Chapter 15: I Really Didn't Touch Him
Zhu Changyuan opened his eyes, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. Listening to www.biquge.info the two voices, it should be Liu Yunzhou and Xia Congliang.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for them to say again: "Hey, how can I look at this table with a familiar face!" ”
Liu Yunzhou said: "Nonsense, the table is at the door of our camp and the Qing Division, if you don't know each other, it's weird." ”
The two looked around the table, and then hurriedly entered the yamen, only to see Zhu Changyuan sitting at his desk, looking at a book with a book.
"Master Zhu, have we been robbed by the Yamen?" Xia Congliang hadn't noticed Zhu Changyuan's table yet.
Zhu Changyuan shook his head, but Liu Yunzhou next to him saw the doorway, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, and said coldly: "Lord Zhu, did you throw the table outside to Master Ma?" ”
"Roar! It turned out that two adults came. Zhu Changyuan hurriedly stood up from the chair, stretched his waist, and said, "Yes, Master Ma hasn't cleaned up in a day's time, and the official has important things to do, so it is inconvenient to wait for a long time, so he brought a table from his own house, so let him go outside and pick it up." ”
"You!" Liu Yunzhou has been an official for so many years, and it is the first time he has seen such a scoundrel, he pointed at Zhu Changyuan with a trembling finger, his face was pale, and said, "You, this is simply." After a pause, he said loudly: "Insulting Sven!" ”
"Cut!" Zhu Changyuan didn't bother to bird him, continued to sit in his seat, squinted at Liu Yunzhou, and said, "Lord Liu said that I insulted Sven?" ”
"Who else is it not you? How can a dignified official be so nonsense. And why did yesterday threaten Afterglow? Not to mention this stubble Zhu Changyuan is not angry, as soon as he mentions the afterglow of anger, Zhu Changyuan's heart is full of anger, and he said angrily: "It turned out that Yu Guang sued me on that dog day!" Lao Tzu asked him if he wanted to push back and block personally, and I didn't give him a little bit to know who I was? ”
Xia Congliang mediated in the middle, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, you two don't quarrel, after a while, other yamen will come to our Qing Officials Division to see if the jokes are good-looking?" ”
"Just look at it, it's not my joke!" Liu Yunzhou shook his sleeves. Sit down in your seat. Then he pulled out a piece of paper from his sleeve and slowly unfolded it.
Zhu Changyuan looked at it fixedly, almost laughing, what Liu Yunzhou was holding in his hand was the question he had written before. It seems that this product still hasn't figured out a clue.
Xia Congliang was a peacemaker, and seeing that the atmosphere between the two was not very harmonious, he took the initiative to break the deadlock and said, "Master Zhu, I went to the inner courtyard to pull weeds yesterday. Is it still going well? ”
"It's going well, what's wrong with pulling a weed?" Zhu Changyuan smiled slightly, and did not refuse the kindness of others, and said: "What about you, didn't the balcony mountain say that the Guanyin Pagoda would be built, and the construction has not started yet?" ”
"Construction has started, but the deadline is stuck!" Xia Congliang smiled bitterly and said: "The foundation over there is uneven, and it needs to be leveled little by little, it seems that there is no month to talk about." But the cabinet is urging us to level it in three days, alas! After speaking, he shook his head helplessly.
"How can leveling last that long?" Zhu Changyuan is a person from modern society, if there is a level in the heart, basically the level can be measured in twenty minutes, and the rest only needs to be dug and filled, where is there such trouble, even in ancient times, there seems to be a series of methods such as the horizontal method and the sink method. It shouldn't be difficult.
"Is it because there are not enough people and the soil is too slow?"
"It's not a matter of filling. It is leveling, if the foundation is uneven, the tower body is difficult to perpendicular. It's not easy to do. Xia Congliang said here, and Liu Yunzhou next to him came to answer.
"Master Zhu doesn't know much, so don't ask more, think about how to get through to this level!" Liu Yunzhou's words were not flat, Zhu Changyuan's cynicism about this product was almost numb, and now he didn't even bother to fight back.
"It's easy to level. I think it's more troublesome and time-consuming to fill the soil. Zhu Changyuan ignored Liu Yunzhou, but faced Xia Congliang.
Xia Congliang smiled bitterly and shook his head, saying in his heart that he really didn't understand. The most difficult way of civil engineering is two points, one flat and the other straight.
But he didn't say anything.
There was a conversation in the house, and suddenly I heard Ma Qing outside: "Hey, isn't this my table, why did you come to the yard." ”
After speaking, he shouted twice, "What's going on?" ”
The little servant replied, "It's Lord Zhu, he let us carry it out." "The little guys are naturally telling the truth.
Ma Qing was stunned for a moment and said, "Which Zhu... Before he finished speaking, he suddenly remembered something, walked into the gate of the Qing Officials Division, and immediately became angry, pointing at Zhu Changyuan and scolding: "Bastard, what are you doing, who asked you to move my belongings out?" ”
"Ugh." Zhu Changyuan admitted calmly and said, "It turned out to be Master Ma, what's wrong, what's the matter?" ”
With a calm face, calmly underwhelmed, Zhu Changyuan looked at Ma Qing calmly as if he was nothing, and asked people what is the matter with you.
