Chapter 283: Bring more beauties over
Qiao Fugui groaned when he heard it: "My mother! In Chaisang City, Sun Quan was still anxiously waiting for this Liu Dashen to come over to help repel Liu Cong's Jingzhou soldiers! How good is that? No, tomorrow, we must try to persuade Liu Dashen to go to Chaisang City to meet Sun Quan. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info Well, as long as Soochow is undefeated, I will have a good life here! ”
However, Liu Dashen is not easy to invite, let alone persuade.
No matter how anxious Qiao Fugui was, how he persuaded him, how he pleaded, this Liu Dashen was silent, he just didn't squeak, and he didn't say when he would go to Chaisang to help Sun Quan and Lu Xun repel Liu Cong's Jingzhou soldiers.
Here Qiao Fugui is very anxious, all the skills have been taken out, Liu Cong is to spend his mind on these hundred and ten pheasants all day long, hearing Qiao Fugui's persuasion or pleading, Liu Dashen will impatiently scold: "What are you anxious about?" I don't bother to care about the things you fight for me in the world.
Who can manage it, today it is here, and tomorrow there will be another fight; Tomorrow I will take care of that side, and the day after tomorrow there will be another fight here.
Hum! Since ancient times, this is how the world has fought and killed.
Well, to be a fairy is also to be able to live, and you must also know how to enjoy.
Let me tell you, Qiao Fugui, this little god is not interested in all things in the world, but is interested in women. I always think that women are the masters of the world, and without women, won't the world be extinct soon? Is there anyone else there?
So, I am interested in women, and I study them carefully every day, studying the physiological characteristics of women.
I wondered, how can this woman give birth to a child? Why can't men be born?
Qiao Fugui, you say, why? ”
Qiao Fugui also likes women and likes to play with women, but he is not as focused as Liu Dashen! He saw that the woman was so sweet, and he wanted to do it. However, it's over when it's done, at most find a chance to do a few more plates, and immediately it will be boring and empathetic, he lives in a pile of women all day long, can he not do such a thing?
However, although he likes it, it is not like Liu Dashen: "Liu Dashen is the same!" Although Liu Dashen couldn't be persuaded to help Sun Quan for a while, Qiao Fugui really admired Liu Dashen's ability in his heart: "It's not enough to play with women!" Soak in it day and night, never see him say enough soaking! ”
Liu Dashen loves to soak women, can soak women and has the ability to soak women, although Qiao Fugui has an uncomfortable feeling in his heart, but knowing that these pheasants are neither his mother nor his sisters, he is relieved: "Bubble!" Soak his grandmother's! He can't be tired. Oops, but, don't be tired, Sun Quan is waiting for him to save his life. ”
Since Liu Cong came here for three days, Qiao Fugui's mind has been so contradictory and anxious.
He couldn't figure it out, and he couldn't understand why Liu Dashen couldn't pour out some effort and go over to help Sun Quan.
Two days later, Qiao Fugui summed up the reason: "The reason why Liu Dashen didn't go to Chaisang was because there were a hundred and ten pheasants hanging here. Well, I'll get these pheasants home! Qiao Fugui thought about cutting off Liu Dashen's thoughts, but he didn't dare.
After thinking about it, I suddenly had an idea: "Why am I so stupid?" Since you can't afford to offend if you can't persuade you, why don't you go over and ask Sun Quan to come over and ask for help? Last time, Sun Quan begged him to retire the Jingzhou soldiers. If you come to him again this time, will he still agree? No way! He is Sun Quan's brother-in-law. Although they are immortals, they have become relatives with mortals, and they also know how to respect the elders of their relatives. ”
So, Qiao Fugui said to Liu Dashen at breakfast on the fourth day, and he said: "Since Qiao can't move Liu Dashen, I'm ashamed, Qiao is going to go to Chaisang City to hand in the task." I think that when my father-in-law Wu Hou heard that you were coming, he would immediately rush over and ask you to help repel the Jingzhou soldiers. ”
Liu Cong was silent, just flirting with the pheasants around him!
Qiao Fugui was worried, worried that Liu Dashen would also leave after he left: "The mind of the immortal can't be estimated, so when he is interested, he will come; Out of interest, let's go! Comes and goes without a trace. If I report to Sun Quan, Sun Quanxing hurriedly came over to take a look, Liu Dashen is no longer here, and I can't afford to be charged with bullying the king. ”
Thinking of this, Qiao Fugui was embarrassed and scared, and lost his mind sadly for a while, so he knelt on the ground with a snort, kowtowed to Liu Dashen, and prayed while kowtowing: "Liu Dashen is pitiful, for the sake of Qiao someone who is carefully serving you all day long." These two days, yes, these two days, don't leave, just live here. I'll go back to Chaisang and invite my lord over to meet you. ”
This is exactly what Liu Cong was waiting for, he waited for Qiao Fugui to do this, waiting for Qiao Fugui to invite Sun Quan over to meet him.
After Sun Quan came over, he would transfer Na Lu Xun through Sun Quan, and then take the opportunity to act.
So in the past few days, no matter how Qiao Fugui prays, Liu Cong just doesn't agree, just using pickling girls as an excuse to lie in this Liulangya Inn, is the purpose? Only he understood - that is, sitting on the shore fishing for golden turtles, and going into the deep water without stretching out his arms and exposing his arms.
"It's inconvenient to get something from Chaisang City or Sheephorn Pass." Liu Cong had already thought about it, "However, if Lu Xun is tricked here, he will become the fish and meat in the case, and it is up to me to decide whether to cook it and eat it or take it away." ”
Although he has been waiting for Qiao Fugui to do this for the past few days, but now that he is going to do this, Liu Cong did not answer directly, and said casually: "You go." I'm not leaving. It doesn't matter if Sun Quan comes or not. The main thing is that I'm tired of the pheasants here.
When Sun Quan was about to come, you told him straight and told him not to bring anything. If there are any high-class Jiangnan people in Chaisang City, just bring some more.
Tell him that I won't use the beauty he brought in vain, and after using it, I will repay him. ”
Qiao Fugui promised repeatedly: "This nature, this nature." How could Liu Dashen be a dishonest person! After that, he got up and said goodbye to Liu Cong and left.
Qiao Fugui was still not at ease when he went out, so he ordered the pheasant to be in charge: "From today onwards, you must keep Liu Dashen, keep it!" ”
These pheasants at the head were worried: "Oh, master. Liu Dashen is an immortal, who comes and goes without a trace, how can we keep it? If we lose our temper and get a thunderbolt, will we still be alive? ”
Qiao Fugui scolded: "Grandma's! You must keep it for me! This is a political task.
Let me tell you, this Liu Dashen doesn't like anything, he likes you women. 283
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