Bao Zheng saw that Lao Huang threw the burden to himself, and scratched his head embarrassedly, "What, this matter is estimated to be unclear here, if it is convenient for the national teacher, how about accompanying me to the underworld?" ”

The peddler grabbed Lao Huang's arm, wiped a handful of snot on his arm, and cried, "Lao Huang, if you want to kill me, can you give me a good time, can we play with me without changing the law?"

Lao Huang kicked the hawker away, "What do you think, it's disgusting to you, a big man is crying, who said he wanted to kill you?" ”

The peddler pointed at Bao Zheng, "He's going to take me to the underworld, it's not that I want to die, I know, the king of Hades is coming, it will be no good thing, I didn't expect you to be so dark, this river hasn't crossed yet, my bridge is ready to be demolished"

It was the first time Bao Zheng saw such a skinless guy as a hawker, and Lao Huang may also feel that he is a person who is an immortal in the underworld, oh, he is embarrassed in front of the ghost, and he grabbed the hawker and shook it like a leaf in the wind, "Can you finish the words, can't, can't"

Hawker "Uh... Put....I....come down"

Lao Huang threw the hawker on the sofa, it felt like throwing a used sanitary napkin, the hawker was stunned for a while, and then resigned himself to his fate, looking at Bao Zheng, "Okay, I'll accompany you to the underworld, do you think I cut my wrist first or put some gas first, and then light a cigarette to calm down quickly?" ”

Thanks to Bao Zheng's black face, the black line on his head was invisible, and at that moment Bao Zheng squeezed out a smile that was more ugly than crying, "The national teacher misunderstood, let you go to the underworld without going out of the body, let's drive your car to go"

The vendor, who had experience in opening bread and going to the Tang Dynasty, just sighed lightly: "Is it also on the brakes?" ”

Bao Zheng waved his hand, "No, we have a door, you just drive in"

"yes, where's the door?"

Bao Zheng stood up, "National teacher, please come with me, let's go down and arrange one" The hawker followed Bao Zheng, and Lao Huang also came over to join in the fun. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

When he arrived in the courtyard, Bao Zheng looked around and pointed to a dry toilet in the corner of the courtyard wall, "This place is heavy and cloudy, suitable for opening a door."

The vendor pinched his nose and said, "Are you sure?" ”

Bao Zheng nodded with satisfaction, "I'm sure"

"Then you can set it up"

"Okay" Bao Zheng said, untied a sachet-like bag from his waist, and pulled something out from the inside, when he took out the first thing, the vendor knew that the sachet was probably the same as his ring, and there must be space inside!

I saw that Bao Zheng moved out a pile of stones and wood, as well as two gates, and piled them up in the open space next to him, and he didn't ask anyone to help, and he snorted and combined them together.

Slowly, the form of the gate appeared, very familiar, with the same mountain gate used in the temple in Japan, everyone has been saying that Japan is a ghost god, the hawker thought it was a rumor, saw Bao Zheng made this gate, the hawker scolded in his heart, little Japan is really perverted!

After Bao Zheng erected the gate, he put a few gems on the gate, and then the gate flashed brightly, and then it dimmed!

Hawker: "Okay? ”

Bao Zheng frowned, and hurriedly went over to adjust the position of the gem, this time the door flashed suddenly, and then swished to the wall of the toilet, as if it was buttoned with a tile.

Bao Zheng wiped the sweat from his forehead, "I made a mistake just now, I haven't laid a teleportation array for a long time, and it's a little handy."

Hawker, Lao Huang "......."

"But now it's okay, come, the national teacher will also put on this ring, this thing is for identification and management, how to use it to explain to you when I get to the time" Bao Zheng said and handed a skull ring to the hawker, the hawker looked at it, and couldn't see what material it was made of, but it looked more than the panda ring in his hand, and he put it on directly!

"What do we do next?" Bao Zheng arched his hand at Lao Huanggong, "Shangxian, please stay, I will take the national teacher to the underworld for a trip"

Lao Huang waved his hand, "Go, go and come back quickly"

After saying "farewell", Bao Zheng pulled the vendor into his van and pointed to the door on the toilet wall, "The national teacher just needs to open forward"

The peddler was a little reluctant to believe "Are you sure I'm not going to hit the wall?" ”

"I promise"

"That's good to listen to you" said lightly, but the hawker was still on guard, the van hung a gear against the door on the wall, and when the front of the car touched the wall, a strange thing happened, the van disappeared into the wall as if it were touching the water.

The peddler had seen this scene once before, that is, Lao Huang's Fa Xiang hid behind the wall and couldn't reach it, and that was the same situation.

At that moment, the hawker praised the sentence "The cow is a force" After saying that, he gave a little throttle, and the car disappeared into the wall completely, and then the hawker saw a flower in front of him, "Damn, what a big square, this is the underworld?" ”

Bao Zheng shook his head, "No, this is a transfer station specially built for you to cross, you look around" The hawker followed Bao Zheng's guidance and found that this square-shaped transfer station was actually a bit suspended, and after he came in, he was on a suspension bridge, in front of which was a circular square, and there were several doors around!

There are names on the doors, in order of Qin, Chu, Tang, Song, Ming, Qing and Ming, the hawker saw the Ming, swallowed his saliva in his heart, looked at the reversing mirror, and the reversing mirror clearly showed that the door behind the butt was written on it!

Bao Zheng introduced to the hawker, "These eight gates represent the places you can go, the meaning is very simple, don't you need me to explain?" ”

The peddler nodded, "I can still understand this, let's go to the underworld now, just drive to the underworld and go in, right?" ”

Bao Zheng nodded, "That's right, but you have to remember, this transfer station leads directly to the heavens above, and the nine shadows below, of course, you can't go to the sky, but don't get out of the car and be idle and have nothing to do to climb over the guardrail, you can't get it if you fall, the Nine Secluded Lands are all evil ghosts who have lived for thousands of years, and the best outcome of a little fresh meat like you falling down is to snatch the soul back."

The hawker fought a cold war: "Don't worry, I will definitely be a civilized and moral law-abiding citizen"

Bao Zheng patted the peddler on the shoulder, "That's good, let's go, open the door to the underworld, I'll show you the scenery of the underworld"

"Okay" drove across the bridge connecting the Shengmen and the square, and then drove to the bridge connecting the square and the Hades Gate, before the front of the car reached the Hades Gate, the hawker prayed first, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Taishang Laojun bless, I am still young, I don't want to die early"

Bao Zheng was about to laugh and cry, "National Teacher, you should be careful, with me, the Lord of Yama, following you, you don't need to be so careful"

The peddler retorted: "It's because you're the king of Hades that I'm not at ease?" ”

Bao Zheng was puzzled: "Why is this?" ”

"You're a ghost's eye."

Bao Zheng was speechless, "I think we should trust each other"

"Okay, let's go" The van passed through a ripple of water again, and the hawker finally came to the underworld, looking at the scene in front of him, the hawker couldn't help but praise the "" (to be continued. )