"Young master, you can't go there! There's water in the yard! The old servant Xie Laosan walked out of the room with two lap legs, which made the sweeping guy see it and exclaimed, "Running so fast"! The relationship is that the little master is abnormal again.

Yes, the little young master is abnormal again, since the little young master fell into the water last year (that is, he fell into the well, the old lady strictly ordered to mention the tic-tac-toe, and the tic-tac-toe has become a word of obscurity and replaced by water), after waking up from a serious illness, it has become abnormal, crazy all day long, waking up from time to sleep, muttering what Lori ash machine room is bumpy and other confusing words, often do some strange things (in fact, in private, the little guys, girls prefer to call it "fault" and "ghost upper body", but they are all whispering, who dares to take it out loud and say it loudly? For example, climbing trees on a thunderstorm night, shouting to collect clothes on a rainy day, climbing up and down the tables, chairs and benches, jumping where there is water, locking yourself in the house for several days, etc., sometimes you can hear the oozing laughter from the little master's room in the middle of the night

During the period when he was recovering from a serious illness, the Hou Mansion was jumping up and down, and the five-year-old young master secretly threw in the "water" a few times, if it weren't for Xie Laosan's close follow, the little young master would have already lost all three lives, and the whole house was nervous as if he was following the strings, as long as the little young master went out, he would inevitably follow four or five young and strong soldiers. Even if you don't go out, all the sharps in the room are put away, and the corners are smoothed and wrapped in thick gauze, and the effect is that everyone understands, five-year-old dolls can't kill others, but they can kill themselves

In fact, the little young master was not like this before he was "crazy", what three-year-old poems must be fake, but three-year-old can recite the "Analects", and four-year-old can write the "Book of Songs" silently, it must be true, the old lady personally taught the class, can it be bad? Who is our old lady? But when the court is a master! The first emperor's teacher! And he was the teacher of the current emperor when he was still the crown prince! A genuine veteran of the Three Dynasties and two generations of emperors! Who would dare to say that he was bad? Even the world's richest Wang family, the old Shangshu is envious of the old lady has a good grandson, and after a few years, when he returned to Beijing to congratulate the queen mother on her birthday and renew with the old lady, he said that he would marry his favorite little granddaughter to the little master. But! This was originally a great joy for the relatives and relatives, but it became the beginning of the nightmare for the little master and the whole house.

It's a long story. The Xie family is a first-class high-ranking giant in the dynasty, but the people are not prosperous, since the old lady of the Xie family to the previous three generations are a single lineage, to the present generation of the Xie family, only Xie Yi and Xie Shang, fortunately, the incense is prosperous. However, probably the second generation of incense is "too prosperous", bad retribution, Xie Yi, that is, the eldest house, there is no male in the third generation, and the old lady has not seen a smiling face for several years.

It is said that the uncle has six or seven rooms with his wife and concubines, but he doesn't have a son, all of them are girls, which makes the long room even lower in popularity, so the boss is very divorced from two concubines with bad conduct. The second master inherited the old lady's excellent genes, and his wife was also angry, giving birth to a daughter and two sons in one go, which made the Xie family a little angry.

It is conceivable how these two little children are loved by thousands of people, the old lady who has not heard of the government for a long time "went out of the mountain" again, educating the two baby grandchildren to study, although the boss of the Xie family has long been separated to build another mansion, the husband and wife still find excuses to visit the door every once in a while, and a string of doors is definitely reluctant to go all day long. This is not to blame the two of them, the eldest daughter is married, and the next generation of the family has not yet had a man, although Xie Laoda is less than forty and is at the peak of the Spring and Autumn Period, the cultivation is also hard, the supplements are also continuous, and the famous doctors have invited a lot, but there is still no son. Therefore, the husband and wife could only instill all their love for their sons in their two nephews. And the diligence of the uncle's family and the care for the two little children even made the second master and his wife slightly jealous.

Under the education of the old lady, the talent and material of the two little young masters were soon revealed, the prince, that is, the eldest son of the Hou Ye Yan Xie Shenwei, obviously loves martial arts more than Xi Wen, is a master who reads half a cup of tea and dozes off and sleeps, and the little Hou Ye Xie Shence obviously likes to read, and has been known as a prodigy since he was a child. This matter was also a hot topic in the entire Jin capital at that time.

