Thirty-three Zhang Ling'er cast a wonderful method, and Lu Feng started the war first.
Last time, it was mentioned that Cai Yan and Zhang Ling'er were kidnapped by King Zuoxian of the Southern Xiongnu who was interested in seeing it, and Lu Bu was furious and prepared to lead the army to wash the Zuoxian Wang's department in blood.
On this night, the camp of King Zuo Xian of the Southern Xiongnu was full of festive atmosphere, and the news that the king had won two peerless beauties from the Han people spread all over the tribe, especially these two beauties were taken from the hands of the Han Dynasty who was known as the flying general Lu Bu, which made King Zuoxian's hundreds of thousands of tribal warriors greatly admired. According to the custom of the Han people, the camp was draped with fiery red silk cloth and red lanterns, because the king was going to marry two Han beauties tonight.
In the big tent, Zuo Xianwang was talking to Cai Yan and Zhang Ling'er's two daughters, "Two beauties, I can agree to other things you ask, only what you say will take three months before I can cave the house, I can't agree, you say that I finally 'invited' you to come, but I can only watch but can't move, what is this matter?" I know, you are still thinking about that Lu Bu to save you, but I am not stupid, I am going to lead my tribe to the depths of the desert, and then your sweetheart will never find you again! Hahahaha. "This Zuo Xian Wang has drunk too much wine, and he is already a little drunk.
Cai Yan looked at Zhang Ling'er on the side, obviously she was frightened by King Zuo Xian's words. But Zhang Ling'er was not alarmed, on the contrary, there was a sarcastic look on the corner of her mouth.
When Zhang Ling'er saw that King Zuo Xian was already a little impatient, he was ready to take the bow hard. She took the initiative to pick up a glass of mare's milk wine and stepped forward, looked at King Zuo Xian with big watery eyes, and said, "Since the king is in a hurry to get along with us, he will complete a custom of our Han people and come to drink this cup with me." β
When King Zuo Xian heard that Zhang Ling'er had the intention of giving in, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "Beauty, don't say it's a glass of wine, as long as you follow me, I will drink ten glasses of wine, hahaha, let's have a toast." β
Zhang Ling'er stopped King Zuo Xian, who was about to drink it all, "King, it's not like this to drink a glass of wine, you have to look at the other party, yes, just look into my eyes." Yes, that's it! [***]**οΌ When Zuo Xianwang's eyes and Zhang Ling'er's eyes looked at each other completely, Zhang Ling'er let out a low snort, and the two pairs of big watery eyes revealed a strange look.
The Zuo Xian King, who was originally very anxious, suddenly stopped talking, and his two confused eyes gradually revealed a confused color.
Zhang Ling'er, who successfully cast the spell, suddenly felt a sense of dizziness coming, but fortunately Cai Yan on the side supported him, otherwise he would have fallen to the ground. Cai Yan helped Zhang Ling'er to sit down, and asked admiringly: "Sister, that villain won't wake up if he falls for your spell?" β
Zhang Ling'er held his head in pain and whispered: "If this spell is cast by my father, it can last for at least a day, but my skill is not enough, I can only hypnotize him for about two hours at most, if he is determined, I am afraid he will wake up earlier." So we have to get out of here at this time, or he will wake up and we will be worse than dead! β
Cai Yan hurriedly asked: "Sister, there are dozens of Hun soldiers guarding the door of this big tent, how can we get out?" β
Zhang Ling'er caressed Cai Yan's cute little head lovingly, "This sister has already thought about it, my sister will look at me." β
Zhang Ling'er came to the door of the big tent, and in Cai Yan's surprised eyes, he shouted in the voice of King Zuo Xian: "Call two women with dexterous hands and feet to serve these two Han beauties!" When you come in, remember not to look around, the Han women are thin-skinned! Hurry up. β
The soldiers at the gate hurriedly went to the camp to find two old Hun mothers, and after carefully instructing them, they let them into the big tent.
The two old ladies were instructed by the guards to carefully bow their heads and enter the big tent, fearing that after seeing something that should not be seen, they would anger the king and be punished. Who would have thought that as soon as they took a few steps inside, both of them received a blow on the head, and both of them fell.
Zhang Ling'er shook off the big leg of mutton in her hand, and said to Cai Yan with a proud face: "Hehe, sister, hurry up and help me peel off their clothes, and we will escape in their clothes later, I remember most of the terrain here when I came, and you can follow me when I go out." β
Cai Yan's eyes were full of adoring little stars: "My sister is too powerful, when I go out, my sister will have to hand over the ability of my sister to change her voice just now." β
The two of them quickly peeled off the clothes of the two old mothers and changed them to themselves, and then laboriously dragged the stupid Zuo Xianwang and the two old mothers to the big bed in the tent, and then Zhang Linger scolded in the voice of Zuo Xianwang: "Get out!" Clumsy, I can't do a little thing, wait for me, I will punish you! Get out! β
In this way, the two of them hurriedly left the big tent in the gloating laughter of the Hun soldiers outside the tent.
With the help of Zhang Ling'er, Cai Yan evaded the patrolling Hun soldiers several times, and finally escaped from a gap in a large camp after a lot of effort. The two fled in a hurry in the direction of Yanmen City, but coincidentally met Lu Bu, who came with the army.
"Yan'er? Ling'er? Why are you here? Lu Bu asked in surprise.
