The first volume is coming, and there are benefits for setting up stalls in the first section
Niu Dabao has crossed, well, this is normal, in this era of people flying all over the sky, it is not a big deal to say which person has crossed.
Niu Dabao is very scared after crossing, and indeed every traverser will always be afraid when he arrives in a new environment, because the average traverser is either soul-piercing, the ex is dead, the dove occupies the magpie's nest, or the cave exploration or the road encounters fog to take a look, all in ancient costumes, and there is no camera and director on the scene!
But Niu Dabao's crossing is different from both, first of all, he is prepared for the crossing, you can see the stacks of things behind his van, lighters, instant noodles, mineral water, everything you can think of to survive in the wild, and there is a space inside the panda under the windshield in front of the van, which is full of things to ward off evil spirits!
Why is Niu Dabao, who is armed to the teeth, still afraid after crossing, because the truck is not parked in a place, in general, the car is parked wrong, and the light is fined, and the car is smashed, but these are not things for Niu Dabao, this is no one to post a note in ancient times, and the most important thing is that the car of this cargo is strong and has a fight with the tank!
So what is Niu Dabao afraid of now? Through the window you can see a group of people in tattered armor with bloody guys in their hands, and not one or two, but one or two thousand dead people surrounding his car, and you know what he is afraid of! You must know that the biggest thing in a stall like Niu Dabao is to drink too much with friends, confront other drunken gangs with beer bottles or plastic stools, and then the two gangs shout together, "What are you doing!" "Look at you!" "Try one more!" "Try it!" You said that you can not be afraid when you see so many people around such a person!
Why did Niu Dabao appear here, and why there were so many people surrounding him, what the hell is this, the story has to be told from the beginning!
Niu Dabao, male, age unknown, but these two people always complain when they drink with friends, "Brother, a person of this age is a dog, and he can be pulled out for breeding, but his brother is still single, and he has always been a disciple of his crotch, and he is about to become a monk!" You said that the current girl wants to be purple and green at every turn, Lao Tzu, I am marrying a mother-in-law, not a queen mother! Judging from these words, Ya is not less than twenty, but this shameless person always tells people that my brother is still a flower that has not bloomed yet!
As for these shameless words, let's not talk about them, let's introduce the profession of this goods, and just explain why he crossed the matter!
It is said that it is a weather that is neither yin nor yang, with a light wind, if you use the essay of a primary school student to write this: the sun is hidden, and the wind is out of a weather.
At five o'clock in the afternoon, Niu Dabao appeared on time at the corner of a pedestrian street in a small town, parked, opened the trunk, pulled out the light bulb, plastic sheeting and stereo, the movements were coherent and smooth, and it was practiced over the years!
Seeing this, everyone knows what this goods is for, right, this goods is what we often see on the side of the road, and we have also seen them hit the chengguan or more time by the chengguan to occupy the road, commonly known as the stall!
Of course, as long as there is land to do business in these years, you can't underestimate it, at least stronger than ordinary people doing assembly lines in factories, not to mention anything else, how many people are envious of a free working time, and can occupy a place in the pedestrian street, that is also Niu Dabao in the chengguan team, an old watch in the village next door to him is a small head in the chengguan, and this goods can take this place for 500 yuan a month, otherwise you are waiting for all the gods to come here to fight the autumn breeze! Without further ado, let's keep watching!
Niu Dabao walked to the cab, turned on the switch, and the loudspeaker on the ground immediately came out with a set of well-known advertising words from the people of the country: the largest tannery in Jiangnan has closed down, Huang He boss Huang He, you are not a person, we have worked hard for you for more than half a year, Huang He boss eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles and owes a debt of 1.5 billion yuan and runs away with his sister-in-law, we can only use leather goods to offset wages, the original price of more than 500 300 all kinds of leather boots, the current price is only 98! Come and see, come and buy it, if you don't buy it, you have to come and take a look!
With the loud advertising sound, this goods are starting to work today, from his price you can see that this goods are still a little clever, the general situation of the stalls are all ten yuan, ten yuan per piece, all ten yuan shouted like this, this goods shouted directly to ninety-eight, is his goods really from the so-called Yellow Crane in, impossible, he lives in this small place, you can burn seventy or eighty cigarette butts on the map, but you don't care whether he is in there or not, you have to understand the customer's mentality!
First of all, people who like to buy things in the stalls are greedy for cheap, there is no objection to this, and secondly, the stalls are also particular, not too cheap, unless you are selling socks or fattening and autumn pants, and Niu Dabao is selling boots, this thing is exquisite, shoes are trampled under the feet to bear all the weight of a person, first of all, the quality has to be passable, so there is no possibility of too cheap price, of course, it is not too high, it is better to go to the store, so the mark to ninety-eight, you can also buy a pair of shoes, and then take back two! A lot of people love it!
This is not just a good stall to come to a ninety woman, squatting there to pick and choose, meet the beauty can not let go, even the customer has to sweep a few glances, this is Niu Dabao's motto, but you have to add a one does not harm their own interests as the premise, sure enough, this goods saw the sister's career line, eyes fell into it and couldn't extricate themselves, the girl looked up and quickly shifted her gaze, and silently read the indecent in her heart!
In order to cover up the embarrassment, light a cigarette and squat down, how many times does history tell us that the dog can't change the food Xiang, the hooligan can't see the girl, this goods squatted down in the process and glanced at the place that shouldn't be seen, but this time he suffered a loss, a person oh no, a kitten head appeared on the beauty's small inside, staring at Niu Dabao with a pair of big eyes, this thing thought about when we had suffered this loss, so the kitten head was consumed, the result was that this goods found that printing technology is really following the progress of the times, Look at that cat's beard is so three-dimensional, and it's still curly!
The beauty picked it for a long time and asked Niu Dabao, "How can I buy these shoes, big brother!" ”
"Ninety-eight!"
"But people want the kind with rhinestones, shiny and shiny! And can you have fewer shoes? “
I have long said that Niu Dabao's motto is money I want, beauty also I want, if you ask who is the heaviest of the two, money ranks first "Girl, you are buying shoes, not buying that, rhinestones will fall off with a brush, ugly, you might as well choose this plush, how emotional!" Shoes are not indispensable, sister, you kiss your brother and give you ten yuan less! ”
The beauty rolled her eyes, threw down a hundred and didn't even want change, took the double plush one and left, Niu Dabao sighed that he was so long and stumbling for so long, and thought to himself that he would earn two more dollars today!
After the ninety girls left, a hundred and eighteen girls came, this time it was weight, the fat man couldn't see his eyes if he didn't smile, and he couldn't see his eyes when he smiled, and he couldn't see his face when he smiled, "Big brother, I'll kiss you, I'll be cheap for eight yuan!" ”
Niu Dabao was so frightened that he jumped back, "Where is the demon, you dare to kiss me, I will sell you one hundred and eight, and it will be a lot of spiritual loss!" "The fat girl is gone!
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