In the flower hall of Wang Mumu's house, the Zhong brothers and sisters are reporting to Wang Mumu on the sales of goods in the past few days. Originally, Wang Mumu felt that the Zhong brothers and sisters were quite mature in business, so in the past few years, the specific sales of goods, except for new products, were generally operated by the Zhong brothers and sisters, and they rarely asked.

Today, the Zhong brothers and sisters said that they must ask the prince to take some time, you have caused a big disaster, and you will invite the prince to help.

So, what happened to the Zhong brothers and sisters? This has to start with the promotion meeting of the new compass of the Zhong family brothers and sisters.

The compass is one of the four great inventions of ancient China, Zhang Heng in the Eastern Han Dynasty has proposed "Sinan", and then through the Wei and Jin dynasties, the Southern and Northern Dynasties, the Sui and Tang dynasties, until the Song Dynasty, the Chinese have generally known and began to use the compass.

Of course, Chinese is only at the level of application of the compass, and even Shen Kuo, a great Chinese scientist that Wang Mumu is now familiar with, is very surprised by the compass, he said: "The guide of the magnet...... Don't be excused! ”。

But even so, in the matter of "Sinan", China preceded Europe by centuries. The popularity is slow, and it is not necessarily true to say that the Silk Road is not smooth. In fact, there is an inexplicable obstacle here, and this time, the Zhong family brothers and sisters encountered it.

This time, the Zhong brothers and sisters held a demonstration meeting when the compass was introduced to the missions of various countries that had been asking for marriage. Because they are all people who can take ideas from the missions of various countries, there are less than 100 people, so it is a small conference room. Zhong Yi moved a little flower, and he handed out the compass from Harvard to the hands of the conference participants. Before distributing the compasses, he had a total of eight ordinary-looking cabinets placed in the four corners of the room in the small conference room. In fact, there are electromagnets hidden in this cabinet, so that when these electromagnets are energized, the compass in the hand of the person holding the compass is pointing differently, almost the same person. And, as you walk, the pointing of these compasses sways like wallgrass.

Zhong Yidong knows how to measure proportions, so he wants to create a god, or he wants a god to make it, and he doesn't dare to trespass himself. He invited Yuwen Rounu to come, and everyone came all the way from Baixitang, Institute of Technology, Putuo Mountain, etc. in Hangzhou, so they were easy to talk to. He asked Yuwen Rounu to be the female number one, and he said to everyone, these compasses in your hands have not yet been opened, and now, he asked our No. 2 Immortal Bodhisattva here to cast a spell on these compasses to open the light and give them magic......

Zhong Yidong said, Yuwen Rounu sang and danced to these compasses that were made by electromagnets to make a "lost call", when Zhong Shihua according to Yuwen Rounu's instructions to let these compasses be more peaceful, after "Pray for Eternal Beauty", Zhong Shihua turned off the power of the electromagnet, and these compasses showed their heroic nature. However, under the guidance of Zhong Yidong, the overseas guests here have no doubt that these compasses in their hands have been endowed with "eternal beauty" by the gods who are bewitching here, and it can help you find your direction in the future, whether you are in the sea, mountains, wastelands, or deserts when you go out. If you don't believe me, then we will give you the compass in your hand as a gift, and you can leave the meeting room and test it for yourself.

Originally, the marketing of this compass was no different from the marketing of other Harvard specialties, so after the meeting, the Zhong brothers and sisters did not follow up with the service. The next day, there was a monster, and Adidas, Boccaccio and Sophie Uncle Ma from Germany, Italy and France from Europe returned the compass, and they said that they could not be blessed with such a miraculous thing, so they returned to Zhao.

Zhong Yidong felt incredible, and the other party was vague, so Zhong Yidong went to consult Kaspersky.

Kaspersky is very familiar with Zhong Yidong, from the beginning of the earliest Imperial Garden competition to the present, many years have been in contact.

