Chapter 371: Meat Jokes (Four Changes)

"Oh, that's not right!" The prince suddenly let out a low sigh of surprise.

"What's wrong?" Concubine Li asked.

King Yu pointed to Moth's side: "Who is that person?" ”

Feng Bao fixed his eyes, but saw that Mozi was still followed by an incredibly beautiful Taoist aunt, who was it not Tang Buer?

This look startled him. The relationship between Wu Jie and Tang Buer is inexplicable, she was able to escape from the Lu family, and she also lost him Feng Bao. This matter is a secret, but I can't tell the prince.

As far as Gu Zuo is concerned, he said: "Lord Wang, that person is Wu Jie's family, called Lian Laosan, and his martial arts are quite good, and ordinary dozen or so strong men can't get close at all." ”

Even the third child is also powerful, trying his best to protect the pregnant moth, like a reef to keep the crowd out.

"No, it's that Dao Gu who is asking." The prince pointed at Tang Buji again.

"That person, I, the concubine, guess it should be Wu Jie's confidante Tang Fuji Tang Fairy." Concubine Li smiled: "Fairy Tang is also a famous figure in the cultivation world, and I don't know how, so I have a personal relationship with Wu Jie." ”

Only then did the prince suddenly realize: "It turned out to be her, and she must have come to see Wu Jie on the street." It's a pity that a grandmaster-level cultivator actually had a personal relationship with Wu Shizhen, but it was with the permission of his father, and it was difficult for others to say anything. It's just that this matter is a little unbearable, Wu Jie is a merry scholar, it doesn't matter, it's a pity that Fairy Tang's reputation is bad. ”

Feng Bao was bold: "Lord Wang, there is also a double cultivation among this cultivator, right?" ”

Yuwang was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "That's." Is that. This Wu Festival, is it considered a double cultivation by order? ”

Concubine Li and the others also giggled, and they all thought it was funny.

It was Tang Mi, Mozi, Lian Lao's father and daughter, and a few maids and boys who came.

Today is the day of the yellow list, and I don't know how many places Wu Jie won before that. But. The champion parade is a big event, and even the third child asked about the route of the parade early and booked a seat here. Because I came late, I only got the location of one building.

Let Mozi and the others walk here first, but they will go to see the list first.

When he saw that Wu Jie won the first place, he hurriedly ran to report, and happened to meet with the moth here.

From the joy of the rest of the family, the moth is calm. Maybe it has something to do with Wu Jie's winning the first place every time since she participated in the imperial examination, she has been completely aesthetically fatigued, and there are no surprises.

It was Miss Tang, who was so excited that her eyes were full of tears.

Walk into the ground floor of the teahouse. I saw that there were many people gathered inside, and a storyteller was talking with a lot of mouth.

After finding a seat and sitting down, Miss Tang was still wiping her tears, but Mozi said softly: "Sister, don't cry anymore, wait for the master to become the champion." Your hard days are finally coming to an end. ”

"Yes, Mi'er, don't cry, Wu Jie is the champion, and the court will be sealed. You will always have a share, and then you can marry him. A handkerchief was handed over.

It was a middle-aged woman in her thirties who spoke. It was Miss Tang's mother, Mrs. Tang.

After the Lu family was copied, Wu Jie left. asked Li Chunfang to ransom her lowly status. Now he has also been sent to Cishou Temple to reunite with Miss Tang.

As for her father Tang Ne and Yang Zongzhi, it is unthinkable.

Miss Tang nodded, still dripping tears.

I heard the storyteller say again: "Let's say that when Wu Shizhen came to Beijing to take the exam, he happened to pass by a big river, and there was no boat on the river, so he had to stay overnight in a broken temple." There happened to be a female ghost living in the temple, and she turned into a beautiful woman in the middle of the night, wanting to hook the soul of Wu Festival. Helplessly, what is Wu Jie, he immediately saw through the original form of that person, and shouted, what kind of demons and monsters have come to seduce me, retreat quickly, otherwise you will be scattered. The female ghost saw that her true body was seen through, and immediately turned into her original form, only to see that her face was like blue indigo, her mouth was like a basin of blood, and a gust of yin wind struck, and the temple roared loudly.........,

Hearing what he said terriblely, the tea house that was still noisy just now suddenly fell silent.

Even Miss Tang forgot to cry and couldn't help but go to her mother's side.

In this era, storytellers and courtesans in Qinglou were like art workers in later generations, and they would develop some jokes that the people liked to come out and live together, and the speed of information dissemination in the capital was very fast. When a joke comes out, the storyteller only needs to check the amount of income in his pocket, and he can probably estimate the interests of the people and the guidance of public opinion.

The most talked about in the city of Jiajing Forty Times in Beijing is Wu Jie, starting from his poems with Xiaoge Lao, and then to Zhonghuiyuan, Zhongzhuangyuan, the story of which suddenly spread, and it was very out of shape. But no matter how it changes, whether it is a ghost story, a god story, or even a fragrant joke, it is all what the people like to see.

Especially this kind of story that has to be told between a reader and a female ghost, it is everyone's favorite.

Some people sighed when they listened to this story: This Wu Festival is really incomprehensible, the female ghost is coming to hook you, you should entertain first. The icing is eaten, and the shells are returned. First xx that oo, and then it's not too late to reveal her true identity. As soon as he came up, he shouted and shouted to kill, which was inhumane and not ghostly.

"As long as a reader reads the books of sages for a few years, he will naturally have a heroic spirit in his chest and magical powers. The female ghost blew the yin wind, but Wu Jie was not afraid and shouted, 'Bah! With a wave of the book in his hand, more than a dozen golden characters appeared in the air, knocking the female ghost to the ground. ”

"Those dozen or so golden characters are exactly the ...... of 'at the beginning of people, good nature, similar deeds, and far away from Xi'"

Some listeners disagreed: "What nonsense are you talking about, isn't this the "Three Character Sutra", and not the "Diamond Sutra" and "Tao Te Ching", how can they be so powerful?" ”

The storyteller was quick for a while, and when he said that he had missed his mouth, he was a little embarrassed, gritted his teeth, and continued: "After the female ghost fell to the ground, she kept begging for mercy. It is said that Wu Jie should directly beat her to a lifetime that will not be able to be reborn. It can be seen that she is pitiful, and Wu Jie's heart moved, 'You get up, still turn into a beauty, don't wear clothes'. ”

"Good!" When the audience heard this, they exclaimed: "Good man, subdue demons and destroy demons, as it should be!" ”

Miss Tang couldn't help but spit when she heard what they said.

Lian Lao San was angry: "This person is hateful, slandering the master like this, I will go and pull him down and beat him up." ”

Miss Tang was shocked: "No! ”

At this time, someone outside shouted: "The carriage and horse of the champion are coming!" ”

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ps: I wrote 8,000 words today, I have never written so many words, my brain is written as paste, so let's leave it at that. I was going to write 12,000 words...... I surrendered. (To be continued......)

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