0736 Snot Is Sugar
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The Institute of Science and Technology is facing a great enemy today, because Xiao Xian'er, a strange in the north, is about to arrive. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Wang Mumu has now disclosed the love letters that Xiao Xian'er gave him to eleven graduate students one by one. Say, students, this is a practical course you can choose to deal with emergencies before marriage, okay, the tutorial materials have been distributed, next, who raises their hand, talk about their feelings, and then reflect on the early processing process, or simulate and imagine, and then how to continue to write the text.
The little princess who had already taken off Haiqing and came back to be Yi Hezi without doing piano exercises, looked at Xiao Xian'er's third love letter, scratched her scalp, and said to Wang Mumu: "Lord Wang, is this wolf from the north very powerful, she has already noticed that you are deformed?" She is still very cunning to pretend to be a little nun to pour you tea and water? Oh, I remembered, that day, outside the Wolong Temple, drunk lying on the stone, in the bell tower pavilion, I was doing piano exercises, looking from afar, I saw a little nun, carrying a pot slowly, graceful, one step three demons. I don't stay in Wolong Temple very much, so I don't know much about the people there. It turns out that the pretty nun who I thought was a little demon that day was her Xiao Xian'er, hey! Fooled! It took a lot of my ingenuity and craftsmanship in vain, and I was made back by her. β
The flower fairy smiled on the side and said, "I say, little princess Yihezi! Do you really think that the disguise you gave to the prince can deceive this cunning Xiao Xian'er? After I saw Xiao Xian'er's appearance, I felt that this was impossible. At that time, Xiao Xian'er was suddenly stunned by the image of the prince, that is because it is a matter of oneself and life, and the image design of your little princess is too impactful, and the performance of the prince is also a bit exaggerated, so the on-site effect of the disguise can still meet the basic requirements of the design. However, as soon as people go home and calm their minds, they will find flaws. What's more, behind her, there is an old treacherous Xiao Xiamo, I saw that his eyes kept rolling. Therefore, your heavy taste of disguise can deceive people for a while, but you can't deceive people for a lifetime! β
Iwako was a little stubborn: "Oh, Teacher Hua, then why didn't you remind me that day?" I just don't have a heavy taste, and I can still make something fresh! Fortunately, our prince is the demon king of all kinds of changes, and it is always appropriate to wear heavy makeup and light makeup! β
Wang Mumu glanced at Yi Hezi and said with a wry smile: "Hey! The little princess of the Wa Kingdom, please pay attention to the wording, this king is male, neither Xizi nor glass. And advocating natural, not loving fat powder. β
The flower fairy smiled and said to Yihezi, "Little princess? Didn't you tell the prince that you have been performing piano exercises for ten months, and you were kept as a golden silk bird and suffocated to death, and you want the prince to compensate you? No, the prince has compensated you, and you are here to play with you, aren't you happy? Did you enjoy it? β
Iwako looked incredulous: "Really? Did you know in advance that my disguise would be discovered? β
Armani: "Little princess, you are naΓ―ve, these children of yours play the tricks of the house, and it is only a matter of time before they wear sheds. β
Iwako was annoyed: "Then why don't you immediately come up with a plan to repair and improve?" You are intent on making me ugly, and I don't care; You deliberately let the prince make a fool of himself, and he didn't save him when he saw the ugliness, hmph, what crime should you be guilty of? β
Meng Tejiao looked innocent: "Little princess, if we dilute your visual effect, then can we still eat your elaborate slug?" β
Rose said quietly: "Little princess, since the prince is ready to make you happy, who is more ugly than you?" β
Yi Hezi was still puzzled: "In that case, won't the glorious image of the prince be ruined for me?" Alas! If this disguise is seen through, this ugliness becomes worthless! β
Princess Baoma comforted: "Little princess, the glorious image of the prince has not been damaged in vain, hasn't the prince already given Xiao Xian'er an ugly impression?" That's a value! β
Iwako was even more puzzled: "Oops! The more you say that I am confused, is it true that this kind of ugliness that cannot deceive people is still valuable? β
The flower fairy added: "Little princess, you are so young, in fact, the prince is borrowing your hand to tell Xiao Xian'er: I don't like you, I don't hesitate to spoil my own image to show that I am not suitable for you, you don't understand, you can understand, you have at least accepted a message I gave you, that is, I don't want to drag you down, the two of us are not suitable, that is, we can't find something inappropriate between the two of us, and I am also bent on creating something inappropriate, my heart is like this, how do you stay?" β
Yi Hezi said crampedly: "Then, today, this Xiao Xian'er is coming, she has already made tea, do I don't have to put makeup on the prince anymore?" β
Meng Tejiao smiled a little evilly: "That's, does it make sense for the prince to put on makeup again?" However, you can prepare more slugs and harazi, and later give the men and women of the Liao Kingdom a taste of your craftsmanship? Disgusting disgusting her? β
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The flower fairy was ordered to bring Xiao Xian'er and Xiao Xiamo, plus two maids, into the flower hall of the outermost part of the institute, and the more than 20 guards and other subordinates who came with Xiao Xian'er were all blocked out of the door. At first, Xiao Xian'er was not happy. But the flower fairy said, "You have asked to see you, and we have received it; But now that you are unreasonable, then we don't need to deal with you, and we will turn around when we say goodbye.