When the little marquis was four years old, the old lady brought his two grandsons to the old Shangshu of the Wang family. Lao Shangshu quite agreed with the prince Xi Wu, and praised the talent shown by the little marquis Xi Wen, and immediately called his son and daughter-in-law and the two brothers of the Xie family, to express that he would match his favorite little granddaughter Wang Jiehua to the little marquis Xie Shence, and the two families immediately made a decision, and then set up a banquet to set up this family affair.

The reason why it is said to be close to each other is because the wife of Wang Ding, the youngest son of Wang Laoshangshu, is Xie Yun, the youngest daughter of the old lady of the Xie family! That is to say, if nothing else, the future wife of the little marquis Xie Shence is his cousin Wang Jiehua, but the poor little brother Xie who didn't know anything about this at the time was accused of being a baby parent, or a close relative

That night, after the two guests and hosts had a good time, they found that the titular protagonist Xiao Xie Ge was gone, and finally Xie Laosan, who was originally a cook, found the drowning and dying Xiao Xie in the well.

A bolt from the blue! For the entire Xie family, this is not a big earthquake, even the old lady who has eaten fasting and recited Buddha for decades solemnly and solemnly replaced the complementary son of Mrs. Zheng Erpin, met the queen mother, and bitterly stated that "the conspirator who died in the heart of the Xie family is not dead, and this move is to provoke civil strife." The Xie family was originally passed on in addition to the shadow in their hearts, and finally "flourished" for two generations, but almost "returned to the pre-liberation period", which made this accidental fall into the water extend a considerable energy **, Wang Xie and the two families made up a series of "conspiracy" by their own brains have been obviously bankrupt, and finally the world of the Great Jin Dynasty has settled down again, and the whole world celebrates.

You can't blame the Xie family for not reacting violently, it's really that the Xie family is really not strong. Like the Wang family, which is married to the Xie family, there are five brothers in charge of the generation, and the Sima family, which is known as the three lords of the Great Jin Dynasty with Wang Xie, there are more than 20 men in the upper and lower generations! Compared with the Xie family, it is not even a fraction! In case one or two more people die, the Xie family's wealth and monstrous power will really make wedding dresses with others.

The most direct impact of this incident on the Xie family was that all the servants and servants of the original little marquis were replaced, and a slave and a maid in charge of the care were directly killed, and at the same time, all the caretakers of the prince and the little marquis were doubled, and all the accompanying personnel were replaced by the generals of the Weihou Mansion. The great enemy of the whole mansion made the slaves under him tremble all the time, and under the fear, some people complained about Wang Laoshangshu's hot-headedness, and by the way, even their impression of the Wang family dropped several levels.

And the only one who benefited from this earthquake is probably only the cook Xie Laosan, who was not only promoted to the little marquis to accompany him, but also quadrupled the money for example, and the usual task is not heavy, just to watch the little marquis and not let him have an accident. Falling on the big thick legs of the little marquis, Xie Laosan found that the days were getting more and more moisturized, not only did the powerful maid slave who didn't even give her eyes when she met in the past stammered hard to herself, but now she even peeked at the maid taking a bath and had dog legs to help release the wind, and the whole life was bright

Fortunately, the hard days of the family are coming to an end, and the eldest lady who married Langya sent a letter to take the little marquis to Chuzhou, saying that there are many doctors in Huaiyang, and the landscape is good, and Lao Shangshu's friend Zhiyong Zen Master is proficient in medical science, maybe the Zen secret method will help Xiao Xie's "discomfort" (even the little daughter who is the most beloved by Lao Taijun does not dare to mention the word sick). Zen Master Zhiyong is a generation of eminent monks, and legend has it that the sixth ancestor Huineng was also very fond of him back then, thinking that he could inherit the mantle of Zen Buddhism, but he did not want to live in seclusion in Langya Mountain later. The old lady didn't want her young grandson to be thousands of miles away from home, but when she heard that it was Zen Master Zhiyong, she was relieved.

Anyway, based on the atmosphere of the Hou Mansion in the past few days, it can be roughly guessed that the little Hou Ye is really sure that he may be sent away. On the one hand, Zen Master Zhiyong is a high-ranking monk in the world, which makes people feel very secure; On the other hand, it seems that it can also avoid future rivalries, which is similar to the meaning of the prince being crowned in Beijing by the prince from other places.

