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The doctor invited by Li Fan is called Fang Yiqing, a very elegant name, as his name suggests, tall and thin, with a bit of Confucianism, not like a doctor, to the point of a scholar, holding a big medicine box in his hand, a little nondescript. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Li Fan's introduction is good, Fang Yiqing did study under the well-known doctor Fang Xueyou in Chang'an, and he is still his righteous son. But this medical skill has little to do with the master and apprentice, it is not for nothing that a good master teaches a bad apprentice, and there are many bad masters who teach a good apprentice.

Fang Yiqing is the former, although he has a famous doctor as his teacher, but he is lazy by nature and not easy to learn, and Fang has not learned one-tenth of the medical skills. After Fang Xueyou drove the crane to the west, he couldn't continue, and opened a small hospital with some savings. He couldn't cure this serious illness, and some common minor illnesses such as colds and flu could barely cope with it.

He is self-aware, the consultation fee is not high, and the people around him have a headache and brain fever, and the income of the medical center that takes care of him is not bad. Some time ago, I also married a mother-in-law. Unfortunately, this mother-in-law is Li Fan's eldest sister next door, and they have some intersections with each other.

Li Fan was entrusted by the defense machine to seek a doctor, come to the door for treatment, and named a doctor with excellent medical skills and a famous doctor, so he muttered in his heart.

It is common for the shopkeeper to run errands for people, Li Fan has been a shopkeeper for three years, and this kind of thing has not happened once or twice. What he is most afraid of is to meet the kind of person who does not have a lot of money on him, but hires a famous doctor to go to the clinic for treatment. The visiting fee of a famous doctor is a step higher than that of an ordinary doctor, if the customer cannot afford it. Although he will not be compensated, he will inevitably be reprimanded.

He saw that there were multiple patches on his clothes, and he knew that he didn't dare to ask him for a good doctor. Fang Yiqing happened to appear in Li Fan's mind, Fang Yiqing's fee was reasonable, and the visit fee was not expensive, so that no one could afford to pay it in Chang'an. Besides, the fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders, and the eldest sister next door treats him well, and pulls a business for her, maybe she can still eat a meal.

He is a small person, and naturally has the mentality of a small person.

Fang Yiqing's business can only survive, it is not prosperous, when Li Fan came to him, he was bored with a medical book chewing words. When this book is used, Fang Yiqing did not regret his previous laziness until he got married and started a business, and after listening to Li Fan's intentions, he did not hesitate, and directly asked his mother-in-law to look at the store, and left with the medicine box.

When he came to the inn, Fang Yiqing saw that the monk was mysterious, and he smiled secretly in his heart, it couldn't be that kind of problem, right?

He has only opened a medical clinic for less than two years, but he has met many men with problems under his crotch, all of them are like thieves, it is difficult to speak, either he does not lift, impotence, premature ejaculation or has flower willow disease, and he has a faint plan in his heart.

After Li Fan left, he took off his pants and gave Fang Yiqing for treatment.

Fang Yiqing looked at it and was secretly proud in his heart, the four diagnoses of this doctor: look and hear, ask and ask, just by looking at it, he can see through the cause, it is really Bian Que in Bian Que.

Flower willow disease is also a venereal disease in later generations, the ancients believed that it was named after the disease of looking for "flowers" and asking "willows", and there were records of this disease in the Han Dynasty. The condition of willow disease is different and different. Some of them are born like grains of rice, and when they are broken, blood comes out, and the flesh has roots, and the flesh is scattered like flowers; Some are embodied in the hair, there was a 'high monk' during the Wuping period of the Northern Qi Dynasty, who did not practice meticulously, so as to wander after him, and the hair on his body fell as soon as he grabbed it. But the common symptoms are pussy erosion, external rash, muscle and bone pain, skin nucleation and ulceration, to put it simply, odor, itching, eczema, ulceration, four steps.

In the debate machine is Du He's itchy powder, which accounts for one itch, and he scratches for a long time, and the skin and flesh are open and festering unintentionally, and it accounts for one more fester. These two points, coupled with Fang Yiqing's self-judgment and the expression of the debate, have come to a conclusion...... Venereal disease.

The debate machine listened to the "bang" of his head for a while, and the whole person almost fainted.

Venereal disease?

How can it be?

Although he is a wife, he is also a little, at most, he masturbates when he can't help it, but he is still a pure virgin, how can he get this disease?

"Doctor, you read that right, don't scare me!" Unconsciously, the tone of the debate was already crying, God, who am I recruiting to provoke someone, how can even a virgin have a willow disease.

Fang Yiqing feigned anger and said: "Flower willow disease is a common disease, I have been practicing medicine for many years, and there are more than 20 cases of your situation in this situation, how can you be wrong......

As Fang Yiqing thought, willow disease is a common disease, as long as a doctor who understands some common sense, he will not misjudge.

But Li Fan found Fang Yiqing for the debate machine.

Although Fang Yiqing studied medicine since childhood, he has only practiced medicine for two years, and he has no medical ethics. This examination of willow disease requires a careful and detailed examination with that word. Generally speaking, looking at this kind of thing, the old man can do it without blushing and his heart without beating, but Fang Yiqing is less than thirty this year, let him take the man's thing, look left and right, smell if there is any peculiar smell, and see if there is eczema, it is really impossible to do it. Anyway, odor, itching, eczema, ulceration, two of the four steps, and the remaining two are not checked or tightened.