Xiao Xian'er looked at the flower fairy who was more feminine than herself anyway, the flower fairy with a beauty that she was not familiar with, and the flower fairy who was full of exoticism, Xiao Xian'er, who was both self-possessed and talented, began to have a little lack of confidence. Xiao Xian'er was helpless, I came to dedicate myself today, I didn't come to quarrel, so I pretended to be a guest and followed the customs.
The flower fairy led Xiao Xian'er and the others into the flower hall, and asked the two surnamed Xiao to sit down at the bottom, and the maid stood behind, and sat on the top of them, and sat down without moving, and did not pour tea, nor was polite, and did not say a word, just sitting.
Sitting, sitting, sitting, it's almost half an hour.
This Xiao Xian'er is angry, and it is inconvenient to attack, this is other people's territory, and it is not easy for me to catch up with the other party, don't break it. After sitting for half an hour, I couldn't hold it back, looking at a few landscape paintings in the flower hall, I thought, the foreign girl who brought us in is too beautiful, but she is a foreigner, and the oriental culture must be bad, my appearance has its own merits with yours, it is a tie, then, it is better for me to show off my Sinology talent, and I can suppress this proud import, and by the way, mock the eyes of various colors that are peeking behind the screen. Thinking about it, Xiao Xian'er stood up, looked at the paintings on the wall, and began to talk to herself that everyone could hear clearly:
"What a fine day this painting is. You see, the sky is so blue, so blue that it is as soft as satin, and the wisps of white clouds are like flying screens and curtains, and these flying screens and curtains are the screens and curtains in this flower hall; Behind the white clouds on the screen, there are stars that can only be seen clearly at night. These stars, hiding behind the white clouds, also hiding behind the screens and curtains in this flower hall, with some envy, jealousy and hatred, are peeping at the youth of my northern country.
Look at the May in that painting, it's a good painting. The daylight is bright, the breeze is graceful, and the flowers are everywhere, and the eyes are full of fragrant flowers. It is as if there is wonderful sound far and near, without flashiness, without noise, floating, wanting to settle in the soul of the beloved.
You see the colors of that picture, beautiful and vigorous, brilliant and colorful, more touching than any kind of artificiality. There are also those little grasses and little flowers, all of them are trying to stretch themselves, but, little flowers and little grass, have you ever seen the national color and fragrance? Have you ever seen the scenery of Liao? Don't you want to worship the light of my fairy?
Although the Liao country is cold, the flowers there are all blooming to their sweethearts, and when there is spring, they will bloom themselves, never care, and their lives are as promised. Perhaps, the experience has made them understand better than anyone else that withering and withering will not be the final end, and the beauty of the color of life is not measured by the length of time. We, waiting in the potential snow and ice. Don't you feel soft in your heart with such perseverance? Don't you feel sorry for these lives? Are you ruthless in freezing their longing for spring with a cold silence in the long season? Are you too embarrassed to hide behind screens and curtains and not come to see me, the county lord of Liao?