Any family has a dispute over the heir, although there are only two descendants in the Weihou Mansion, but to say that there will definitely be no fight in the future, even the servants do not believe it. The generals with a keen sense of smell have recently kept their distance, intentionally or unintentionally, from the people around the little marquis. The reason is very simple, the Xie family started with literature, and the protégés are all over the Dajin and even the whole world, and there is the reputation of "the Xie family's protégés are all over the world", if nothing else, the battle between the two sons-in-law, the little marquis Xie Shence's winning face is a little bit bigger than the son Xie Shenwei, although Xie Shenwei is now the nominal son. After all, the Xie family has not been reaching out to the army for a long time, and the military foundation is not stable, but Xie Daoji, the old lady of the Xie family, who is known as a national soldier, has been in the political arena for decades and has never fallen. Therefore, although Wang Laoshangshu highly agreed with the prince Congwu after meeting the two little brothers of the Xie family, he still resolutely promised his little granddaughter to the little marquis, and the reason is probably so.

If there is no incident of Xiao Brother Xie falling into the water, then it is conceivable that there will be a dragon fight in Weihou Mansion in the future, which is what all the high-ranking families and even the royal family of the Great Jin Dynasty are willing to see, after all, no one likes to have a strong opponent to grab food with him, if there is, it is naturally a straw man who secretly cursed the opponent to hit the street early. It can be said that even if the two brothers will be in the military in the future, one will be in politics, and the two will be united, anyway, the Xie family has been strong for nearly a hundred years, and there is nothing in the strong point, the ordinary family can be attached, and the real headache is ultimately the royal family, in the view of the Great Jin Dynasty, which pays attention to the level of the gate valve, stability is the most important, although the three major families have infighting, but on the whole, they are still checked and balanced by the royal family.

But! Let's say but.

Since there was an overboard incident, the little marquis Xie Shence went crazy, and things have developed in a different direction.

First of all, the life of Xie Shenwei, the son who has never been interested in reading, is obviously not having a good time, in addition to the daily art of war and martial arts, the old lady holds a board and forces him to study The time has increased significantly, which makes the prince very unhappy, but in front of the ring ruler, all the unhappiness has turned into dust and gone with the wind.

Secondly, the attitude of the servants in the family towards the little Hou Ye is no longer as respectful as before, and even there are occasional incidents in private, although they have disappeared under the strict family law of Mrs. Hou Ye, but everyone understands that the more they suppress it, the more it shows that the Hou Mansion is not sure about "curing" the little Hou Ye.

Xie Laosan, the number one dog leg of the little Hou Ye, was extremely resentful of these small snobbery in the Hou Mansion, and even taught a few "white-eyed wolves" for this, although this move had no obvious effect, but the name of "Third Uncle" was regarded as playing a style in the Xie family's mansion. And discerning people also know that in the days when the little marquis is about to leave Beijing to "distribute" the frontier, who dares to find a moth for the third uncle, that is, he can't get along with the Xie family, that is, he can't get along with the little life, not to mention the old lady's calf protector, the fiery temper of the Xie family is not something that a small servant can afford. Therefore, the "loyal" third uncle actually made his status among the family servants unique, and it was extremely beautiful.

After January, the Wang family escorted the salt tax car and boat to Jindu, led by Xie Yun, the young lady of the Wang family. Of course, the young lady of the Wang family did not come to deliver tax silver, but naturally came to pick up the little marquis from Beijing. Therefore, in June of this year, Xie Shence, the little marquis of the Xie family, was officially exiled.

On the day of departure, at the gate of the East City, the three generations of the Xie family gathered rarely, from the old lady to the old lady, to the son Xie Shenwei, and more than a dozen members of the family cried into tears.

Especially the uncle of the Xie family, Xie Yi, who is currently the squire of the military department, cried very sadly, crying and scolding the second master Xie Shang for his wolf heart and dog lungs, tiger poison and food, and ashamed of his ancestors. Let the people who saw them off be sad and embarrassed, the actions of the Weihou couple were recited in the Jin capital for a while, and the word of mouth fell to the lowest in history among the people of the Jin capital for a while, which seriously lowered the average prestige of the Xie family in the past dynasties.

Uncle Xie's ghost crying wolf howl and the eldest lady's liver and intestines were broken, so that the crazy little Brother Xie dripped a few drops of mouse urine.

In fact, Uncle Xie and his wife's crying is really not pretending, if they pretend, then this level of pretending is simply outrageous, Uncle Xie and his wife sincerely treat the two nephews as their own sons, usually Xie Shenwei Xie Shence scratched a little skin, coughed, and made the husband and wife frightened for many days, trying their best to make the two little children happy. It is precisely this kind of doting that is more than his own son that makes Xie Erye and his wife even have a little jealousy of being marginalized.

