"Cold..."This was Zhou Han's first consciousness, he gradually woke up from his sleep, opened his eyes, and saw a piece of emerald bamboo, and lush bamboo leaves, "No, didn't I sleep at home?" Seeing this scene, Zhou Han was taken aback, and touched his body, naked.

"Damn, who made such a joke on me and stripped me of all my clothes and threw them here."

Zhou Han hurriedly stood up and looked left and right, fortunately there was no one here, otherwise wouldn't it be too big, he looked down at himself, and breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that the person who left himself here still has a little conscience, at least he didn't even pick up this brief, Zhou Han wondered: "I was obviously sleeping on the bed at home, how could I sleep in this bamboo forest, and I would wake up if I was lifted, not to mention that I was stripped naked, what is the purpose?" Robbery? Robbery? ”

While looking for a mask, Zhou Han thought about all kinds of possible surnames: "It's impossible to rob sex, I look ordinary, it's impossible to rob money, I don't have money, no car, no villa, where does the wealth come from, the only possibility is that my fox friends are playing pranks!" Zhou Han said viciously: "Bastard, it's too much to make a prank, it's really careless in making friends, and I regret it for life..."

Zhou Han scolded and scolded, but he searched and searched, and he couldn't find a waste newspaper, he was in a hurry, if a beautiful woman passed by, and saw him like this, he thought that Brother Naked reappeared, this was not a big ruin of the image, so anxious that Zhou Han almost burst into tears: "Brother is still a virgin, the image can't be ruined..."

In this urgency, I couldn't find anything to cover my body, so I had to take local materials, Zhou Han broke off some bamboo branches, looked at the lush branches and leaves, yes, you can use it, so the bamboo branches were braided together to form a bamboo leaf skirt, and I put it on...

Looking at his nondescript dress, Zhou Han was about to collapse, once upon a time, he actually had to dress up like a savage, I saw Zhou Han's upper body naked, and his lower body was wearing the bamboo leaf skirt, and he shook it, the bamboo leaf skirt was still firmly set, and it didn't fall off, otherwise on the way home, he fell down halfway, and it would be more embarrassing, and at the same time he secretly thought in his heart:

"My group of fox friends and dogs, are they hiding in the dark and secretly filming themselves, well, very likely."

Thinking of this, Zhou Han shouted and scolded: "You dog friends, don't let me come out yet, don't play..."

After calling for a long time, no one answered, only the cold wind blew, so that Zhou Han shivered, at this time Zhou Han heard a voice coming, from far and near, it seemed that a lot of people came, looking for prestige, at the other end of the sheep intestine path in the bamboo forest, a group of people came, stay closer, Zhou Han saw clearly, these people were all wearing ancient clothes, the head of the three, the middle of the face is like a crown of jade, the lips are greased, the ears are big and thick, the height is seven feet five inches, the arms are as long as the orangutan, wearing a brocade robe.

The person on the left is nine feet tall, two feet long, with phoenix eyes, lying silkworm eyebrows, face like a heavy jujube, dignified appearance, majestic, wearing a parrot green robe, the person on the right is eight feet tall, swallow jaw and tiger whiskers, a pair of leopard eyes, a look can give people a sense of trembling, the face is like black charcoal, and the figure is as strong as a cow.

The three people walked side by side in front, the left and right two people were half a step behind, showing that the person in the middle was the mainstay, and behind the three people there were three people dressed as attendants, leading three horses, the three horses were very strong, at a glance they knew that they were thousands of horses, and the color also matched the faces of the three people in front, a red horse, a white horse, and a black horse, among which the red horse was the most extraordinary.

Zhou Han shouted in his heart: "It's a midwinter, isn't this the appearance of the three Taoyuan brothers Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei?" I'm on the scene of filming! ”

Just when Zhou Han thought that he was at the filming scene, those people also found out about Zhou Han's existence, and they all showed surprise in their eyes, obviously a little strange about Zhou Han's dress, not to mention short hair, the upper body was not dressed, and the lower body was even more eccentric, and he only used bamboo leaves to cover his shame, the black-faced man, that is, Zhang Fei, saw Zhou Han's funny appearance, and laughed first, the laughter was so loud that it was comparable to thunder, Zhou Han said in his heart: "Laugh a wool!" This is called the Bamboo Skirt Show, it really deserves to be an actor, Zhang Fei acted so similarly, hey, it's not right.... ”

Zhou Han realized that something was wrong, why didn't he see other staff members and cameras in this acting? What about the director?

