here is, I used the knife I brought with me for a long time, their swords were not scratched, but my knife was blunt." Shall we buy some? ”

Li Changjie said: "National teacher, their swords here are good, I agree to buy some." But I like the baby that they can fly to the sky, you think, Li Junjie and Li Xiaojun, father and son, hundreds of thousands of horses folded in the hands of Princess Jinzuan, which has something to do with their ability to fly in the sky. Besides, why is our emperor holding and coaxing the princess with the golden diamond? is also afraid that she will be in a bad mood one day, fly to the top of the palace, drop bombs, and torches. Therefore, we have to find a way to order high-tech treasures, strengthen air defense, and have air supremacy......"

Pompeii, Italy? Boccaccio and his wife Fendi? Giorgio Armani was discussing: "The armor they wear when they walk around is really beautiful, and the protective function is good, practical and beautiful, let's hurry up and buy some back?" Will you be able to show off at next year's spring and autumn fashion show? ”

Giorgio Armani replied, "Buy some back?" These armors should be very expensive, you look at the workmanship, you look at the materials, they are all works of excellence and perfection, you have to calculate, the cost we can spend this time, but we have to balance the cost. ”

Nariya of Champa also wanted a set of golden armor, she was rubbing with Zhong Shihua: "Shihua, what do you say, how many loads of rice does a set of armor cost, we have a good harvest this year, I can barter 500,000 loads of rice, you can give more discounts, I can't wear this armor by myself, don't wear it for the king and prince......"

Gao Shengtai of Dali is asking: "Is it okay for us to barter with copper?" ……”

The righteous family of the Wa Kingdom asked, "Is it okay for us to barter people?" ……”

Jima of the Great Song Dynasty said: "We are our own people, don't take the road of international trade, I will take the goods directly from the bonded area as domestic trade, which is considered free trade, okay?" ……”

The green-clad Malek? "We want solar water heaters, we pay gold......"

The princess of Babylon of the Arab Empire said: "Your prince Mumu has already made an intention with me, that is, to customize an exclusive hot air balloon for our West Asia and North Africa region, which can fly into the sky, and we will pay for it with oil." But we still want your knives, axes, and medicines, and our oil extraction capacity can't keep up! ……”

Abuel of the Ghaznavids? Hassan? Iraq said: "We will also ...... the hot air balloons that can fly into the sky"

Omar of the Seljuk Empire? Khayyam said: "We also want hot air balloon ......"

The Three Buddhas' Gundhabira was discussing with Dhabyari and said, "I want all the things here, but we don't have many things that people want!" ……”

Jiang Sango of Bagan, Zhu Simao of Chula, Adidas of Holy Rome, Vladimirovich of Kievan Rus, etc., all felt the same way: "I want all these things, but the money is not enough!" ……”

Uncle Cao Guo was thinking, "We reached out to Ryukyu to ask for something, do we want to pay?" Are we family? Or two families? ……”

Pan Changjiang said: "Hey! Ladies and gentlemen, I have heard that they can not only barter here, but also pay on credit......"

Zhu Simao dismantled the stage: "That's not called credit, that's called a loan, the words are different, and the meaning is far from the same......"

Vladimirovich said: "Then if we borrow more, won't we be able to buy everything?" ……”

Adidas said: "The loan is conditional, first of all, the down payment must not be less than 30%; Secondly, there must be a mortgage, and secondly, there must be a guarantee......"

Jiang Sango said: "Then, we, the wedding envoys, are all representatives of the state, and we call our own country to vouch for it, won't it be over?" ……”

"Your concept is a bit vague, if you come here as an individual, you can ask your country to guarantee it. But don't think about buying paramilitary supplies, people have a point, how can people sell fierce weapons to individuals, isn't that playing against your country and government? Isn't that the cultivation of *power? Therefore, military supplies can only be sold to those in power in the country or region......"

Jiang Sango said: "Then, we, the wedding envoys, are all representatives of the state, so we will guarantee each other, and use one country to guarantee the other, this is always okay!" ……”

"I heard that they divide the countries of the world into four categories, namely 'O', 'A', 'B', and 'AB'. They say that an O-type state can vouch for any country; Type AB countries can accept guarantees from any country, but cannot guarantee any country; Type A and Type B countries can guarantee each other, and can also accept O and de-guarantee AB. ”

Adidas asked, "So, you know, what kind of country are we all in?" ”

Tie Guan Li said: "I heard that the country of Ruth, Rhodes, Luzon, Ryukyu, and Siam are all O-shaped countries, and they can be guaranteed by blood transfusions to anyone; I heard that Western Xia, Goryeo, and Liao are AB-type countries, and they can only guarantee themselves, not others. Basically, the country in the first business district they demarcated is a type A country, and the country in the third business district is a type B country, so you should consult the organizer for details......"

