Chapter 5 Zhang San is a big horse thief
"Running away?"
Li Xian looked at the horse thief uncles and brothers who were packing up their things and asked.
Chen Que'er patted Li Xian's shoulder and said, "If you get cheap, you won't run, are you still waiting for the tiger spirit to come over and slaughter this village?" There are only a few dozen people, which is not enough for a salvo of other people's brigades. One-on-one or even one-to-five, who have our men in Tiefutu served? If it's a hundred on a one-to-one, let's run away. ”
Li Xian pouted, and said in his heart that I only had a fight with forty yesterday. However, he knew what Chen Que'er meant, and he also knew that these men were much stronger than him, and he knew what a terrifying destructive force it was when the number of cavalry reached more than 1,000. Tiefutu was only about sixty people, and it could not stop the group charge of the cavalry of the brigade no matter what.
Chen Qi'er is a young man, a young man sixteen years older than Li Xian. Shirtless, revealing a strong tendon meat. He has an excellent figure, and he has a lot of chest muscles and abdominal muscles. Especially the six angular abdominal muscles, which really made Li Xian very jealous. Every time he saw the six muscles in Chen Que'er's lower abdomen, Li Xian wanted to draw a little Wang Ba on it. Chen Qi'er has an excellent figure, but she doesn't look beautiful.
On his body, the criss-crossing seven ugly scars like crawling earthworms were shocking. Looking at these scars, Li Xian will remember the past nine years ago when he was only one year old, Chen Que'er held him and fought his way out of the bloody road under the siege of dozens of officers and soldiers. Chen Qi'er never told Li Xian about the origin of these scars, and he didn't think that a doll who was only one year old would remember the events of that night. He didn't say it, but Li Xian remembered it in his heart.
Seven knives, each of which has a deep bone. Li Xian silently told himself that one day in the future, when he stood in front of that person, he would send the seven knives multiplied by one hundred to go back to vent his anger for Chen Qi'er.
"Brother Bird, where are we going this time?"
Li Xian sat on a bench not much shorter than him, dangling two legs, and asked.
"The eldest brother said that he was going to Yuyang County to cut the grass, and the Xi people have been more presumptuous recently."
To mow the grass is to kill someone.
The steppe people ran to the territory of the Great Sui * to serve as shepherd slaves, and they called it the grass valley. When Chen Que'er said mowing the grass, he meant cutting down those who cut the grass valley.
"Yuyang County, ah......"
Li Xian sighed and said, "Our smallest county in Dasui, right?" There is only one county under the rule, and there are so many people, it is difficult for us to think of not being famous when we get there. ”
Chen Que'er rubbed Li Xian's hair vigorously and said, "How old a person, don't talk so old-fashioned all day long!" ”
Li Xian is actually very unaccustomed to this kind of affectionate behavior, because he doesn't feel that he is a little kid who should be rubbed his head. But there is no way, he is not as strong as Chen Qi'er, of course he can only be bullied. Although in Chen Que'er's opinion, this is definitely not bullying Li Xian, but it does not prevent Li Xian from cursing Chen Que'er in his heart.
"Brother Little Bird, will we go together this time, or will we go separately like last time?"
Li Xian asked with a frown.
He reached out and straightened his hair, which had aroused the jealousy of girls. Li Xian has always insisted awkwardly, his clothes can be dirty, and his feet can not be washed for three days, but his hair must be kept clean and dry. This kind of quirk has been ridiculed by everyone, saying that he should be a daughter when he was reincarnated wrong. Every time everyone said this, Li Xian would proudly take out the little bird with feathers and proudly pee, which caused everyone to laugh, and then everyone began to ridicule his bird and say that there was an earthworm there.
Li Xian is always very angry at this time, Nima's thing depends on the size, or does it have to be about appearance? Does the peeing hole have to be big eyes and double eyelids to be beautiful?
"Why don't you ask your grandfather?"
Chen Qi'er said with a smile as she tied the package to the Bo Tao Wu. This Bo Tau is his favorite horse, the one he loves more than a woman. That time when he went to intercept and kill the Turks, it was Chen Que'er who rode this horse and stepped on the plate.
"Ask him? When he wakes up, it's time to go. A rotten drunkard who only knows how to drink, no matter how much he drinks, he can't get drunk. ”
Chen Qi'er laughed and said: "Don't talk about your grandfather like that, if he hears it, he won't beat your ass!" ”
Li spread his hands and said, "You know, my butt has been healthy since I was six years old. I won't speak ill of him if he's not drunk, and he'll never catch me when he's drunk. When he sobered up, he forgot what I said about him. ”
Chen Que'er smiled and said, "You're clever!" I don't know how to go, when was the route not made when the eldest brother was about to set off? ”
Li Xian pursed his lips and said, "Every time I change countless routes, and people who are tired every time can't even open their eyelids." ”
Chen Qi'er said: "There is no doubt that the route is the most correct every time. ”
"Brother Little Bird, I heard that there is a living mouth?"
Li Xian suddenly asked solemnly.
"How can Grandpa be kind-hearted? If we don't leave a living mouth, Luo Manzi may not know that it is what we do, and we don't have to run away again before we live in peace. ”
"It's two girls, a young lady and a maid, and together they don't necessarily have my age. The people who should be killed are killed, but the two girls are those who brought them to see the prosperity and splendor. They are still young and have no sin to kill. Killing women and children, we've never done that before. Besides, even if you don't leave a living mouth, won't Luo Manzi know that we did it? In this radius of hundreds of miles, who else dares not to give him Luo Manzi face. This radius of several hundred miles, the eldest brother is the only one who regards Luo Manzi as a puddle of. Luo Manzi is not stupid! ”
"You're wrong!"