After those people approached, Zhou Han asked anxiously: "Brother, where is this, where is your director?" ”

Guan Yu Danfeng's eyes flashed, and a murderous intent loomed: "Who is I and the others, the eldest brother is a relative of the Han family, the second brother and myself are powerful in the world, can anyone call us brothers." ”

Feeling Guan Yu's inadequacy, Zhou Han's heart sank, and he secretly said, "Guan Yu's Danfeng eyes are so good, these actors are too good." ”

Zhang Fei felt that Zhou Han was quite funny, and Liu Bei said with a smile: "Who is the little brother?" What's the point here? ”

"He's memorized too many lines!" Zhou Han had to think about it, with a smile on his face, and was about to lean over, but Guan Yu snorted coldly, Zhang Fei also showed a look of vigilance, Zhou Han had to stop, and said, "I said what kind of play are you doing?" ”

Zhang Fei said angrily: "You guy, you are so rude, the eldest brother asks you, and you don't answer." ”

Zhou Han saw that their expressions did not look like acting, and he panicked for no reason, he also read a lot of cross-cutting online texts, and immediately thought of this possibility, and hurriedly changed his cynical attitude, learned from them to chew on classical Chinese, and said: "Dare to ask a few brothers, where is this place, and what are the three called?" ”

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei's face softened slightly, and Liu Bei introduced: "Under Liu Bei, they are my brother-in-law Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, the little brother should have heard of it, I don't know what you call it?" ”

Zhou Han only woke up at this moment, he really crossed over, he felt that he couldn't cry or laugh, he slept and crossed, it was really pervasive, listening to Liu Bei's question, Zhou Han had to lie and prevaricate: "In the next Zhou Han, the word Ziqi, due to some accidents, fell here, the benevolence of the emperor's uncle, the divine power of General Guan Zhang, the cold has heard about it early, and he yearns for it, and he is relieved to see it at first sight." ”

Guan Zhanger was praised by Zhou Han, his heart was very happy, and he looked better at Zhou Han's face, Liu Bei smiled: "Ziqi is very good at praising people, since he has words, he should have some talents to learn, and he is going to Wollongong to visit Mr. Wolong, Ziqi can know Mr. Wolong?" ”

Zhou Han muttered in his heart, "Who doesn't know, isn't that Zhuge Liang." ”

He said: "Han knows this person, this person's intelligence can be called ancient and peerless, and his strategy is amazing." ”

Liu Bei's eyes flashed with a ray of wisdom, and he said: "Ziqi is also fated to meet me here, how about going to visit Mr. Wolong with Beitong?" ”

Zhou Han said: "How dare you disobey the invitation of the imperial uncle, it's just that Han is dressed like this." Liu Bei took off his robe and said, "If the little brother doesn't dislike it, you can put on this robe first." ”

"Big brother, you..." Guan Zhang and the two were busy trying to stop them, but Liu Bei waved his hand and stopped the two of them and said: "Ziqi has no cloth to cover his body, how is it good to catch a cold, the second brother and the third brother don't need to say much." ”

Liu Bei said and handed the robe to Zhou Han.

"Obediently, this Liu Bei is too good at buying people's hearts, this should be called a wise person." Zhou Han was very narcissistic and thoughtful, took the robe, and thanked: "Thank you, Uncle Huang." ”

After Zhou Han put on his robe and walked with Liu Bei, Zhang Fei complained: "Big brother is now going to Wollongong for the third time, what if Zhuge Villager is not there?" ”

Liu Bei feigned anger and said, "What did the third brother promise me to come? Don't be so slow. Zhang Fei didn't say anything, Guan Yu said: "Fang Cai Ziqi is so optimistic about Zhuge Liang, I don't know if you know anything about him?" ”

Listening to Guan Yu's words to himself, Zhou Han said: "Then Zhuge Lianghan doesn't know much either. Just kidding, history is recorded but who knows what the real Zhuge Liang is like, he doesn't dare to talk nonsense, Guan Yu sneered, Liu Bei asked, "Where is Ziqi?" ”

Zhou Han had no choice but to lie again: "Han is a Beihai clan." ”

Liu Bei intended to test Zhou Han and asked, "Does Ziqi have an opinion on the general trend of the world?" ”

Zhou Han is trying to mix under Liu Bei, Zhou Han still understands the truth that the nest is incomplete, and now he is crossing, and he just happened to meet Liu Bei, of course, he has to hold this thigh, and directly learn Zhuge Liang's Longzhong replied: "Now Cao Ying's unification of the north is unstoppable, and he can't compete with it when he occupies the sky, Sun Quan has occupied Jiangdong for three generations, the people's hearts are attached, and there is the benefit of the Yangtze River moat, which can be used as aid, not in a hurry, if the emperor wants to achieve hegemony, he should unite Sun Quan, take Jingxiang, and then take Yizhou, and then rest to raise the people, and sharpen the soldiers, Ordered a general to send Jingxiang's troops to the north, and the emperor's uncle sent troops to Hanzhong to take two places, Xu Tuliangzhou, so that the two soldiers and horses, the head and tail are difficult to take care of, and the big things can be expected, and he ordered a person who can speak well, saying that Sun Quan will attack Cao Ying together, and then he will be destroyed..."

Speaking of this, Zhou Han stopped his pace, because Liu Bei in front of him stopped, Liu Bei turned to look at Zhou Han, and bowed to Zhou Han without warning and said: "Ziqi really has a lot of opinions, I might as well too, I don't know if I can help the poor Liu Bei and help the Han family." ”

Guan Zhang Erjiang also knew that Zhou Han really had some talent at this time, so he didn't say anything, and Zhou Han hurriedly helped Liu Bei up after being surprised, bowed to Liu Bei, and said: "Han has to vote for the master, dare not do his best to help." ”

Liu Bei was overjoyed, and continued to go to Wollongong with Zhou Han and Guan Zhang, with a lot of words and smiles along the way...