Kaspersky told Zhong Yidong that since everyone got their hands on the compass yesterday, everyone is enthusiastically testing it, and the representatives of Germany, Italy and France are no exception, they are all countries that value shipping, so how can they not love this little thing that can show the way. However, after dinner, the pious Catholic priests thought too much, they thought that the compass was "the blasphemy of Satan the Devil", and they also felt that taking a compass home was tantamount to bringing a devil home. They feel that the reason why this compass is a guide is because you Orientals who don't worship God have cast a magic spell on this little thing, and you have a big conspiracy to turn God's people into lost lambs, and finally be used by Satan the Devil.

Kaspersky told Zhong that they had a point. In this era, the sea sailed by the church. In this era, sea ships do not dare to run far from the coastline. So how do they know that their ship is too far from the shoreline? Or, okay, manageable? The captains looked at the spire of the church, and they could see it, but it was not very far from the shore; If you can't see it, it's dangerous. In the same way, the Catholics, in order to expand their influence, built as many churches as possible along the coastline, and made the spires of the classrooms as high as possible. In this interaction, those who go to sea see the church as their own salvation; Catholics, on the other hand, see this as a normal state in which the Lord is with you. Well, now, if, people who go to sea, can no longer rely on the spire of the church, can rely on the compass. Does that mean that God's control has been reduced, and a part of God's people has been led by this compass to places that God cannot see, then, isn't this, the compass a conspiracy used by Satan the Devil to oppose God? ……

Wang Mumu listened to Zhong Yidong's report and thought to himself, in real history, this is indeed the case, in the Middle Ages, even an ordinary person, he knew more about the distribution of stars in the sky than modern people. It was a time when it was not possible to provide the printed almanacs and calendars that modern people had, so they had to master this knowledge. Captains with a modicum of knowledge at the time were able to identify their bearings by looking at the stars, charting their course based on the bearings of the North Star and other constellations, and using the spires of the church to keep themselves safe. However, as for the compass, it was not until the first half of the 13th century that Genghis Khan brought the Chinese compass with him when he crossed the vast deserts of central Asia and traveled to Europe for fun. At that time, the believers of God had always regarded the compass that came with the barbaric slaughter as "the invention of Satan the Devil blaspheming God", a traitorous weapon and a villain instrument for aiding and abetting.

At that time, this stupid idea, this sentimentality in Europe, made their Arab neighbors rich. At that time, quite a few people who had been to Jaffa or Famagusta (a region of Cyprus) in Pakistan brought back a compass when they returned to Europe. He bought it from Arab merchants, who in turn got it from the Orientals. In the beer hall of the port, the news would soon spread, and people would want to see the wonderful little needle that had been enchanted by the withdrawn Dan. It is said that no matter where you go, this little needle will always tell you where to face north. Of course, believers in God do not believe this rumor. However, in any case, many people still ask their friends to bring a compass for themselves the next time they go to the East, and they also pay the fixed money in advance, so that half a year later, these people have a compass of their own. Satan's magic is so powerful! From then on, everyone wanted to have a compass, and they were anxious for the merchants of Damascus and Smyrna to buy more from the East......

Zhong Yidong is now reporting the second unbelievable joke to Wang Mumu. A compass, so big that even conspiracy theories and devil theories are out of the tái, followed by hot water bottles. These devout Catholics also believed that the thermos was also an "invention of Satan the Devil blaspheming God." This Adidas and others are still very reasonable, you see, when you buy a hot water bottle, when you choose, don't you always put your ears close to the mouth of this hot water bottle, and then you can hear the voice of Weng Weng Weng in the bottle, a bit similar to a human voice, but you can't hear it clearly. Adidas and others believe that this is proof that the devil is hiding inside the bottle. There is nothing in the empty bottle, and there is a sound, that is, there is an invisible devil in it. Then, when we buy a thermos to go home, isn't it just bringing a devil home? Also, the water in this thermos stays hot, why is that? Any utensils in our daily life will not be like this, which shows that this bottle has magic power, which once again proves that there is a devil in the bottle!

What made Zhong Yi most angry was their disrespect for the eldest princess. On the last day of the wedding, the eldest princess made a report on family planning. Because there was also talk about painless childbirth, the lecture was limited to women.