So, the debate machine was tragic.

A good virgin made a quack doctor diagnose flower willow disease.

The debate machine excitedly took Fang Yiqing's hand and said with a crying voice: "Doctor, please...... Help me...... "The debate machine has no research on willow disease, and the doctor said that it is enough. He is a monk, if it is rumored that he has Hualiu disease, then who else will believe his innocence, especially after the incident of Nayan.

He was agitated and shook his head violently, and suddenly the hat slipped off his head and fell to the ground.

The debate machine is a monk with a bald head, but the owner of the hat is not, the head of the debate machine is not big, naturally the two do not match, the hat is very loose on the head, and it is easy to slide off the head.

The debate machine was not in the way, but he was emotional, and there was so much to take care of, and the hat fell from his head, revealing a shiny head, and the nine ring scars on his head were conspicuous, indicating the true identity of the debate machine.

Fang Yiqing looked stunned, thinking of the obscene monk and greedy monk incident that had made a lot of noise in the past few days, a trace of disdain flashed in his eyes, and after taking a closer look, he suddenly exclaimed, "Master of debate? ”

The debate machine inevitably revealed his identity, and specially chose a remote place in the west of the city far away from Hongfu Temple and Huichang Temple. The scale of Chang'an City is majestic, it is ten times the area of Xi'an City now, 2.5 times that of Chang'an City in Han Dynasty, 1.2 times that of Luoyang City in the Northern Wei Dynasty, 1.7 times that of Dadu, 1.9 times that of Nanjing City in the Ming Dynasty, and 1.4 times that of Beijing City in the Ming and Qing Dynasties, which is the largest metropolis in ancient times. The south and west of the city are separated by nearly ten kilometers, and the residents in Chang'an City are people who have never visited the entire Chang'an City in their lives. They were so far away from each other that they thought that if they came to the west of the city, they could avoid meeting acquaintances.

He didn't expect that Fang Yiqing originally lived near Huichang Temple, just because the master drove the crane to the west, he was the most unproductive of all the apprentices, and he was embarrassed to compete with a senior brother for food, so he came to the west of the city alone. When he was an apprentice near Huichang Temple, he had seen several debaters from afar. He has a good memory, and he recognized it at once.

The debate machine is like ashes, he has a good name and a good name, and he is not willing to be expelled from the flowery world of Chang'an like this, after repeated consideration, he has regarded the current situation as an opportunity to put his life in the place of death. Now there are high-ranking monks in Chang'an, who have almost been wiped out, and there are few people who can beat him in fame.

Now he is notorious, but he is the only one acquitted. As long as you take advantage of this and make a big fuss, you may not have a chance to make a comeback.

After all, legally he is only a victim.

He is now in the same situation as an innocent man who came to the house of a thief and treated him warmly with the money he had stolen. He did enjoy the dirty money, but he had nothing to do with it. As long as he crosses this hurdle, he believes that he can regain his prestige with a mouth.

But now he tragically has Hualiu disease, and the matter has spread, even if he has the eloquence of Su Qin and Zhang Yi, he can't say that the dead are alive.

Seeing that he was about to be ruined, he suddenly killed the person in front of him in his heart, then he didn't know it, and he didn't know it.

His dead face suddenly turned pale, and even he himself was startled by this sudden thought, and did not dare to think about it any more.

Fang Yiqing does not believe in Buddhism, he is so poor that he almost can't afford to raise himself, and he has no money left to help the gods and Buddhas.

The debate machine gave all the money on his body to Fang Yiqing, and asked him to keep his secret.

Fang Yiqing weighed the broken silver in his hand, and when he saw Qian Yan, he agreed. This trip is more than he earns in a few months.

Fang Yiqing walked in a hurry, met Li Fan in the lobby, and said happily: "Brother Li, I met a rich lord and made a fortune, come to my house to drink at night, and ask your sister-in-law to cook you a few snacks." ”

Li Fan's eyes lit up, and he responded in one gulp.

Evening.

Fang Yiqing and Li Fan gathered together, you have a cup, I have a cup of eating and drinking, Fang Yiqing's wife Zhen is waiting on the side, and she keeps giving Li Fan vegetables, so that when he encounters this matter in the future, he will take more care of his husband.

Li Fan looked at the table of good dishes and asked curiously: "Brother Fang, that poor guy like a farmer, is he really a fat sheep?" ”

Fang Yiqing drank too much wine, and said casually: "Where is the poor guy, that is a big man." ”

Li Fan is a runaway, and he likes to collect gossip the most, so he couldn't hold back this listen, and pulled him to ask the reason.

Fang Yiqing said: "It's hard to say, I promised others......"

Li Fan's face was displeased.

When Zhen saw it, he was afraid of offending Li Fan, and there would be no one to do business in the future, so he kicked his husband and said, "Brother Li is not an outsider, what are you hiding?" ”

Fang Yiqing was a little hesitant at first, but after listening to what his wife said, he also smiled and told the matter of the debate.

Li Fan and Zhen listened carefully.

So, on the second day, the news of the debate's flower willow disease spread quickly.

The debate machine hid like a mouse, crying out in grief and indignation without tears: "I am a virgin...... I was wronged, I am innocent......"