"I said, who told you to move my stuff out!"
Ma Qing's face was flushed, his forehead was exposed, and he almost jumped in front of Zhu Changyuan, and punched him at the table, "Why are you so arrogant just a few days after you came to the Yamen?" ”
"Am I arrogant?" Zhu Changyuan spread his hands, "I've always been very low-key." ”
"Hehe, hehe, hehe!" Ma Qing gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I have already left the Camp Division, and you should move my luggage out, but Master Zhu, the three thousand taels of silver in the official's drawer are missing, I don't know how you can explain." ”
Nani?
You want to slander people.
Xia Congliang was stunned, and Liu Yunzhou was also stunned.
Although this Zhu Changyuan is as annoying as a bedbug, it is indeed a bit unkind to trick others in this way.
Not only Xia Congliang, but even Liu Yunzhou, who has always been upright and self-assured, also despises Ma Qing a little.
Zhu Changyuan scolded in his heart, no, he scolded in his mouth, "I bought a watch last year, and you didn't even look at it and said that you had less than three thousand taels of silver in the drawer." Why don't you bother you to use your brain, even if you really have three thousand taels of silver, can you put it in your drawer? ”
"Hungry, I'm a silver ticket!" Ma Qing opened his mouth to quibble.
Zhu Changyuan smiled slightly and said, "If this official is not mistaken, your official resume says that you were born in poverty, right?" ”
"Lord Zhu, don't worry about other things, don't make it clear today, see if I don't send you to the official!" Ma Qing is really green, and his face is iron-blue.
"That's it, since Master Ma was born poor, where did he get so much as three thousand taels of silver, could it be that the Lord accepted bribes when he was an official." Zhu Changyuan asked rhetorically.
"You, you, you bloody mouth!" Ma Qing was just talking nonsense, where did he think that he could lift a stone and shoot himself in the foot.
"I'm spurting blood, I just don't understand and want to ask, Ma Daren is only a six-grade Beijing official, the monthly salary is only ten stones, which is equivalent to five taels of silver, this is not counting those useless printed money, that is, you add up to Mada, and the rice money for a year is only sixty taels, I don't know how the adults have three thousand taels?"
"Good, good, good!" Ma Qing looked left and right, and finally saw a long black stick in a corner of the yamen, picked it up and ran in the direction of Zhu Changyuan.
Zhu Changyuan saw that something was wrong, and said in his heart that this dog's day is decisive, and he wants to beat me, I must not stretch my head to beat him. But if you want to fight back, you can't just bury him all at once, and you have to use some brains to not let people catch the handle.
Ma Qing hit Zhu Changyuan with a stick, it seemed that the speed was extremely fast, but in Zhu Changyuan's eyes, this speed couldn't be slower, he found a gap and ran out, ran to the door of the camp division, and shouted loudly while running: "Kill someone, kill someone, Ma Qing is going to kill someone." ”
Ma Qing had already extinguished his anger when he drove him away, but when he heard Zhu Changyuan shouting in the official office so unscrupulously and insulting his reputation, he couldn't help but be angry from his heart, and simply didn't do it, and secretly said Didn't you say that I killed someone, I will break your dog's leg today, but I forgot in my mind where Zhu Changyuan came from?
"Don't run!" Ma Qing followed behind Zhu Changyuan's buttocks, dragging a black wooden root, and hit Zhu Changyuan left and right, but he didn't hit him at all.
At this time, a lot of people had gathered in the courtyard, including those from the Cleaning Division, Yu Heng, and other departments from the Cleaning Division, and even several deputy officials in the camp also ran over.
Ma Qing originally wanted to beat Zhu Changyuan out of anger, but he didn't hit after chasing people for a long time, he was ashamed and angry in his heart, and finally became angry, let go of his hands and feet and didn't care about anything, just chased Zhu Changyuan vigorously, and he didn't give up until he died.
Zhu Changyuan naturally deliberately slowed down, making Ma Qing think that he could keep up but couldn't, and kept pumping but didn't get any draws.
Ma Qing lost his mind to chase, Zhu Changyuan just blindly dodged, and kept shouting: "Killed, Ma Qing killed." Shit, there's a kind of you don't use a stick to see if I don't shoot your shit. ”
While speaking, he ran to a tree, and suddenly stopped, but saw a stick falling from the sky behind Ma Qing.
Zhu Changyuan avoided behind the tree, found an angle that was invisible to a person, and gently raised his hand to reverse the stick that Ma Qing had fallen quickly. The strength is still above the time of falling.
"Bang!" With a sound, the stick bounced back, and smashed on Ma Qing's forehead impartially, and suddenly a big bag was raised, and he covered his head and screamed in pain.
This is still the result of Zhu Changyuan's lack of strength, if he used all his strength just now, it is estimated that Ma Qing's head will explode.
"Ahhhhh Zhu Changyuan! You, you! Ma Qing covered the big bag on his head again and shouted, "You, you dare to commit murder in broad daylight!" You have become a court official in vain. ”
Zhu Changyuan stood up from the ground with an aggrieved face, hugged his head, and saw that the stick in Ma Qing's hand had been discarded on the ground, so he spread his hands, pretending to be relieved and said, "It's not me, I really didn't touch him!" (To be continued.) )