A strong man who was a little more burly than Chen Que'er happened to come over, and after listening to Chen Que'er's words, he said seriously: "First, in the eyes of the eldest brother, Luo Manzi is not even as good as a puddle of. Second, Luo Manzi is indeed a fool. ”
Li Xian's proudest thing is that he taught Tiefutu these people the correct use of the word stupid - forced.
"Brother Tiger Slave!"
Li Xian looked very well-behaved and shouted.
This strong man's name is Fuhu Nu, and he can be said to be one of the three most capable of fighting in this gang of horse thieves. Even Chen Que'er was not his opponent, it is said that he once slaughtered all sides on the territory of the Khitans, and single-handedly overthrew more than 40 Khitan warriors. Then he snatched a Bo Ta Wu from a royal child of the Khitan with great power, and then came back with a domineering ride on a thousand miles. The reason why he did such a mighty thing was because he lost to Chen Que'er in a bet, and the bet was a Bo Ta Wu. That...... The two of them got drunk in Youzhou City, and when they were visiting the Qinglou, it happened that a well-known woman was holding a sign to pick up customers for the first time, and the two of them bet on whether the woman was a white tiger or not. Fu Hunu said yes, Chen Qi'er said no, so the two of them went upstairs and threw the chubby guy who was lying on top of the woman from the second floor, and then opened the woman's legs and studied it. In fact, Fuhu Nu lost very unjustly, because the two of them searched and found a small grass that was slightly curled.
Fu Hunu is a big husband and is willing to gamble and lose.
The poor woman was turned over and over by two drunken guys, and the most secret part was touched dozens of times by the big hands of the two hooligans. What made her most unbearable and angry was that these two guys who looked quite pleasing to the eye actually walked away after reading and touching enough, and the hooligans were very incomplete.
Isn't it that unappealing?
She gritted her teeth and cursed that the two drunkards must be virgins, and they will be virgins for the rest of their lives.
"You kid don't sell me well!"
Fu Hunu glared at Li Xian and scolded: "Say! It wasn't you who threw a stone into the toilet last time! ”
Li Xian said seriously and sincerely: "I promise, Brother Hunu, it's definitely not me." ”
"And who do you say?"
"It's my grandfather, I don't believe you to ask him!"
Li Xian raised two fingers and swore, and then muttered in a very low voice: "But I found the stone." ”
"Bastard boy! Dare to talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I beat your ass? ”
Strong like a rhinoceros, strong like a tiger, tall like a mountain, staring at a pair of tiger eyes Zhang Zhong scolded hatefully: "I said, it will always be you who betray Lao Tzu!" ”
Li Xian smiled and looked at Fu Hunu.
Fu Hunu was surprised, and then resentful: "Big brother! Are you really? ”
"Of course...... No! Do you think I'm going to do such a dirty thing? What naughty things kids do, I'm going to do? Tiger slave, your eldest brother can stuff you into the pit, and he will definitely not throw stones into the pit. ”
Fu Hunu thought for a while and said, "What the eldest brother said is also true. ”
Zhang Zhongjian hurriedly diverted the topic and said: "Let's leave after packing up, and stop to eat in Yupazigou." Three days to Wuzhong County, and then find a place to stay. ”
"Going separately?"
Chen Qi'er asked.
Zhang Zhongjian waved his big hand and said, "Separate a fart!" There are only less than 300 miles of road in total, so there is no need to go separately. Besides, if Luo Manzi knew each other, he wouldn't do it! ”
"Don't do it? So why are we running away? ”
Fu Hunu asked.
Zhang Zhongjian glanced at Fu Hunu's bulging chest muscles and scolded: "You bastard with bigger breasts than your heart!" If we don't leave, there is no doubt that he will come! Let's go, he wants to give an explanation to the Turks. If we don't leave, he will have to give an explanation to the Turks. Which one do you say is better to explain? ”
Fu Hunu didn't bother to think: "What the eldest brother says is what it is." ”
Zhang Zhongjian didn't bother to pay attention to him, looked at the fact that everyone had almost cleaned up, and ordered: "Leave all the useless things behind, Xiao Liuzi, what are you doing on that broken bench and tying up the horse!" We're almost gone! The most famous thing about Yupai Zigou is that there is a blind bear, and he didn't hunt it after hunting a few times, so he tried to eat the bear's paw before we left! ”
The group laughed and got on the tall horses, and the sturdy horse thieves sang and galloped out in the northeast direction.
The people rested in Yupaizi Ditch for one night, hunted and killed the blind bear who often came out to harm people, and continued on the road the next morning. Three days later, this team that didn't look like a dusty servant arrived under the rule of Yuyang County, no one thought that this trip would be five years, more than sixty heroic horse thieves, and when they returned to Zhuo County five years later, there were only eighteen people left.
Youzhou
A man dressed as a lieutenant gave a military salute to the middle-aged man in brocade clothes behind the desk and said, "General, when you go down, people ...... All ran away. ”
The brocade-robed man who was reading raised his head and glanced at the captain, then nodded and said, "Got it, you go out." ”
The lieutenant took a step back and asked worriedly, "Do you want to send troops to intercept it?" ”
The middle-aged man frowned and said, "You can chase it yourself, but you can only walk." ”
The lieutenant bowed his head and bowed out, the brocade-robed man put the book down, and after being silent for a while, he suddenly laughed, and he said to himself: "Zhang San, you fool is not stubborn or stupid this time. ”