And the prince Xie Shenwei didn't cry, he didn't say anything by holding his brother's hand, just handed a dagger to his younger brother, and Uncle Xie, who saw this scene, couldn't help but burst into flames again, while sighing at the deep brotherhood, while pointing at Sang and scolding Huai at Xie Erye's nose and spraying wildly, making the beautiful Mrs. Weihou angry and angry.

Along the way, Aunt Xie Yun still loves her own nephew and nominal future son-in-law very much, and it can be said that she treats him as her own son, so Brother Xiao Xie has a lot of good feelings for his aunt.

Anyway, this aunt Xie Yun really amazed little Brother Xie, is there a beautiful young woman! Mature women have not! Not only the beauty of the body, but also the temperament of the knowledge! The goddesses, queens, empresses, and so on in the previous life are all scum, all scum! Having such a stunning beauty by his side is more than happiness. It's just that my aunt's almost perverted IQ and insight make little Brother Xie dare not have half a reverie, and even the occasional dishonest eyes can only pretend to be ignorant and cute.

What made Xiao Brother Xie uncomfortable was that in addition to the carriage, he was on a boat, which was very boring. On the contrary, the third uncle was happy all day long like a second stunned man who had picked up ingots, and he bought some gadgets and snacks to offer his hospitality.

Fortunately, the scenery along the way is really good, and it looks like a peaceful and prosperous world. In addition to teaching him to read and write in her free time, her aunt Xie Yun will also tell some national events in the form of stories to Brother Xiao Xie in as simple words as possible, which makes Brother Xie gradually have a clear understanding of the world

It's been nearly a year since he "came", and Su Yang still can't accept this reality. As a senior otaku and a stealth talent in the Chinese department, Su Yang always thought it was a dream. I crossed it myself!! Are you sure this isn't a step-by-step thrill?! Lao Tzu hasn't graduated from college yet, hasn't gotten married, hasn't had children, hasn't supported his parents yet, so you let your master cross over?! Thief, you hang like this, do your parents know? I don't know if your parents know about it, but I know that my parents must not know how sad and painful it is after they know that I am "missing". Mom and Dad must be heartbroken, right? Fortunately, there is still a sister, and the second elder is not old and helpless. The grandchildren in the dormitory must still be upset about my conscience for my sudden death at night, right? I just beg them not to spoil my professional-level tuba, the two packs of red pandas hidden in the closet have probably been divided up as a legacy a long time ago, right? The coquettish and sexy senior sister's girlfriend doesn't know if there is any apostasy, but the people chasing her are enough to line up from Shaw House to the cafeteria. The elementary girl who had a crush on me must have thrown away the Valentine's Day gift that she didn't dare to give me, right? Back then, she refused fiercely, and that time she left crying alone in the rain, alas, she knew that her brother was the one who was going to cross, and she should have circled and forked the Fa on the spot, so as not to leave regrets in vain.

Although he has been convinced that this is a dream, the touch of his body will not deceive, since the first series of methods of returning to the twenty-first century through "looking for death" are useless, Su Yang has actually accepted his fate, but he still feels unreal in his heart.

Well, though, it's still unwilling

It's like it's been almost a year, and I'm still not used to the light of candles, I'm not used to sitting on the ground, I'm not used to being humble, I'm not used to the intrigue under one roof (although there is almost nothing in the Xie family, but the struggle among the subordinates has been the norm since ancient times), I'm not used to cumbersome clothes, I'm not used to meals without chili soy sauce, I'm not used to not having a bath nozzle

Of course, the most unaccustomed thing is that there is no toilet paper!! Your sister's! Do you know the pain of a modern person going to the toilet without a paper paper?! Do you know the ** of "stroking" the pink little chrysanthemum with a rough toilet chip made of bamboo chips?! Brother, tm is still a child! Boy! If you go on like this, you'll get hemorrhoids!! And also! With such wide underwear, wearing it on the body is simply "whirring wind"! With such a long sleeve, every time the tuba is worried that it will stick to Xiang! , I'm scared! And also! I know that the ancients bathed with maidservants, but Lao Tzu's body was only five years old! I'm only five years old! Three or four seventeen or eighteen-year-old girls wear transparent gauze clothes to play in the water with you, this is my brother's ultimate otaku dream, but what can a five-year-old body do?! Brother is already twenty years old! You know what it tastes like to be able to see what it tastes like if you can't eat it