Zhang Guolao said: "Don't you know? Anyone who participates in their Harvard-led OECD and has reasonable projects and needs can go to their Swiss bank for a loan, and even do it at low or no interest ......"

Vijab's jin said, "Hey! You see, the kerosene lamp, the bill under it says that there will be 20,000 pieces for this month, but someone has already posted a small note, saying that they will subscribe for 10,000 pieces for 500 pieces each. ”

Zhangxiong said: "Oh, then, hurry up, we also subscribed for the remaining 10,000 for 500 wen." ”

Pan Changjiang said: "This thing can be bidd, it is a static auction method, so I subscribed for 10,000 pieces at a price of 600 wen each." I'm not here to fight with you, after the wedding seven days of fun, everyone has to go back to their respective countries, they only supply 20,000 kerosene lamps this month, I am bound to win, I didn't rush to kill them all, I only need half of the goods, I buy them at a price I can afford, as a commercial act, you forgive me......"

Zhu Simao was most disgusted with Pan Changjiang, so he immediately said: "Then, as a commercial act, forgive me, Zhu Luoguo underwrote these 20,000 kerosene lamps at a price of 800 wen each......

Khayyam said: "1000 Wen apiece, I have it all!" ”

……

Finally, on this day, with regard to kerosene lamps, in the continuation of the history that some students were a penny each, the price was fixed at the price of five cents each, and 20,000 were divided equally among the twenty Chinese and foreign guests, and each family received 1,000.

By analogy, the second-class commodities that were originally priced casually in the exhibition hall were divided by 20 Chinese and foreign guests at hundreds, thousands, and tens of thousands of times the transaction price last month. After the Chinese and foreign guests looted all the second-class goods, the clever Kaspersky said: "No, I break my fingers back and forth, the host does not count, the island country and the Rhodes country do not count, we have nineteen delegations, where is the divisor 20?" ”

As soon as everyone lined up, there was more Siam. Everyone looked at each other, who are the Siamese here? Where is Siam? Does anyone know? No one gave an answer, so everyone set their sights on the Ye family's women's army, who had been accompanying international friends. At this time, Ye Mianniang of the Ye Family's Women's Army spoke up and stood up and said: "Everyone, don't hear of it, this Siamese Kingdom was newly established in 1088 A.D., on the 15th day of August of this month. It was in the southeastern part of Asia, and its main area of activity was the Indochina Peninsula in the gap between the four countries of present-day Cochin, Cham, Bagan, and Angkor. Siamese, the sun rises, and the morning sun is also; Luo, after the 颛顼, the descendants of China. Please note that in the future, the descendants of the Chinese will create a period of glory in Asia, the Indochina Peninsula, with a new country about to emerge. Now, Siam is based on the best working form of government in the world, namely the island nation of Ruth, the island state of Ruth, and the island and peninsular state of Rhodes, and has ruled the world with a queen. Therefore, the first monarch of Siam, that is, the queen, is the princess of Chenxi who was honored by the Great Song Dynasty Haizhou Princess, the golden diamond princess who was crowned by the state of Cochin, the pearl princess who was crowned by the Cham kingdom, and the queen Li Weihua who was nicknamed Little Helen......"

Ye Mianniang's voice did not fall, and the first to react were Li Daocheng, the national teacher of Jiaozhi State, and Li Changjie, the general. The two were shocked, why did this little girl who went to Batong in northern Vietnam have a whim to split the territory and establish another country? So what is her relationship with us? Is it the enemy? Are you a friend? Is it a master servant? Is it an opponent?

Ye Mianniang's words were still saying: "...... Siam has openly stated that it is willing to have friendly exchanges with all friendly countries and take the road of common prosperity; But there is no fear of any power or evil, friends come with good wine, jackals come with shotguns......"

Li Changjie pulled Li Daocheng out of the exhibition hall, saw that the light bulb and tail were still waiting outside the exhibition hall, so he beckoned two people over and asked, "Hey! Two stinky girls, ask you, the little golden diamond is going to establish a country, called Siam, do you know? ”

The bulb said: "I only heard that the cousin of Princess Golden Diamond, Xiao Hairui, is going to serve as the commander-in-chief of the three armies of Siam, and he also threatened that whoever does not know each other before and after him will have to eat chili sauce, what soft blows, what hard blows, and what multi-level compound mixed blows with both soft and hard, and the spells in his hands are one set after another, Fu Luo Mi, send them together; If you don't open your eyes and want to do it, then send the division out......"