Not to mention Cai Yan, who was excitedly chattering about how the two of them escaped from the wolf's den, but said that the sad Southern Hun Zuoxian King, who had fallen into Zhang Ling'er's family illusion, regained his consciousness in a headache. He remembered the strange scene before he fainted, the beauty's eyes turned into a bottomless black hole, Zuo Xianwang suddenly turned over from the bed, looked around for the figures of his two beauties, and finally found two disheveled figures next to him. King Zuo Xian's heart was at ease, and he secretly wondered if he had drunk Dorma's milk wine, and he got along with the two beauties when he was drunk?
But this naΓ―ve idea was broken by King Zuo Xian himself in less than a moment, the reason was that King Zuo Xian, who wanted to score twice, had just turned over the two 'sleeping beauties', and he was almost scared to death by them! "Holy! What the hell!! Where's my beauty? Is this my beauty? How did you become an old woman? Yes? Someone! Come on! β
The Hun guards outside the tent door flocked in, but saw that on the bed of their respected King Zuoxian, there were two ugly and old Hun mothers, and secretly thought that I didn't expect that the taste of our beloved King Zuo Xian was very strong, and he didn't even let go of this kind of goods, what a master!
The frightened Southern Xiongnu Zuoxian King didn't have the heart to think about what others thought of him now, so he asked angrily: "Where is my beauty?" How could I sleep with these two people? Yes? Can anyone tell me what the hell is going on? β
A clever Hun soldier stepped forward and said, "Two hours ago, the king asked us to find two old mothers to serve the two Han girls, but the king told them to get out of the way in less than a moment, and we didn't hear any movement until the king called us in just now." β
"What! Yes! When I was having a drink with that Han woman, I fell for that woman's plot, and my mind was blurred, it must have been that woman who fascinated me! She must be the fox spirit of Han legends! Damn! The two of them must have changed clothes with the two people who came in! The two weak women of them must not be able to run far! Quick, give me the order to search the camp and every plant and tree within a hundred miles of the camp! By the way, once you find them, you must be careful to bring them back, and you can't hurt them a single hair!! β
"Yes, my lord!"
Just as King Zuo Xian was anxiously waiting to find the good news of the two delicate beautiful girls, suddenly a Hun soldier stumbled into King Zuoxian's tent.
King Zuo Xian was overjoyed, stepped forward and grabbed the soldier's arm and said, "But you found them?" β
The soldier said with a panicked face: "Great, great king, there are many Han troops outside the big camp!" Look at the flag is that flying general Lu Bu! What to do, King, that is Lu Bu, who has defeated tens of thousands of Xianbei troops! β
"What? Lu Bu is here? How good is that? I haven't found my beauty yet, what if I am found by Lu Bu? Oops, nerve-wracking. "This Zuo Xianwang is a seed of infatuation, but the enemy is still thinking about the beauty he didn't get~
"King! Leave that beauty alone! Now the Han court appointed the Hun Zhonglang general Lu Bu with more than 10,000 men and horses outside the camp to scold the battle, please lead us out of the battle first. "The pawns who came to deliver the news couldn't stand it, their own king was so lustful, especially the women of the Huns, but the women of the Han people, and they were still obsessed with the catastrophe that caused a big disaster. Ay~
Outside the camp of the Southern Xiongnu Zuoxian King tribe, "The Zuoxian King of the Southern Xiongnu!" I am the Imperial Court appointed to protect the Hun Zhonglang General Lu Bu quickly come out to speak! "Lu Bu asked people to light torches and prepare for the night battle.
Under Lu Bu's repeated calls, King Zuo Xian finally appeared in front of Lu Bu surrounded by the warriors of his tens of thousands of tribes. "I am the noble Zuoxian King of the Southern Huns, it is getting late today, I don't know what this general is doing when he comes to our territory?"
Lu Bu smiled disdainfully at the corner of his mouth, and shouted loudly: "First of all, I want to correct your sentence, the land under your feet is not your territory, this is just our Han Dynasty emperor who saw that you were beaten miserably by the Northern Xiongnu and lent you to recuperate." Secondly, as to why I am here, I have to ask you what good you have done this morning, Yan'er and Ling'er. β
Cai Yan and Zhang Ling'er rode together to Lu Bu's side, and Zuo Xianwang on the opposite side saw the figures of the two and shouted: "Beauty! I have taken you well, why should you turn your back on me? β
Cai Yan and Zhang Ling'er both had disgusting looks on their faces, and Cai Yan shouted loudly: "King Zuoxian! You coveted me and Sister Zhang's beauty, first killed dozens of soldiers who guarded us, and then tried to rob me and Sister Zhang to the bitter cold of the desert to say goodbye to my husband! It's even brazen to say such nonsense as turning your back on you! It's despicable and nasty! It's dirty! Beasts are not as good as beasts! Shameless! Sinful people like you don't deserve to live in this place! β
King Zuo Xian said with a red face: "You! You! You"
Lu Bu secretly shouted that this incident had stimulated Cai Yan so much, and it actually made Cai Yan, who had always been quiet and peaceful, so angry, this Zuo Xian King is really damned!!
Lu Bu pointed the Fang Tian Painting Halberd in his hand (the Rainstorm Pear Flower Spear had already been returned to Tong Yuan~ finally got back the Fang Tian Painting Halberd~) and pointed at King Zuo Xian and shouted: "King Zuo Xian! What else do you have to say? The ancestors of your Southern Huns have repeatedly offended my Han, and the single person who was killed by Emperor Wu of my Han Dynasty fled at night, and there is not one in a hundred after sealing the wolf, and now you dare to provoke my Han again! I will tell you that Lu Bu, the general of the Hun Zhonglang, dares to offend the Huaxia Tianwei! Even if it is far away, it will be punished! Now the armies obey me! War!! β
"Roar! War!! β