In that lecture, the eldest princess talked about many knowledge points, among which there were two most brilliant points, one is the menstrual cycle contraceptive method and its calculation method; The second is that the eldest princess publicized a table to the participants, which is a table that predicts the birth of a boy and a girl according to the formula of Zhou Yi, according to the formula of yin and yang, five elements, and gossip, which teaches you how to adjust the time node of pregnancy according to the mother's age, and use the method of inverting the account to control the secret of giving birth to a boy and a girl. Regarding the content in this form, when he was at Hangzhou Institute of Technology in the past, Wang Mumu used to talk about it, and at that time he used proverbs to express it, what "men are coming, women want to be hair", what "men are coming, women are going to be long", which is very astringent and complicated. Now with the table, it is very concise and clear at a glance. In fact, this table has 13 rows and 28 columns, the first row is the mother's virtual year row, and the last 12 rows are the 12 month rows; The 28 columns are the first columns for the months, and the last 27 columns are the reproductive age columns for mothers from 18 to 45 years old. Specifically, (book friends are interested in checking: giving birth to a boy and a girl to clear the palace)......

At first, all the Chinese and foreign guests were very happy about this. Here, there is a case, that is, for foreign guests, except for the four graduate students, only the delegation of the Arab Empire has women among the international friends. So, in this way, after the lecture, Princess Babylon became a hot person, and Princess Babylon also enjoyed the admiring eyes that she could get by moving bricks, not to mention that there were two cold men who had humiliated themselves and pressed themselves under them.

This situation is very unpleasant for European guests. Since the accident of the Arab mission on the island of Socotra, these Europeans have looked down on these Arabs. Now, you're just a woman, and you've learned a little bit about the tricks here before we do, huh, what's the big deal. As soon as this psychology is reversed, bones can be picked out of the egg. Bishop Adidas has a new insight, he said, man, God is created; Both men and women were created by God. Therefore, whether a person has a son or a daughter, whether he has a son or a daughter, it is God's will, how can you use any demon method to fight against God, and you also want to participate in the zào people? Are you going to be God's house? ……

Bishop Sophie Mar of France echoed Adidas, saying that in France, the royal family had a secret technique, and they firmly believed that men had two balls, the man on the left and the woman on the right, and the one on the right of the two balls was the one who gave birth to the daughter, and the one on the left was the one who gave birth to the son. In order to have children and not daughters, many nobles underwent surgery to cut off the one on the right. However, sometimes the results are ideal, sometimes not ideal, and about 50% of the people who are ideal. Some people prayed to God, and some bishops prayed to God, saying, "God does not allow you human beings to control the secrets of survival and procreation, and you are deceived by the devil." Maybe the devil can regulate the birth of boys and girls, but the devil has always been the most irresponsible, and he often likes to play some pranks, so that you only have a 50% success rate, so your eggs are equivalent to being cut in vain. Therefore, people who try to control their reproductive sex will not have good results......

Zhong Yidong continued to report, he said, those Europeans were very complaining about the eldest princess's control of birth boys and girls and the regulation of fertility contraception, and there was a lot of gossip, and he reported these situations to the two queens. Hu Dong said that Hu Xi specializes in dealing with the underworld in the Mediterranean, and he specializes in dealing with the white road in the Mediterranean. If you tell those people, you will say that I said it to Queen Ruth, and we beg the people here, and we people in Harvard, many of whom are like Perseus, the son of Zeus, who are half human and half divine, for example, me and Hussey; There are also some people who are gods, such as the eldest princess and the prince of Mumu. You tell them to be honest, and don't forget that many of you still have bombs buried in their stomachs, can the bombs in your stomachs disappear by prayer? Can you fly to the heavens by prayer? Can you communicate remotely by praying? Can you pray to have a boy or a girl? Can you pray to save lives? Can you conjure a blade leg by praying? Can you overcome the storm through prayer? Can you call the wind and rain by prayer? Can you pray for food and clothing? Can you fight whales and sharks by praying? Can you pray to win all battles? ……