The Buddha said that the person who is destined for you, there is no need to say more, even if it is silent, your existence alone has a powerful calling power. Therefore, the mountains and rivers are not distances, and life and death are not obstacles. So, here I am. I firmly believe that if I bloom, the breeze will come; If you don't come, you'll be stupid!
Alas, perhaps, for the Song people, my straightforwardness and frankness cannot be rejoiced. But you see, or you don't see me; I'm right here, sad and happy. You read me, or you don't read me; Love is already in the mind, and it can't come or go. Whether you love me or not, love is in your arms, only increasing, not decreasing. You want or don't want me; My heart is already in your heart, and I will not give up. Come to my heart, or let me snuggle into your arms, and love each other forever, and rejoice all my life......
"Smack! Syllable! Syllable! A few clapping sounds came from behind the screen, Wang Mumu clapped his hands, and said a few times "Okay!" He walked slowly into the hall.
Wang Mumu couldn't help but walk into the hall, because Xiao Xian'er's literary and artistic thirteen, elegant and vulgar appreciation, mocking and mixing, had already made several flower branches who were observing Xiao Xian'er behind the screen with him laugh irrepressibly, they trembled, looking at Wang Mumu, with a gloating face, everyone is going to snuggle into your arms, don't you have a happy life? Wang Mumu was afraid that these people would laugh out loud and expose the voyeurism, which would be very harmful to the reputation of this prince, so he simply walked out, hehe, no way, Qingfeng was squeezed out, and the ugly husband was going to blame his daughter-in-law.
Along with Wang Mumu came out Hubei and the two princesses of the East, Yihezi and Xiao Zhixian. Wang Mumu introduced Xiao Xian'er and Xiao Xiamo to these three. said: "Hehe, they are all envoys of the Liao State, oh, you, I know, I know you in Liuqiu, you were the head of the Liao State Wedding Mission at that time, you are Xiao Yuma, and you also came here a few days ago, right?" Then, this girl next to you is the county lord of your country, Xiao Xian'er, the county lord? Oh, let me introduce you to the four of my here, this is my seventh princess Hubei, who is also the queen of the Ryukyu Kingdom and the director of the security department of Harvard University; This is the princess of the Wa Kingdom, Iwako, a prospective graduate student at Harvard; This is the princess of Goryeo, Xiao Jihyun, the president of the student body at Harvard; This is the diva flower fairy of the Europa White Cat Corps and a lecturer at Harvard. β
As soon as Wang Mumu entered the hall, Xiao Xian'er and Xiao Xiamo bowed down and stood up, and they shook each other. After introducing each other, Xiao Xian'er opened fire: "Hello, prince, don't come to harm?" Happy and healthy? β
Wang Mumu thought, aren't you provoking? I've met you once, and it's a disguised face, and you're saying that now, are you mocking me? Or do you care about me? You don't want to put the controversy aside? Do you want to revisit the legacies of history? Therefore, he fought back: "Thanks to the blessing of the county lord, my illness is sometimes good and sometimes bad, and sometimes it is gone." The last time the county lord visited, it was triggered by the aura of the county lord, and the truth was exposed, which hindered the view, and I would like to humble myself today. As for today, you may think that I am back to normal, but I am not well. What you think is false may be the truth, and the real truth, you can't imagine. Therefore, you admit or disagree with me; I'm all right, I'm up to you. You believe or you don't believe me; My heart is still the same, please feel free. You come, or call back the ticket; I am all under the will of the Empress Dowager, you are just a student, I am just a gentleman, only, in the classroom, not in the arms, in the stream, the first thing is to abide by the law and discipline......"
Xiao Xian'er smiled secretly, thinking, Xiaoxiao, you still want to prevaricate me with words? Do you want to play with me? Hum! What the hell was the truth about you last time? Or is it your truth now? So, Xiao Xian'er, who was no less black than the one opposite, picked up the small pot on the desk, kept the historical record, continued the demon step on Linglong Mountain, twisted it one step at a time, poured water for Wang Mumu, and fought back in self-defense with a smile: "King Jinghai, are you the Demon King of Variety?" Can beauty and ugliness be self-controlled? Can snot be used as sugar? β¦β¦β
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