Tail: "We were still thinking, where is this Siamese country?" They Harvard often transferred this little Hai Jui to do this and that, and now they have transferred this little Hai Jui to Siam, and they don't know where this Siam is, where he is going to fight with whom, could it be that this Siamese country is in the primeval forest? So Xiao Hairui has to prepare to fight with the surrounding barbarians, primitive people, and gorillas......"

Li Changjie came over, and as soon as he raised his legs, he kicked his tail over and over a big heel.

Li Daocheng glanced at Li Changjie and thought, if you have a kind, you will go and kick the little golden diamond into a big fight! ……

Nariya of Cham listened to Ye Mianniang's words, there was no adverse reaction, Cham has been bullied by Jiaozhi in history, and there is constant friction on the border, and she has always blamed us for provoking trouble. Now, there is a third party watching from the sidelines, which is not bad, anyway, Xiao Helen has already assured her that the development of Little Helen will not affect the interests of Cham.

Ye Mianniang's words also made a person nervous, who? It was the head of the mission of the Angkor Dynasty, Wu Sangui. Because from the expression of Ye Mianniang's words, it can be thought that this Siamese state is to occupy the places where the management of Angkor, Cochin and Cham is not in place, and these places are basically in the north and northwest of Angkor, and this Siamese state will have many borders with Angkor, and territorial disputes seem to be inevitable in the future.

Bagan's Gangang was also a little nervous, because the Siamese kingdom was built on the east and southeast of their Bagan, although there was a large area that had not been returned to the king, but, originally, this land was a buffer zone with the vicious Cochin and Angkor, and now, the buffer zone is gone, and the new lord does not know what kind of character it is, and this uncertain factor has been greatly improved.

Ye Mianniang's words, that is, the affairs of the state of Siam, except for Cochin, Cham, Angkor, and Bagan, have nothing to do with other people. So, everyone went to care about another new country, Luzon. At this time, Ye Yalan came out to make an introduction, and she said a beautiful folklore. He said: "One day or two ago, one day on Lisong Island, the wind and waves were high, the tide was high, the tsunami was frenzy, the weather was extremely bad, and the island was about to be overturned by the sea. The natives of the forest, clinging to the trees; The natives on the beach are sucked up and swirled in the air like autumn leaves; The natives in the sea, clutching the broken planks of the ship, passively rushed to the waves in the rough seas to survive. At this time, in the dark clouds, in the vast sea, the Bodhisattva of the fishermen's family, the savior Matsu Queen appeared...... Under the begging of all the people, the Queen of Matsu invited the Eight Immortals from the Kingdom of Heaven and established the Kingdom of Luzon, and since then, the life of the people in this area has really been high and high......

In the midst of everyone's sudden realization, Ye Fu Naqin also came out to speak, and she said: "Ladies and gentlemen, on the occasion of the appearance of the two new countries of Siam and Luzon in front of the people of the world, I would like to introduce to you a magical new country, which is called the Ryukyu Kingdom. Don't get confused, there are three of them on this Ryukyu Island, one is the Great Ryukyu, which is the land under everyone's feet now, in order to avoid misunderstanding, we will call it 'Liuqiu' in the future. Second, it is the Ryukyu Kingdom, which is about six or seven hundred kilometers away from 2 o'clock in Taipei; It is also about six or seven hundred kilometers away from Taizhou, Zhejiang Province of the Great Song Dynasty, and it is in the direction of 10 o'clock. Third, in the southwest of what should now be called Liuqiu Island, there is a beautiful outlying island called Xiaoliuqiu, which is about 18 nautical miles away from Kaohsiung, an important town in the south of Liuqiu. Okay, let's go back to this Ryukyu country, the inhabitants of this Ryukyu country, many of us in China during the Sui and Tang dynasties to escape the war and settle in the sea to settle down, they wear Chinese clothes, speak Chinese, write Chinese characters, practice Chinese customs, have been born and reproduced on the 3,090 square kilometers of land of 55 islands, and continue to smoke cigarettes. Blending with the local Aboriginal people, they have created an independent culture. Now, in line with the will of the people, we, Harvard college students, in line with the concept of cultivating and delivering talents for the world, have sent the Bodhisattva's seventh sister Hubei to take charge of state affairs and ...... for the queen of the Ryukyus."